She's still using Anakin's lightsaber

>she's still using Anakin's lightsaber

Jesus Christ. I know JJ is a fucking retard but didn't he grasp that Luke built a new lightsaber in RotJ to symbolize his growth as a character and stepping out of his father's shadow? Rey should have similarly stepped out of Luke's shadow and built her own saber.

In a way it's fitting. She never did have a character arc like Luke and never grew but I'm surprised the dickheads at Disney didn't jump at the chance to sell a new lightsaber toy.

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maybe its a dream sequence

You have to have character to have growth

You can see a new black band around the center where it was ripped apart.

>uses a staff in the first movie
>still doesn't have a double blade lighstaber

>character arc

Yeah, what the fuck? That would have been the only cool thing they could have done with Rey at this point and they still fucked it up.

Guess her using a double bladed yellow lightsaber just wont happen.

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How the fuck would Rey know how to build a lightsaber

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she is rey

how would she know how to repair one?

Memberberries of her ancestors, which she apparently has now.

Luke's ghost clearly talks to her. He could instruct her.

Sheev

Is she taking Spice?

>Rey allowing a fucking white male to tell her what to do

Hang on didn't that piece of shit break in the last film

Why didn't kylo shoot?

Good point.

Have Sheev.

It was only cosmetic damage, bro.

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Little duct tape and it is good as new!

Jesus Christ...

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She is also still in desert rags

how did luke?

she learned how from scavenging

Just bypass the compressor

Ben fixed it and gave it to her for some weird Joker reason

What are the chances that this will get over looked and go unexplained?

Anakin's light saber blew up in episode VIII. Rey isn't a Jedi and there isn't one around to help rebuild it. I highly doubt its common knowledge.

I mean maybe she does at some point in the movie it's just a teaser user

You don't know she won't have a new lightsaber by the end. It's the first shot of the first trailer, calm down

>What are the chances that this will get over looked and go unexplained?

It's JJ so 100%.

They gave her the books.

>71 views
Have you got something you want to tell me, user?

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Hello, shills. Busy night at Disney HQ?

>built her own saber.
I'm still mad she didn't make a double sided one to compliment her staff stuff
let's hope this whole trilogy is a dream

Yoda's high ass hit the books with a lightning bolt

Which are supposed to be the sacred jedi texts, like philosophical teachings and shit. What fucking kind of sense would it make for those to have a guide to building lightsabers? Then again, it is JJ, so that's just stupid enough to be right.

You jest but do we know how many stormtroopers took one home with them after Order 66? Maybe there were a few on that Star Destroyer from which she learned so much already.

and those stupid ass capris and boots

Are you retarded? He did that FOR SHOW for Luke. Rey stole the books before that happened. That's why Yoda said 'she has all the knowledge she needs'. Books were shown in the Falcon. Jesus.

Damn you sound like a neckbeard fag

If only. She stole them, remember?

they are in the falcon at the end of 8

He went to Tatooine and found all the books Obi Wan kept there, one of which described how to build a lightsaber using equipment obi wan had in his house.

This is all explained in Shadows Of The Empire.

She bypassed the compressor

People like him and people that circle jerk hate these movies are both the worst breeds of retards

>do we know how many stormtroopers took one home with them after Order 66?

Zero, because there were no stormtroopers during Order 66.

legit sad, man. his mind’s been totally warped. at least he’s happy, though.

Aren't your expectations subverted?

>Has a long ranged weapon which could effortlessly neutralise an enemy from a safe distance
>chooses to use a middle ages tier glowing sword
The greatest human achievement of the 21st century was the changing of capeshit from a "eww gross a zit covered nerd virgin GEEK" franchise into one adored by literally ever type of person, the amount of investment put into this by the big companies was massive but it obviously paid off

No.
I fully expected it to be shit

*Pushes glasses up. I think you mean clone troopers.

She will, retards.

Rey became Avatar Korra.
I'm not joking.

they became stormtroopers the moment palpatine became the senate

Sacred Jedi texts?

>Rise of Skywalker
What Skywalkers are even left to rise up? Luke and Leia are both fucking dead.

Have sex

No, they didn't. The stormtroopers weren't clones.

I just realized the Skywalkers are gamers
Mark Hamill voices the Joker
Skywalkers rise up

HOLY SHIT

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They have already displayed a total aversion to addressing complications and inconsistencies with this trilogy plenty of times, this will absolutely be handwaved because they can't be bothered to explain it.

The only way the title makes sense at all is either 1: Rey is a Skywalker, meaning Rian BTFO. 2: Kylo gets redeemed, and also magically considered a Skywalker now for no reason. 3: It's metaphorical, and Rey becomes the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues, trains a new group of Jedi, and calls them Skywalkers for some reason.
All three are equally retarded.

I've had sex and it brought me no closer to being able to construct a lightsaber

>women
>reading something meaningful to improve and grow as a person


lmao, she probably hasn't opened them once

She's the daughter of Palpatine so it's passed down

some were, like the 501st

Just like Daenerys.

Yoda was trolling Luke for a laugh, Rey took them before then.

>1: Rey is a Skywalker,
Possible.
>2: Kylo gets redeemed,
Not gonna happen. He's a white male and thus evil.
>3: Rey becomes the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues, trains a new group of Jedi, and calls them Skywalkers for some reason.
Just retarded enough to be true.

>also magically considered a Skywalker now for no reason
he's literally vader's grandson you mong

Kylo Ren literally is a Skywalker, Anakin is his grandpa

spbp

Even so, Order 66 years was 50 years before TFA. There's no way she found any lightsabers.

His father is Han Solo and his mother is Leia Organa, you stupid fucks.

kekked

>She never did have a character arc
neither did anyone else. this *is* Disney you're talking about here.

leia organa, organa being the name of her foster family after she was adopted by them
because she was born leia skywalker
dumb fucks

how can someone bypass the compressor when the problem was electronic

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You guys are delusional if you think they're going to redeem the only white male in this movie. It wouldn't even make sense. He killed Han, countless other people and was party to the destruction of FOUR planets.

Rey is going to kill him and piss on his corpse. At best you could hope that he sacrifices himself against the new Bigger Bad.

>Retconned into being Luke's Daughter with 0 build up or any real pay off

The point just becomes why.

But the trailer is very climactic feeling despite us not being emotionally invested in any of these characters or even knowing what the fuck they're doing or why they're doing it.

>Not gonna happen. He's a white male and thus evil.
He's already seen tackling a Knight of Ren in the forest.

le epic centrist man

>unironically doubling down
holy shit I thought you were just baiting but you're legitimately retarded
that gives even more time for the lightsabers found by order 66 guys to have sold/lost/redistributed sabers

His father was Han Solo, his name is Ben Solo. Unless he decides to change his name to his mother's maiden name for some retarded cuck reason, he is only part Skywalker by blood.

Corran Horn's step dad or grandfather or something coded the instructions into some fucking flowers with magic DNA.

She's the Avatar the Last Force Bender.

the force is female so she has an innate ability to do eveything

>he is only part Skywalker by blood
THATS THE POINT HOLY SHIT HE IS STILL A SKYWALKER

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How long will it take for everyone to learn that JJ is unable to create? if he was a musician he would be making remixes all day long.

So Jedi should be incestual to keep the bloodlines pure? By the your logic Luke was only part Skywalker as well.

watch the first 10 seconds of the trailer with your eyes close with max volume

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Rey was scavanging Imperial Star Destroyers shot down after Sheev was killed, brainlet. There were no Jedi other than Luke at that point.

>revealing what will be the most bought toy in the first trailer

DUDE LETS JUST REMAKE RETURN OF THE JEDI LMAO

So how did the remains of the Death Star end up in some ocean on a planet that certainly doesn't look like Endor?

>implying he won't RISE in power as he deepens his devotion to the dark side

How did Luke in ROTJ? He had Kenobi's old diary. Now she has the entirety of the old Jedi canon and you can't accept this?

I think we're arguing about two different things. doesnt' matter. the movie will suck

Also, didn't the crystal broke in Last Jedi? I'm thinking this is a dream sequence...

Oh, will he finally RISE to the challange of an untrained little girl?

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There was probably a veteran or two that survived all the way through the Empire only to die over Jakku. It would be a terrible way to go, but Maul got sliced by Obi-Wan twice.

Are you even surprised at this point? TFA was a A New Hope 2. The Last Jedi was Empire Strikes Back in reverse. Pretty obvious the creative bankruptcy on display with these people. It's obviously going to start on that desert planet too, they're literally driving a Jabba skiff in a chase scene.

What a fucking ugly whore
Have sex incel

it's in the books she stole

endor was a moon, maybe this is the planet endor orbited

shes owned a lightsaber for like a week at most. when the hell would she have learned to make a new one

In Disney's Darth Vader comic it was shown that they gathered all the lightsabers from Order 66 and destroyed them.

the same way she learned how to reverse mind read kylo in less than 24 hours after finding out she was force sensitive

Reminder that Ahsoka and Ezra canonical survived past RotJ but not Kanan, the best new character in the entirety of the Disney canon

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Luke building one doesn't make sense either. Why would Obi-Wan write the steps in his diary? Why would warrior monks also be tech experts?

>Luke built a new lightsaber in RotJ to symbolize his growth as a character and stepping out of his father's shadow

you godfucking autist, Luke built a new lightsaber because the previous one fell down to oblivion along with his cut off hand

its supposed to represent the good side of annakin, like how kylo has vader's helmet so it represents his dark side, because pottery and all that

>Why would warrior monks also be tech experts?
Lightsabers were clearly special to the Jedi and regarded as their weapon of choice. It makes sense that they would learn to build a weapon nobody else in the galaxy bothers to use

Kanan went out like a boss though. Remember when we thought that Benicio del Toro's character was Ezra?

Reminder that nobody cares about those characters.

>t o s y m b o l i z e
doesn't mean there wasn't a practical reason too you idiot

>rise of skywalker
>palpatine
doesnt this btfo all the tlj defenders talking about how now they aren't pandering and how now they can move on from the past

>didn't he grasp
No, he did not.

>being a fucking brainlet who doesn't understand storytelling

You must work at disney

Speaking of, I like how he's just gone for good apparently. What a waste. I hope that dumb orange smuggler bitch doesn't show up again though.

It was cliche but I'm glad Kanan got to put a baby in that hot twi'lek belly before he died. Rebels is a mystery to me in that I never once thought the show was good but at the end I genuinely liked the entire main cast and couldn't think of one I had a problem with.

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they are teaming up

You can really tell how much TLJ ruined everything by having jack shit to follow up on.
>Rey is still a mess who doesn't know why she's doing anything
>Luke mentions passing down what they taught, although she didn't receive a single lesson in anything since she was too independent
>Kylo still wants to kill Rey and be the supreme leader, I guess?
>Super weapon plot line
>Oh fuck, Carrie Fisher is dead and we killed off everyone else, quick, bring in Billy Dee Williams before he dies too
>Uhhh... Sheev is back..!

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>The Last Jedi was Empire Strikes Back in reverse.
Except you know the whole sexual tension between the last two force users in existence which was the whole thing going for the movie

So they boxed themselves out of another reasonable explanation. It's as if they want Rey to be a Mary Sue.

this. She will kill him and it will be something about 'ending the cycle' [[[[of the white male]]]]]


he might even ask her to kill him and be the one to say it

She somehow is able to get Jedi abilities without the training. On top of that she has The Sacred Jedi Texts.

based retard stop seething, bendemption is confirmed

>the tie fighter didn't try to shoot her but instead ram her
every reaction reviewer I see says they thought it was badass, I just thought it was stupid. Like maybe if she had cleaved it in half or forced pushed it away.

But jumping it? That's the least interesting thing Jedi's do

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you see deeper meaning where there was no intention to imply one

All the Rey hate is kinda answering questions about my past. I've never been bad at anything and try to be as humble as possible (this post not included) and I'm attractive. I'm not a grill and I don't womanize but motherfuckers still hate me. I just got used to it. I thought it was jealousy but now I'm seeing there's a deeper component at play.

sadly it will still make money because things like The Big Bang theory and Minions make profits. Like I can't wait for people to say it's good because it makes money.

Yeah, just like Rey was going to join him in TLJ, right? Stop getting worked by trailers.

I liked a few moments. Maul vs Old Man Ben was the most kino lightsaber fight in the entire franchise.

the new trilogy definitely asks some big questions, questions like;

-what is a padawan

-what is jedi training

-what is this "knowledge of 1000 generations"when she seemed to just do everything intuitively on her own just fine without it

Yep, definitely works at Disney.

it's a training exercise you silly goose

She gained the knowledge on an outback planet from two farmers.

>Jedi's

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She should have a black lightsaber, and it should be longer and thicker than a normal saber.

Yeah it looks like shit, disney ruins everything. What did you expect?

you're right, it'd be totally uncharacteristic of star wars to have some sort of metaphorical message or symbolism

How the fuck can people think her flipping over the tie fighter was cool? So many fucking movies do that type of shit. Waste of an opportunity to show how overpowered she is and stop the tie fighter with the force.

all those jedi training schools must have been some kind of tax or donations fraud ,, is all I can think of

>she's still using Anakin's lightsaber

Maybe she's the reincarnation of Anakin, which would mean that it really IS her lightsaber.

Pure kino just perfect

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>What did you expect?

Nothing and it still looks terrible. Adding Sheev is just... sad.

>>uses a staff in the first movie
>>still doesn't have a double blade lighstaber
She will combine Vader's and Luke's sabers. Feel free to screenshot this.

>Jedi Academies are For-Profit Schools

it's a literal representation of Lucasfilm clinging to the past, trying to hold it together as they go into this new movie

Not to mention they are going to do a time skip and just tell us she trained and became power despite the fact that she was easily the most powerful force user in the universe already. Like the movie ends with Leia saying "we have everything we need right here" and patting Rei.

very likely. it would be odd if for the finale battle and all that she doesn't build her own lightsaber. it being double-bladed is an obvious choice.

I wouldn't be surprised if towards the end of the movie they show Rey as being so powerful that she is levitating and you can see force energy flowing out of her like a super saiyan.

>She will combine Vader's and Luke's sabers

So she'll wield Anakin's sabers representing his light and dark sides? It would be kind of neat so it won't happen.

Fence post riding faggot

That would be pretty neat. We aren't allowed to have neat things though.

>Waste of an opportunity to show how overpowered she is and stop the tie fighter with the force.
Because that's Kylo's fighter and she's jumping into it, idiot.

>dude just make your own light saber lmao
yeah there's crystals and lightsaber youtube tutorials everywhere lmao

she has the books you fucking idiot

Not only is luke definitely a force ghost, but Rey also has the jedi texts that most likely have info on how to construct a saber

She already has the blue crystal from Anakin's saber, brainlet.

SKYWALKERS RISE UP!

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Every time

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That's what I have been saying. Only way to redeem the franchise is to Dallas it, which is admittedly a horrible plot device.

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I know meme magic is real because Mark Hamill voices the joker

Dallas it! DALLAS IT!!!!!

Guys what's the music playing in the trailer? I thought it was Leia's theme, but I just searched it and it's different.

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Disney sucks at titling these things. It's supposed to sound like a 1950's sci-fi.

Star Wars (original title)
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith

And then you have tryhard "epic" sounding titles:
The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
Rise of Skywalker

it's the Han/Leia love one

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> I know JJ is a fucking retard but...

No but necessary.

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Thank you my friend have an upvote.

Agreed. It's literally Soul vs Soulless.

That's sexist

Does she even know how?

Retard, Darth Maul’s double bladed lightsaber was in TPM’s first trailer

np
it's one of my favorite themes from the OT

last jedi wasn't bad

rise of skywalker is the worst of any title

It's kylos fighter. She wouldn't be able to force unleash it.

Why not? She knows everything else.

yeah but now they'll release a trailer every 3 months, expect a "special release" trailer at Avengers and so on...

"Rise","Return" and "Revenge" are also a very cliche titles.

And why the fuck does this "Jedi" carry a blaster still?
So uncivilized.

But she is not related to them, Kilo should do this.

And the idea of writing down the full schematics for a device as complicated as a light sabre in thousand year old hand written leather bound books is fucking retarded. Even basic electrical engineering principles are multiple text books worth of information. This was why anyone you wasn't a fucking idiot like Rian used digital archives for jedi knowledge

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They already made Butthole Yoda part of Star Tours now so they'll shoehorn her in with a bigger role (and probably have her die like Yoda or Dobby).

>trying to run over Mary sue with a tie fighter
>not just shooting her

>scenes lose all similarity 20 seconds in

Based.

oof

um ackshually the planet is called Endor, the place where the ewoks live is the forest moon of Endor

thanks senpai

...So Luke isn't a Skywalker? He just had the skywalker genes from Anakin.

The compressor kept sending error signals thus making the Falcon unusable, bypassing it allowed the Falcon to ignore the error signal and turn on.

clap scifi is garbage.

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TLJ is no longer canon

based JJ

user, Rey doesn't have a character. She's an amalgamation thrown together from a bunch of iconic Star Wars imagery, but there is nothing to her. Rian Johnson said it best: she comes from nothing, is nothing, and has no place in this story.

The sacred texts!

To be fair, that's probably one of the few things she should be able to to. She's a talented mechanic and would have the know-how from the Jedi texts she nicked from Luke's island.
But the fact she just repaired Anakin's instead of building her own is boring and emblematic of the ST as a whole.

>All these people that have never tapped into the MainStream bitching about Rey being so good at the force
lol I bet you don't even know about it

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Rey was a super deep character with super deep powers that don't even need to explain.

The only hope is that they're keeping her using a double sided saber in the film hidden by using sequences with Anakins lightsaber.

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You can learn from the "force" IRL user, Tesla was right.

*tips fedora*

A seriously shitty sexual tension, Rey knew Kylo for all of like 2 days and wants his emo bone?

She's apparently perfect at everything she does, why wouldn't she?

based

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no, Han and Leia was what they used for TFA trailer. This was Leia's theme.

>Yea Forums claims they hate the Mouse
>The catalog is FULL of Disney threads.

What did the deluded lying faggots mean by this?

get help

Considering lightsabers can only be crafted by using the force and were often stylized to meet the individual needs of the user, it makes sense for Obi-Wan to write notes about his saber. In the event his was lost or destroyed, he could consult his notes to craft a new one easily.

but but Last Jedi was a success! The past must die! Why all old characters are back again! Stupid toxic fandom!

It always feels endearing that the original Star Wars movies have this faint nostalgia for old black and white serial movies. It helps the movies feel like a passion project rather than some corporate mandated bullshit. Even the prequels, you can feel they come from a story that Lucas wanted to tell from beginning to end.

Every time I watch the new trilogy, it feels that there was zero creative spark other than "Well, we need to make this so lets just do anything".

Where's the contradiction?

You can't discuss things you hate?

Have sex

unironically kino

Why is Star Wars meant to be the everything film? Why can't it be shit?

>Ackshually you can see that's a slightly different saber

Doesn't make any fucking sense. Lightsabers were destroyed in the prequels and the jedi never repaired them, they just made new ones. Fuck jew jew and fuck the mouse

Same way she knows how to swim.

Its still a good saber? And symbolically its like she's mending its wrongs

Shes a genius mechanic

She went back in time to get the saber before it was destroyed.

Didn't the lightsaber get ripped in two? Why doesn't she have a new one?

That takes creativity that JJ doesn't have. He'd much rather just recycle things from the old movies, like Sidious.

trannies can't meme.

Wow

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Exactly this. No need to symbolize growth when none occurred.

Bastilla best girl

This is just a shitshow all around the board

>32 subscribers

Damn nigga I literally made shitty drawing vids and at least got 100

>But she is not related to them
Johnson said he's fine with Abrams ret-conning his movie and this film is called "Rise of the Skywalker." I wonder what this could possibly mean...

M A R Y S U E P O W E R S

>I'm still mad she didn't make a double sided one to compliment her staff stuff
Daisy Ridley wouldn't be able to handle the choreography required for doubled sided lightsaber dueling. She can't even do regular lightsaber choreography correctly.

damn she a qt

The fuck does the title even mean?

He's still inherited his father's name you dense mother fucker. That's how lineage works.

It means "Come back we're totally going to undo Rian's mess!"

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time travel shit
anakin's father is kyle reese from the future

It's too lost in its own mythos now. Barely even a story anymore.

there is actually a clip of luke building one based on instructions he found in Obi's hut. George cut it but the scene is out there if you want to find it. but again do you really think force ghost Obi or Yoda could have told Luke how?

>shovel made of stories
why are they all so fucking gay?

she should also ride a big black bantha on the sand planet

>this guy is seething

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Same part that pissed me off. You just KNOW he thought that was such a poetic line too.

and sabine

That's how quickly women decide. Even quicker, even. Basically if you don't ask her out immediately and she isn't visibly pining after your dick, you're going to be just a friend.

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>le super stronk woman character doesn't need no male or training
can't even make her own lightsaber, what did they mean by this?

>she
Chewie is a guy mate

You've cracked.

Kylo welds his helmet
Rey welds her saber

KINO
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>broken things can be put back together
>nothing is ever truly gone
There's hope for Snoke boys

Ren Ben Redemption is coming. He will take up the Skywalker saber when he becomes worthy of it. Rey will make her own before the film is through.

snoke is just a sheev clone, who cares
theres hope for luke

The force teaches you everything you need to know, that's why neither previous protagonist struggled or suffered in becoming a Jedi, and why there was never a big deal about training force sensitives to obey the Jedi code.

Seriously though, TLJ's main "point" is just propaganda for religious indifferentism and protestant style anti-clericalism. It's so stupid because those beliefs are stupid, it's made especially clear because the force is physical rather than metaphysical.

>star wars new trailer
>not even 100k views on youtube

ah.

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Eh, there's several channels showing it. The official channel has more than 5 million.

It's above 3 million by now, retard.

So, they are on the Ewok planet, and that ocean is actually a massive crater left by the chunks of the Death Star? Are the Ewoks kill?

>5M views in 6 hours

dead, rip, i think game of thrones got that within about 30 minutes

>Rey isn't a Jedi
No way

ewok planet was the moon of endor. the planet is likely endor itself

Endor was a gas giant.

according to the film return of the jedi or according to some fan fic shit lucas approved to milk more shekels?

EU will is and always will be be more cannon then this trash

>nothing is ever truly gone
>haha it was a hologram of a hologram
EXPECTATIONS STATUS: SUBVERTED

Don't know about the film but it's in the new fluff books too
Wookiepedia wouldn't say anything from the old EU in the disney canon pages unless it was carried over

also this

>sg1 is garbage

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>EU will is and walways will be be more cannon then this trash

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Could be a shot of when he's murdering the other Jedi from the first temple? Maybe not because of the dark clothing though.

based retard

>She never did have a character arc like Luke
lol

This

This is being labeled as the conclusion to the Skywalker saga. You don’t leave an option for more stories to be told.

Plus, he’s a patricide, and literary convention going back to the ancient Greeks has held that patricides will eventually have horrible things happen to them.

That would be so fucking gay

>the rise of skywalker
i don't get it
rise from the grave?

>kylo and rey fight
>rey wins
>palpatine comes back for some reason and is then defeated by rey
there, saved you $15

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>the force awakens
>the last jedi
>the rise of skywalker

i thought Yea Forums told me the titles would mean something ?

>JJ: Lol just tape it

He did this in another thread too

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WHERE ARE THEY

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Force push stops it like its hitting a wall lol

Surely she could just ask Yoda's ghost. He's a green midget, so double the diversity points.

And of course thousands of people are going to buy toys of this Megaphone connected to a CD player.

You might be a bigger fag than the actually cancerous quadruple faggot niggers that have migrated here.

THANKS RUSSIA

Yeah, no, you're more of a try hard faggot than he is. Please leave this christian board.

She fixed it, retard.

fucking whole movies about Luke beating erectile dysfunction.

She has reached Chris Chan levels of omnipotence in her fictional world. She can do whatever the fuck she wants

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>symbolism
>you're head

Well, she took the Jedi text with her at the end of last movie.

Mace wundu boba jango and maul are all still alive as well. Youre Wlexome Star Wars fans! Its thanks to You TRUE fans that we were able to make this fantastic movie!!!

>growth as a character and stepping out of his father's shadow
>growing up
>moving out
That is too unrealistic for Millennials.

This

literal bearded fgt