EPISODE IX: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
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sheev is back baby
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joker EU?
LMAO THAT BACKFLIP LOOOOOOOOOL
what the fuck were they thinking
A new age of Sheev posting is upon us lads. I feel blessed to be alive.
>sheev is bad guy
JJ literally is unable to have an original idea
Kill yourself, nerd.
>That first part with Rey
I cringed
How much of Carrie Fisher did they managed to film before her passing? Does she de facto die in this one because of that?
Dislike the trailer
>all the cock gargling in the comment section
the wall came quick
Will it be good, or will it be yet another disappointing Star Wars movie?
Death star wreckage....
Why don’t they just shoot her? I am assuming it is some sort of dream?
Billy Dee what are doin?
The title could've been better
Sheev being back might actually make me see this.
yikes
so this must be the death star from ROTJ, right?
theories? the macguffin is sheev-related? DNA of anakin?
It looks worse than Episode I
Dude I am an emotional wreck!
THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD! LETS GO!
Palpatine's laugh could mean anything, but bringing him back is an awful, awful idea. Even the title -- which could also mean just about anything -- reflects the kind of shitty insularity/self-obsession of these new movies. What a pointless revival this has been. Even more pointless than the prequels, somehow.
Sheev aside
Meh, bring back George!
Why?
He's only there because the fat numale killed Snoke because le plot twist.
Shockingly bad
This looks so incredibly awful. Haven't seen the last one and didn't finish the first Abrams one either, good fucking decision apparently.
Jesus Christ, is Sheev's laugh tacked on terrible
Looks like this will be the epic conclusion the fans deserve! Bravo JJ!
OMG ITS EVERYTHING
Looks pretty dope tbqhwyf
only if they don't fuck his character up. Which considering they have fucked up LITERALLY EVERY CHARACTER from the original movies makes it unlikely it won't be dog shit.
If it's actually sheev then everyone is fucked. This entire new universe is the biggest group of retards and assholes in cinema history. I'd watch just to watch Sheev bring the entire fucking nu-wars franchise crashing down.
Don't tell me what to do, you fucking fag.
So... Be honest with me.
When the laugh hit, was your first thought
>ITS PALPATINE
or
>Why is the joker in star wars?
why would you slowly look back from your shoulder at a ship speeding towards you over a long distance? Why not just look directly at it? it'll be like 30 seconds until it reaches you, that's a while. Was Rey vaccinated?
so they killed the EU and now they resurrect the emperor like in dark empire?
Is this the time where one should abandon this board?
Starshit trailers, game of thrones casuals and capeshit flicks all out in the following weeks.
Original ideas is hard
It's amazing, this trailer is absolute nothingness.
It's so generic, so unimaginative.
Even the title feels like something thought by a computer.
We know about this movie as much as we did an hour ago.
okay
The prequels had an interesting story to tell though
It might make me torrent it
>palpatine was behind it all
>again
jj said on todays thing they had lots of unused carrie footage from 7 and 8 they were able to use
>Please don't go down the cloning route
I expect clones, many clones...
>>Why is the joker in star wars?
This
I thought it was Snoke
Remember when people complained that TFA was too much like A New Hope, and when TLJ brought back Not!Hoth with Not!AT-ATs like in Empire Strikes Back people got worried that they're playing it too safe?
Well this one's set in dunes and forests and Lando piloting the Falcon, just like in Return of the Jedi.
Force ghost of the emperor is tied to that place. It's in the Thrawn trilogy...
clearly Rey has to go there to grow or something.
looks laughably bad
>remember skywalker?
>remember the emperor?
>remember STARWERRRSS?
my sides based disney
I'll be honest, seeing Lando did make me kind of happy. He and Sheev are like the last cards of pandering they have. Can't wait to use my free ticket to not give any money to this.
>oh look its palpy again
Great
What the fuck was I supposed to get out of that? No story bits and no grand spectacle shots, what is supposed to be exciting or interesting?
The fact that this is the third and final movie of this "trilogy" and I have no ideia of what's being resolved or why Palpatine is seemingly back is baffling.
It doesn't.
In fact, it looks like absolute nothing.
Seriously, the trailer is so fucking by-the-numbers, generic and market-tested shit that it hasn't provoked a single feeling in me.
These movies feel like they are written and directed by robots who have been fed the other 6 Star Wars movies instead of people.
Bathe. You will feel good once you're clean.
Talk to people in person. It's not as weird as you think to just randomly just start talking to someone (men or women).
Stop doing drugs if you do them.
Cut out the porn. You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.
based
>It's in the Thrawn trilogy...
JUST FUCKING MAKE LEGENDS CANON ALREADY AND UNRETCON THIS SHIT JESUS FUCK
>"IX will be able to redeem the tril-"
Aaaaand its gone
they literally re-used the "space debrie you recognize crashed on a planet" shot, but with part of the death star.
this daisy ridley bitch really cant act. close your mouth you fucking blub blub fish
>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people
Why do whites make this face?
what were the leaks and are they real?
I hope the dark side wins in this movie, for a heat death of the universe tier ending. That would be awesome.
Literally salvaging through the force awakens artwork with the death star. Plus dumb title.
Rey looks so qt.
IMAGINE Luuke Skywalker and Sheeeev Palpatine.
it's the "I hate niggers" face
I clapped when it said "the end of the saga" or some shit
finally it'll fucking end
we can torrent this train wreck, shitpost and sheevpost about it for a couple years but finally be free
Here I just made this for you
>sheev
>the time travel leaks are real
>that backflip
top cringe. this is gonna be a disaster
>the saga comes to an end
What Saga? Nothing has happened since day 1.
Post the comic where she gets fucked in the ass by Chewie and Ahsoka licks the Wookie cream out of her destroyed asshole
>RedditLetterMedia
You're the moron for even believing that, dirty cross-poster.
>?
no matter what it looked like this board would've said it looked bad. Yea Forums is contrarian faggots.
Yo, they dug up Carrie Fisher for this?
>I'll be honest, seeing Lando did make me kind of happy. He and Sheev are like the last cards of pandering they have.
they'll bring back boba fett too, they're getting desperate
expect the next trailer to tease it, the last shot will be a piece of mandalorian armor in the desert or something
>that fucking overbearing score trying to make this a religious experience
rehashing lando and the emperor makes it soulless.
>pan down to Rey’s womb
>the thousand generations live in you now
What did Luke mean by this?
Well that’s good. As long as they don’t use a creepy and disrespectful CG model like in Rouge One.
rise of skywalker = sheev is anakin's father and started this whole thing
can you imagine having such a low IQ you're impressed by trailers? like honestly how are these people even human?
OMG WORDS FLASHING UP OMG BASS OMG COOL ONE LINER OMG EXPLOSION
>trailers should stop telling us the exact plot of movies!
>this trailer didn't tell us anything!
Sheev is alive and lives inside the wreckage. He's gone super crazy since the battle.
Not even the music is new. And I don't mean as in "they used the same SW tune for the other trailers", they did that but I mean even the way it sounds, with it's ultra reverb and bombastic echoes and high pitch choir - not a shred of a originality.
everyone who likes SW save Ep. III should be killed
What do you come to this board to? There's no le deep discussion here and never has been. Even in Yea Forumss golden days this board was nothing but a dumpster for idiotic childish opinions
yea honestly
Coke
You are right but that doesn't change the fact that it looks really, really bad.
it looks like another sterilized, boring mystery box bullshit with fancy flips and lights and PEW PEW and nostalgia bait
pretty much everything I expected
Guess who's back
how did she rebuild Anakin's saber again?
I like the Lando shot and nothing else
he made a knock-off sheev for the new trilogy but rian killed him for the lulz
>remember when Rey was in the desert in her desert costume?
What the fuck is she doing back there?
lmao the only way salvage what rian did is to bring back familiar things with sheev and 2nd death star.
NPC tier
Based Sheev about to save the trilogy
She doesn't have this body, she's very flat on every side.
That was pure garbage
Hahahahahaha this whole thing reeks of fan fiction.
>no one truly dies
EVERYONE IS HERE
All your favorite sith and Jedi battle in an epic battle for the fate of the galaxy! Maul, Sheev, Luke, Kenobi, Dooku, and everyone else (except Anakin) battle in a Theatre near you!
>Thrawn Trilogy was bad!
>Except when I do it!
>EU comics are bad!
>Except when I do it
lmao fuck Disney
I hope you you're all ready for time travel.
will they reprise the iconic scene of sheevs office?
Okay, I now instantly want to see this. The teasers for last jedi had an oppose reaction to me. Damn your marketing executive director brains, JJ.
I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS!!
Thank God its over
Rest in peace star wars 1977-1983
>second death star was bigger than the lunar moon
>it's somehow only the size of a mid-sized mountain
It's time for Star Wars to end.
So they are just going to rape the corpse until nothing is left I see.
>actually bring back Sheev
How embarrassing that they have got to drag him up because the sequel villains are so bereft of charm or menace.
>JJ can't remake ROTJ without an Emperor
Sad
Collecting that fat paycheck you poorfag
>bringing back sheev
literally no original ideas
>starshit is back
>avengers comes out in 2 weeks
Yea Forums is guaranteed to be absolute AIDS for the next month. fug
>post yfw ghost palpatine builds death star 3
It really isn't any stupider than pinball Yoda from the prequels.
Dont be silly, it's going to be a stupid convoluted mess because they have to retcon the last jedi and have this story in one film.
What can he really do? Rian messed up Snoke badly, so they don't really have anything else now besides retreating to Sheev.
>kill off the "evil old white guy" in the second film
>bring another "evil old white guy" in the third film
fuck, snoke was a terrible palpatine ripoff and now they are bringing the real one? what kind of direction is that?
Is Mace Windu coming back? You know Jackson would be up for it.
Do you think Disney fixed those dislikes or is it only 1.4k?
there be a scene just like this, but with qui-gon, mace, and all the other jedi masters
There was a saga?
>The Rise of Skywalker
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This whole movie is going to feel like a fixing of last Jedi mistakes and not an actual conclusion. I for one am glad this four year failed experiment is over and I can Rest In Peace again.
>rey hugging leia and crying omg so poignant
what the fuck lmao they've literally spoken to each other one fucking time this is such pandering dogshit
THIS!!!
They already confirmed that in the new Disney comics
It's going to be shallow fan service that's fun.
What the fuck can this movie even be about, besides the obvious time travel?
It's worse than I thought.
No hyperbole, no flagrant negging, that was unappealing 2 minutes of video I have ever watched
Holy shit, the backgrounds look like absolute shit...based Sheev thou
Don't forget that the Game of Thrones cancer is about to start.
Wait so Sheev is the bad guy again? I legitimately have no idea who the antagonist in this series is.
>literally met three days ago
>suddenly we're BFFs
>>Luke who?
>>Han who?
>end of the skywalker trilogy
>call it rise of skywalker
what the fuck is with these cunts
oh great, it's nothing
>Saga comes to end
Imp fucking lying. Disney gonna milk this shit for the next 20 year
Darth Maul falls down .... survives
Luke Skywalker falls down .... survives
Sheev Palpatine falls down ...
It was so obvious. Han is probably alive and well too.
not to mention they already did that in the first movie
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS CHARACTER? I GUARANTEE THEY WILL NOT MENTION HIM AT ALL
this actually looks like a joke
the title, SHEEV, fucking backflips and shit
Idc what you guys think, this trailer made makes me excited to see it.
>You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.
Well now you're just being silly.
advertising it as " the end of a SAGA"
we don'y even know whats going on in this three movie thing thats supposed to be a trilogy, it's incoherent
bringing sheev back was a dirty move.... now im going to watch this piece of shit god dammit
>three movies in
>still have no idea who the fuck he is
And to think my skeptical, 2015 mind was intrigued by Snoke when he speaks in the TFA trailer.
4, actually
Wasted potential thanks to Rian Johnson
>Nobody is ever gone
>Yes, yes. That's right, come back for nostalgia for whatever character you liked.
Havaaaa nagila havaaa
She is she crying for Leia? She only met her for a few minutes..lmao
I've been saying this since day one. Kylo didn't kill the students, he recruited them as The Knights of Ren. He didn't kill han, he just "killed him" to further his transition to the dark side but had medical staff ready to save him after the fall. So far the only people hes killed were Lor San Tekka (which we don't even see other than the swing), Snoke and some red dudes.
fucking just call it RISE OF SHEEV
Pretty clear that the ol palpatine will only be some flashback
When was this released. It has less the 500k views.
>still liking SW
>the jedi council but they're all ghosts in ghost chairs
That's the worst trailer I've ever seen
>A fucking backflip
>Wait so Sheev is the bad guy again? I legitimately have no idea who the antagonist in this series is.
Sheev might be a force ghost that helps Kylo.
Don't be a faggot, just torrent it.
paused the trailer at the backflip and let out a deep sigh
resumed video and every single second felt like every good memory i have of star wars being trampled and shat upon
>That name
>Sheev
>No Rose anywhere
Seems like they are pandering to the incel crowd. Which is a shame.
>now im going to watch this piece of shit god dammit
>mfw biggest plot twist in cinema is comming because we all forgot about this nigga
this will be "No. I am your father!" all over again!
Not just any Death Star
Force Ghost Death Star
those fucking scumbags, i was done with disneywars and had no plans on seeing this and then they put in the only thing thatd make me change my mind sheev
Literally just a few minutes ago.
.001 Disneybux has been added to your account
Don't. they're just going to ruin him.
>give us money because carrie fisher died
shameless fucking kikes
SHEEV IS BACK BABY
Disney did literally one thing to earn my ticket money back
So .... Kylo is the antagonist?
Also time travel is fucking confirmed, what the fuck were they thinking
Its a teaser...
Does anyone actually care about Rey? Shes the most plain jane character ive ever seen. Kylo has been the best one the trilogy and hes just a edgy darth vader ripoff. Fucks sake the state of Star Wars
I'm not saying it will be good, but JJ knows how to pull strings. This looks and feels like a Star Wars movie unlike the previous abortion by Rian.
Imagine wasting your drawing talents on this
Secondary character.
He never had potential.
good music, as with all their other trailers
also palpatine is fucking back i'm kinda stoked
how the fuck are they going to bring the emperor back though, you cant have him back and losing in the same film, that makes him look like a complete fucking retard
unless they go full kino and actually have him winning as the ultimate end of star wars
wouldnt the death star be way bigger than that? that looks normal star destroyer tier
I mean is there any debate that this narrative is an incoherent mess? There was no plan. Why didn’t JJ direct all 3? Why didn’t they plan all this? I’m convinced Disney only gives a fuck about ip ownership and merchandising. To drop billions to own Star Wars and then shit out a bunch of sequels with no plan is the height of negligence.
>Mock and shit on the old EU because of clone Sheev
>Disney then do the exact same thing
So how is Sheev back?
Is she the Skywalker?
Who are her parents then?
Leia?
sheev is gonna possess kylo you heard it here folks
Rose is in the movie.
Jesus Christ it's a complete dump on Johnson LMAO!
So they’re basically retconning all of TLJ right?
>If thats the second death star, than that must be Endor.
>Literally no Tree to be seen
"There must be a dark force near here, that's why its so barren"
Are they trying to make new movies or remake the old ones?
Holy shit it's actually Sheev..
Based
>forced to bring back sheev to create a kylo redemption arc
they really have zero original ideas
>kylo's dark theme is closing up at the end
bendemption litarally confirmed
you can watch it, theres nothing wrong with that, just don't fucking pay to see it in theaters like a cuck.
Disney can't tell their own story so they are bringing back based Sheev.
ROTJ2 ATAGH
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
It was a reincarnation of Sheev the whole time, not Anakin!
done
>when ghost sheev reveals that the 50 year old ruin of the second deathstar is still fully operational
Lmao Kylo is such a joke that they are bringing back Sheev.
>No Rose anywhere
Um, excuse me sweetie
thats just the radar dish bit of it, looks like most of it is underwater or destroyed completely
also, the lunar moon? thats not the correct term for the earth's moon.
It's a "Rian Johnson fuck everything up how are we going to recover? just use the old not fucked up characters and try to rollback that horrible movie" direction.
How the fuck did Rian get away with that screenplay in the first place? It's not like he was the God Emperor of SW like George back in the day. Anybody could've told him that his ideas were dogshit.
youtube.com
they are doubling down on the kylo redemption arc that started with rian, sheev is the perfect anatgonist
>The first star wars movie I'm not excited to see.
Hard pass Disney. You fucked it up beyond repair.
Gotta love how they've virtually rendered everything the rebels sacrificed in the OT null and void at this point.
Fuck Disney.
So does this confirm any previous leaks?
No it won't, this shit already happened in the EU.
who cares anymore
Did you watch TFA?
>kylo chases Rey for an hour
>suddenly sheev
>CAN'T YOU SEE KYLO? HE BETRAYED VADER! HE USED HIM AS A PAWN! THE DARK SIDE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
>Kylo and Rey defeat the evil empire in 20 mins
that's a classic mary sue trope though
star wars is such a terrible franchise
I hope it stays dead this time
It's a teaser, its supposed to set the tone of the movie
>what do people still like? sheev? yeah we'll see about that
kek based disney, you incels get NOTHING
and one of the good characters stands in the middle of a desert breathing heavily. then a tie fighter attacks. JJ has become so unoriginal he's starting to reshoot his OWN movies at this point.
only way to save the franchise desu
So whats good about the trailer? Everything besides the laugh at the end was cringe.
SHEEVKINO YES MMHMM I WILL TAKE ONE THANK YOU RAT SLAVES
Porn makes the most money.
he sucked to begin with. stupid CGI Palpatine rip-off with non of the charm
S_EE_
Why does she ignite the lighsaber BEFORE running? They never did that dumb shit before except in nuWars.
>virtually no interest in seeing IX after TLJ
>unironically zero interest in seeing IX now
How does Disney manage to do it?
Good thing I'll always have my shitty headcanon
But it has no tone.
Somebody at Disney unironically thought that backflip looked cool. Let that sink in.
All of these posters.
Most of them aren't shills, but cucks who are going to watch this shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
>240k people saw the trailer live on the official channel.
>This already has 400k
When you suddenly realise the bots just count as one view in a live stream.
>unlike the previous prequel abortions
ftfy
>take cute petite character (in the first movie she was)
>turn it into a braphog with huge bewbs
Thsi is why I hate 99% of fanart.
>You are Right
Because the Story Group suggested things
I mean, they could. Like didn’t de facto die on screen, Kylo could be lying about rey’s parents, sheev could possibly have artificial legs or something (it’s canon now darth maul didn’t die). They could dig themselves out. Doesn’t change the fact this entire trilogy is a clusterfuck and they wrote themselves into a corner
>final battle against sheev
>rey and kylo are about to die
>rose walks up and kicks sheev right in the crotch
>"right in the holocrons!"
>chewbacca covers his eyes and groans
>lando says "ouch!"
>cut to george lucas himself snorting cocaine and he says, "I don't care what planet you're from, that's gotta hurt!"
Nailed the Return of the Jedi palette is one of the scenes.
>I wasn't gonna see but they put sheev in I'm gonna go see it now!!!
Please tell me this is just another form of shilling.
>absolutely said i would not see this one after TLJ
>now have to fucking see it
my sides, sheev size my popcorn you fucking disney cunts
The Millennium Falcon is back to the round dish.
>"Every generation has it's legend"
Yeah an Nu-Wars isn't it, fuck off with this plastic shit
>all these shots that are callbacks to TFA's trailer
>we brought back a crashed death star
>we brought back lando
>we brought back sheev
Fucking hell can they stop relying on the past so much? Whatever happened to "Let the past die, kill it if you have to"? There's nothing in this teaser that is remotely interesting besides "remember that thing from before". Star Wars movies are like watching bad reruns now. Also speaking of letting the past die, let Carrie Fisher die in peace already you fucks.
Michael Arndt's draft feature Kira (later renamed "Rey") and Sam (later renamed "Finn") teaming up with Luke to retrieve a scroll belonging to Palpatine from the sunken remains of the Death Star, which leads to an ancient Sith temple foretold to hold an ancient and dark power.
I'm pretty sure they dusted that off for EPISODE IX, so Palpatine used whatever this dark power is to return to life and is the sinister thread coming from "The Beyond" that forces the Resistance and the First Order to join forces and leads to Kylo's redemption and his embracing his Skywalker heritage (hence "the rise of Skywalker").
Screencap this.
>EP 8: Kill the past
>EP 9: Lol just kidding, no one's ever really gone. Anyway here's Lando and Sheev
End this fucking franchise already
Calling it now. Palpatine cloned Rey using Lukes severed hand.
Sheev's ressurection.
I watched the trailer when it had only 100k
Everybody, including you and I, are watching this trailer now.
>2014 jj abrams and nu-war fans shit on the Shakespearean prequel kinos, say they are making an original superior trilogy
>use a prequel villian in solo
>use sheev in final movie
>use OT characters to sell boomertickets
WHAT ARE THE LEAKS
>huf huf huf
huf huf huf
Thanks dc you saved us from disni mousery :D
BEST ENDING EVER
Is the new Battlefront 2 story canon? They had Sheev in that, but he was like a hologram inside some droid's daft punk looking helmet.
I felt nothing.
It's not a surprise. Hardly anyone taking Kylo seriously as a villain.
why is the title so shit? the rise of skywalker?
what a joke
Yeah exactly what I thought, these people are unbelievable
>that title
>every generation has a legend
>Han S.... Lando
>Skyjoker
>bland and generic landscapes
What the literal fuck is this shit, seriously? Anyone who pays to see this shit is a retard
Endor was a moon
bahaha wheres the negro and the gook?
>Rise of the Shadow of the Skywalker
Finn is still a joke character.
Rey still is an overpowered force user that just makes the world seem meh
Rose Tico is still gonna have a romance with Finn
The story from the last two films dosent even matter anymore.
>still caring about boomerwars in 2019
LMAAAAOOOO
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
CALLED IT
He isn't. Luke is talking to him during the teaser.
yeah, the prequels are terrible. what is your point?
Mary Sue will split the Tie Fighter in half. So stronk
Now imagine Disney was competent.
Imagine they didn't kill off al the OG characters and made them return here and have their journeys end here.
They fucked up not making this centered around them.
At first I felt nothing (except maybe snorting at implying that Rey is some kind of legend), then Sheev started laughing and I felt angry. This shitty trilogy doesn't deserve him.
the thing is, drawn Rey is actually hotter than real Rey, this almost never happens.
lmao
Imagine doing a trilogy without knowing how it’s going to end. Imagine killing off your big bad in the second movie and having to retread on a villain from 40 years ago in a desperate hope to conclude the story. This is really embarrassing.
Why did they let rian touch it...It would have probably been a decent trilogy without the TLJ. Sad I'm actually pretty excited for this.
My old theory was Rian was brought in because everyone guessed the twist that Rey was a Skywalker.
I'll wait til we all stream a camrip together during Christmas time.
He's not actually dead, is he?
>Caring so much about nuwars that you order people to dislike it
Why are there NPCs on Yea Forums? Go back to rebbit you fucking worthless dipshit
I still have no idea what the first order is supposed to be. what about the resistance then? fuck if I know. does the republic still exist? we'll never find out
That's not true user. Don't be so creatively bankrupt
I'd approve this ending. Seems better than anything Disney gave us.
bc there will be no more jedi's or sith's...just "skywalkers"
There now literally isn't a single original SW character who didn't get his face dragged through the nu-Wars mud except Jar Jar, he's sacred
Or perhaps she is wondering why he wouldn't shoot him before trampling her with a TIE fighter?
This. Rian Johnson left like zero jumping off points for the third movie, so now they have to asspull a resolution.
Genuinely got buttmad at that line, they haven't earned that shit in the slightest.
That "jumping over le tie-fighter" makes me feel like I'm being treated to a videogame demo...
The livestream had 240k people max during the segment they showed the trailer.
That's nothing - somehow the video that's easily bottable ramps up fast.
Fake interest, ded franchise.
this. the entire trailer feels like hard-as-fuck backpedalling. 100% not going to see this one in the theater
kek
>No Luke
100% dropped, they literally won't give a single moment to that poor bastard
Fuck tehm
What if Rey is sheevs daughter?
and they reused the Darth vader I am your father line.
Force Ghost Luke vs Force Ghost Sheev?
>Star Wars = DESERT PLANETS!!1
Bravo Abrams.
STAR WARS 9: THE SKYWALKER IS DOING RISING
>literally bringing back everyone from the OT just to kill most of them
what a fucking mess this trilogy is
SHEEV IS ANAKINS FATHER
>Darth Vader fights the emperor (father)
>Luke fights Darth Vader (father)
>kylo fights Luke (uncle)
POTTERY
Typically I'd say likewise, but I've that little interest that not even watching it with Yea Forums holds any appeal
have sex
>OMG duh emmperor Totes gonna see dis noaw!!
Me too. Especially at the moment when she jumps in slow motion
not trying to sound edgy but I literally rolled my eyes once that line filled the screen. jesus fucking christ
Force Unleashed 2.5 Rey Edition
the fucking john williams score at the start
>uuuh do I do the original star wars death star fanfare?
>no, I'm gonna do the little tune that plays when Biggs dies on the death star run and then end it with....
>fuck it.
>Rise of the Skywalker
What? What the fuck, who are they talking about? It can't be Kylo, his given name is Solo. Revealing Rey as Skywalker would be the gayest fucking thing ever, Luke peaced out in the last movie, Leia is Organa.
>Episode 9: The Rise of the Shadow of the Awoken Last Jedis Revenge against the Menace of the Sith™
What the FUCK is wrong with these people??
It's really obvious why did they bring sheev back, they'll drag in the sheev is anakin's ""father"" stuff
And rey is just another creation of Sheev
to be fair, TFA was a shitty jumping point for Rian
disney fucked it all up by not planning ahead
I'm struggling to think of a franchise that has gone the drain harder than this one
Sheev is the only thing worth watching this movie for
>Whatever happened to "Let the past die, kill it if you have to"?
Rian Johnson
>Nobody's every really gone... Except me of course.
have sex incel
this many times
skywalker is a title it means 'she who walks the sky'
So we'll get a lenghty sex scene with Sheev force-impaling Rey (Shmi)?
imagine if they actually did this
Starship Troopers
Robocop
The backgrounds always looked shit. People complained about it back when it was released.
Never go full CGI, kids.
>literally the blandest braindead lines with 0 threat or weight to them
>he's cool though because he mumbles on the mic and is a big hologram that doesn't make sense
Now I'm going to just to piss you off
You were going to see it regardless.
Don't kid yourself, you tasteless drone.
I really don't see what's so funny about this trailer. I know this board is biased but you guys are reaching. It was a pretty good bookened trailer imo. Corny title though.
Rey will found a new order called The Skywalker that will be Grey Jedi of the EU
Even if Palpatine is dead, and tethered to the death star ruins as a Sith ghost he's still got to be terrifyingly powerful.
Both of those were never as big as SW. The guy is right, there is no franchise that has been fucked with harder. What a load of shit
>Seems like they are pandering to the incel crowd. Which is a shame.
They were never big enough to award a fall that damaging.
We're talking about what, 15 movies?
take a shower and have sex
From the first movie I thought they were just the remnants of the empire and empire minded individuals waging their own ear against the republic. But from the second, they had suddenly became a huge menace against the whole new Republic. They made very little sense thanks to poor world building.
I thought it was Luke laughing.
So the desert outside of Los Angeles will be the main background for the new movie? Lame.
Did this trailer make anyone else want a Star Wars movie based on Lawrence of Arabia?
Me on the left.
rey is so fucking cute bros i cant handle it
So who is the fucking Skywalker?
Time for Disney to destroy another white male.
>THE BAD GUY in Ep 8: Let the past die, kill it if you have to.
>ALSO Ep 8: No one's ever really gone.
user.pls
thats like saying "im gonna shove a tire iron up my ass! that'll show you! hahahahahha"
that death star wreck is fucking impossible if something that massive hit a planet it would make a huge fucking crater and disintegrate
They aren't doing the series with my creativity. They want a safe bet for the final part of the trilogy, so they need to go back to pure nostalgia now when Rian's take didn't react well with the fans.
They do want the toy sales to go up as well, not only the BO dosh.
>that stupid pose for no reason
>looks back like a retard
What is it with these people that they shit all over Star Wars just for the sake of it? Definitely a miss for me
It's going to have MYSTERIES, so the idiot masses will love it.
Just kill yourself
>it's a Brazilian brainlet quotes a line from the villain as though it's the central theme of the movie episode
To thine own self be true, user.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MY HOLOCRONS SAVE ME VADER
You mean "A moon sized planetoid must've crashed in chunks and on fire down destroying this forest utterly and irradiating it."
Fucking awful. What were they thinking? When I first see it I thought it was a joke and don't an actual droid of the movie.
and thats gonna be the best part, when everyone realizes that the "racist man children" were right, and Disney throws you faggots under the bus to get that crowd back because shekels are the only thing they value.
Shmi.
Sip, now this was a teaser
>a big chunk of the death star crashed on the moon of endor while luke and his friends were celebrating
>nobody noticed
Is it me or did they copy TFA teaser trailer shot for shot? Anyone did the comparison?
Rey