JUST

JUST

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>finally get to return to the big screen as lando
>all your co-stars are dead literally or narratively
feelsbadman

>its another 'missed the millenium falcon' scene

jeez these hacks dont understand star wars at all.

Billy has charisma coming out of his ass. He'll be fine if he's allowed to ham it up.

Imagine being like 70 years old and still playing dancing monkey to 40 years old nerds

HEY ADULTS ACTING LIKE KIDS REMEMBER THE MILLENIUM FALCON?!

>Um, Mr. Williams, I'm not sure you were informed, but your character is not officially droidsexual, so, we'd like you to make our with C3PO

Le Pansexual

Billy Dee is the opposite of JUST. He'll crack open some Colt 45 and fuck a ho anytime he wants.

He and Mark Hamill are the only ones who “get it”.

I don't think either of us were commenting on his acting abilities

BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN'

That 70 year old boomer who cashes in on Nostalgia 5 years after everyone stopped caring.

I wish I lived in the universe where he was Two Face in the third Burton Batman

He's 82

With Marlon Wayans as Robin, it would've been insane.

>I'm never going to be old

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He looks fine. Aged pretty well.

that's right, I'll kill myself long before I reach 30

how is that a JUST. he is 82 and looks late 50s to mid 60s. most look like corpses at 82.

Is being a virgin fatal after 30?

this
when you think about it, mark hammil and carrie fisher are actually unrecognizable, if somehow you didn't already know what they looked like nowadays

You ascend.

They return him just to kill him after humiliation by woman and then to push some other nigger woman as his replacement,

APOLLO CREED LOOKS LIKE THAT?

Mark Hamill looks pretty good for a guy who had his face reconstructed with 1980s medical tech and bummed cigs out of trashcans

it's not his fault they didn't allow him to come back in the prior movies

Everyone in this movie is ugly. They casted all ugly people.

his daughter, landa calrissian

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I completely agree with both of you.

>The Virgin Finn
>The Chad Lando

Makes me feel good

SPOILERS!

Lando and BB-8 are in a serious relationship in TRoS.

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>ok who do we have that's still not in the ground

>"Damn Chewie how are you! Good to see ya ya old furball!"
>"WWWWAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHbbbbbllllll!"
>"W-what? Han and Luke and Leia...all of them? I mean, it was comin' eventually but...all of them? Whe-"
>"Yes yes that's all very sad and tragic Mr. Lando but I am on a VERY important mission to save the galaxy so let's stop wasting time. And would you kindly hop out of the pilot's chair? This is my ship after all. And please don't talk to Chewie without my permission, thank you very much."
>"Yeah, nice to meet you too Miss Rey..."

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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

GET A HOUSE

literally me

>Land o' Lakes Calrissian

MAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

He's 80

>This trilogy is gettin' worse all the time

forsen boy, that is some old meme

>look it up
>born 1937

He's 82, for a guy this age he is in excellent shape.

is that an xbox 360 headset?

WE HAVE TO BUY DISNEY MORE TIME!

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His character fucks robots

>we killed Luke and Solo
>Carrie Fisher is dead but we're own the rights to her character, so fuck her, we can cgi that old bad
>Lando is back! come see our movie!

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drink colt 45 malt liquor

I love Billy Dee but I'm not watching this movie just for him and Sheev.
It's just not worth it seeing him try to act against all these uncharismatic bores.

nice

C'mon Han ol' buddy, don't let me down

>we won't get to see an older Han and Lando team up together in the Millenium Falcon now
God fuck JJ

>nu-trilogy built around fan service
>doesn't even get down the right fan service
How can they screw up so bad? All we wanted to see was the OT crew all teaming back up again and Luke kicking ass as a master.

Basically where I'm at. After the Last Jedi, I'm totally drained in terms of how boring these movies are getting. Voting with my wallet won't do anything to change this, but I'll at least feel better about myself.

they don't call it a cockpit for nothing

you become a wizard and you learn powers you wont have learned if you werent a virgin. i only got 5 more years

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They didn't even do 1 (one) scene with the original cast together. Literally nothing stopping them. And now carrie is dead and they've written out han and luke. I mean jesus.

>"this contract is getting worse all the time"

Until I saw this shot I wasn't gonna watch it tbqh.

A paycheck's a paycheck. He's fat and old, so he won't need to do anything except sit down and say his lines.

lando vs sheev would be epic

its never too late to...HAVE SEX

is he still pan sexual? asking for a friend

Wondering how they are gonna kill him off