So none of us are actually going to see Episode 9, right? Not even Sheev can draw me back in. I'm done with Star Wars

So none of us are actually going to see Episode 9, right? Not even Sheev can draw me back in. I'm done with Star Wars.

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You can't resist the thiccness.

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I'm there opening day for Sheev

>Sheev "took merely a brief leave" Palpatine

Can’t swindle me sorry Kikeney

I'll torrent it.

I was always going to see it. I love all Star Wars movies

I didn't even see episode 8

I'll watch the camrip to shitpost on Yea Forums as I did with TLJ

YOU LUCKY PERSON

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I'm sure it will be on pirate bay soon enough.

ill watch the first 5 minutes then turn it off out of disgust

I'm not, nuwars has been completely disappointing, and I have no desire to be disappointed again. At least the prequels expanded the Star Wars universe in an interesting way. The sequels have shit on everything that was decent about Star Wars. Sheev will be a disappointment just like all the other obnoxious fan service.

based

Just a FYI the movie is a copy of the clone wars episodes where we get to see Revan and Bane during the part where the brother and sister battle for the force.

It will be the emperor and Luke taking their mantel battling to keep the force balanced in the afterlife if you want to call it that and Luke uses Rey and the emperor Ren

If they confirm Sheev will actually be in it then I will but I'm not getting baited by some random sound in the trailer like it happened with TLJ.

After Avengers: Endgame I’m never give Disney another penny. Fuck them.

I will force my friend to pay a ticket for me as usual if he wants to see it.

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I'll see it for him

FIRE AT WILL DUBSMANDER

idk, the trailer didn't make me go "oh yes let's go see what happens after ep 8" so I'll wait for another but right now I'm about 25% to go 75% not go

The Senate is back on the menue bois.
It will be absolute kino.

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Never even saw ep 8, not even bothered to pirate it either

Ian is the only person who could make me see IX in theaters

we are going to have a lot of leaks.
they are going to be ridiculous anime tier stupid scenes.
Im going to pirate it.
probably wont even actually see the damn thing.
same I did with the last turd.

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I can't even be bothered to look for an illegal torrent of Disney Wars 9 when it will be released, that's how bad it is. I won't be watching this, I suspect they would only use Sheev to make the evil white man look even worse. What a surprise. How surprised will they be when they don't get my white man money? Hopefully a lot.

The Fail of Skywalker.

I will stick to the George Lucas episodes. I still find them entertaining, but it was a shame Lucas sold out.

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ok

>Disney is aware that Yea Forums exists
>Disney is aware that Yea Forums did not like TLJ
>Disney is aware of sheev-posting
>Disney puts sheev in a movie 30+ years after his canonical death
>no explanation
>LOL I'll go see it for Sheev! I sure do love the prequels and memes! Take my money!
Fucking idiots. It won't be good.

this. the real cynics called it long ago, redditors were always going to get conned into buying again by a trailer that panders to their retard instincts

This. Just don't fall for the Mouse's tricks. Hasn't Luke told you anything?

Is there a bait image of the fish throwing the hook away like Luke did in front of Palpatine?

I work at a theater, so it's the difference between me not going to see it and me going to see it but not having to spend anything aside from three hours of having to sit in an auditorium. I expect nothing out of the entire rest of the movie, but I am slightly curious to see how many minutes he's in it for.

same here

i didn't even see solo. I regret watching rogue one though.

I still haven't seen TLJ.

Ofc I'm watching it. Yea Forums will spoil the living fuck out of it so I cannot wait (literally).

>thinking this cambodian blanket-weaving forum has any sort of influence in the real world

god that would actually be cool, no way they're doing it

Sheevposting is not a Yea Forums thing only, redditors do it all the time.

I'll just watch a camprip of sheev's scenes

No. I'll wait for it to be online so I can just watch the clips with Palpy in it.

Fuck you mate. That's like going to a party because they have my grandpa's corpse hanging from the roof.

>tHaT wOulD AcTUalLy bE cOoL

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Of course not, we're just shitposting. One has to be absolute moron to still care about SW.

>a whole movie of luke and sheev bantering as they play their cosmic game
>not good

>2 dead people whose stories/arcs ended decades ago
>hurr let's just dig up their corpses since we have literally no original ideas
If you want to see luke and sheev banter, go watch RoTJ. Anyone who gives Disney money after what they've done to this franchise should be Force Choked™

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I'll wtach the sheev scenes on YT

Star Wars 9 will be a shit show literally a fan fiction made in order to make money

>i didn't even see solo.
I mean that goes without saying...

>Star Wars 9 will be a shit show literally a fan fiction made in order to make money
This...Think TFA except this time Abrams dials the nostalgia up to 11.