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>dos dubs
>dat sheev

This can't be happening

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Great way to make Ep6 pointless

ONCE MORE THE MOUSE WILL COUNT THE MONEY

Sheev was behind the whole thing.

ummm....
yeah I'm thinking he's back

So who was Snoke again? Failed Sheev clone???

>being so out of ideas you bring a character back from the dead

So it didn't matter ok
Thanks Disney

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Who has good ears, can anyone tell if that's an old laugh or a new recording?

>create a rip-off of the Emperor to look cool in one scene
>kill him off with no explanation as to who he was or what his motivations were even though he was theoretically the driving force of the story
>replace him with the Emperor to cash in on nostalgia again

Why is JJ so fucking creatively bankrupt?

A body husk for Sheev's damaged soul used to cheat death.

FORMERLY SNOKE

Its damage control. 100%

That son of a bitch!

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BIG

SHEKELS

SHEEV

>Shit all over the old movies
>Have to continuously pull from them to get anybody to bother watching the new movies

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based and sheevpilled

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Was Sheev the biggest guy in the galaxy?

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based sheev

>prequels ruin OT
>sequels ruin OT
Pottery

>I SQUEEZE GATS

This was literally my reaction.
youtube.com/watch?v=dOiE0LCu6J0

Sheevposting has the potential to eclipse Bane after this development

>Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.
One movie later.
>Sheev laugh, Death Star chunks on Endor
Really well thought out trilogy, JJ & Rian.

Thematically it makes sense that they'd have to kill Sheev to kill the "past".

The full Chinese and back is on YouTube and some guy dubbed it too

SHEEV GANG RISE UP

NOOOOOOO THEY'RE JUST GOING TO RUIN HIM

This is more damage control than creatively bankrupt

>Really well thought out trilogy
Well I mean we know now it wasn't thought out at all

Considering JJ made this and the first movie does that mean he actually had a plan for Snoke and a connection to Sheev?

checked for truth

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So they rob the greatest Star Wars character's most important kill in the process.

I hope it's just a vision Rey experiences or something and not a full on speaking role. I wanted a younger clone of him as the villain for a whole movie like Rey herself or Matt Smith

Apologize.

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Sheev clone most likely.

Why is there a huge intact chunk of Death Star 2?

he's a jew

Fiction isn't real, sperge.

HES BACK BABY

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I never doubted you

>The Rise of Skywalker
>Everyone with the last name Skywalker is dead
Wut

LITERALLY THE END OF THE RETURN OF JEDI MEANT NOTHING

THE REASON THE UNIVERSE DIDN'T PROGRESS AND STILL WENT TO SHIT WAS SHEEV

THE REASON LUKE TRIED TO KILL KYLO WAS SHEEV

SHEEV LITERALLY NEVER LOST

FUCKING CHRIST

>JJ
>had a plan
No

Turns out ideology takes a backstep to marketability.

>I wanted a younger clone of him as the villain for a whole movie like Rey herself or Matt Smith
nobody could play Sheev except Sheev

JJ's retconning Rey's parentage.

SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV

I don't even care anymore. Let's party rock and laugh, this is going to be dog shit. #SHEEVSQUAD

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Sheev is love
Sheev is life

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Snoke was possessed by Sheev. Papa Palpatine is going to pull a Voldemort and take human form again with the force.

That's where Sheev's body is located and perhaps his Force Ghost is constrained to his body or something.

All of these dubs and trips in this thread

Sheev is here with us isn’t he?

>the last jedy is retconned
>rey is a skywalker.
woah, so this is the power of jewish intelectuals

>test

Yeah, but Kylo could have just been lying when he said her parents were nobodies.

Single greatest shot in the entire series. Thank god for Palpatine carrying this franchise on his back.

66 for Sheev

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Him surviving is proof of why you should shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Part time

Based and multiplepilled

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This. This post right here is the peak of baneposting and sheevposting all in one. All these years, this is what it has been building up to. Amazing.

Nah, Rian's intention clearly was to "subvert expectations" and have them be literally whos. It will turn out now that he lied, but it's a retcon.

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You mean to tell me that everything, every fucking thing, every stupid detail of The Last Jedi and the Disney saga, was because of Sheev fucking pulling the strings from behind the curtain the entire time?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is fucking shlock I’m not even mad

youtube.com/watch?v=JVISRjhXzzM
Yeah nigga
I'm still fucking with ya
Still waters run deep
Still Sheev and Palpatine, nigga
Guess who's back?
Still doing that shit huh Sheev?
(Oh for sho', check me out)

DEW IT

>... via bittorrent

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>post yfw that laugh
Tbh I won't even be mad if they pull some bullshit to bring him back. I fucking love Sheev, and if he's in it I'll go watch it.

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Sheev is a force God.

I really enjoyed Bad Grandpa

the most likely explanation is that *Disney* realized the series wasn't working during the filming of TLJ and ordered Rian to kill off Snoke so that they would have a trailer hook for 9.

The way that Snoke dies but his death doesn't change anything is a giveaway that it wasn't actually one of Rian's ideas (why wouldn't he want to run with Daisy and Kylo joining?) I really think that's what happened.

fucking based

A SHIT LORD?

>all these digits

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This
Sheev was by far the best thing about the prequels, God bless McDiarmid
JJ wasn't intended to direct IX, the previous director walked, so the mouse brought JJ back in his place.

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Friendly reminder that palpatine was Lucas's baddy for the trilogy planned after return of the jedi anyway and disney is just showing how creatively bankrupt they are.

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Sheev created the Skywalkers

JJ didn't choose the second one so this is more like damage control now that Snoke isn't available.

wtf i love disneywars now?

He could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... dubs.

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did luke always know that palpi was behind everything and sacrificed himself to project into the astral plane in order to battle him???

You could almost say....

It's like poetry

It's now the era of sheev, move over Sneed

Sneed Palpatine

Thank you master sheev for these dubs

(OP)
U N L I M I T E D

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Imagine the smell

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING GONE
BASED SHEEV INMORTAL MOTHERFUCKER

POWAH

>tfw Reddit stole Sheevposting and turned it into prequel memes
We're taking it back lads

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Fuck yes

It's dubs, then.

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I miss sheevposting

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things that make you go hmm

>4444
Is it possible to learn this power?

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>the guy responsible for ending "Lost" is not responsible for ending "Star Wars"

Nothing could go wrong here, right?

WOOOAAHHH

>sheev returns
well atleast it'll be better than the last two

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:0

jews can't create

>Did you ever hear the tragedy of JJ Abrams the hack?

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JJ didn't have much to do with Lost after the first season or so actually. That was on Lindelof.

JJ left in the first couple seasons of Lost. He actually rarely writes endings for the stuff he starts.

>4 fours
Sheev blesses this thread

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This is the only thing they could have done to even get me to consider pirating it

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Oh boy, I can't wait for sheev to come back just to be killed by MaRey Sue

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Q-QUADS??

Don't let anyone fool you. THey had a plan and several contingencies. We are talking billions of dollars here. Anyone who believes otherwise is in a fantasy land where they would be a genius director if only someone gave them a chance.

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>final battle against sheev
>rey and kylo are about to die
>rose walks up and kicks sheev right in the crotch
>"right in the holocrons!"
>chewbacca covers his eyes and groans
>lando says "ouch!"
>cut to george lucas himself snorting cocaine and he says, "I don't care what planet you're from, that's gotta hurt!"

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I will declare nuwars pure kino if jewjew just went fuck it and had Sheev just kill everyone and win.

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a daring synthesis

...

>We're taking it back
I’m so fucking ready.

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a riveting conclusion

It did matter though. Did you not pay attention to anything that happened after?

>tfw an old white man saves the trilogy

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>not 'that's gotta Hutt'

This. No Sheev no watch.

At least someone at Disney recogniced the best part of Star Wars...

literally based

Didnt the previous canon extended universe have a sheev clone before it all was rubbed out by disney?

>vader is still evil
>emperor is alive
they really hate the luke character

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Sheev the Eternal?

>tfw the madman just won't stay dead

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>"I don't care what planet you're from, that's gotta hurt!"
It's "universe".

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based and sheevpilled

>Palpy saved the franchise
How can a chracter be so BASED?

old white men make the best villains after all.

>THey had a plan

Kathleen, please.

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GUESS WHOS'S BACK, BACK AGAIN
SHEEV'S BACK, TELL A FRIEND

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GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN
SHEEV'S BACK, TELL A FRIEND
GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK?
GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK?
GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK?
GUESS WHO'S BACK?

SHEEV'S CLEAVE AND DECEIVE

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GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
SHEEV IS BACK
A GOOD FRIEND

Okay, this is Sheevpic.

tfw the final act is a haunted house story where the house is the ruined Death Star and the ghost is Sheev walking around translucent in robes saying "OoOoOoOhhh I'll have my revenge!"

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The point is that they wiped out the old EU and had the opportunity to take the best parts of it with none of the stupid parts and build a new one up, but instead they've only taken the dumbest parts of the old EU and added even dumber shit like fart weddings.

Have you ever heard the comedy of Dath Sidious the Eternal?

As long as there's a flashback of him doing the sith spin.

CALLING IT NOW, IF DIGITS THIS IS NEW PLOT;

PALPATINE WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN EVERYTHING WAS HIS MASTER PLAN TO SAVE THE GALAXY FROM THE YUZHAN CONG YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST FOLKS THEYRE GOING WITH THE YUZHAN VONG STORY ARC BUT MAY NOT USE THE SAME NAME.

He lived in a society

Similar to the new Jurassic Park except good

IM GONNA SAY THE N-WORD

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>jews
>planning ahead

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>Large chunk of a space station the size of a small moon crashed into the planet at high speed
>The natives and rebels are partying that night

>Fort Hood
What in the fuck

based and sheevpilled

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Crashing this universe with no survivors

/r/imwithsheev

to cheat death is a power only one has achieved...

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UNLIMITED DIGITS

Tbh I really liked the over the top choreographed wuxia style lightsaber fights they had in the prequels. I mean the more realistic fights are cool though but the flashy ones look so cool. I hope they have them in Episode 9.

he raped a skywalker and anakin and luke are his son and grandson

having a nonsensical fuck you ending like that would genuinely be better than anything that they can come up with

>horoclons

>Kylo: Rey is kicking my ass, better execute order 99.

>How do we get the incels back on board to begin buying our shit again?
>Execute order sheev

Bravo disney you've done it

Please teach me how to cum...my master...

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HAHA instead of a dignified death from Vader you'll job to MaRey Sue

>tfw won't buy it anyways, just shitpost online about it

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A surprise, to be sure.

>Sheev learned the dark side equivalent of force ghost

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Kylo

>implying it won't end with Sheev's spirit being banished but not destroyed
He's too good a villain to not keep around.

>dignified

What movie did you see?

It's already pretty well established that JJ has absolutely no fucking clue how shit like this works

>Your name?
>Sheev
>Sheev Skywalker
kino

BRUH
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW

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Dew it!

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already happened in the EU, the only true source of Star Wars story progression

>Kylo sees Rey getting cooked by lightning
>finally turns to the light side and decides to shank Sheev
>"I finally finished what my grandfather started."

Calling it. It'll be that lame. JJ loves rehashing shit.

That scene was the scariest in the entire franchise. He was creepy as fuck.

sheev is anakins dad

>it didn't matter
Like it fucking mattered in the EU either? Palpatine had a ton of clones and continued to be a problem for the Rebellion.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bane the Big Guy?
>No
I thought not. It's not a story the anons would tell you. It's a Sneed legend. Darth Bane was a Dark Lord of the Sneed, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the numerals to create dubs... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the posts he cared about from avoiding non repetitive digits. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his digits, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice posted uneven numeral post on his trip in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from the lack of dubs, but not himself.

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ha ha what if Anakin sucked Sheev off ha ha

Looks like sheev posting is back on the menu boys!

That’s new af

>first scene is rose being fired out of a cannon into deep space
>rest of the film is sheev curbstomping every single character in nu-wars

10/10 day one ticket preorder

>So who was Snoke again? Failed Sheev clone???
Sheeeev.

yo know what? i don't care if the movie is shit or if they ruin Sheev like they have done with everything else, i'll just go see Ian McDiarmid having fun as Sheev one last time, i'll put up with 3 hours of bullshit just for the couple of minutes of joy seeing Ian

holy shit

>Sheev retires from being a sith lord
>resurrects Hayden Anakin
>they go on whacky adventures completely unrelated to Star Wars together as buddies

that's basically Disney's exact plan

F U N D I T

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That was their original plan also before Kathy decided she needed to feminist power anthem a star wars movie

I’d love if they did robot chicken emps with ian

>Dude, we're celebrities!
>Turn in your semi-automatic rifles, even though the majority of gun homicides are committed with handguns

white conservatives btfo again

youtube.com/watch?v=Rhy6-isd0sE&feature=youtu.be

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>palpi
Lmao

you are the consumer who Disney execs laugh about as they sit in their boardroom, crimping out another sequel to a prequel which hasn't had an original idea in 40 years. They then go home to their mansions, built with the tears, breakdowns and double-digit IQs of fanboys.

A ghost for ghost--parasite Sheev to feed his life energy so he could become flesh again

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The only way this could be better is if they pulled the plug on SWTOR and launched a good game instead

Can we please start calling them "Sheev sleeves" ?

I appreciate this

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>user says he doesn't give a shit even if he is being used as long as he has some fun
>"WOW YOU FUCKING SHEEP WAKE UP THE EXECS WANT THIS"

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ALL THAT TURMOIL
ALL THOSE WARS
ALL THOSE DEATHS
EVERYTHING
ALL
ACCORDING
TO
KEIKAKU

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I DESERVE THIS

>still following disney fiction

>Starkiller kills Han and Chewie in Force Unleashed
>Force Awakens: Han is killed on Starkiller base by Kylo

Did JJ really just grab that from one of the shittiest star wars games ever??

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>The Force Unleashed
>one of the shittiest star wars games ever??
Weird way to call the EA Battlefront games.

WHO /sheev/ HERE

The hero Star Wars needs.

EXCEPT FOR BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANETS HUX DETONATED BY BEAMS

Calling it now screencap this shit
>Mary sue is either a daughter or backup Clone of sheev
>sheev will try to body snatch Mary sue, like he did to like he did in the old EU

Literally everybody

>What is orbiting for years on a slight downpath to the planet until you crash down
Literally how planets are formed. The absolute state of American education.

44 44
44 44

UU UU
UU UU

It just keeps happening

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Underrated af

AND HE WAS A GOOD FREN

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Sheev is with all of us, user. Waiting for the day he might finally return.

Was that Sean Bean?

harrison ford said hed only come back if they killed han

Every other part of DS2 blew up into space dust except for sheevs throne room. That part broke off from the station and spiraled toward endor where sheev safely landed and he has been resting for 30 years.

JJ might dump fanfiction level writing on the audience but at least he doesn't unleash titanic diarrhea dumps on the audience like Rian did

Milk me to death

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Now Sheev is going to tell Rey about sliders.
>"Rey, did your mastah ever tell you about sliders?"

Franchise? Fuck that.

I'm one and done. If I'm gonna still be playing dress-up for kiddie movies in 20 years, just shoot me now.

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Just because one thing's worse doesn't mean the other thing is better. For fuck's sake Rey just jumped over the metaphorical shark that is a tie fighter.

Gee its almost like everything original by Disney and JJ has no worth or merit. Seriously, this just proves how worthless they are and I'll be happy to gloat that it took an old evil white man to almost save their butchered franchise from its hodgepodge of failed and woke heroes.

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if only you knew how bad things really are

FUCKING BASED
INSTANT KINO

This. This movie and the franchise ain't worth shit. I'll just wait for the 3 clips of Palpatine from the movie to show up on jewtube.

>tfw Snoke was a bench warmer

>"all you haters just wanted your snoke theories to be true, based rian subverted your expectations by not explaining snoke at all"
>ep ix will explain snoke's backstory
lol

it never mattered

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>Great way to make Ep6 pointless

Nu trilogy already did that tho

>Continued to be a problem
You mean saved the fucking galaxy

all i want is a plagueis cameo

>oh is that mark hamill's joker laugh?
>wow, we're getting evil luke!?
>...
>wait, it's just sheev
>mfw

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>sheevposting is back on the menu
2020 will be the year of baneposting then

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>dies saving the heroes
>turns evil for some reason
>???

SHEEV LOVE

I see it more as a
> haha you losers think Plagueis is behind it all?
> it was actually Sheev all along you suckers!

Plagueis would have been better because he harkens back to the PT while at the same time being completely fresh and new.

You're a big Sith

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Just make him racist and we are done. Make a few nigger edits

>dubs
SHEEV DID NOTHING WRONG

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KYLO WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOR

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Sheev's Feed and Seed
Formerly Snoke's

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Buh-buh based

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For you

Will Sheev do the spin?

I prefer Luke force ghost going on about blue milk. Luke loves his milk.

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Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

for you

>anakin force ghost vs sheev force ghost is the final battle

Just like it was meant to be. Can't wait for this kino. Anakin will finally fulfill his destiny and the prophecy will be complete.

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>some people complaining about it even though sheev scenes will be the silver-lining in this whole shitfest
what's wrong with them anons, were they still hoping for a good movie?

THE
KING
IS
BACK
BABY

>JJ does the one thing that'd make me actually watch this
S H E E V

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I deserve this

Me on the left

CHECKED

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Post the ahsoka one

is it possible to learn this storytelling power ?

already bought 100 tickets

Why are people surprised by this?

They didn't have a choice? Snoke is dead and he clearly had to be connected to the Empire somehow so how the hell else are they going to plug that plothole?

Screencap this. There will be a timeskip between TLJ and Rise of the Skywalker. There has to be. Only way there wouldn't be is if the enitre movie is "Let's go kill Kylo right fucking now, the 20 of us" and it seems that ain't happening so timeskip confirmed.

More over the film will either have shitty worldbuilding that doesn't explain the state of the galaxy or the entire movie will revolve around it to the point of disrupting the plot. Again, they don't have a choice. All that shit should have been out of the way after TFA but now the galaxy is completely unrecognizable from the state it was in that movie, especially because of the timeskip. So now Abrams has to rebuild the world all over again or just ignore it.

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I'm so excited! Brap

You like star wars dont you, Yea Forums?

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Rey's family confirmed

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>66 GET

what were they thinking with snoke

Divine

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kek

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based

I liked them too. They looked like fights between people who have been training with them their whole lives. Because that's what it was like in the era. In the OT those saber fights were great because it was: two old dudes fighting with one of them in a big clunky suit, an inexperienced boy and his father who was fucking with him, and the same boy only more experienced who was trying to save his father and the father who really didn't want to kill his son. These new fights just suck dick.

I love seeing Vader and Sheev hanging out. I wish Sheev wasn't so mean to Vader in canon.

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this fucking thread is killing me

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Dark Empire was never canon in the proper way the new movie is, though. Not that we can't similarly ignore it.

Nah, people just wanna make fun the newest star wars movie. The TLJ shitstorm was some of the most fun I've had on Yea Forums in a while.

BASED

>In the OT those saber fights were great
I like Empire's a lot, but there isn't really a consistent explanation for why they're less fantastical than the prequels'. It's just a presentational difference we have to live with. The ST so far has just been closer to the OT's presentation than the PT's.

You're a big get

Is this the reddit player 1 of posts?

Did I ever tell you the story of Emperor Palpatine's three-eyed son, Triclops? He was a good friend.

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only if return of the mack plays when sheev makes his big reveal but all the macks are replaced with sheev

this will redeem not only the entire sequel trilogy, but even the holiday special

>should we use our fleet to destroy this cataclysmic-level giant rock that will completely annihilate our ewok allies?
>nah, fuck 'em

>we'll get SHEEV before we get KENOBI

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what are the odds Rey will buttfuck him? oh god I can already imagine the writing
>you're SEXIST, emperah!
>no.... nooooo.... NOOO.... YOU WILL DIE
>that's right, I exposed you on social media! now the entire galaxy knows it!
>h-help me, Kylo Ren, I'm too weak, the entire first order has abandoned me because I was sexist!
>I am a male feminist, Sheev.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Sheev can touch my willy

Is it not obvious to you that no one involved in this new trilogy thinks world-building is important? They'll ignore it yet again.

No one likes our new characters just bring back the old ones!

Those are not Kylo's hands? Who's hands are these hands?

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I AM THE TRILOGY

>dude that's so lazy how cliché how stupid
Don't care. It's motherfucking Sheev

>Disney is aware that Yea Forums exists
>Disney is aware that Yea Forums did not like TLJ
>Disney is aware of sheev-posting
>Disney puts sheev in a movie 30+ years after his canonical death
>no explanation
>LOL I'll go see it for Sheev! I sure do love the prequels and memes! Take my money!
Fucking idiots. It won't be good. They just want your money. If you pay for this, you're a retard.

>66
based and Sheevpilled

everyone.

Sheev is /ourguy/.

>Just because one thing's worse doesn't mean the other thing is better.

What in the fuck does this mean? Are you literally retarded or just trolling? You contradicted yourself so fucking hard. Dumb cunt.

H-how could disney know what pandering is, y-you're crazy user disney would never pander to people to make up for the last movie's poor reception

TAKE A LOOK AT THEEESE HANDS

based

there's hairy little midgets who do the carbonite freezing and shit like that, probably some little engineering race

this is the last Star Wars movie I will see in theaters unless the GoT guys churn out something actually good

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>I am a male feminist, Sheev.
I dont think rapist! Kylo is going to be canon, user

>66
Witnessed

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Kylo already raped Rey in TFA though

It will be done milord

lmao

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