OH NO NO NO NO NO

>its real
Hahahahaha

PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A JOKE OF A FRANCHISE

>that masterhand laugh

>they actually greenlit this title

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that's really gay sounding

I RECOGNIZE THING

It's force magic, I ain't got to explain shit.

THE RISE OF SHEEV

I told you guys months ago

fate of the galaxy was unironically 100% better

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aren't all skayuwokies dead?

ANY MONEY SNOKE IS SHEEV AND THAT WAS A SHELL BODY IN TFA AND TLJ HE USED TO CHEAT DEATH

BASED JJ SAVING STAR WARS

>end of the saga
oh nonononononooooooooo brosssssss we got too cocky

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>they're so fucked they have to bring Sheev back

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Alright, Star Wars. You got me back.

Get hyped.

It's fucking nothing. Who is hyped for characters nobody cares about or an ending to a saga that we already had 3 films ago. What is there even left to end?

This can't be real

>the rise of skywalker
>TROS
Added to the filters

>Return of the Jedi
>Revenge of the Sith
>Rise of Skywalker

Why does every trilogy end with an R word?

Rey will kill Sheev in his crib, screencap this!

Why do the ST titles feel so uninspired and bland compared to the OT and PT titles? Compare:
>The Empire Strikes Back
>The Phantom Menace
>Return of the Jedi/Revenge of the Sith
>Attack of the Clones
With shit like
>The Rise of Skywalker
>The Force Awakens

>stream ends
>get these recommendations

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THE SKYWALKER RISES

Attack of the Clones is still the worst

ALL LEAKS WERE FAKE

I REPEAT

ALL

LEAKS

WERE

FAKE

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Rey is going to be the first Skywalker. She will recieve the name Skywalker because she can fly. No idea how they will work it all out but reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Seriously, the titles of this trilogy all sound so goddamn generic.
You can swap them around with any of the three movies and nothing changes.

It’s like pottery, it thymes.

GL was going for old timey serial names, now we're into super serious Harry Potter shit. Feels like YA novel names.

This looks worse than I thought

oh shit

That trailer was pretty bland and what the fuck does this title mean when Luke is dead?

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Nobody really dies. Keep watching, goy ;)

>A New Hope
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi
>The Phantom Menace
>Attack of the Clones
>Revenge of the Sith
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi

...The Rise of Skywalker....wtf is that

Actually I think this might happen. We're meant to think it's Luke but she will discover she was not raised by her real parents.

Kylo gets Rey preggo

wtf I love Disney subversion tactics
>youtube.com/watch?v=9hLowmoU5nU

>Movie about reviving him sso he can recreate the Jedi academy

Embarrassing

Damage control: The title

>Reylo confirmed
WOW

It’s like pottery, it thymes.

but she's barren

>desert planet again

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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Ahahahahahaha oh noonononnoonono

I've never seen a studio backpedal so much.

>revealing Sheev in a trailer
>shitty subtitle
No thanks.

This Skywalker is Kylo Ren right? He's the last survivor of the family.

CGI Princess Leia becomes the emperor of the galaxy. Screencap this

nigger

Why does everyone think Sheev is back?

>Emperor is back
>Death star wreckage
>Skywalker in title

Disney are trying to hide behind the OT...

I knew it had rise in it. I thought it would be Rise of the Jedi. I didn't think Rise of the Skywalkers would be it though.

youtube.com/watch?v=VS21rkCKUNo

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Rey

the leaks that revealed BB8's partner said Rey travels back in time and turns into Shmi

I hated TFA and TLJ but I’m actually really excited for this.

That doesn't even sound like a star wars title

He's not a Skywalker, his mother was, he's a fucking Solo

She goes back in time and impregnates Shmi

Why is Kylo Ren rising up?

are you clinically retarded

>INCELS PLS COME BACK

Because it's fanfic

what? fuck that cuck shit, hes a Solo.

LITERALLY
RISE
UP
FROM
THE
GRAVE

Why do they all start with The? We only had two movies start with The and they did all three in this trilogy.

So what does this mean? Rey is a Skywalker? Luke is back? Kylo becomes good?

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He lives in a safe and secure society

>it’s fucking real

OH N

Is it going to be the ROTS of the ST?

So the last movie in the Skywalker trilogy is called The Rise of Skywalker.
And with Sheev being back, RotJ is totally meaningless now.
Unless there is time travel or clones.
Fuck me.

or force ghost..

last names don't matter. he's as much as a skywalker as he is a solo. 50/50

sounds like a 70s bootleg iranian star wars title

The Force is Jewsih. It comes from the mother's side of the family.

terrible fucking title, like holy shit

>The Rise of Skywalker
>not Rise of the Skywalker

a Star Wars with a terrible title?...nooo

It completely destroys whatever was left of RotJ, and they are doing it because they think it will please older fans.

no it doesn't you little shit

die normie

S H E E V
H
E
E
V

It sounds retarded so it must be true

Why is a spaceship skimming the surface of the planet instead of just shooting Rey from high altitude?

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at least 3 proposed or leaked titles were better.

Sith force ghosts? Yeah, JJ would fucking do it.

techincally, this one starts with "the"

>Legends is trash coz palpatine revives after ROTJ
>Disney does it
>WOW best movie ever

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Rise of the SNEEDwalker

she wouldn't be able to destroy it if it was too high for her

Almost like it's implying we'll see how anakin came to be
He was made from the force, but what in the new canon is responsible for it? It used to be sheev and plaguis, but who knows anymore
Just wait for the time travel

What the fuck was wrong with her legs?
She ran like she had ramrods hidden in her clothes

just turn your brain off bro

more pathetic damage control than i was even expecting

>last jedi didn't happen

lmao, Disney hates Brie Johnson

I remember once people on Twitter were talking about a rumor that EP9 would be more controversial than EP8.
It's probably true lol.

this is the first honestly shit title. TFA and TLJ were just lackiing in personality/creativity.

The Sith shouldn't be able to be Force ghosts in the first place.

> > LEAKS HERE < The heroes visit a droid factory in a snow planet.
>C-3P0's memories get upload into R2-D2, leading to wacky hijinks.
>C-3P0 is reprogrammed as a warrior droid, leading to wacky hijinks (That's why he has Chewie's bowcaster in the poster)
>At the factory, they meet the mini-droid DIO who becomes BB-8's sidekick.
>At the factory they also meet Keri Russell's character, bounty hunter Zorii, who helps them escape the planet.
>What happens with C-3P0 is somehow important to the plot of the movie and leads the heroes to the MacGuffin they need to retrieve.

> > LEAKS HERE <

this

What about the trailer implies last jedi didn't happen

>laughs at the end of the trailer
>just to hammer it home, he literally appears on stage alone after the trailer and tells them to play it again in the Sheec voice

Gee, I wonder...

It's not Sheev Palpatine; it's Sheeev Palpatine.

>DIO
Is that a JoJo reference?

so is yoda
your point?

flop confirmed

I was pretty meh during the trailer, up until his laugh... I hate falling for the cheap pops, but Sheev is by far one of the most fleshed-out characters in this series. He can only elevate these husks we've been following around in the films.

>RotJ is totally meaningless now
You really think that fall killed him, the strongest force user in the films (next to Rey)?

YO, MY BOI SHEEV IS BACK

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fanfic tier

No more subversion. They are giving the people what they want. I might actually pay for this shit if reviews come out decent.

>Rian Johnson: Let the past die, kill it if you have to
>JJ Abrams: Wait guys wait we were just kidding remember the Skywalkers? Remember Sheev?

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She goes back in time and turns out to be Anakin's mom

He's trying to run her over lmao

>Kill the past

REMABA SHEEV
REMEBA THE DEATH STAAAAAER
REMEBA STAAAAAR WAAAAAAAARS

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Who’s gives a fuck about the title it will make millions and there’s nothing you fags can do about it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!!!

yikes

I think it's because she was running on actual sand, but yes it looked distractingly awkward.

derp

>I knew it had rise in it
hohoho i knew Rey was going to be in this movie, can I have my prize now

nope.

>I just found out the new Star Wars movie is called Rise of Skywalker
>IS NOT
>*laughs*

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>At the factory, they meet the mini-droid DIO who becomes BB-8's sidekick.

wow they really did use Lucas' ideas this time.

so who is the skywalker?
rey?
kylo?
leia?
luke?
luuke?
luuuke?
anakin?

They played it safe with The Force Awakens. They made some bold choices with The Last Jedi. They went full retard with The Rise of Skywalker.

It's treason, then.

It you, fren. It all of us.

>They made some bold choices with The Last Jedi.

last jedi was complete shit. The fuck are you smoking?

I actually want this to be true, I need a good laugh.

courtship ritual

>damage control so hard that you have to use the fucking title of the movie to promise fans that the Skywalker legacy isn't dead

This train wreck just keeps on givin

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>C-3P0 is reprogrammed as a warrior droid
he can barely stand up and move his arms

I'm assuming it'll be about how Palpatine created Anakin.

star wars bad

>test

they didn't understand what they were doing at any point, or they would have recognized how vital worldbuilding and forward momentum are in fantasy.

yea but it could have made billions if it wasn't absolute dog shit. that means nothing to poor fags like you, but some rich kike is upset about this.

The Force Awakens doesn't sound bad. Neither did The Last Jedi.

>Rey eventually gets raped to death by tusken raiders
BASED

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>tfw they reveal luke had a secret child or kylo has a twin like in the extended universe

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>Mini droid named DIO

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>REMEMBER SHEEEEEEEEEEV

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What if Han was a Skywalker all along??

Remember in Basedlo his name (Solo) was given to him by imperial recruiter...

>REMEMBA DESERT PLANET
>REMEMBA TIE FIGHTER SOUNDS
>REMEMBA C3PO
>REMEMBA RETURN OF THE JEDI LUKE'S LIGHTSABER IGNITION SOUND EVEN THOUGH IT WAS EXCLUSIVE TO THAT LIGHTSABER AND NOT THE OTHER ONES

>the twin is Rey

It really is. one of the most poorly thought on fictional universes

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Sneed

Rey will go back in time and cause anakin's birth
She'll have been the OG skywalker
Hence, rise of skywalker

It's the friends we made along the way.

Kylo ren impregnates her and then so goes back in time changes her name to shmi and gives birth to anakin

>Star Destroyer in Republic colors

This pandering is insane. Or it's actually time travel.

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i want to blow my load on daisy's tear streaked cheeks

No one said that other than shills.

What I don't get is who is fighting? Like wasn't it explicitly stated that the entire universe is demilitarized and all of them, litearlly all of them, submitted to the First Order?

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That line was about Luke's mistakes tho

the entire resistance is on the millennium falcon so yeah not sure what's gonna happen

It refers to the Skywaker lineage in general.

Based

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>No more subversion
Why are you so sure? Chris Terrio is working on the movie.

LET THE PAST DIE. KILL IT IF YOU HAVE TO.

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im glad you finally realize this, it was always the inferior sci fi setting

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Because It's a imitation of star wars

>OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Here

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They travel to Death Star wreckage to use all the Kyber crystal it had stored to jump back in time.

star wars bad
incel good

LOL JK REMEMBER LANDO?
REMEMBER SHEEV?

REMEMBER THE DEATH STAR? HAVE ANY OF YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE MOTHER FUCKING DEATH STAR THAT WE DID THREE FUCKING TIMES?

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Powerful...

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This is fan film tier

I can't wait for this trilogy to be over

I never saw rogue one or basedlo, but if Han was a skywalker that would make no fuckin sense since the big secret of the first trilogy was that luke had a sibling, vader would know if he had 3 kids.

Based

How did they manage to make a bad Star Wars trailer?

She’s back, our princess...

Not gonna lie time travel seems like the only possible way to fix all of this shit.

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>Sand planet AGAIN
>Sheev
>Death Star
Can JJ think up of anything original? Is it impossible for him to do so?

star wars """fans""" are incels

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My theory is that dude is a fedora athiest.

rise of origin genesys beggining zero wars

How the fuck are they going to kill her off?
I still have no idea why they decided to kill off Luke of all characters instead of the fucking actress that died irl, the force projection thing should have just been a taste of his powers to come.

Are you guys misinterpreting the "Let the past die" line on purpose?

Nothing about this trailer feels related to the events of the previous two films. The title makes no sense. And the whole "end of the saga" tagline feels wholly unearned. What the fuck is happening with this movie? Why is Sheev back? Is Luke going to be back? Is Rey his daughter? I really don't understand what they're going for, it feels like they are completely starting from scratch again yet it is supposedly the end.

the whole new trilogy is

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

I don’t get why people are shitting on the title. It could mean a few different things.

ffs

holy fuck what were they thinking

Is this real?

WHITE PEOPLE WIN AGAIN

MAGA TRUMP 2020 MAGA

That lumbering retard doesn't write the rules

Learn to check youtube, google, literally anything, you fucking retard.

.

I cant wait for STAR WARS to be over. It was dead after revenge of the sith for years, then this fucking asshole had to sell the rights

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garbage

This is most retarded title ever.

THE JEDI KNIGHT RISES

As I see it, there are four possibilities, and all but one points to a substantial course correction/ retcon.

>Luke Skywalker "rises" and becomes a higher dimensional being. He then guides Rey to keep being the flawless amazing perfect jedi she is.
This one is the only options with no course correction. It seems pretty unlikely though.

>Luke Skywalker revives.
This one is unlikely as well, but may happen.

>Rey is a Skywalker and embraces her lineage. We find out that she and Kylo are siblings which mirrors the Leia/Luke sexual tension and kiss in the OT.
This is likely to happen. It's boring. It's safe. It plays to nostalgia. And it doesn't step on Kennedy's shoes.

>Kylo Ren turns away from the Dark Side and we find out that he was being possessed by Sheev. The title refers to Kylo turning from the dark side and "rising." Kylo is then revealed to be the hero of the ST.
This one is stupid as fuck and a massive course correction, making the central figure of the trilogy and man again. But considering that Kylo is the only marketable character in the ST it seems more likely than not.

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based

they probably didn't have Hamill under contract or he wanted too much.

lmao

It also make no sense because Anakin was like 13 when Han was born.

Formerly Chuv

Imagine the rage when Sheev because the most liked and anticipated character and he's literally the whitest, oldest man in the universe

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>tfw they ruin Sheev

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Based

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Knowing how JewJew wworks I can see that happening.

I SAW LANDO FLYING THE MILLENIUM FALCON AND I CLAPPED!

>most liked and anticipated character and he's literally the whitest, oldest man in the universe
Just like the God.

she is training brainlet

they really chose that name...holy shit what a fukin joke

there's also an obscure novel lore about some prodigies being called "skywalkers"so i kind of think it will be something retarded like that.

CANT KEEP WHITEY DOWN

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It's a training scene.

Wait. Is he really wearing that shirt? Isn't he the one that made Han shoot second?

RISE UP GAMERS! WE'VE FINALLY BEEN NOTICED!

Can't come from the male side, since Jedi can't have children so the trait would be selected out. Has to come from the female side.

NB4 Anakin. We'll find out Padme was also force sensitive.

Skywalkers Rise Up

I never saw Star Wars: The Last of the Jedi

Can someone recap it for me

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Because everything shown is now under the lens of
1) Everything to do with Rey will make her look better, and she will never face hardship
2) The plot will be recycled garbage
3) Any olive branch they offer will be shameless pandering
4) They hold everyone who watches it with even a slightly critical eye and/or with a genuine care of Star Wars under the utmost contempt

she needed a Tom cruise run for this, disappointing

Luke drinks walrus breast milk and dies.

It has to be time travel. I fucking knew that the time travel stuff in Rebels was just set up for them to use it as a way to retcon or mess with shit in the films. Best case scenario? They go back in time to stop Ben from going to the dark side so be and Luke destroy the First Order before Han and the Republic die to change things. Worst case scenario? They completely undo the first six films so they can give themselves license to fully reboot the franchise and remake them in their own image, finally raping and killing all of it from the ground up.

Rey is the mother of Shmi Skywalker

It's probably photoshopped

hes an asshole. an untalented, manlet asshole

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training to dodge spaceships? when would she need this sort of skill?

Fuck you leatherman.

So old....

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fuck this guy

Sheev is gonna be a Trump allegory screencap this

>SMACK MY BITCH UP starts playing

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"Making the Galaxy Great Again. Heh, heh, heh...."

its not even genetically inherited, it can randomly appear in anyone.

i really really want to watch this in a 480p video filmed with a handheldcam in russia.
it does not deserves better

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>final battle against sheev
>rey and kylo are about to die
>rose walks up and kicks sheev right in the crotch
>"right in the holocrons!"
>chewbacca covers his eyes and groans
>lando says "ouch!"
>cut to george lucas himself snorting cocaine and he says, "I don't care what planet you're from, that's gotta hurt!"

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...

have sex

The line was about Luke leaving his past mistakes to die and then reborning. It was never about "forgetting everything about Star Wars". This is just a meme created by stupid fans.
Star Wars works like a circle.

It'd be better if she was Shmi.

Jesus fucking Christ.....if that one faggot who predicted that Rey will turn out to be Anakin's mom is right I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

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Is that Sheev's starfighter?

Is this movie going to be shit? I think this movie is going to be shit.

maybe the guns are broken?

Me neither but I think I've seen every frame by now just by looking at webms and pics on Yea Forums. I also know most of the plot.

holy fuck unironically excited for the epic return of Sheev

would
watch

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Or maybe "Skywalkers" will be used to name the new force users.

that makes sense

What. But they're all dead

>has spent the last 30+ years forcing the population of the planet he has been stranded on to build a massive wall from the wreckage of the Death Star

KINO AND POTTERY

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>Let the past burn!
>Uhh, nothing ever dies!

Episode 9 might be ok, but the motifs of this trilogy are all over the fucking place

upvoted

The title is Skywalker though. Not plural. It's referring to a person.

It's even worse than what I expected

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>its training

yeah training isnt supposed to be the part where failure means instant death.

>bringing back sheev

Granted the EU did it, but I always felt like it ruined the finality of Jedi.
Sheev should only have returned in a movie set during his lifetime, not post-Jedi.

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Rey will inherit the Skywalker name when she marries Kylo. Screencap this

the only way any of it will work is if you ignore last jedi. still have no idea why they let rian do whatever the fuck he wanted with the middle part of a story

>might be ok
>nu-wars
>ok

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And they got you.

Eh, maybe

Because it's fucking dumb when all the skywalkers are virtually dead besides Kylo Ren who will obviously turn good.

she's mounting it you autists

>skywalker knight of the starkiller order
would sound cool so i guess that shit is not happening

See:

> [The Force] can randomly appear in anyone.

> randomly appears in the Skywalker twins

> out of a galaxy of trillions of sentients

> twice

> in a row

How does probability work again?

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No they aren't. One is something the villain says and the other is something the hero says.

This was really dumb and over the top. Why did she even run away from it instead of towards it? I have no problem with her taking out a fighter, but... why the retarded choreography?

Reminder that atheists are equally as retarded in their denial of Christ.

>Kylo Ren is his own great grandfather

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>The title is Skywalker though. Not plural. It's referring to a person.
It's Rey because Kylo is a Solo. Screencap this.

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tfw when it's going to be stupider than Dark Empire

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>muh skywalkers
>rey must be related to luke
>new things = bad
>muh nostalgia
>muh unoriginality
>muh original trilogy remake
Why is JJ such a hack, bros?
Also, reminder that Rian being bad doesn't make JJ good, and that both of them being bad doesn't make Lucas good either.

Ass.

"Rise of Skywalker", not "Rise of the Skywalker".

My first instinct was to say that that's stupid as fuck, but the more I think about it....yeah. That's just the sort of stupid shit Disney would do. They want to juice EVERYTHING from the IP they can while they destroy it.

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*saves your franchise*

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but it would be like if this guy personally saw jesus 20 years ago and now acts like hes fake. you werent alive 2000 years ago

>The Rise of Skywalker
>it's the last movie in the Skywalker saga

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you faggots deserved this, and Disney deserve you fags as fans.

Star wars is the gayest shit on this planet and just got even gayer.

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K I N O
I
N
O

He's a Solo.

Luke cucked Han, so Kylo has double force powers

I'm not betting on it, but maybe the Jews at Disney finally learn something. They're finally coming out with a single-player game too, Fallen Order.
I may have quoted Kylo Ren, but that thought process was layered within the whole movie.
That'd make sense, but it seems retroactive
Muh expectations

>still have no idea why they let rian do whatever the fuck he wanted with the middle part of a story
>let rian do whatever the fuck he wanted
>he wanted
You now realize that they didn't. Rian did what Kennedy wanted. Her ideas are terrible.

based ambivalent poster

This shit better be photoshoped

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this man single-handedly fucked up the series so much, that they had to throw in time travel to undo his mess.

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ok its not "strictly" genetically inherited. it works the same way magic does in harry potter.

>some rebels run away from some bad guys
>ray says hi to luke
>she teleports to snoke and he dies
>all the rebels die too on salt hoth
>luke dies
>also Monaco is evil F1 race somehow takes up 1/3rd of the movie

It was ahead of its time

I thought we had all settle on Ross? I mean, they're both giant faggots.

Its gonna be leia

Motherfucker

Well Leia will be alive for the start of the movie so she is the last Skywalker for a moment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WE NEED A SHEEV CLOWN WORLD

>Episode 9 might be ok

Doubt it.

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Screencap this:

The twist will be that Palpatine created Rey, just like how he created Anakin with the force. That whole shit about her parents was bullshit

That's not what literally everyone interviewed about it says. Rian had complete creative control.

TRoS. Anyone that says otherwise is wrong.

So ... leia? She's the only Skywalker left. Weird move to make when the actress is dead.

So they either find Sheev alive in the Death Star wreckage, or the find enough of him to clone? I can't believe they would use time travel. Not even JJ is that dumb.

Fpbp

that's an ugly tie interceptor

Skywalker and the Skywalker are both singular.

>new different things

>Remember Sheev!!!?
>Remember Death Star!!!?
>Remember A-wings!!!?

Yeah so new.

hes a sith ghost. I mean why not? yoda is still around as a ghost

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So the title pretty much confirms Rey is related to Luke somehow, right?

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yet another fucking movie revolving around a death star. Yay.

It's Palpatine. He wins at the end. How's that for subverting expectations?

What if... wait for it

What if... Sheev reincarnated in Rey.

Boom.

Rian tried bringing new concepts into Star Wars and we all know how that went

probably accurate

Not gonna lie lads, the first 10 seconds of her panting gave me a chubby. Too bad it cut to her disgusting 3DPD face though.

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the real skywalker is the friends we made along the way

They already made time travel cannon in nuwars in one of the disney tv shows. It's happening.

Sheev is autistic for death stars what did you expect?

ARE YOU BOYS READY FOR A NEW AGE OF SHEEV POSTING?

It only works for Skywalkers because Anakin is literally force Jesus. The same rules don’t apply to him.

No he fucking didn't. He took stuff from other movies and subverted it.

Reylo being thing WOULD have subverted my expectations. For the better actually.

Okay okay but where the fuck is BOSSK?

>The Rise of Skywalker
>But he’s fucking dead

It doesn't say "Luke" anywhere in the title. The family rises. It comes in the form of the next generation. We learn that Luke fathered dozens of high-minichloeian children all across the galaxy, two of which are Rey and Finn.

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And it all could have been avoided if those dipshits JJ and Kasdan had just written a rigid outline of the entire trilogy before filming TFA. They literally told Rian to do his own thing because there wasn't a plan, they let him do it. Can't even blame the dumb asshole anymore when they gave him free reign to write whatever he felt like, and what he felt like that day was chubby Asian waifu and shitting on the fans to be subversive.

Sith being able to become force ghost would break everything.

>how do you do, fellow 4channers

reminder that the clone wars ended with storm-troopers massacring all the Jedi knights with guns and their ancient religion didn't do squat for them then either.

but its canon in that clone wars cartoon that darth bane is still a ghost

Ok give me my sides back

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Meh, I'll watch it. I won't spend money on it. I'll watch a camrip like I did with Last Jedi. It'll probably suck but I guess I'll begrudgingly watch it.

>I may have quoted Kylo Ren, but that thought process was layered within the whole movie.
Not really.
>Kylo starts the movie still obsessed with Vader
>ends the movie killing his obsession with him, his connection with Snoke, everything
>Luke starts the movie trying to move away from his past life as a Jedi
>ends embracing his Jedi side again
>final shot shows a kid looking at the sky with the hope
>the jedi reborned, there's still hope
It's pottery.

no it wouldn't Revan is a force ghost in the games

I thought that being a force ghost was solely a Jedi technique? Or at least the full fledged appearance is.

Force ghost Revan was going to be in the Clone Wars til that got scrapped

Just wait for the 4k blu ray rip. Why waste your time with a camrip?

Time travel exists in Star Wars thanks to that retard Filoni. In the final season of Rebels, Ezra finds a time travel portal in the ruins of an ancient Jedi temple and accidentally goes back in time to save Ahsoka. While inside the time nexus, he even walks past and sees/hears characters from the sequel era through different portals, such as Rey and Kylo's first duel. It's for real and it's happening, they established it in that show to use in these movies 100%.

Kylo gonna turn good
Rey will fall in love with him
She is not the daughter of someone special
Kylo kills Emperor

That's marketing to make people think that Star Wars is still an artistic endeavor and not a corporate Frankenstein. Rian was a nobody director brought up to the big leagues, making a huge movie for a notoriously restrictive IP. Do you REALLY think they just let him run wild? Or do you think he had a thousand unofficial meetings with Kennedy to discuss ideas, where she she did that annoying "hands-off" boss shit where she heavily implies what she wants and makes "suggestions" that you can't ignore? The only way any of this mess makes sense is if TLJ was Kennedy's vision for the ST and for the future of the brand. Otherwise, the story group would have done nothing and contributed nothing, and Kennedy would have demonstrated gross incompetence to put an unknown at the helm. Kennedy's an absolute idiot when it comes to narrative, but she's a fucking shrewd businesswoman. I may not like her decisions, but I respect her. TLJ has her fingerprints all over it.

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haHAA

No

>"I already served one master, I'll never serve you. I'm a Jedi, like my uncle and grandfather before me."

so I can watch it at the time of release? camrips aren't that bad nowadays, especially for dogshit like this. when it's on blu ray i may watch it that way if i enjoy it but it's not as if seeing a clearer image is gonna make the movie better to me.

This, why couldn't we just get a movie between 3 and 4 showing Vader hunting down jedi across the galaxy at Palpatine's command instead of this garbage?
That time period is the only interesting one left.

kylo gonna turn into the movies universe revan and fuck rey 24/7

I've been here since 2016.

nope. pretty much anything the jedi can do so can the sith. dont think the jedi can use lightning though

>Forgetting Star Trek (2009)

well thats 3 years I suppose but still, god dam, you came here from reddit didn't you.

2007 for me

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what a fucking dumbass

Is Yea Forums really going to sit here and complain about more Sheev?

>We learn that Luke fathered dozens of high-minichloeian children all across the galaxy, two of which are Rey and Finn
Was he hiding from mothers and support payments on that tiny island then?

Nice bait

>The Last combat

Really? Fuck me.

How are they rising?

>Luke
Dead
>Anakin
Dead
>Leia
Old and dead irl
>Kylo
Alive I guess.

Unless they redeem Kylo and have him birth children, they'll be no more Skywalkers

>implying they aren't going to ruin him just like they did Han and Luke

wait, Luke is black?

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But I know Qui Gon is the one who discovered it. Unless the Sith knew it the whole time, idk.

Sure would be nice for Anakin to show up and tell Kylo to stop being a little bitch

why would it be bait? thousands of people migrated here in 2016 because reddit was censoring everyones political opinions.

It will be revealed that Kylo is actually the son of Luke and Leia, and thats why Luke tried to kill him. Screencap this.

kek

Because the primary audience for that movie is the core fans, and Disney believes that they've already reached peak saturation with them. They're looking for growth, and that means attracting demographics that are not traditionally fans. To do this they need to pull in women and little girls. So look forward to more lithe teenage brunettes with British accents that fight with bows and staves.