Ugh, you really want to watch a movie in my stuffy room user? Its way too hot...

>tfw you don't really like the smell of pussy but would inhale a girls sweat any day

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still have never got the sauce on this honey

It's entirely likely she just walked into something.

A fucking Chrysler PT Cruiser?

they say that and then next thing you know there's 20 of them on her thigh she tries to hide while crying that it's her only way of coping with life and it's all your fault.

Nah just let me be inside of you

it means she does anal

>Yo user, you good to hide this stuff in your pockets?
>Is way cheaper than buying it at the candy bar, we gonna eat like kings!
>Just promise you won't grip my hand too tight when it gets scary 'kay?

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I’m not dating a clumsy whore

damn son

what does pusy smell like

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You won't care.
The horniness and feromones will make you crazy.

bubbelgum, rainbows and cupcakes

pee

lick your arm and smell that

poop, piss and vomit

Yes...yes I can work with this...quite exciting, my dear, yes, oh yes...

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>literally all the girls I've tried dating had cuts
>they were literally all raped
>felt sorry for them and comforted them because my sister cut herself after she was raped
>mfw I'll probably never date a girl who wasn't raped before

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wet skin

salty pennies in bags of sand.

Ammonia and copper with a strong shit undercurrent

the heat coming out the back of a PS4

Maybe stop being a rapist user?

Girl sweat is divine.

It tastes and smells like sweat.

Heathers starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. We can cuddle But please don't make any sexual advances towards me.

almost like your ball sweat

>alright alright, I took of my "degenerate" nose ring
>you always talk so brainy user
>would you call my bikini degenerate too?

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Yeah, remove it

If you didn't do this with the septum piercing first you deserve your fate

Have you killed your sister's rapist, user? Or are you not a man?

This
Its a bad stench but the chemistry melts your brain

Pretty fucked how if a girl gets raped as a kid she invariably ends up with a body count in the triple digits

is it true they like rape play?

can relate
they do like it rough and found out have gang bang fantasies.

also she fucked black guys

>tfw the one girl I dated long term told me after we had sex that she didn't want to
>she had a bunch of other horrendous red flags that pop up only after I fall head over heels for her
>3 years of suffering later she dumps me

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Ya this......

she wouldn't tell me who it was.
I haven't got a name, ethnicity, age, nothing.
The police wouldn't tell me either.
I ended up jogging every night to let the rage out, bought a heavy punching bag too.

I did decide if I ever found out I wouldn't kill him though.
I'd blind him, gouge both his eyes out.
That way his has to live with it forever and he can't ever target another person.
I also wouldn't go to jail for murder, minimizing distress for my sister.

Is it a bad stench, or does it just smell like sweat? I'm getting mixed messages here, because sweat smell really isn't noteworthy at all.

This why I love FL. Even the suburbs are filled with loose trailer trash.

this woman has Problems written all over her

septum piercings are unironically hot

>I also wouldn't go to jail for murder, minimizing distress for my sister.

that's not how the legal system works man. you're ass would be in jail for assault and battery.

Just crotch smell, same as yours

at its cleanest, it smells like body odor. If your girl doesn't maintain it, it can smell like an infected wound.

>you're ass would be in jail for assault and battery.
I know, but not for murder.

That's not how you do it, man. You just approach him in a dark alley and nigger-stab him with a screwdriver. They never solve that kind of murders.

>my girl

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but user you'll still be in jail man. I don't think your sister wants that senpai.

This. Literally smells like the back side of your balls.

But I'm white! I can just buy this stuff no problem.

>If your girl

yeah haha I always make sure my girl is clean!

Street shitters are not welcome here.

go it smells good then?

Yes

That sounds kind of nice actually, do the memes about it smelling terrible come from people who have only ever been with women with bad hygiene, or do they come from retards who think anything that isn't air freshener and deodorant smells bad?

I'm not going to be able to force him to appear in an alley alone with a snap of my fingers.
And as I said I still have no idea who it is.
All I know is he's male obviously.

If I found out I'd just have to steal the opportunity and ruin him.
He wouldn't know I exist either, all his blind ass could say is a normal looking young guy shoved his fingers in his eyes.
Police would care far less about an assault than a murder.
Assaults happen all the time.
If it's one thing that this made me realize it's that police can't deal with the amount of crime.
There's more than 10 rapes in my city every night and maybe half of them ever get a person charged.
I'd rather risk a few years for assault than getting myself into something bigger.

Females don't get raped, it's just an excuse they use when they regret their decisions.