That laughing at the end of the trailer

>Disney is aware that Yea Forums exists
>Disney is aware that Yea Forums did not like TLJ
>Disney is aware of sheev-posting
>Disney puts sheev in a movie 30+ years after his canonical death
>no explanation
>LOL I'll go see it for Sheev! I sure do love the prequels and memes! Take my money!
Fucking idiots. Disney is playing you like a cheap fiddle. They want your money.

The last jedi was such a fucking trainwreck their only hope at creating any kind of hype is to bring back more old characters.

I hope so, it's so desperate sounding.

No, it's obviously the Joker

What else can you do when you can't invent any new (good) characters and nostalgia is the only reason anyone watches your flicks

this, anyone who gives Disney money for this should be euthanized

FIXED

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George is enjoying his billions he'd still do it

This trailer is identical to the Force Awakens trailer, almost shot for shot. You suckers. Watch it again.

He probably just left a holocron on the old deathstar, so they go read is diary from the debris.

They'll bring him back and kill him off, while still being the only good thing about the whole movie.

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If this were the teaser for the first movie of the ST, I might be excited.
How the fuck do they expect to pull off bringing back Sheev this late in the game?
The mouse has sunk to a new low...

he created the skywalker line

For the past 30+ years, he and Boba Fett slowly but surely crawled themselves out of the Sarlacc's maw. Yes, the real Boba Fett will also be in this film.

Yeah I'm sure they're worried and less than 100 ticket sales

More like laughing all the way to the bank!

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Remember when Disney fags bashed the EU for bringing back Palpatine? Well...

I like how he tries the kind old man thing despite already revealing himself to be the cackling space wizard

based sheev

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The actor came to stage after the trailer, its pretty obvious

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sheev alone can't save this trainwreck

>Yea Forums
>less than 100 people
We got a president elected with memes lmao

>already old man in 1980s
>older man in prequels
>STILL kicking
immortal dark side powers

It's so bad at this moment I can't wait to hear what happens to him (note: I said hear, because I won't be seeing this one either). Him being a leader of a small alien town is totally believable to me at this point. What a train wreck.

I'll give it to Disney's souless boardrooms though, they actually recognised nobody gives a shit about any of their characters to pay to see them. This is probably the best card they could've played. If only they realised this before they made two shitty movies.

His research for resurrecting the dead was on the Death Star.
Rey and the gang track down the ruins of the Death Star, and get the research.
Rey uses it to bring back Leia, as a different actress.
Resurrected Leia unlocks her full force powers to team up with Rey as they run against the newest Death Star.

you absolutely fucking didn't, autistic zoomer

>Everyone always bitched about how the old EU kept bringing back Palpatine.
>Disney is doing the same thing

Top fucking kek.

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>It's episode 3 with Vader all over again
Well what did you expect from Ep. 3? ofc Vader was gonna be in it.

Not the guy you're replying to, but Trump couldn't have done it without Yea Forums and everybody knows it.

Yea Forums has literally tens of millions of active users daily at any given moment. Why do so many retards not realize this? It is basically in the top 5 most trafficked sites on the internet.

>JJ sets up his own version of Sheev
>Rian takes the wheel
>"tee hee, killed him! Didnt expect that did you?"
>JJ now has to bring back Sheev from the dead sonthey can have some puppetmaster shit.

Jesus christ what a shitshow.

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I mean they also bitched about

>Han Solo's son going dark side....
>Weapon that can blow up entire Solar System....
>Classic characters getting killed off anti-climatically just to build up hype....

Why is it not called Rise of Sheev?

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Maybe they all secretly hate each other.

We saw in Episode 8 Jedi can fly using the force, and survive the vacuum of space, so Palpatine probably force pulled himself into a window, and went into hiding.

>make EU non-canon
>put thrawn, robo-maul and sheev clones into new canon anyway
YOU CAN'T JUST PICK AND CHOOSE

How old are you? Sure, Yea Forums was part of Trump's movement, but he would have still done it without this site, probably.

If they bring back Sheev, he's most likely gonna get killed by Rey instead of Vader... let that sink in.

>nuwars fans and disney shills pretends like old EU was always bad because of a handful of admittedly silly arcs like dark empire
>now they excuse sheev getting brought back in nucanon

SHEEV = SNEED = SKEEM

Nah, man. I'm 25 btw. Do you remember all the weird obscure dirt that /pol/ dug up on democrats that made its way to prime time news?

He did become a force ghost in the EU, so they might rip that off

I'm willing to bet Leia will help too.

AHEM

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that's infuriating on so many levels. I mean it completely invalidates the Chosen One prophesy.

>Disney gives a shit about a thousand neckbeards more so much that they pander to them

sure...

No of course not. Rey will probably only have a vision of him inside his old throne room.
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I don't get it

your fake heroes were a lie again! hahaha fuck this series

Gotta love revisionist history

Snoke's Choke & Poke?

Well, they tried making a new villain and that failed miserably. Better stick to what's tried and true and just rehash everything.

TLJ grossed barely over a billion in box office. Things arent looking as good this go around.

Not sure how, her scenes will probably be very limited considering she couldn't film new ones.

Maybe Krylo will join Rey or something, which is almost as bad anyway.

>a billion is bad
maybe if you're fucking rockstar

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Most Trump voters were already going to vote for him, regardless of what the news said. It was the side of the news that constantly shat on Trump that influenced and cemented the views of a lot of voters.

People not voting for lefties is a worldwide thing right now, really. Everyone is fed up with them.

Uhh Rey is the chosen one
Shitlord...

So creatively broken they are now bringing back ideas from scraped Episode 7 plots.

>implying I'm not pirating

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man I just want reylo to be confirmed canon

are you sure? that looks like a death star....

>anyone who's dead can just come back to life

Holy shit this means they bring back Darth Vader too.

sneed

They put maul in the clones wars while the EU was still a thing

and based Kit Fisto

They might be siblings now.

But they can.

And they did.

that's what worries me the most. the one decent thing about tlj was them throwing a bone to reylo fags like me, and now they're retconning that. i'll be so pissed if she ends up with fucking finn.

>bring back the emperor, ruining Vader's redemption and sacrifice and further shitting on Luke's efforts even further
What is wrong with these faggots?

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>kept bringing back

It happened once. In comics.

Do let me guess
>rey and the vader wannabe are now siblings
>rey is now a skywalker
>sheev is back ( i can't wait for the fucked up reasoning behind that)
>Fat ugly gook and nigga troopa have kids

>secretly

I was kinda surprised Rose wasn't in the trailer once.
Fuck her though for ruining the one cool thing Finn could've done for his character arc

I don't even give a shit about the chosen one business, it'd piss me off because it'd ruin a basic storytelling ending and redemption arc, just so they could shit out more garbage

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Steed

T

Always bet on Sheev.

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I haven't seen Basedlo but he's there right? So doesn't that mean robot legs since he was cut in half?

>revive

why do you think it shows up in full force every other November?

What the hell are you talking about?

Its bad considering how much they market vs how much it fell against TFA. And people know disney will shit out more star wars so there is no urgency to go see this one.

I CLAPPED!

I CLAPPED WHEN I HEARD PALPY!

A-WINGS!

SPEEDERS!

DEATH STAR BUT ALL BROKEN!

Look at this and tell me there's a god.

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OHH MYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Fuck off bigot. Sheev is here to stay

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Can we have the reveal take place after Kylo knocks up Rey?

this. if Star Wars wasn't already dead to me, I'd be mad. reviving the emperor utterly punctures the satisfying conclusion of Return of the Jedi.

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>implying he isn't underwater

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>implying i actually watch movies rather than post sneed

He never really left during legends, he cloned himself a whole bunch. So it's entirely probable

Is JJ's best idea to bring back stuff from the corresponding OT episodes? Is he bringing back Palpy and the Death Star 2, because they were in Jedi? Is he really this retarded?

r/thedonald can take more credit than this shitty website, get real lmao

if you hate the prequels you're a top shelf pleb my dude, so basically both those groups are shit and not star wars fans. also you sound like a faggot.

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>Did they really bring him back?
nobody gives a fuck about the new characters.
They know that poe, fin and reylo, on their own, can't carry the series to 1+ billion again after TLJ...
so (again) the only way to generate hype and draw/trick in the neckbeards is nostalgia bait and bringing back/resurrecting OT cast favorites.

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22 million and it's not even top 30

He was only 39 in RotJ. It was all makeup.
Ironically now he's around the age he was supposed to be.

>going through the effort to pirate it
Kek, I am just going to see what anons post. Why bother running the risk of a virus or giving Disney money when somebody else will do all that for you

Snoke's Foke and Soke

is that pic related

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THEY LITERALLY HAVE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO PLAY WITH

INFINITE POSSIBILITIES

AND JJ TAKES THEM BACK TO ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER ANOTHER DEATH STAR

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

SET IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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HAVE SEX SHEEVCELS

Jokes on them! I would have gone if they did Plagueis but Sheev is just too stupid and rehashy for me. Plagueis would have been new at least.

Eh, furries actually make pretty decent porn when it doesn't involve one of their horrific fetishes.

imagine the ultimate kino that evil immortal sith scientist Dart Tenebrous would have been

They have no fucking clue where to go with the story, especially after soian killed all their characters.

>in the OT they defeated the Empire, but the Empires military was actually fully intact, just hiding in the corner repainting one panel of each vehicle
>the OT heroes re-established the Republic, but apparently built such a fragile government that at the slightest hint of opposition it crumbled until they literally only have one ship full of people in TLJ
>in the OT Luke confronts the darkness and anger inside himself and chooses to reject violence by sparing his father, but apparently didn't confront the part of himself that attempts to execute children for no reason
>in the OT they killed Sheev but apparently didn't double tap so it didn't count
The entire writing strategy for these movies consists of invalidating things that were accomplished in previous movies.

Wrong. He said he feels like he sold his children to (((white))) slavers.

What a pair! Sheev must have based his Death Star on those things.

I mean, if I was a dark lord with unlimited power surrounded by questionable sociopaths and my sociopathic right hand (who I know wants to kill me) I to would produce husks that I can project my consciousness into

Nope, we needed to find out who hated the prequels because they're film snobs, who hated it because it was the "in" thing to do.

You know I'm correct.

Maybe they’ll reveal that Sheev is Anakin’s father, and that he is also Rey’s father

>implying it needed reviving

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why is it called the rise of skywalker? Are they talking about Leia?

Leia becomes the new president of the Republic?

The Sith finally learned how to force ghost like the Jedi do. Not expecting it to be a fraction as interesting as how the extended universe has done the idea, but it's fucking Sheev so let him rip and roar.

selling to disney proved what a brilliant businessman he is.

he has also revenged himself upon us perfectly while making us love him anew.

ah that makes sense. Jesus christ they have fucked this franchise to literal pieces

And another desert planet.

Whats the point of clones? They are not really the true palpatine and wouldnt have his power and knowledge of the dark side.

Thus making Rey into Kylo's grand-aunt?

>effort
>viruses
You need to be under 80 to post here gramps
Nice digits though

I want to be that detached nerd but if they show the entire Darth Plagueis backstory, they got me.

Where does it >implies that there is another death star?

10/10

We wont have no big epic hoth style battles as well as the rebels got BTFO in the last film

That pic is concept art for TFA, so if he is doing that it's not really relevant. Maybe they realized it was all a mistake and went back to their original ideas

Send Rey out there, she'll play the role of an entire army just fine.

Hold my beer

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If that is the "rise of the Skywalker" the title means it will be so shit because how is that important to this trilogy?

But think about it, maybe they do it as a tribute and fits in the women to power thing.

hoping rey is palpy daughter.

So rise of skywalker mean kylo right?

I want to see Maul desu

EMPEROR CREATES REY TO GAIN LUKE AND YODA KNOWLEDGE.
REY TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE.
BEN SOLO-SKYWALKER HAS TO KILL HER.

There is no way that Rey end up being bad. No fucking way.

>TO GAIN LUKE AND YODA KNOWLEDGE.
And what knowledge is that? Those few sentences that Luke told to Rey in the island?

Friendly reminder that Palpatine is only a worthwhile character because of the prequel trilogy.

they are, he uses sith magic to transfer his soul between bodies. he's ultimately killed by a jedi 'intercepting' him between bodies iirc

>Maybe they realized it was all a mistake and went back to their original ideas
More like they realized they were in a dead end after TLJ and had to reboot part of the story. And since they're obviously not too good at making anything new, they just went back and revived old ideas instead of making something new.

>"I've only seen raw power like this once before..."
>Luke wasn't talking about Ben, he was talking about Palpy

Nah, the villain of the last movie (or last trilogy) should have ties to all three trilogies so anyone aside from Plagueis and Sheev would be plain weird.
Sheev is obviously a good choice due to his strong presence in all movies though his absence in 7 and 8 just destroys it again and they can't just retcon it by saying shit like Snoke was posessed by him or that he influenced Kylo back in the Jedi temple flashback.
Using Plagueis would have been great as a twist villain with some foreshadowing, elaborating on an ambiguous in-story tale with doubt about its truth is storytelling at its finest. Using Snoke, killing him off in 8 and then introducing Plagueis would have been a thing as well if they made Plagueis hugely distinct from Sheev/Snoke (no bathrobe style, maybe something like a mist, ghost or statue).
I rather buy Plagueis having the patience and skill to bullshit Sheev for decades than Sheev surviving Dark Empire style when his death in ROTJ was plot relevant.
But of course the entire ST is about taking away the OTs accomplishments and gifting them to younger assholes who don't deserve it so in a way using Sheev is more honest and makes it all fit better with that theme.

Krylo is a Solo, not a Skywalker.

The name becomes a title for Rey or Kylo is suddenly allowed to become the main character.

>Rey and Kylo losing to Sheev
>Leia whispers to them Ben Kenobi style to run
>Leia hyperspace force rams through the Death Star
screencap it

And Palpy didn't scared him?

But again, there is no way they are turning Rey into the villain and Ben the good one. It would be retarded and it will destroy all his hero women.

Kyrolr is both a Solo and a Skywalker.

Yeah but he's been established as Ben Solo from Episode 7 on. Like 99% of people, he has his father's name. Luke isn't known as an Amidala.

SO who thinks that Sheev will only be a ghost that will talk to Rey in the remains of the Death Star?

neither of them are skywalkers though.

>inb4 Rey gets shoehorned into the Skywalker family by some "rite of passage" or whatever

>Leia hyperspace force rams through the Death Star
If they don't do this then it's stupid. Everyone should be using hyperspace bullets now.

>Palpatine is main villain in all 3 trilogies
>appears in tv show
>does a ton of shit in EU

Can one man be so Chad?

He's still in the Skywalker family by blood
Just how stupid are you?

Plot twist: Krlolye is neither.

>Leia hyperspace force rams through the Death Star
Only if she's doing it by herself without a starship.

>Implying hes not one of (((them)))

Since Kylo is fighting the Knights of Ren in the trailer he turns to the light or they turn on him, which is it?

> palpatine was anakin's father
>he's the original skywalker
> rise of the skywalker

writ it down, writ, it down.

>Sheev
>Chad
Oh I dont think so

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This film is actually following George's outline for his sequels. He was going to bring back Sheev and have a female jedi who would become his new apprentice.

Do you think that guy he attack is a knight of ren?

Also, why are people going to care the Knights of Ren we haven't hear who they are in the previous 2 movies?

We got Rogue One, which is the best and most Star Wars movie since the end of the original trilogy. So no, it was worth it for that movie alone.

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>that Wilhelm scream in the trailer

Jesus these movies really have gone downhill

>they killed Snoke
>so they could bring back Sheev

send me a check for $1,000 and I'll come up with some new ideas for you Di$ney. much better than the fucking hacks writing for you right now.

i've never watched a star wars anything. what should i consume for the full picture? original trilogy is a given i assume, are there any canon video games/books/whatever else besides films that i should partake in my quesk for star wars inhalation?

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broken death star on endor?
fucking ewoks

I want Sabine, ezra, ahsoka and thrawn
fuck rey and kylo and bobble head stormtrooper.

Watch Empire Strikes Back and don't bother with any of the other 7 (soon to be 8).

Rogue One was actual Space Opera. Not sure what the sequels are trying to be.

They had a cool establishing shot and some "original" designs compared to the rest of the ST, plus a whole gang of Jedi hunters that are normal ass non-force users is a nice concept.

What I think JJ is doing is packing as many action scenes in the movie as he can (with a lot of fan service). Most of it will probably not make much sense.

Just started to believe more and more that they literally get all their ideas from Yea Forums

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>MFW THIS SCENE IN IMAX 3D

WORTH ALL THE HORRIBLENESS OF NU-WARS

R1 > SOLO >> TFA >>>> TLJ

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Yeah they are cool and you have that flashback and Snoke naming them. But who are going to care about them if we don't know anything more about them?

how are they going to clean up all of that debris?

>Fucking idiots. Disney is playing you like a cheap fiddle. They want your money.
>Says as he's also a 4chanese

And remember; your're here forever

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He began plotting his ascent to godhood from birth, thinking of every eventuality. He dabbles in every possible subject in hopes of finding a trick or technique to gain the upper hand.
He canonically felt the timeline changing in Rebels with the death of Kanan Jarrus, finding the time travel portal was obviously to revert to a timeline in which he won or came closest to it, I assume the Dark Empire one. The whole thing went south with Aladdin destroying the temple which is why he switched gears completely and created the deadmans switch orders for after Endor.

Skeet

Honestly, I bless this movie for the fatal blow done to this shitty new trilogy.

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Honestly, this Crouching Senate, Hidden Sheev tactic has got me back on board.

Thanks bet the new sheev will be a strong independent black woman who don't need no man

Looks like the typical cgi shit.

Episode 3
Rogue One
Episode 4

Quintessential Star Wars: The Trilogy.

haha! !!! I cant wait until mr PLINKET reviews it!! XDDD

Yeah and we all suffer for it

>Aladdin destroying the temple
what the fuck happens in the EU

Tenebrous being the master of Plagueis and the one who first researched midichlorian manipulation through scientific means arguably has ties to all trilogies. And with him being a very prolific scientist you can explain a lot of shit. He could have learned how to bring back Plagueis and Sheev as unnatural perversions of force ghosts (call them force specters or whatever).
Then you have a final battle which spans all trilogies where ghost Anakin fights specter Plagueis, ghost Luke fights specter Sheev and Rey fights Tenebrous

>Hurr, they're really bringing him back? No thanks Disney. Real desperate move on your part?
>OHHH DARK EMPIRE I LOVE THAT STORY I LOVE THE EU BRINGING BACK DEAD CHARACTERS

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SHEEV'S BACK BABY

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Bringing him back in TFA would have been offensive since it would ruin the OT as defeating Sheev and the Empire in RotJ was pointless. But now it’s all ruined and pointless anyway, so why not bring him back?

We could have avoided this. Why didn't they intensify the forward firepower?

>WHEN VADER APPEARS IN ROGUE ONE

THEATER LITERALLY WENT APESHIT, NEVER SEEN AN AUDIENCE REACTION LIKE IT

DANK ASS REVEAL NGL CLEARLY THE #1 SW CHARACTER

Probably infighting on the Empire side of things. The Knights of Ren went to school with him at Lukes Academy so they probably were friends of his at one point and were ribbing on him losing to a girl multiple times who only had 2 days of training which caused Kylo to get butt her. With Snoke dead and Kylo being the reason he's dead, the Knights of Ren are probably aiming for a position of power or no longer trust Kylo.

I don't fucking know, the movie is going to be a mess and needs lightsaber fights other then Kylo VS Rey for the 99th time when it holds 0 tension as to who will win that fight.

3, RO, 4, 5 and you are done.

I'm pretty sure he's one of those idiot zoomers who thinks hatred of the prequels is recent.

This.

It's unbelievably lazy at best (TFA) and horribly contrived at worst (TLJ).

this confused me as a kid, because I knew sheev in the prequels was the same actor from the originals, but they came so much later and normal sheev seemed to be the perfect age. Idk why they decided to cast such a relatively young guy to be the emperor for ROTJ, but it worked out perfectly

ofc he's in the Skywalker family tree but it makes no sense to refer to him as a Skywalker. How is that hard to understand for you?
If a movie was called 'Rise of Amidala', would you think 'oh, that's clearly Luke'?

Rey houses half of the force ghost of Palpatine. When he fell in the death star the explosion was his force power trying to find a vessel, it found one in rey and he hid in her giving her force powers as the movies went on. Snoke is his other half, once Snoke died (according to Palpatine's plan), his other half of the force ghost went into rey. This gave her even more strength in the force. Rey is literally palpatine.

>the ONLY redeeming thing about the entire Sequel Trilogy is more ammo for Sheevposting

I'll take what I can get.

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>EU brings Sheev back
BASED
>Disney does it
WTF NOOOOO

How much Mana does it cost to cast Sheevspin?

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Considering they've fixed nothing and doubled down on worst elements they introduced, they definitely do not get the benefit of the doubt, faggot.

Unfortunately sheevposting has spread beyond this site by now, so I doubt it.

just add CIA and it’s the ultimate Yea Forums meme

You just have to scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG very hard.

It's called dark force jump.

they'll never bring my boi Slit Fisto back, that'd be too based of Disney

Well, after how bad his episode 7 was I went back and told him to let someone else do it but this fucker decided to sell to disney and that's not what I meant at all. Sadly, I used my only trip. I should have been more specific

And another snow planet, but it's salt!

What bout Triclops, Sheev's successor and last true Emperor of the Galaxy?

Plinkett quit reviews
But we still have:
E;R for edgy humour
MauLer for deep analysis and critique
HackFraudMedia for Plinkett Jr
Everyone else for memes

So, I'm excited verily so.

>adapt the whole story with Jaina, Jacen, Anakin and Ben
>already 10 times better than the current trilogy

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I mean he's good for one bringback. It's spooky when you do it once, it's tiring when you do it more than once.

The idea that something/someone is so evil they persist beyond death is kind of interesting. But only if at the end of it they finally truly 100% are dead using a surefire means of killing them.

is rey a clone of palpatine or is she a clone of luke from lukes hand?

This is like one of the very few guys that DOES have fun playing in Star Wars. You know he genuinely like the franchise, the fans and everything. We don't deserve McSheev

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Fuck that, give me Darth Icky or fuck off Disney.

Obi-wan and Sheev are the best characters in Star Wars.

You cannot prove me wrong.

>YOU CAN'T JUST PICK AND CHOOSE
But that was the best part of the eu. If you didn't like something you could just ignore it because there was so much to read

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I still am a fan of the theory that Sheev is Rey grandpa. Think about it, Kylo is the offspring of the heroes of the old saga but the villian of the new triology, Rey is offspring of the villian of the old saga but the heroine of the new triology. Its pic related!

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The well is so dry. So very very dry.

Or, maybe, the had planned some big guidelines, you know? Obviously they made things on the go, but you'de be retarded to believe they didn't have a guideline and some kind of goal to end the story beforehand, despite what they can say

he's not. a jew could never create something as good and pure as the OT

Jesus, Disney is scary. It's like they know exactly what to do for any situation. Every time I think they're going to take a serious L, they do something that even if you want to deny it, will drum up interest.

The biggest question on everyone's mind was "what the hell is there to look forward to in Episode IX" but putting in Sheev is like the biggest thing nobody could have really seen coming and now there's at least enough people to think "what the fuck is he doing here" to check the movie out. And the best part is that places like Yea Forums and twitter are to blame for this for meme'ing him so hard. It's honestly terrifying

I didn't know that you could clone someone but make him of the opposite sex.

They've come to ruin him too. All your memories must be destroyed.

>putting in disney shit
>cutting out the OT's kino finale
Fuck off Disneymom

Kylo will redeem himself to the light side (rise) and take the name Skywalker before fighting whoever is laughing at the end of the trailer, whether it's Snoke or Sneed. Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know shit about Star Wars.

>YOU CAN'T JUST PICK AND CHOOSE
They said that's what they were gonna do though

have sex incel

are you kidding? he was the best character in RoTJ

>Can one man be so Chad?

In EU he
-regularly fucks top female celebrites and media cover it, while public loves it
-is a big collector of art and historic artefacts
-enjoys spending time at the opera
-orders to rewrite history of Mace Windu after his death to portay Windu as pedophile fucking Jedi younglings and a fake Windu diary is published ruining his image forever

Genius casting, that's all.
It's perfect, he's an ugly decrepit monster in OT, then handsome old man in PT and then turns into super fugly monster there.
And now he'll be super decrepit mummy-looking aberration in ST.

>It's episode 3 with Vader all over again.
Wait wait wait, what else was episode 3 going to be about?

>mfw this entire trailer
DISNEY SURELY AFTER 4 MOVIES INTO STAR WARS YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT YOUR FUCKING GROOVE

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did you see what they pulled with leah in space? they have force ghosts and palpatine coming back after all these years...a clone that is of a new gender is not that hard to imagine them doing

And who will Rey fight?

prove me wrong

>ruin Lando
>ruin my nigga Pimpatine
>wait 2 years for 'le star warz fatigue'
>make obiwan standalone movie
>ruin obiwan
>ewan mccregor is depressed and drinks booze with hamill
>hayden isn't even invited so not as depressed but still quite depressed
>ruin darth maul through overexposure even tho he was already tiring in the fucking cartoons
>give up on star wars completely and sell it

Can't wait

Christ the protagonist of this show is such a faggot.

Why do the ST writers hate the original films even more than George Lucas?
I'm starting to realize that Disney will probably come out with their own Special Edition take of the OT in the coming years that adds in shit to make the ST more canon (like more shots of Han's dice or some shit).

Fuck me this franchise needs to be saved or just killed off entirely.

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DARTH VADER IS THE MOST ICONIC VILLAIN IN ALL OF MOVIES AND UP NEAR THE MOST ICONIC CHARACTER IN GENERAL

THANOS? LMAO WAT A SKRUB

They will either asspull and make her a villain or she will fight some as-of-yet unknown secondary villain, potentially cyber-Maul if they do bring back Sneed. The band's back together.

>implying we are not just going to watch another kino stream site copy

It's not that they hate the original films, it's that they couldn't think of anything past the OT so they just dismantled the OT to more or less tell it slightly differently.

Pretty much this

>ROTJ
>good
Please.
Also, RO is your infantry war movie, it's good even if the characters are shit. Also, best Darth Vader scenes in the whole series. You can hate it, but deep inside, you know it's true.

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sleep?

Her mom, a re-brainwashed Mara Jade.

Space Aladdin is pretty rad in season 4 of Rebels, just sad that it is shit all around.
Goes off to free a planet from the Empire only with his friends because the Rebel Alliance is too frightened. Destroys the same Jedi temple twice and Sheev nearly managed to transport a time travel portal to Coruscant by taking apart and rebuilding a section of a Jedi temple on a Star Destroyer.

Rogue One is the quintessential EU experience even if it isn't part of it.
If you want a Star Wars story that isn't part of the numbered movies it should be that one.

There is no way Rey becomes bad. Why is she going to become bad in the last 30 minutes of the third movie?

Because I just want something I didn't expect to happen in this goddamn trilogy for once

>Also, best Darth Vader scenes in the whole series.
Reddit was a mistake, I'll bet you clap during superhero movies too you faggot.

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Watch the OT and PT, and play/read/watch Star Wars media made before the Disney buyout.

Really just avoid anything Disney and you're good l, though rogue one isn't as bad as the other Disney stuff.

That's why they should have just let it be, they somehow managed to make this clusterfuck even more complicated when nobody knows what is canon anymore

it also had the worst Darth Vader scenes when he speaks. He sounds like an old man who partly forgot how to do the voice.

I've seen the OT a billion times but didn't remember the fucking dice at all. I genuinely thought it was just something they came up with for TLJ.

Imagine unironically believing this.

>Muh diverse cast of heroes
>Muh evil white male empire
>Muh strong female lead
Yeah, no thanks. The movie was also boring as shit up until the Battle of Scarif (which was then ruined by the cuts back to the boring segments of Jyn doing boring shit)

Name one non-british imperial officer that was in the OT movies.

Like I said, it'd be an asspull. But it's Disney. I find it much more likely she will face a secondary villain

>Luke's force projection gives Leia a keepsake of Han
>only for them to disappear as soon as he dies
I see some of Mark Hamil's time as the Joker shines through

>british
>white
lmao, you anglos sure are funny

Everyone shat on the EU when they brought Sidious back.

It was literally just in a single shot or two and wasn't even the focus in the slightest during those scenes (just a small side prop dangling in Han's cockpit that never draws attention to itself).
Why didn't they just use Han's blaster since it plays a big part of his character?

ROTJ is my second favorite because of the Luke/Vader/Palpatine dynamic and the Endor Space Battle and Rogue One is probably 3rd.

Dont like any of the prequel or sequel movies tee bee aych. Havent seen a marvel movie since before the 2nd avengers movie either btw.

I haven't kept up, who are the only true white people left now?

It was kind of fixed...I only ever watch this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=lqmAIqP_m8I

I clapped when I saw Darth Vader
He had red lightsaber and he used the force
I know what that is

But 99% of the good guys were white too.

Me and only me.

He's talking about Vader in the suit being implied to take up a large portion of the movie.
When Burger King was shelling out promotional watches, it wasn't Hayden Christensen's face they were putting on them. It was Vader's helmet.

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Nope. It's this guy.
youtu.be/HW0hFHssRY0
Not plinkett either

fun fact: someone did we're just not living that timeline and never will

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I love how we ended up being in the plane of existence that's right in the midpoint between utopia and an extinct wasteland.

Italians

>orders to rewrite history of Mace Windu after his death to portay Windu as pedophile fucking Jedi younglings and a fake Windu diary is published ruining his image forever

now thats one way to get revenge after being disfigured

Fuck off with your timeline shit.

Palpatine is awesome. I hope he’s the main villain somehow again.

Came back as force ghost, easy and believable.

Yeah, I woulda been pretty pissed off if I was a boomer who grew up on the OT, went into Ep. III expecting classic Vader to be wrecking shit, but instead got Hayden.
Honestly, Episode 1 shouldn't exist, Episode 2 and 3 shoulda been moved back one, and episode 3 shoulda connected the prequels to the OT more smoothly without leaving that 20 year gap, which would also give us Vader kino.
2 and 3 are kino, 1 is kinda a waste of a movie imo. But of course, the prequels as a whole are still kino, especially in comparison to the ST.

Last Jedi was awesome.

i'll just wait for the rip, otherwise i'll just laugh at how desperate disney is getting trying to get asses in seats

poop

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>kino kino kino mommy I learned a new word today
Anyway, Episode 2 is the worst Star Wars, Phantom Menace is infinitely better. It's main problem is that Anakin needed to be a teenager and Qui Gon shouldn't have existed. It should have just been a fun adventure of Obi-Wan and Anakin bonding during the whole Naboo fiasco.

>>>kino kino kino mommy I learned a new word today
Yikes.

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Unironically only Sheev can save this dumpster fire of a franchise, but they're gonna make him job against Rey

>Episode 1 shouldn't exist
>while praising 2
kys

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Its Sheev, its already announced that the actor who played him is reprising his role in this film

Yea Forums had no effect on the election. Trump’s voter base is boomers.

Where did I praise 2? I'm saying 2 is necessary for the story. Episode 1 is 20 years before 2, AND is based entirely around one planet. Obviously there'd have to be rewrites to Episode 2 and 3, because there'd have to be a new episode 3 that takes place after RotS.

But maybe is just a ghost.

The first shot of rey backflipping onto the incoming craft was so fucking stupid. Why in the world would you turn your back like that holy shit just fuck off

Go back to facebook.

Thats just like you're opinion man

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sounds like it could be luke laughing too

As far as practicality goes jedi are supernatural freakazoids so that doesn't bother me too much since she can "just sense it". It is dumb as a "WOW LOOK AT OUR LEAD DO A COOL THING" shot though

Have sex

>In the first installment of the sequel trilogy, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Palpatine's voice can be heard during a vision that the character Rey experiences upon touching Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, which originally belonged to his father, Anakin.[12] Early concept development for the film featured elements such as the Emperor's chamber underwater after crash-landing from the destruction of the second Death Star.[13] A conscious choice was made to make sequel trilogy villain Supreme Leader Snoke look different than Palpatine by giving the former a relatively youthful appearance.

JJ was planning on bringing him back all along.

incel

>mfw King Crimson vs Metallica was animated this week

This timeline isn't so bad after all.

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I so hope this is the case. Trilogy saved

>force ghost post being mostly ignored
>THEY TOTALLY GONNA BRING SHEEV BACK REEEEE
Yea Forums truly is the shitiest board.

I made that meme.

>A conscious choice was made to make sequel trilogy villain Supreme Leader Snoke look different than Palpatine by giving the former a relatively youthful appearance.

“Relatively”? Maybe from a certain point of view.

name 99 white good guys from the OT

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No, that was Rose laughing.

Cringe

PATRIA

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honestly lando is the only character I even care about from that trailer