Apologize

No thanks
I have better things to do
Knew this was going to happen since the beggining

ah-blah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

fuck jew jew dicknose

You made me curious, not hyped.

Fuck this jew, his whole career is based on tricking the audience!

Thanks Jew for showing me thing I recognize. More slop for this goyim.

Eat shit.

I’m sorry, JJ. Please use your hack nostalgia recycling powers for good instead of evil and save us all!

I still won’t like TFA, though.

This
>brought back Sheev
But especially this

>Nostalgia and bringing back old characters just for the sake of printing money
>Hollyjew and SJEW strike again with virtue signalling, toxic feminism, and white men needing to be ashamed of themselves.
>Trying to salvage that destroyed septic tank of a film called TLJ in a haphazardly awkward PR nightmare

Fuck no.

>brought back sheev
he needed a replacement for kylo
>made skylwalker matter
kylo is a fucking skywalker since tfa
>grey kylo
rian started it
>kino adventure
people hated that part of tlj
>anakin cameo
what ?
you are pretty coping my friend

>this is an unironic post
I hope you and all of your family will get murdered in the most vicious way

Good, good

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it will be boring and fanservice-y. most people won't immediately notice how shit it is, like with TFA.

He's literally just using his same old tricks and rehashing everything. But Disney have done their research and know that sheev is a meme, so everyone will be blinded by the sheevposting to realise how shit is it.

Kylo will turn back to the light side (and die) to help Rey kill the emporer. Probably in a throne room. And you'll eat it up

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I'm sorry for calling you Jar Jar.
That's an insult to him.

Baiting normies with a laugh sound effect. GENIUS

big

I'm sorry you couldn't think up anything new or original even if you were handed a shitty card from Rian.

How S E E T H I N G is Rian Johnson right now?

>This very deliberate shot of Kylo Ren's mask being welded together after the events of the last movie, but still having visible flaws after the repair
Have we reached the ultimate "fuck you"?

post his slut daughter

Why?
He's a garbageman

Back at you x infinity.

He's been backpedaling extremely hard the past couple of months

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>He's literally just using his same old tricks and rehashing everything.

So like all of Star Wars history.

It's really pathetic seeing the massive shill campaign for this movie. The talking points are all the same too like "suck it TLJ haters!", "all aboard the hype train for this movie!".

JJ started this new trilogy off on the wrong foot by making Rey a Mary Sue, killing off Han, cutting out Luke's role completely, and creating the "first order" and Snoke (which still have no backstory). If all of the main characters died in the last movie I'm sure that nobody would even care. This last movie is going to be shit and it's too late in the game to be introducing Palpatine as the final villain.

are you a trillion dollar conglomerate in need of desperate damage control for you ip? i will rehash your franchise for you 100% safe and forgettable, no artistic merit guaranteed or money back

That argument isn't as smart as you think it is.

Is this just shills or are you people legit retarded?

This is exactly like his Star Trek movies just old ideas taken with zero creativity. Fuck off.

>COPE

Remember Sheev?! Remember Death Star?! So fucking cooooolllll!!!!!!!

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forgiven

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It's just shills - only 240k people watched the live stream of the trailers. Nobody that isn't a clickbot cares about star wars anymore.

not all of those decisions were mistake. the trouble is that he provided nothing to replace the things he cut.

imagine her with your cock in her throat when jj walks in on you

So what are you doing in this thread?

how many people normally watch?

For the jokes.

I trust JJ more than I do with literal who? Russos 2bh. Kinda glad he's sticking with Lucasfilm since he's a big name compared to the director for hires Marvel gets from Disney

Enjoying the shitshow like everyone else.

>I don't care I swear

>240k people watched the live stream

What a joke.

I don't know, but 240k people watching the official channel for the live reveal of a star wars trailer seems laughibly low.
The youtube video got like 500k in 5 minutes which seems fabricated.
They showed the trailer a second time live - 50k viewers already dropped by that time.

>Caring about livestream numbers

The shareholders will care about it, believe me.

>not all of those decisions were mistake

All of those things I listed are definitely a mistake. How did the first order come about after the Empire fell? Why was C3PO's arm red? Who the fuck is Snoke and what's his backstory? Where did Kylo Ren even meet Snoke? Why didn't the rebellion reform the republic and how did they become so weak? Why did Luke disappear? How did the first order create a death planet without anyone noticing? JJ also hyped up Captain phasma only to have her thrown down a trash shoot. All of these problems needed to be addressed so that fan could have a better understanding of the setting. World building is something that George Lucas is great at while JJ is completely lost. Instead of plugging up the gaping plot holes, Rian decided to go full retard and he fucked the plot into the ground. There is no way for 1 movie to wrap up this trilogy into something that's worth watching, especially with this new asspull of reintroducing Palpatine.

>not all of those decisions were mistake.

Which ones? Maybe the killing Han part? I guess it wouldn't have been a complete mistake if JJ and Rian had bothered to develop the new characters competently.

no stupid fucks
None of those were mistakes.
It was the 2nd movies job to explain to progress, to give character and plot development.
it failed on an epic level.

TFA 7/10 chapter 1 movie
TLJ 2/10 middle movie.

and the goiym falls for it again
so easy to manipulate

never

I'm sorry I laughed during your standup act

>It was the 2nd movies job to explain to progress, to give character and plot development.

No you stupid fuck, this is a sequel trilogy and not a stand-alone trilogy. You have to introduce the new setting in the first film in order to for fans to understand how it relates to the original trilogy. Nobody knows where Snoke came from or who the first order are and how they came about. Nobody knew where Luke went and why. Nobody knew why Luke and Han disbanded and yet they killed off Han without them ever meeting. He's a shit director who doesn't know how to build a world.

Yes JJ, apologize now for being such a hack

aside from sheev's laugh, what else is there to look forward after seeing the trailer? everything was so forgettable and generic. Do not fall for it.

No, you did exactly as we expected, piggybacking on the success of the previous movies to make another nostalgia ride. Fuck off and come back when you make something worthwhile
Thanks for reigniting sheevposting tho

The nostalgia pandering is pretty blatant even for him

Yes, this kike should apologize for helping destroy a great American sci-fi franchise.

Thanks for your shitty fanfiction
You have redeemed the Prequels

ye

Dumbass, you got distracted by his fucking mystery boxes. I'll agree that TLJ is a worse film than TFA, but TFA is fucking bad from the start. Even fucking Phantom Menace did a better job establishing characters.

Nope.

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>literally didn't know how to redeem Kylo and give us a repeat of The Return of the Jedi so just did "bad guy and protagonist team up against even bigger bad guy" trope
Hack.
This trilogy is going to be taught in film schools as the example of what not to do with a franchise.

unless you want to make billions of dollars, of course

I’m sorry I ever believed in you.

>retconned TLJ completely
>not the hero of TV

But they also bought the franchise for a billion dollars.
And they couldn't even make the toys sell to children.

NO