OH NO NO NO

So I'm not the only one that doesn't understand the title?

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BRUH

Photoshop her jumping out of the twin towers

kylo is a skywalker. Skywalker name is maternal like jewish lineage.

ha! epic!

Why doesn't he just light speed ram her with a droid ship from orbit?

Based. Can't wait for
>Star Wars Episode IX 2019 720p HDCAM x264-1XBET

>Tie fighter flying at ~300-500 mph
>Run 16-30mph in the other direction
>Negligible difference in speed
Why the fuck would she do this? It makes no sense. Worse, by running like that she's reducing her ability to jump upward. It's just...dumb.

PrEqUeLs HaD DaNcInG

Is there a purpose to this sequence other than being bad ass?

[heavy metal music playing]

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Prequels confirmed that force run is canon

why not just light speed any random fighter from orbit onto the same continent as rey?

I don't get it.

have you seen the episode IX teaser?

SO Y WARS THE BATTLE FOR SO Y

should have called it "the rise of my disinterest"

give me a powerful woman to have sex with then. I want her to submit my will to her

>run 16 to 30 miles an hour
Few humans can run even 16.

>WHAT NOW INCELS HUH? SAY SOMETHING!
this is getting sad

Who are you quoting?

the underlying message of that scene

Women are so physically worthless it's embarrassing. Even top WNBA players can't dunk. They should have milked that angle, like Yoda being a powerful jedi despite being a goblin puppet, instead of pretending like they're equal to men if not vastly superior.

why didn't the interceptor just start firing at her from several hundred feet back? she would have been fucked.

Why didnt the tie fighter hyperspace ram her?

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Because Ben is training Rey

How did you get that?

>entire world: pls stop with this muh-rey-sue bullshit already
>new trailer: lol here she is doing a backflip over a tie fighter GRL PWR #theforceisfemale

so what happens to General Ginger Faggot?

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Women can do things that men can't do if they play their strengths instead of just trying to be men.
Have you ever seen world class ballet? Men have awesome power but lack the grace and delicacy that women can bring.

old ben kenobi is back and training rey? finally star wars is great again.

Rey: Whoops, I slipped on a banana peel!

yeah haha how could a jedi do something crazy lol

There are only two things women can do physically that men can't do. 1. Give birth. 2. Have longer bottom time SCUBA diving. You have probably never watched ballet if you don't think the male dancers aren't just as graceful.

it's about pathologically trying to one-up everyone, all the time, in everything, because vegana

>seven nation army, the glitch mob remix

i read that wahman make potentially better fighter pilots because they tend to be smaller and therefore less affected by g-forces
dont know if that's true though

I do watch ballet and no, they aren't. They play different roles in ballet and each gender plays to their strengths. Dance and acrobatics is the ultimate distiller of physical gender differences. The only way that a lot of things work is by separating roles between men and women and allowing each to master their role.

Okay, this is epic

Could have just as easily thrown a rock at its windshield while laying on the ground, and the fighter would be just as a dead.

Because s0ibois dont get physics

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3753357
seems to be horse-shit

Why is she running like that?

Reality says no, look at their crash records, working under pressure and spatial intelligence are a thing

Then
>TLJ - Its great that he destroyed the mask!!
Now
>ROS - it's great that he repaired the mask
Star Wars fans should be gassed

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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Not true. The reason why they have better bottom time (less muscle mass and lower lung volume) would be the same reason why they aren't as good fighter pilots if we are being objective as pilots flex their entire body to best control their bloodflow as to not pass out. It's marginal but it's there.
Strength in general is needed to fly at high G forces and oxygen isn't at a premium like it is scuba diving. Further, men's spacial awareness "mental 3d mapping" is much better than women's but that's a mental thing and not physical.
I don't remember for sure but I also think men's eyes on average are better at tracking moving objects than women but I'm a bit fuzzy on this last one.
I studied a lot of the physiological and psychological differences between the genders in college. Most of which are easily verfied
High school state records for boys in various sports (running as an example) often are at the level of women's Olympic world records.
See also "serena williams tennis battle of sexes"

how has this not become a meme yet

this is the sequence they chose to sell their movie..... a fucking cgi leap.

>have hugeass lasers in a ship going at a high speed against some puny jedi whore
>decide to ram 1 inch form the ground instead of blasting her to atoms
what did the tie pilot mean by this?

It seems far more tactically sound to duck under the cockpit area, where the ship physically can't hit the ground without crashing, instead of whatever the fuck is going on there.

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What do you think has become of The Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center? Did it lose funding? Did Sheev open up another location? What are the rates there? Did they have to default on their loans?
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center

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shes doing the newly created "Goto Gof'ast" jedi fighting stance

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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who?

imagine being such a pathetic incel with an inferiority complex that you spend hours every day reading articles trying to confirm how superior your are to women

I don't get it. I can't tell what's ironic here anymore. These posts come off like literal 7 year olds that don't like something for arbitrary reasons.

It's on Coruscant one of the most interesting settings in the entire star wars universe. So it was destroyed when the planet was blown up by some super weapon during a 10 second shot in one of the new movies

>trailer already starts with Rey being a Mary Sue who does stupid shit and is still rewarded for it
Way to kill my already non-existent expectations.

Also, anyone have the leak of the guy who said Kylo's helmet would have those crystals? He was right, I wonder what else he did say.

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>Still TIG welding
Goddamn I hate the retarded technology inconsistencies

well they have to make the action figures of the big bad look different than the last two sets some how

This is just the thing that annoys me so much about disney's take on this, it doesn't feel like anyone's fucking vision or any consistency, like they didn't even story board a trilogy and just let other people work on it, they just fucking make it up as they go

[clanking intensifies]

Seething

spouting facts about how men are far superior to women in every physical aspect isn't going to get you sex. especially when you're fat, bald, and sweaty all the time

Lie down and hold sword up.
You're literally a jedi now.

It looks fucking stupid

Imagine being proud of your own stupidity and using it as a badge.

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yeah seriously i mean how can you look at this sequence and not see how COOL it is?! I couldn't help but scream when I saw her jump over the tie interceptor! I clapped so hard I hope the other people in my office don't think i'm weird haha!

Heh

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>tee hee

Gay

who even cares about star wars anymore

That was another entirely different planet that happened to look like Coruscant, For Reasons

They don't, they care about the drama as entertainment from the dumpsterfire.

She's not a Jedi. lol

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I saw it. What's your point?

unironically why?

So you are upset at the trailer because of a theoretical fan reaction?

Can someone add a laser so it's shooting her? This is all I want from Star Wars now.

Based

What are the manlets for?

The board of trustees probably had to spend a shit ton on lawyers to fight the Palpatine family estate and pay them enough to let them re-write the charter and get the name change approved once the old name started turning away customers after that whole endor thing and their patient volumes started to plummet.

still, the ensuing civil courtroom drama would have still been more entertaining and done more to flesh out the canon than the Disney sequels.

tarrant was unironically based

>kylo rebuilds his helmet
>tlj makes a point out of it being immature and how destroying it was character development
poor rian

arent the rebels and imps supposed to be uniting and fighting alien invaders?

Oh the soi side is fuckin mad, look at twitter. It was meant to BTFO manbabies forever not bring back Sheev.

cspan but star wars

unironically true

youtube.com/watch?v=8-3rEsd6eWo

Rey can't rise because she's already at the top

Why don't nuwars fans feel ashamed that their franchise has become an episode of maury?
Every question is who Is the father. Rey is a bastard child.

Man the mental gymnastics and meltdowns going on in Reylo tumblr is amazing.

BWAAHHAHAHA

>Sheev is trying to pass the Empire's new budget before summer recess but keeps running into friction from the Corellian delegation after he killed a major Star Destroyer manufacturing pork project that was running far behind schedule and over budget in favor of one that benefitted the Kuat system instead, while the Ryloth senator gets irate over proposed cuts to womensy healthcare.

Nuwars writers couldn't think of an original plot device so they reused the who's the father point. sad

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kek this

>inb4 he was young Palpatine all along

>Hey Palpatine is back!
>LE UNEXPECTED SURPRISE, BUT LE WELCOME ONE XDDDD
Why are normies so happy about the OT being rendered top-to-bottom irrelevant by yet another cheap nostalgia hook without a single creative merit?

THE FORCE DETECTOR RESULTS ARE IN

They're tumblr shipfags

desu wearing what you want is better character development than getting rid of your fedora because your boss made fun of you

OH NO NO NO NO HHHAHAHAHAHHA

All of my friends who liked the other nu star wars movies just submitted their apologies to me for saying they were shit all along.

feels good to be a kino conniseur

Rian had so little passion for Star Wars he said he doesn't care if they retcon 8. When asked about 9 contradicting 8:
>"Like I said, man. I want to let go of all my expectations, I want to sit back, I want to be entertained. I want to be surprised. I want to be thrilled. I want him to do stuff that I wasn't expecting him to do and just go along for the ride. For me, that's why I go to the movies, you know?"
These people literally could not give less of a shit about their work because they know normies will just eat whatever's fed to them.

>Palpatine is back

Man now that is some next level fanservice right there.

You haven't seen anything yet

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Wat

>sparks falling in space
>fucking anything falling in space

just turn your brain off bro

>Remember the Death Star?
>Remember Palpatine?
>Remember Lando?

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oooooooooooo i 'member!

>oh shit we killed off our villain bring back that pumpernickel guy

More kino then the sequels

kek, based

YES I REMEMBER THAT AND I CLAPPED

This is supposed to be a slap in the face, right?

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they are clearly in the atmosphere of a planet

she's not a mary sue!

Get your eyes checked.

It's not in space. There are mountains in the bg.

IT BROKE NEW GROUNDS !

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Why are the dislikes so low? At the moment it's like 13K Dislikes and 170K likes. Doesn't make any sense. That trailer was terrible

#MeToo

There was literally no point in him having the mask in the first place other than to show how edgy he is.

The Death Star was practically disintegrated
How the fuck is there a chunk that huge

Was Kylo Ren shwacking one of the Knights of Ren in that trailer?

Remember when luke lifted a single rock and learned how to pull his lightsaber to him after an entire movie? Yeah that sure was equivalent to what this bitch is doing without even a proper master

lmao the force chose her my dude XDDD

they can just add the chunk into the explosion when they release the disney version of the OT

The Mouse Mafia

>bring back the emperor, ruining Vader's redemption and sacrifice and further shitting on Luke's efforts even further

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That's like trying to kill a whale with a toothpick

Remember when the saga ended with Luke/Vader ending the turmoil of the galaxy? I miss those days. These Jew Wars don't count

Nah buddy, their Republic is dead, the Empire is still alive and they didn't even kill Darth Vader. No wonder Luke ran away to be depressed and die.

>the lightsaber doing that much damage to a Star Destroyer

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Cute!

remember Liam Neeson opening up a door with his light sabre?

Reminder Prequel Haters are gonna defend this.

>finally good lightsaber action
But user...that‘s all I want from star wars

remember Liam Neeson opening up a door with his light sabre?

Rey Wars Adventures: Rise of Estrogen

Yes, but Rey is using the tip only. Plus the ship's armor belt is several meters thick

>remember Liam Neeson opening up a door with his light sabre?
yeah, he tried, it was super slow and didn't manage to finish it because attack droids came up. What's your point?

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why i dont fucking belive them?

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>Cutting a few feet into the fuselage

I'm more mad that they're so creatively bankrupt that they couldn't come up with a new ship design rather than just recolouring a TIE-interceptor.

>an elegant weapon for a more civilized age
>uses it as a can opener
>could use the force to open the fucking door

kek. this fucking series can't do a single thing right.

Remember how long that actually took him.

wouldn't this immediately rip her arm off

>an elegant weapon for a more civilized age
>uses it as a can opener
You're thick, you need to be a Jeid to battle with a lightsbaer, that doesn't prevent you from using it to destroy a door.
>could use the force to open the fucking door
You're a dumb fuck who thinks the Force is a magic wand that can do anything just like that. This is George Lucas SW, not you Disney BS made for queers and soiboys like you

Honestly I hope this isn‘t true. Make star wars 10, and act like 9 is the true 8th installment.

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because it'll never end. Disney will continue to milk Star Wars forever.

I hate that it's actually not the worst idea but since we've already had a Death Star rehash in TFA I can't help but hate it anyways.

So this movie will win every award. reach 3 billion at the box office and kickstart a new golden age for Star Wars right?

would unironically watch

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i think the force could open a damn door, bitch.

Creativity is a risk and may diminish revenue. Something the mouse will not do.

Is she using the force of her braaap to jump?

>Star Destroyers inside the atmosphere of a planet

That's retarded as well. There is a reason they built them in space, except for the first one build during the Clone Wars that were smaller, Star Destroyers don't have the capabilities to be inside the atmosphere of a planet since they're too big and would just crumble on their own weight.

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sheev?

>stop breaking physics, it's not realistic

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SMEEB

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critics that loved TLJ are going to tear it apart

Not to mention, the thing is clearly exerting friction. If you tried to do that X-Wing retarded shit you wouldn't have the strength to hold the damn lightsaber. You're more likely to just lose the lightsaber the first second of the blade touching the hull.

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She's jumping on to it and then climbs inside. The Interceptor is picking her up from the planet.

What they want it to be.
>The sunken frigate in Metroid Prime

What it atually is
>REMEMBER THE DEATH STAR?!?!?

Should have called it, "The Triumph of the Juden."

she has her lightsaber out your dingus

Yes, thanks for proving my point that its retarded. But hey, its my fault for following old canon. So you are right still.

I guess it's time for you to rethink your gender norms.

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*SPROING*

but... Anakin skywalker...

>that's such a waste of fuel
>maintaining elevation under such gravitational force is incredibly costly
>there are landing craft for the purpose of entering planetary atmospheres and gravity wells
>the Star Destroyer isn't designed for such stress

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I suppose star destroyers and l'esser ships utilize some kind of anti-gravitational generator, so they don't fall down when they're standing still

>few feet

based on the top image he's probably 6-8 inches deep.

that might make some women weep but he's probably not even completely piercing the outer shell

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Looks like Star Wars has jumped the Tie Fighter

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Carlos jesus christ that was awful
Go back to your day job

How much money will this shitheap make.

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>h-hey, bob... i wanted to ask you if you would give us some extra budget to hire a stuntwoman, you know, like jessie gra-
>no, just cgi the bitch

ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=u1F1-TwBRGQ&frags=pl,wn

at least make it LOOK real

$1.6-1.8B

Too much.

RULES OF NATURE

what are the chances Rey starts doing Dragon Ball Z kamehameha shit in this

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Her doing "epic" shit does not make her a compelling character.

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>caring about physics star wars

I suspect high as fuck in the final battle

>a drug abusing starving hollywood whore can do all these amazing stunts!
this skellington twig destroying giant space ships really grinds my memes

lmao

If this worked why wouldn't you just attach the lightsaber to the X-wing instead?

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BUT IT WORKED FOR CAPTAIN MARVEL!
HAVE SEX!

Gold member was trash but that opening sequence was uh gold.

Rotating lightsaber torpedoes.

>rey stands
>she stares off into the distance
>she breaths randomly with no emotion, no direction, no reason
>lets out a random heavy breath to appear exhausted or some other emotion that she can't convey
>this continues
>and continues
>and continues

keep in mind that they use good takes for all these
most of the best takes of movies are shown in these

that scene right there
was one of the best scenes in the entire film
the god awful acting
the terrible pacing
the shitty cinematography

that was one of the best scenes
but hey we get to see the delusions of a starving drug addict as she attempts to act

They brought the Death Star up again in TLJ with the retarded laser

movie was shit but I liked that shot desu

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she is a star wars

Everyday I learn something new and embarrassing about that train wreck

Yet another concept and Idea taken from the Force Unleashed. Pathetic.

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The shot of her running away and the ship barreling towards her isn't even shot well, what the fuck were they thinking?

>have access to energy sources that allow
>travel across the galaxy in days
>pulverizing a planet to space dust in a single blast
Why would you think they are worried about cancelling earthlike gravitational forces?

One thing I find funny about this is her backflip is similar to Anakin’s. JJ slowly rebuilding those mystery boxes.

So dumb...

Why are lightsaber so long

The cinematography for Rogue One was pretty good. The same guy is doing Dune

>Rey, stop that TIE!

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>xwing with general grievous hands on the cannons

>Why would you think they are worried about cancelling earthlike gravitational forces?
9.8 m/s/s is a lot

why doesn’t she just move to the side

youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo&frags=pl,wn

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I think I should finally sit down and play the older Dark Forces games that lead up to Jedi Outcast.
How are they?

They have artificial gravity on every ship. inverting that to stabilize a ship planetside shouldn't be much more of an effort.

>Tom Cruise
was that a real stunt?

Masked Kylo Ren isn't actually Ben Solo in this movie. It's actually Hux wearing the mask to trick people into believing he's the supreme leader.
Screenshot this.

I want the Sheev cameo just to be the opening scene of him having secretly built another Death Star only for Rey to show up and pull it down with her epic force powers to the surface of another forest moon (not Endor) and throw him to be beaten to death by ewoks.

btw they're bringing back palpatine just so they can have rey be the one to kill him, after the skywalkers failed. then she will truly be the skywalker.

Force Unleased did it already.

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The Saruman creates Uruk-hai theme starts

Makes too much sense for JJ to come up with this.

>The same guy is doing Dune
WTF are you talking about, Denis Villeneuve is making Dune. Gareth Edwards did R1

I wouldn't be surprised. Tom Cruise does his own stunts and they're fucking nuts.

>giant metal pizza slices not immediately falling apart in an earth-like atmosphere

Totally different scenario because that’s a fucking walker

>the director is also the cinematographer
big retard energy

because disney didn't pay 4 billion dollars to make just 1 trilogy

Those are directors. He's talking about the director of photography or cinematographer.

>inverting that
lmao cringe

lol

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Ironman music?

would-be dislikers probably didn't even know the trailer was out

Based

>tie fighter, avenger class
>fastest tie fighter variant in the fleet
>mary sue back-flips over a speeding tie fighter avenger
>tie fighter avenger conveniently doesn't bother to shoot at her upon approach
>a fighter vehicle doesn't shoot at its target
>but instead wants to run over its target
>setting up a mary sue back-flip

And with that, I am done with this turd known as Disney nu-Wars.

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>implying Disney isn't planning to remake the entire saga

But his name is Ben solo, that doesn't make any sense.

S U B T L E

user fuck off. It's about as different as the death star and Starkiller base.

Or it could just be a high-powered version of a repulsorlift that every other vehicle has

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=B886b8fe9AA

jej

>what is the force

TIE fighters dont have hyperspace capabilities user.

His granddaddy is Anakin Skywalker you dense fuck

just like all the other guys

>Luke and the Rebels efforts were completely worthless
>Anakins redemption was totally worthless

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The cinematography for Rogue One is fucking great. I loved the sense of scale. The movie felt more epic than either of the sequels.

any amount over 0 is too much

Holy fucking faggot. I don't recall Rey doing ballet in Star Wars you dumbass.

Only the expensive ties get hyperdrives.

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>DUNE 2020
>Greig FraserGareth edwards is neither director or director of photography on Dune. get your facts straight.

Snoke telling Kylo to get rid of his mask was retarded, especially since he didn't care about it before and likely even encouraged him to have it

because he star wars

It's called gaslighting. Trump supporters are used to this.

Kylo wearing a mask to begin with is already retarded

>RULES OF REYTURE

If Luke couldn’t kill an AT-AT with his lightsaber I doubt anyone could kill a star destroyer with one, no matter how Mary Sue they are.

1.3 Billion.

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>dun dun dududun dun
>dunnn

So that backflip already didn't impress you? And you know she's gonna break the ship in half right? Reminder that this girl had zero training in anything.

you are getting off way too late, young man

noice

>Mary Sue is an abandoned grandchild of Obi Wan Kenobi
>Kylo is an abandoned grandchild of Anakin Skywalker
>they mate
>produce offspring
>a female Skywalker
>the most densely minichloean packed entity of alltime
>the most powerful force user of alltime
>god-like Skywalker
>restores balance to the force
>universe is saved
>Skywalker immaculated, I mean, rises
>the future was always going to be female

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>literally did a flip
what a mad lad

why do shitty rebel X-wings get hyperdrives while imperial tie fighters don't?

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real leak here, it turns out rey was a skywalker and the chosen one was about her and not any other skywalker

the maniac really did it

have sex

not to mention the 30 seconds of nothing but sand

If Carrie can be in the movie while dead, so can Alec.

He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about is why.

Include some explosions and lens flares in it and you are probably quite close, bravo jewjew.

TIE Fighters are built for speed and hit and run attacks en masse. They don't have personal shields so they sacrifice durability for speed. They're meant to be launched from Star Destroyers and Imperial bases.

They already have such control of gravity, mass and inertia that they have orientated gravity in zero-g and can instantly accelerate to translight speeds without being crushed into a thin smear.

Dilate

it did, she's just that fast

It's not some random Tie pilot, it's obviously Kylo's ship. This is how Kylo flirts. Boy got game, yo.

okay but why don't they have hyperdrives?

Stopped watching these idiots a while back. Typical overreactors

It's okay, user. It's over soon. This is the last Star Wars movie, ever. It will all be mercifully over soon.

>Sheev enters frame
>"WITH THE POWER OF MY FORCE PENIS, I WILL PENETRATE THE WORLD AND ENFORCE MY SPACE PATRIARCHY!"
>suddenly
>in a glow of brilliant light
>HOLDO APPEARS AS A FORCE GHOST AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE
>"Nuh uh hun, the future is female."
>roll credits

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what the fuck. where is this from? is this movie concept art? is this shit going to happen in the new movie?

I'm literally shaking because she's so stronk.

The basic ties don't need them. They load into larger ships to be ferried around across the galaxy.

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They're not meant for individual travel, like I said their for en masse attacks launched from a larger ship

Because Disney realized they shit the bed with 7,8 and more then likely 9 getting shit on as well. There;s going to be a 10 year wait for the next set of films when the do a full reboot. In the meantime they can use their TV shows and games to build the universe their future films are going to be.

They need to drag it out so that there's an interest in star wars again, not immediately dive back into it after 9 releases.

Victory-class could enter atmo.

Because it's the ghost of faggot anakin testing her or whatever cause she has his sword that broke but is somehow whole again.

Some do. Darth Vader's prototype TIE Advance has a hyperdrive.
In-universe, at least in the EU, skilled pilots that survive many missions are given access to superior fighter craft like the TIE Avenger and Defenders, which have hyperdrives, shields, improved engines and lasers, missiles, and other gimmicks.

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The first one is just a doom mod. Just start with Jedi Knight.

>tie fighter, avenger class
Is that what they are calling TIE interceptors now?
has there been one good original design to come out of the new trilogy?

It's JJ. He's not using logic, like we do.

One of the parts of The Force Awakens people liked was flying through the wrecked star destroyer. So he went back to that well again. Easy fan points.

I honestly think JJ saw the puddle of shit Johnson left behind for him, said fuck it, made another fan service (Lando! Woo! The Death Star! Woo! Palpatine! Woo!), and cashed the check.

All of the Rey stuff is the writing group. He shot it as they wrote, no fucks to give, he gets paid no matter what, and has two Star Wars on his resume. He can have his pick of any movie for his next one. He's set for life.

Iger knows. That's why he said yesterday, before the jerk off frenzy over the spoiler kicked off, that no Star Wars movies are in production, the entire movie franchise is on hiatus until further notice.

This is the funeral for Star Wars, and I'm going to enjoy every moment of the shitshow.

yes, you schmaltzy fucker, put "rise" in your title like a 2-idea having MCU dipshit. Horseshit.

Star Wars: Heavy Flow Day

Why does she run away from the ship if she's just going to jump over it?

Kylo Ren's helmet, I guess

Yeah, that's why Iger said yesterday the entire movie franchise is going on hiatus, because that's how you cash in, right?

TIEs are cheap mass-produced units that the Empire can just churn out nonstop.

*Roasties Getting Toastie starts playing*

>Discount Revan
>Original design
user, "No"

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They couldn't get a good deal with the supplier of the starfighter-sized ones

He pulls off his mask and reveals he was Sheev all along.

Then, she's going to sit on the nose, with Luke's lightsaber held in front of her, and ram into Death Star #4, and it will blow up.

FO TIEs do have hyperdrives dumbass bitch

I'm not even going to watch this shitpile.
I'm still pissed I watched the last one.
All of this is three pretty good movies followed by thirty years of stupid trash.

guess I guessed wrong

Honestly sounds better than any of the Disney movies. Not joking or anything, that's an actual interesting and new concept.

Twitter is extra fucking insufferable today. People are posting clips of that fucking jump and praising it as incredible cinematography, even putting it side-by-side with North By Northwest

I swear these people must be running on brain fumes

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Well yes.
Imply that this is the end.
Give the fan "what they want" for an alleged grand finale.
Draw in a ton of retards who will "vote with their wallet" because they want more of that, they need it to continue, Stars Wars is akin to religion for them. And lo and behold, massive success.

>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
does spinning run in the family?

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>I want him to do stuff that I wasn't expecting

Rian Johnson wants novelty above all else? I am shocked, SHOCKED

>1:31
lmao

Damned if they do, damned if they don't. Get fucked Kathleen.

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>Rambo stands alone on an open field
>Soviet Hind coming from behind
>Rambo starts running
>does a slow-motion backflip towards the vehicle
>dramatic cut to black
That shit would be slaughtered for its cheesiness.
Fuck Star Wars.

Literally crashed Star Destroyer in Desert 2.0

That's not how artificial gravity works. Reversing it would just make everything not nailed down fall up to the ceiling, which would now be the floor.

The twist is Rey was Palpatine the whole time. He arranged to have Kylo kill Snoke and Luke to kill himself so he'd have no competition in taking back the galaxy. He inhabited a girl so he could seduce Kylo and control him.

Do you think people will be queuing up at conventions in 20 years to meet her?

That image is such pure bullshit to begin with. The scale is completely farcical. Some woman in the story group probably ordered it, as an idea, and even the idiots working for Kennedy said "Yeah, we couldn't pull that off." A destroyer is HUGE. Her dragging a light saber along the hull wouldn't gut it like a fish, it would just scratch the outer hull. They show them taking direct hits in previous films and not having any effect at all.

They desperately wanted Rey to be like an Avenger, and do capeshit stuff, but even the retards who make TFA and TLJ wouldn't go that far.

Do you think Star Wars will have any brand power left in 20 years?

Holy fuck this is hot garbage!

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Budget overruns. They pump Ties out like candy. Hyperspace drives are expensive. They don't need to make a jump, anyway, they're always attached to a ship, who makes the jump for them. Waste of money so a lone stormtrooper can jump to lightspeed on the weekend to get a booty call.

Remember speeder bikes?

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Too soon user.