Oh no no no nooo

HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA

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OOF

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the way the bad guy flew was unironically kino

lmao looks like a marvel movie

This is literally Civil War tier but DC shills excuse this

Better than any of the mcu shit.

Holy shit, is the whole movie like this?

AAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>This utter denial

Looks like a comfy 90s show.

Better watch Disney® movies.

the absolute state

Avatar is 10 years old and still has better CGI than today. And it's because Hollywood knows they can save money with shitty CGI and stupid audiences will still buy tickets to look at it.

>low budget kids’ movie has hokey effects
no way......impossible.......

I found the whole "learning to fly" thing annoying, considering how quickly he took to his other powers.

lol

it's all garbage and you know it bruh

What the fuck did you expect?

damn, I guess I will just go an watch the other capeshit movie now !

>capeshit looks like shit
what else is new

>Capeshitters actually pay to watch this garbage

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That was the emperor. fuck

>diarrhea is better than uber solid stool

malls still exist?

that muscle suit looks terrible
why couldn't the actor just bulk up instead?

I think it's meant to appeal to little kids

because that would require steroids.

Yes, the disparity of someone not well-versed in using powers compared to someone skilled is what makes this good.

Compare the budgets.

No wonder this piece of shit is bombing hard

I my only gripe is billy didn't use his lightening as much as he should have. All he did was the down B "shazam!"

more heart and sould than captain marvel

Literally nothing wrong with this and I haven't even seen the movie

I'm gonna watch it this weekend.
And on DVD every Christmas as a double feature with Jingle All The Way

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based

Soul

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*crunch*
*CRUNCH*
*crunch*
You hear that?
It’s the sound of thousands of crying DCucks eating their Aquaman blurays.

Soulless

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compare the actors
RDJ alone gets paid more than Levy and that bald guy together

I don't see anything wrong with this.

lmao

What does the N stand for?

>2019
>Same 1980's special effects.

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he's bulking up and getting bigger
next one will be better

N_____

Shazam was working with less than 100 million budget. What was Civil War's excuse?

Brainlet here, what is this

That muscle suit looks so ridiculous and poorly made. Some hallooween costume tier shit.

Were crocodile men actually in the comics?

yeah, they are usually the henchmen of Mr. Mind

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lolol so unexpected, epig XDDDD lmao
It’s not like all humour in movies is like this or anything

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>it's fine when Buttman does it

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There isn't, mousefags JUSTing over their movies having no heart