Moon sized object crashes on a planet

wait if they had tractor beams capable of stopping the death star pieces, couldn't they have exerted enough force to rip a star destroyer in half?

The whole Death Star wouldn't fall on any planet. It blew up. You're looking at smaller debris.

if it was big enough to make it through the atmosphere without burning up then it would disintegrate once it hit the ground and create a huge fuckin crater

yes and? atoms have mass, it doesn't matter how that mass collides with the planet, it's still transmitting all the energy

The death star is hollow, not nearly as massive as an actual moon, and not moving nearly as fast upon entry.

But you're right, Star Wars doesn't follow the laws of physics. Stunning observation.

>kek who fucking falls for this bullshit? I mean a movie doesn't have to follow reality all the way but this is just retarded.

Let me explain.

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That's smaller debris. It did create a Tsunami, but it was decades before the film. OP is a fag.

>people liked the ruined star destroyer lets do that again but with a death star!
>people liked milking carrie fishers ghost, lets keep that corpse cart rolling
kek now they're even doing homages to their own shitty fucking movies

Best part is that they just brought back an old white man to save the franchise, and he's the one everyone is cheering for.

It's obviously on the opposite shore. There's plenty of stupid shit to talk about, I'm not sure this is one of them.

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die

the entire death star was still stuck in orbit of the planet, blowing it up would just rain the planet with debris for months heating up the atmosphere creating a global firestorm wiping out all larger life

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It's following the same logic of Ep. 6, you worthless moron.
Endor was supposed to be floating space magma at the end of the OT, but they're all there smiling and dancing with space bears.

>I wunt muuuuh *smack* real life realism in a space fantasy

So Sheev lives on the debris, right?

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Yeah, complaining about non realistic shit inspace movies is the worst type of """""criticism"""", you gotta be one fat worthless nerd to want that

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size doesnt matter retard, its mass thats matters

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Empire is an eco-fascist organization.

>blaster
>ammo

I CLAPPED, IT CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE DEATH STAR!

An object of that mass even falling just 500 meters would be a catastrophic impact.

Just stop no one gives a fuck dude

>oh

>barely a dozen heavy damaged ships that barely survived a battle had time to stop a moon sized space station wreckage

Sure.

>the rebels were too fucked up partying to notice a cataclysmic impact on the same moon.

Sheev surviving the events of RotJ is the worst part of the EU. Everything Sheev moving forward from that point is multiplicatively stupid.

what the fuck is with all this pointless autistic bikeshedding? holy shit, you niggers will find ANYTHING, no matter how small, to try and take the movie down a peg. seriously, have sex.

WASN'T ENDOR A GAS PLANET THOUGH???? I DONT UNDERSTAND

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The problem with this image is that even using the most conservative EU numbers, the death star parts are tiny, about 1/10th as large as they should be. And that's just using the 120mile/160 mile size estimate. The actual ILM reference material for the Death Star 2 model building and shot compositing had it at over 500 miles in diameter, which you see in this image pretty clearly vs the Earth-sized Forest Moon.

Using that number, the part seen in the IX trailer should be about as big across as Pennsylvania and should extend up into the stratosphere, piercing the Karman line. An object on a scale that would be utterly incomprehensible on earth.

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Have sex change

Anyone who isn't a brainlet understands the importance of internal consistency in story-telling. If something takes you out of the suspension of disbelief, then it has failed

This is JJ we're talking about. The guy who thought planets in a solar system were so close to each other you could see them through the naked eye.
The guy who thought a laser being shot from one side of the galaxy could destroy a planet from the other side of the galaxy and you could see that planet being destroyed like it was a moon.

>implying global warming is real
troll harder tranny

A DEATH STAR OMG!

because it's SCIENCE fiction you moron
It should have some rules and boundaries and anything that happens outside of what we know as reality needs to have an explanation

You can't even tell how far away the death star is from the planet so you can't use this image to deduce relative size

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You nigger the Sheev clones storyline in Dark Empire was one of the best parts of the EU and would have made for a god-tier sequel trilogy if they'd filmed it in the 90s so you could have MacDiarmid hamming it up sans-makeup as a dashingly handsome villain while Batman: TAS-era Mark Hamill plays the conflicted 40-something Luke, unsure of his standing as a Jedi master and leader, while you have Patriot Games/Air Force One-era silver fox Harrison Ford playing the grizzled veteran General Solo while Austin Powers/Scream 3-era Carrie Fisher plays MILF Leia, doing her best Mon Mothma impression as she leads the New Republic, as it's all shot on film and executed in the same VFX "look" as the Special Edition new sequences and Episode 1.

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Sould have been called Death MOON really haha it's not a star it's more like an moon

lel

Remember that the death star was a hollow and "light" man made object, not a solid rock.

Holocaust denial
theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

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These movies are full of shit like this. The fans, too. Like the jizzing over TLJ's line "Let the Past Die" as a snare against the way it treated Luke. If you really want the past to die, how about just not make sequels to a 40+ year old franchise.

Nah, some autist on TheForce.net in the late 90s/early 00s triangulated how high above the planet it was using the shots of it from the planet surface and determined that it was at most a couple thousand miles up from the surface which, along with the ~500 mile diameter figure, lined up perfectly with the VFX shots of it from the space battle as well as with the hologram from in the middle of the movie when the rebels are planning the attack, which in turn lined up perfectly with the ~50 mile across figure for the reactor chamber and the ~200 mile trip from the death star surface to it, which again synced up perfectly with the death star interior hologram from the planning scenes, all of which meant that George Lucas and the VFX autists at ILM really, really, really knew what they were doing.

you're a fucking idiot. Dark Empire I was pure kino, although I'll concede that Dark Empire II and Empire's End sucked dick.

Blasters shoot superheated gas

Eventually the gas cartridge runs empty

>star wars
>science fiction
this must be bait

It's water? I thought is was a scorched and molten wasteland that solidified in wave shapes after the huge thing impacted with the force of a small meteorite. Lame.

BRAVO

kek

Isn't Stormtrooper armor basically impervious to slugthrower weapons in the Star Wars universe? How could a bunch of primitive rock-tipped arrows actually pose a threat to them

>Moon sized object.
Endor was a moon. The Death Star was a lot smaller than Endor.

Man, I remember reading through those pages. Impressive, if autistic work. Didn't they also suggest a size for the Death Star II by working out the height of the equatorial trench using Vader's shuttle?

Well, you know what they say about Ashkenazi Jewish spatial IQ scores. We can't all be Japanese with their ~120 median spatial IQs, now can we...

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My autistic nigger, and yes, they did indeed.

www.theforce.net/swtc
It's all still there, in the sort of beautiful autistic glory that even Ex Astris Scientia and the other similar Star Trek fan pages would be proud of...

Seveneves kino when.

Didn't he say that what happened afterwards would have been more or less what happened to the Earth in Cowboy Bebop?

Original Death Star in Rogue One.

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All of this bullshit is speculation. You have no idea how much energy was released by the explosion or how much mass the death star has. Anything you say to answer these questions is conjecture and most likely completely made up for the purpose of proving whatever conclusion you want to happen. It's a logical fallacy of assuming the conclusion.
What is fucked up though is that the death star is in orbit around Endor and wouldn't just fall down into the planet after it dies. It would explode into pieces that would just scatter around in an orbit around it. some pieces would be ejected and have a trajectory that would cause them to land on the planet, but a huge piece like what's shown here wouldn't do that.

I think I'll trust the astrophysicist, user

It's just a movie. Calm down, Brandon.

>not a giant Sheev's face
Lame

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Scientists can make great writers. That doesn't make any of this any less conjecture

haha this is your issue with these movies? realism?

god that's a cool fucking shot

Wait a second.
If that's the 2nd Death Star
They're on Endor
They gonna bring back the fucking Ewoks

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Maybe the ocean is literally the crater from the impact? But the perspective is still all messed up. The deathstar was the size of a fucking moon and even a portion of it would look bigger than a regular old mountain. That debris looks big but not gargantuan.

Sheev is on his throne
All is right with the world

but the cliffs are sheer and not shaped like an impact crater

Dont forget that created a Star Trek Universe where you can Travel with Warp from Kronos to Earth in what ? Two Minutes ? No wonder they Admiral feared an Invasion.
Not even talking about Transporter devices you can pack in a suitcase and that can instantly beam you across several lightyears. Who needs Starships after that anyway ?

have sex

Based, and I am now extremely sad

Skywalker family emblem?

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And the original death star was only about 1/4 the diameter of the one at Endor.

Say what you will about Rogue One, but Gareth Edwards did a fantastic job of channeling George Lucas's autism when it came to imagining and depicting the Star Wars universe, and he clearly did a great job helping the folks at ILM unleash their autism, as well.

What was the density of the object?

What are you talking about? Not every solar system looks like ours. They can have all kinds of varying planetoid shapes and sizes and distances from each other.

>recently
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And Palpatine.

This makes it look like the death star is bigger than Endor

spatial IQ 90 kike detected

It is the metal from the ceremony in A New Hope.

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I clapped when i saw the medal because I knew it was from a new hope! I clapped when I understood the reference!

>old white male saves the franchise
is Kathleen, dare i say, based ?

Why didn't Chewbacca get a medal?

>Gareth Edwards did a fantastic job of channeling George Lucas's autism when it came to imagining and depicting the Star Wars universe

Yeah, when like 40% of the movie is sequences copy-pasted straight from A New Hope

Leia is speciesist called Chewbacca a walking carpet.

>Sheev is back
not even mad.

He carried the prequels, he might be able to carry this.

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Endor is a gas giant that the forest moon orbits around, and the second Death Star was orbiting the moon

>all these triggered incels replying

nice bait my friend

who?

gamers RISE UP you fucking veronica

Trips and dubs have spoken, OP is a faggot to be mocked.

Fucking comics. Who the the fuck reads this dumb gay shit.

>MUH NATIVES MUST KILL INVADERS
>ARROWS VS MODERN WEAPONS

I fucking HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR GUILT COMPLEX

I don't think that's a part of either one of the death stars, maybe it's another death star that was under construction and then abandoned or something

the other two got fucking vaporised

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I REMEMBER THE DEATH STAR WOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOOWOWWOOWWOWOW

To be fair that shot is fucking awesome though, too bad it makes no sense.

pretty sure tiber zann raided the remains of the old death star

>death star is 160 km in diameter
>2nd death star is at least 900 km
>Chicxulub impactor was at most 81 km
>a massive piece of a 160-900 km object crashes onto some planet/moon
>somehow doesn't vaporize the entire surface of planet/moon
What the fuck is this nonsense?

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See: Vietnam
An outgunned opponent can definitely inflict heavy casualties if they have an exclusive lay of the land and home advantage.

>criticize anything made by Disney
>FUCKING VIRGIN INCELS!!!!
Is it JUST the trannies doing this or is it also shills from the mouse?

What a stupid example.

You should've said Indians vs European settlers.

>science
approximates reality the best it can
>fiction
events which haven't actually happened, but are possible
and/or events which haven't actually happened, but are impossible

Combine the two.
Impossible events aren't scientific, so that leaves only the possible ones. If impossible, non-scientific events are occurring, it's Science FANTASY.

>who
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>speaks
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>like
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>this
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>except
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>fat
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>sheboons
*claps*

It's from Leia's funeral. It's going to be a poignant shot of Rey, a person who had absolutely no emotional connection to ANY of the main cast, mourning Leia's death while the Padme theme plays in the background. Later she'll hear Luke's voice telling her that it's okay, and that nothing dead is ever really gone. At this point, JJ's shit is so obvious it hurts.

Clearly its relative velocity was only a few km/h, which makes no sense considering any gravitational model. But hey, it's just trashy cashy.

This trailer is identical to the Force Awakens trailer, almost shot for shot. You suckers. Watch it again.

>What the fuck is this nonsense?
The story group and all the subsequent directors LucasFilm hires have no idea what they're doing and are dropping any pretense of grounded realism in favor of no rules fantasy. Because that's all they know.

Am I a brainlet or does this trilogy not feel like a trilogy. I doesn't really seem like anything has really happened or that the movies really mesh into the others

No I shouldn't have, disease made those matchups a stomp once you got to the plains, and the biggest Indian buff (horse patch) was already in the European expansion for centuries.

tranny seething

Mow the lawn.

The US forces couldn't unleash their full force. They could have just burnt down the entire country, but that wouldn't have looked so good at home.

based

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>being this ignorant

And thus the circle of nostalgia will be complete

There was an EU theory that when the DSII blew, its hypermatter reactor create a temporary wormhole that sucked up a lot of the debris and spat it out elsewhere (including the severed hand of Vader IIRC). So could be one of the seas on Endor, or it could just be some random-ass planet where Command Sector North ended up landing.

My reaction to the trailer desu

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No, you should have. Ewoks were using arrows. Stormtroopers were using guns.

Disease or Vietnam has nothing to do with it.

They're really scraping the barrel of nostalgia for fan service here
They must've been so relieved that this is the last episode of the trilogy, because they had nothing left to make nu-males clap for another whole movie

have sex

>the other two got fucking vaporised
You think that would make them hesitate for a single fucking second? They'll retcon whatever they fucking like.

>t. a fucking white male

The concept artists behind the sequels are most likely high 24/7 or just plain retarded. I've seen some excerpts of the art book and my god, a lot of it is just really cheap and the quotes and descriptions are pretentious as fuck. I remember reading that the guy behind it said that the art and the sequels will be good because they're "infused by the force" or something, or him telling people to just put twin suns in everything with luke so it feels star wars-y, or that one time he had a destroyed throne room concept made and even said that it doesn't make sense, but he feels like it might look cool. Compare that with the OT and Prequels which had detailed cross-sections and everything and its pretty clear that no one behind Disney Wars cares.

Dude this happens literally all the time. It is called asymmetrical warfare. It is consistent with the universe that storm troopers have shoddy tactics and rely on numbers.

Vietnam
New Zealand wars

The story group focused on hiring women, and that's it.

kek, I'm sorry, but those people were fighting with guns.

The ewoks in that comic were literally using arrows, and the stormtroopers couldn't even fucking aim properly, because HURR DEY BAD DEY RETARDED kiddy shit that infuses comics.

You are not getting something so simple that you must be retarded. I am sorry.

Bullshit. They tried carpet bombing the north and neighbouring countries against international law and were unsuccessful. They were defending territory in the south that was full of enemy combatants who were being hidden by the citizens they were meant to be defending. The more they used brutal force the more the population turned against them. Had they carpet bombed the south they wouldn't have had a base in the country.

They were fighting with -some- guns, but they also used the lay of the countryside and their lack of a fixed military base to their advantage. An overstretched empire who could only dedicate a portion of their manpower and acumen to the issue found themselves in a quagmire.

Also, stormtroopers not aiming properly is one of the most notorious aspects of the OT. Consistency with the OT is surely the only thing that matters in Star Wars.

Vietnam was getting modern weapons from Soviets and in the end K:D was like 20 to 1.