Jesus Christ. I know JJ is a fucking retard but didn't he grasp that Luke built a new lightsaber in RotJ to symbolize his growth as a character and stepping out of his father's shadow? Rey should have similarly stepped out of Luke's shadow and built her own saber.
In a way it's fitting. She never did have a character arc like Luke and never grew but I'm surprised the dickheads at Disney didn't jump at the chance to sell a new lightsaber toy.
>built her own saber. I'm still mad she didn't make a double sided one to compliment her staff stuff let's hope this whole trilogy is a dream
Evan Ramirez
Yoda's high ass hit the books with a lightning bolt
Cooper Walker
Which are supposed to be the sacred jedi texts, like philosophical teachings and shit. What fucking kind of sense would it make for those to have a guide to building lightsabers? Then again, it is JJ, so that's just stupid enough to be right.
Oliver Fisher
You jest but do we know how many stormtroopers took one home with them after Order 66? Maybe there were a few on that Star Destroyer from which she learned so much already.
Noah Flores
and those stupid ass capris and boots
Cooper Price
Are you retarded? He did that FOR SHOW for Luke. Rey stole the books before that happened. That's why Yoda said 'she has all the knowledge she needs'. Books were shown in the Falcon. Jesus.
Ryan Bailey
Damn you sound like a neckbeard fag
Adam Nguyen
If only. She stole them, remember?
James Flores
they are in the falcon at the end of 8
Blake Hall
He went to Tatooine and found all the books Obi Wan kept there, one of which described how to build a lightsaber using equipment obi wan had in his house.
This is all explained in Shadows Of The Empire.
Justin Miller
She bypassed the compressor
Ian Murphy
People like him and people that circle jerk hate these movies are both the worst breeds of retards
Charles Nelson
>do we know how many stormtroopers took one home with them after Order 66?
Zero, because there were no stormtroopers during Order 66.
Connor Collins
legit sad, man. his mind’s been totally warped. at least he’s happy, though.
Owen Scott
Aren't your expectations subverted?
Ryder Mitchell
>Has a long ranged weapon which could effortlessly neutralise an enemy from a safe distance >chooses to use a middle ages tier glowing sword The greatest human achievement of the 21st century was the changing of capeshit from a "eww gross a zit covered nerd virgin GEEK" franchise into one adored by literally ever type of person, the amount of investment put into this by the big companies was massive but it obviously paid off
Julian Walker
No. I fully expected it to be shit
Aiden Adams
*Pushes glasses up. I think you mean clone troopers.
Lincoln Jackson
She will, retards.
Ayden Gomez
Rey became Avatar Korra. I'm not joking.
Gavin Lee
they became stormtroopers the moment palpatine became the senate
Evan Evans
Sacred Jedi texts?
Dominic Jenkins
>Rise of Skywalker What Skywalkers are even left to rise up? Luke and Leia are both fucking dead.
Sebastian Robinson
Have sex
Levi Evans
No, they didn't. The stormtroopers weren't clones.
Daniel Diaz
I just realized the Skywalkers are gamers Mark Hamill voices the Joker Skywalkers rise up
They have already displayed a total aversion to addressing complications and inconsistencies with this trilogy plenty of times, this will absolutely be handwaved because they can't be bothered to explain it.
Caleb Garcia
The only way the title makes sense at all is either 1: Rey is a Skywalker, meaning Rian BTFO. 2: Kylo gets redeemed, and also magically considered a Skywalker now for no reason. 3: It's metaphorical, and Rey becomes the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues, trains a new group of Jedi, and calls them Skywalkers for some reason. All three are equally retarded.
Ayden Bailey
I've had sex and it brought me no closer to being able to construct a lightsaber
Sebastian Foster
>women >reading something meaningful to improve and grow as a person
lmao, she probably hasn't opened them once
Isaac Davis
She's the daughter of Palpatine so it's passed down
Alexander Reyes
some were, like the 501st
Lucas Collins
Just like Daenerys.
Bentley Barnes
Yoda was trolling Luke for a laugh, Rey took them before then.
Christian Moore
>1: Rey is a Skywalker, Possible. >2: Kylo gets redeemed, Not gonna happen. He's a white male and thus evil. >3: Rey becomes the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues, trains a new group of Jedi, and calls them Skywalkers for some reason. Just retarded enough to be true.
Nicholas Fisher
>also magically considered a Skywalker now for no reason he's literally vader's grandson you mong
Aiden Brown
Kylo Ren literally is a Skywalker, Anakin is his grandpa
Leo Campbell
spbp
Bentley Roberts
Even so, Order 66 years was 50 years before TFA. There's no way she found any lightsabers.
Landon Sanchez
His father is Han Solo and his mother is Leia Organa, you stupid fucks.
Lucas Thompson
kekked
Brandon Kelly
>She never did have a character arc neither did anyone else. this *is* Disney you're talking about here.
Jaxon Long
leia organa, organa being the name of her foster family after she was adopted by them because she was born leia skywalker dumb fucks
Nicholas Sullivan
how can someone bypass the compressor when the problem was electronic
You guys are delusional if you think they're going to redeem the only white male in this movie. It wouldn't even make sense. He killed Han, countless other people and was party to the destruction of FOUR planets.
Rey is going to kill him and piss on his corpse. At best you could hope that he sacrifices himself against the new Bigger Bad.
Henry Gutierrez
>Retconned into being Luke's Daughter with 0 build up or any real pay off
The point just becomes why.
But the trailer is very climactic feeling despite us not being emotionally invested in any of these characters or even knowing what the fuck they're doing or why they're doing it.
Colton Torres
>Not gonna happen. He's a white male and thus evil. He's already seen tackling a Knight of Ren in the forest.
Cooper Richardson
le epic centrist man
Robert Fisher
>unironically doubling down holy shit I thought you were just baiting but you're legitimately retarded that gives even more time for the lightsabers found by order 66 guys to have sold/lost/redistributed sabers
Easton Stewart
His father was Han Solo, his name is Ben Solo. Unless he decides to change his name to his mother's maiden name for some retarded cuck reason, he is only part Skywalker by blood.
Eli Adams
Corran Horn's step dad or grandfather or something coded the instructions into some fucking flowers with magic DNA.
Christian Wood
She's the Avatar the Last Force Bender.
Joshua Rogers
the force is female so she has an innate ability to do eveything
Jeremiah Campbell
>he is only part Skywalker by blood THATS THE POINT HOLY SHIT HE IS STILL A SKYWALKER
There was probably a veteran or two that survived all the way through the Empire only to die over Jakku. It would be a terrible way to go, but Maul got sliced by Obi-Wan twice.
Robert Gutierrez
Are you even surprised at this point? TFA was a A New Hope 2. The Last Jedi was Empire Strikes Back in reverse. Pretty obvious the creative bankruptcy on display with these people. It's obviously going to start on that desert planet too, they're literally driving a Jabba skiff in a chase scene.
Benjamin Powell
What a fucking ugly whore Have sex incel
Wyatt Gray
it's in the books she stole
Nathaniel Howard
endor was a moon, maybe this is the planet endor orbited
Brody Walker
shes owned a lightsaber for like a week at most. when the hell would she have learned to make a new one
Blake Campbell
In Disney's Darth Vader comic it was shown that they gathered all the lightsabers from Order 66 and destroyed them.
Gabriel Moore
the same way she learned how to reverse mind read kylo in less than 24 hours after finding out she was force sensitive
Carter Young
Reminder that Ahsoka and Ezra canonical survived past RotJ but not Kanan, the best new character in the entirety of the Disney canon
Luke building one doesn't make sense either. Why would Obi-Wan write the steps in his diary? Why would warrior monks also be tech experts?
Carter Harris
>Luke built a new lightsaber in RotJ to symbolize his growth as a character and stepping out of his father's shadow
you godfucking autist, Luke built a new lightsaber because the previous one fell down to oblivion along with his cut off hand
Leo Bell
its supposed to represent the good side of annakin, like how kylo has vader's helmet so it represents his dark side, because pottery and all that
Austin Jackson
>Why would warrior monks also be tech experts? Lightsabers were clearly special to the Jedi and regarded as their weapon of choice. It makes sense that they would learn to build a weapon nobody else in the galaxy bothers to use
Camden Harris
Kanan went out like a boss though. Remember when we thought that Benicio del Toro's character was Ezra?
Camden Mitchell
Reminder that nobody cares about those characters.
Samuel Nelson
>t o s y m b o l i z e doesn't mean there wasn't a practical reason too you idiot
James Nguyen
>rise of skywalker >palpatine doesnt this btfo all the tlj defenders talking about how now they aren't pandering and how now they can move on from the past
Josiah Martinez
>didn't he grasp No, he did not.
Daniel Mitchell
>being a fucking brainlet who doesn't understand storytelling
You must work at disney
Noah Thompson
Speaking of, I like how he's just gone for good apparently. What a waste. I hope that dumb orange smuggler bitch doesn't show up again though.
Thomas Myers
It was cliche but I'm glad Kanan got to put a baby in that hot twi'lek belly before he died. Rebels is a mystery to me in that I never once thought the show was good but at the end I genuinely liked the entire main cast and couldn't think of one I had a problem with.
You can really tell how much TLJ ruined everything by having jack shit to follow up on. >Rey is still a mess who doesn't know why she's doing anything >Luke mentions passing down what they taught, although she didn't receive a single lesson in anything since she was too independent >Kylo still wants to kill Rey and be the supreme leader, I guess? >Super weapon plot line >Oh fuck, Carrie Fisher is dead and we killed off everyone else, quick, bring in Billy Dee Williams before he dies too >Uhhh... Sheev is back..!
>The Last Jedi was Empire Strikes Back in reverse. Except you know the whole sexual tension between the last two force users in existence which was the whole thing going for the movie
So they boxed themselves out of another reasonable explanation. It's as if they want Rey to be a Mary Sue.
Eli Carter
this. She will kill him and it will be something about 'ending the cycle' [[[[of the white male]]]]]
he might even ask her to kill him and be the one to say it
Dominic Davis
She somehow is able to get Jedi abilities without the training. On top of that she has The Sacred Jedi Texts.
Mason Brooks
based retard stop seething, bendemption is confirmed
Juan Phillips
>the tie fighter didn't try to shoot her but instead ram her every reaction reviewer I see says they thought it was badass, I just thought it was stupid. Like maybe if she had cleaved it in half or forced pushed it away.
But jumping it? That's the least interesting thing Jedi's do
you see deeper meaning where there was no intention to imply one
Asher Ross
All the Rey hate is kinda answering questions about my past. I've never been bad at anything and try to be as humble as possible (this post not included) and I'm attractive. I'm not a grill and I don't womanize but motherfuckers still hate me. I just got used to it. I thought it was jealousy but now I'm seeing there's a deeper component at play.
Brandon Richardson
sadly it will still make money because things like The Big Bang theory and Minions make profits. Like I can't wait for people to say it's good because it makes money.
Nathaniel Lee
Yeah, just like Rey was going to join him in TLJ, right? Stop getting worked by trailers.
Robert Baker
I liked a few moments. Maul vs Old Man Ben was the most kino lightsaber fight in the entire franchise.
Caleb Hernandez
the new trilogy definitely asks some big questions, questions like;
-what is a padawan
-what is jedi training
-what is this "knowledge of 1000 generations"when she seemed to just do everything intuitively on her own just fine without it
Nathan Turner
Yep, definitely works at Disney.
Jaxson Phillips
it's a training exercise you silly goose
Justin Flores
She gained the knowledge on an outback planet from two farmers.
She should have a black lightsaber, and it should be longer and thicker than a normal saber.
Kevin Adams
Yeah it looks like shit, disney ruins everything. What did you expect?
Lincoln Baker
you're right, it'd be totally uncharacteristic of star wars to have some sort of metaphorical message or symbolism
Matthew Torres
How the fuck can people think her flipping over the tie fighter was cool? So many fucking movies do that type of shit. Waste of an opportunity to show how overpowered she is and stop the tie fighter with the force.
William Wright
all those jedi training schools must have been some kind of tax or donations fraud ,, is all I can think of
Jonathan Lewis
>she's still using Anakin's lightsaber
Maybe she's the reincarnation of Anakin, which would mean that it really IS her lightsaber.
Nothing and it still looks terrible. Adding Sheev is just... sad.
Elijah Stewart
>>uses a staff in the first movie >>still doesn't have a double blade lighstaber She will combine Vader's and Luke's sabers. Feel free to screenshot this.
David Hernandez
>Jedi Academies are For-Profit Schools
Aiden Hernandez
it's a literal representation of Lucasfilm clinging to the past, trying to hold it together as they go into this new movie
Easton James
Not to mention they are going to do a time skip and just tell us she trained and became power despite the fact that she was easily the most powerful force user in the universe already. Like the movie ends with Leia saying "we have everything we need right here" and patting Rei.
David Bennett
very likely. it would be odd if for the finale battle and all that she doesn't build her own lightsaber. it being double-bladed is an obvious choice.
Jason White
I wouldn't be surprised if towards the end of the movie they show Rey as being so powerful that she is levitating and you can see force energy flowing out of her like a super saiyan.
Ethan Robinson
>She will combine Vader's and Luke's sabers
So she'll wield Anakin's sabers representing his light and dark sides? It would be kind of neat so it won't happen.
Jaxson Williams
Fence post riding faggot
Jose Long
That would be pretty neat. We aren't allowed to have neat things though.
Landon Wilson
>Waste of an opportunity to show how overpowered she is and stop the tie fighter with the force. Because that's Kylo's fighter and she's jumping into it, idiot.
Lucas Robinson
>dude just make your own light saber lmao yeah there's crystals and lightsaber youtube tutorials everywhere lmao
Leo Gray
she has the books you fucking idiot
Isaac Wright
Not only is luke definitely a force ghost, but Rey also has the jedi texts that most likely have info on how to construct a saber
Jackson Ramirez
She already has the blue crystal from Anakin's saber, brainlet.
Retard, Darth Maul’s double bladed lightsaber was in TPM’s first trailer
Benjamin Martinez
np it's one of my favorite themes from the OT
Joseph Hill
last jedi wasn't bad
rise of skywalker is the worst of any title
Jose Ross
It's kylos fighter. She wouldn't be able to force unleash it.
Chase Thompson
Why not? She knows everything else.
Aaron Torres
yeah but now they'll release a trailer every 3 months, expect a "special release" trailer at Avengers and so on...
Parker Cox
"Rise","Return" and "Revenge" are also a very cliche titles.
Lincoln Wright
And why the fuck does this "Jedi" carry a blaster still? So uncivilized.
Nathan Hernandez
But she is not related to them, Kilo should do this.
Cooper White
And the idea of writing down the full schematics for a device as complicated as a light sabre in thousand year old hand written leather bound books is fucking retarded. Even basic electrical engineering principles are multiple text books worth of information. This was why anyone you wasn't a fucking idiot like Rian used digital archives for jedi knowledge
user, Rey doesn't have a character. She's an amalgamation thrown together from a bunch of iconic Star Wars imagery, but there is nothing to her. Rian Johnson said it best: she comes from nothing, is nothing, and has no place in this story.
Mason Smith
The sacred texts!
Nolan Cook
To be fair, that's probably one of the few things she should be able to to. She's a talented mechanic and would have the know-how from the Jedi texts she nicked from Luke's island. But the fact she just repaired Anakin's instead of building her own is boring and emblematic of the ST as a whole.
Ryan Hughes
>All these people that have never tapped into the MainStream bitching about Rey being so good at the force lol I bet you don't even know about it
Rey was a super deep character with super deep powers that don't even need to explain.
Carson Cruz
The only hope is that they're keeping her using a double sided saber in the film hidden by using sequences with Anakins lightsaber.
Anthony Smith
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Chase Harris
You can learn from the "force" IRL user, Tesla was right.
Easton Bailey
*tips fedora*
Gabriel Watson
A seriously shitty sexual tension, Rey knew Kylo for all of like 2 days and wants his emo bone?
Ian Mitchell
She's apparently perfect at everything she does, why wouldn't she?
Noah Butler
based
Wyatt Lewis
wow great post what a funny post wow you really showed him EPIC POST, r/murderedbywords amirite! XDXDXD you really FUCKED him with that insult what a fucking incel!!! HAVE SEX!! lmao GOTTEM!!! jesus how will he ever recover!!! thank god we have HEROES like you to protect this FUCKING SHITTY franchise from LOSERS like him. If you started a patreon that was just you OWNING incels like him all day I would give you ALL THE MONEY (lol) youre a fucking hero m8.
Dominic Wood
no, Han and Leia was what they used for TFA trailer. This was Leia's theme.
Carson Mitchell
>Yea Forums claims they hate the Mouse >The catalog is FULL of Disney threads.
What did the deluded lying faggots mean by this?
Josiah Fisher
get help
Grayson Richardson
Considering lightsabers can only be crafted by using the force and were often stylized to meet the individual needs of the user, it makes sense for Obi-Wan to write notes about his saber. In the event his was lost or destroyed, he could consult his notes to craft a new one easily.
Joseph Johnson
but but Last Jedi was a success! The past must die! Why all old characters are back again! Stupid toxic fandom!
Wyatt Martinez
It always feels endearing that the original Star Wars movies have this faint nostalgia for old black and white serial movies. It helps the movies feel like a passion project rather than some corporate mandated bullshit. Even the prequels, you can feel they come from a story that Lucas wanted to tell from beginning to end.
Every time I watch the new trilogy, it feels that there was zero creative spark other than "Well, we need to make this so lets just do anything".
David Foster
Where's the contradiction?
Ryder Jackson
You can't discuss things you hate?
Hunter Jackson
Have sex
Christopher Ward
unironically kino
Jacob Sanchez
Why is Star Wars meant to be the everything film? Why can't it be shit?
Brayden Wilson
>Ackshually you can see that's a slightly different saber
Connor Bailey
Doesn't make any fucking sense. Lightsabers were destroyed in the prequels and the jedi never repaired them, they just made new ones. Fuck jew jew and fuck the mouse
Nicholas Cooper
Same way she knows how to swim.
Jonathan Lewis
Its still a good saber? And symbolically its like she's mending its wrongs
Carter Diaz
Shes a genius mechanic
Owen Ramirez
She went back in time to get the saber before it was destroyed.
Hunter Myers
Didn't the lightsaber get ripped in two? Why doesn't she have a new one?
Jacob Reed
That takes creativity that JJ doesn't have. He'd much rather just recycle things from the old movies, like Sidious.
Exactly this. No need to symbolize growth when none occurred.
Lincoln Sanchez
Bastilla best girl
Julian Butler
This is just a shitshow all around the board
Ian Jenkins
>32 subscribers
Damn nigga I literally made shitty drawing vids and at least got 100
Eli Williams
>But she is not related to them Johnson said he's fine with Abrams ret-conning his movie and this film is called "Rise of the Skywalker." I wonder what this could possibly mean...
Brandon Phillips
M A R Y S U E P O W E R S
Colton Lee
>I'm still mad she didn't make a double sided one to compliment her staff stuff Daisy Ridley wouldn't be able to handle the choreography required for doubled sided lightsaber dueling. She can't even do regular lightsaber choreography correctly.
Jayden Nguyen
damn she a qt
Luis Gray
The fuck does the title even mean?
Luis Flores
He's still inherited his father's name you dense mother fucker. That's how lineage works.
Chase Robinson
It means "Come back we're totally going to undo Rian's mess!"
time travel shit anakin's father is kyle reese from the future
Cooper Barnes
It's too lost in its own mythos now. Barely even a story anymore.
Noah Reyes
there is actually a clip of luke building one based on instructions he found in Obi's hut. George cut it but the scene is out there if you want to find it. but again do you really think force ghost Obi or Yoda could have told Luke how?
Caleb Richardson
>shovel made of stories why are they all so fucking gay?
Jeremiah Reed
she should also ride a big black bantha on the sand planet
Same part that pissed me off. You just KNOW he thought that was such a poetic line too.
Adrian Russell
and sabine
Charles Harris
That's how quickly women decide. Even quicker, even. Basically if you don't ask her out immediately and she isn't visibly pining after your dick, you're going to be just a friend.
>le super stronk woman character doesn't need no male or training can't even make her own lightsaber, what did they mean by this?
Nolan Allen
>she Chewie is a guy mate
Benjamin Cruz
You've cracked.
Jace Reed
Kylo welds his helmet Rey welds her saber
KINO I N O
Blake Parker
>broken things can be put back together >nothing is ever truly gone There's hope for Snoke boys
Nicholas Diaz
Ren Ben Redemption is coming. He will take up the Skywalker saber when he becomes worthy of it. Rey will make her own before the film is through.
Caleb Davis
snoke is just a sheev clone, who cares theres hope for luke
Evan Phillips
The force teaches you everything you need to know, that's why neither previous protagonist struggled or suffered in becoming a Jedi, and why there was never a big deal about training force sensitives to obey the Jedi code.
Seriously though, TLJ's main "point" is just propaganda for religious indifferentism and protestant style anti-clericalism. It's so stupid because those beliefs are stupid, it's made especially clear because the force is physical rather than metaphysical.
Sebastian Gomez
>star wars new trailer >not even 100k views on youtube
Eh, there's several channels showing it. The official channel has more than 5 million.
Nathan Lopez
It's above 3 million by now, retard.
Camden Cook
So, they are on the Ewok planet, and that ocean is actually a massive crater left by the chunks of the Death Star? Are the Ewoks kill?
Alexander Sullivan
>5M views in 6 hours
dead, rip, i think game of thrones got that within about 30 minutes
Easton Harris
>Rey isn't a Jedi No way
Jaxson Young
ewok planet was the moon of endor. the planet is likely endor itself
Christopher Jenkins
Endor was a gas giant.
Adam Mitchell
according to the film return of the jedi or according to some fan fic shit lucas approved to milk more shekels?
Tyler Rodriguez
EU will is and always will be be more cannon then this trash
Isaiah Baker
>nothing is ever truly gone >haha it was a hologram of a hologram EXPECTATIONS STATUS: SUBVERTED
Daniel Flores
Don't know about the film but it's in the new fluff books too Wookiepedia wouldn't say anything from the old EU in the disney canon pages unless it was carried over
Could be a shot of when he's murdering the other Jedi from the first temple? Maybe not because of the dark clothing though.
Chase Bennett
based retard
Jace Hill
>She never did have a character arc like Luke lol
Dylan Rodriguez
This
This is being labeled as the conclusion to the Skywalker saga. You don’t leave an option for more stories to be told.
Plus, he’s a patricide, and literary convention going back to the ancient Greeks has held that patricides will eventually have horrible things happen to them.
Andrew Myers
That would be so fucking gay
Luke Brown
>the rise of skywalker i don't get it rise from the grave?
Austin Jenkins
>kylo and rey fight >rey wins >palpatine comes back for some reason and is then defeated by rey there, saved you $15
Noah Nguyen
With Loli Cunny!
Wyatt Cooper
>the force awakens >the last jedi >the rise of skywalker
i thought Yea Forums told me the titles would mean something ?
Well, she took the Jedi text with her at the end of last movie.
Zachary Lewis
Mace wundu boba jango and maul are all still alive as well. Youre Wlexome Star Wars fans! Its thanks to You TRUE fans that we were able to make this fantastic movie!!!
Aiden Campbell
>growth as a character and stepping out of his father's shadow >growing up >moving out That is too unrealistic for Millennials.