Official Episode IX Panel Thread

I’m phoneposting on this.

And I decided to try the free trial of YouTube Premium just so I can go back and forth from here to YouTube uninterrupted.

you mean when will John Williams die?

2 minutes, get your baseddrink ready.

It is gonna be great. I am so happy to be sharing this shit posting with you.

Remember dislike the trailer

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Have sex.

Have sex

>Ewok music
kino

Don't ask people to brigade for you. It is not classy.

incel

ITS STARTING

>Chat disabled
yikes

Dislike the fuck out of this video, and then get comfy.

Not your personal army.

>still hasn't started

KENNEDY FIRING CONFIRMED. NU-WARS IS FINISHED

Eventually...

kys faggot

cope

LATE

Its gonna be full of ethnics i guarantee it

muh errors

>throne room music
is this for when Kathleen Kennedy comes out and declares herself Empress of Disney?

When will star wars have cute boys?

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>3 minutes in

Are you talking about the prequels? Which was three damn movies about Anakin Skywalker meeting his wife, having children, and become a villain featured in three other movies?

Yeah, essentially, not about the Skywalkers at all, honestly.

BASED
WE RISIN UP

musque

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is there some based retream where nerds like me talk over things?

I'm not really tired of it, but Williams has obviously been phoning it in for the sequels. Even the prequels had bangers like the Droid Invasion, Duel of the Fates and Battle of the Heroes, but the sequels have fuck all in the way of memorable tracks.

3 MINUTES LATE

Let's bet how many minorites will show up in the trailer. I'm guessing 6. And will the black fro lady make an appearance?

stream is a failure, star wars is finished

Star Wars is cancelled.

He only seemed to care about Kylo's theme, but otherwise he has been phoning in

samefag

>based
>nerds talk over things

>5 minutes late

Star Wars is finished

hmm i wonder why chat is disabled

Yeah. The only memorable track that I really do love (and becomes a musical theme in TFA) is Rey's theme, I think it is officially called. Not sure. It's that little, simple, "do-DO-do-doooo".

Last year the stream started like half an hour late, of course they did not begin with the Episode VII panel

WTF SITH COSPLAYERS EXECUTING RIAN LIVE ONSTAGE

ITS STARRING

NOW

upvoting it for spite now niggerlips

>two scoops

2 SCOOPS

ORANGE MAN GLUMPH

HATE TRUMP

>Steven Colbert as the host

ITS DEAD

Yikes

YIKES

big oof

>colbert
no thanks

>someone crying in the audience already

>Colbert
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DRUPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FUCK YEAH I LOVE ORANGE MAN BAD MAN

>stephen colbert

o nononono

>Stephen Colbert

WHHHHHY.

GONALLLLLLLLLLD GROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

COLBERT!!! INCELS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

TWO SGOOOOOOPPPSS!?!!?!!??!!

Fucking kill me.

>STEPHEN COLBERT

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LMFAO COLBERT

ORANGE MAN BAD

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What year is it again?

STEPHEN COLBERT OH MY GOD

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>the drumbphsdjkh guy

If he mentions trump I'm actually done

>Steven Colbert

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STEPHEN FUCKING COLBERT

ARE WE WOKE YET

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Colbert, dropped.

What the shit? Colbert is on CBS. What kind of brand integration is this? Disney should get the ABC host.

MISPRONOUNCING DAGOBAH RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Da ga ba

IN THIS EPISODE, GRONNNALLD GRUMMMP

>DAG-oh-bah
>not dag-OH-bah
fuck right off

No really why the fuck are you there

>Colbert
>Some fat chick already crying

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middle finger to the incel right off the bat, le kek

I hate this

I'm calling it now: the title will simply be "Star Wars"

No subtitle. Minimalist title meant to evoke curiosity and hark back to the first film, before it was called "A New Hope".

TWO SCOOPS BRIMPF

JFC, thank you blessed Rian for destroying this shit franchise

FORCE PROJECTING GOTTA CLAP FOR THAT

fat people

I'm going to dislike-bomb the trailer into oblivion, based user!

Anyone else's stream lagging like crazy?

>this whole monologue
youtube.com/watch?v=_IssCaRboIM&t=0m5s

Colbert is an OG, he pronounced in the way Kenobi did in ESB.

how long until sheev=drumpf

Jesus Christ this is already fucking awful and they haven't even shown the trailer

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this is exactly the Colbert butchering Star Wars jokes that I came here for

Stream keep shitting for anyone else? Playback issues?

Fpbp

>who honestly cares
>makes 100000 Star Wars threads every day

Yeah, who?

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>Millions of Star Wars nerds in Hollywood
>Get the LOTR nerd to host the show

dude references haha

HOLY FUCK THE CRINGE

stop colbert

Going to make us wait an hour and do the trailer at the end episode

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USA IS THE EMPIRE AND TRUMP IS PALPATINE

WOOKIESLIVESMATTER

holy cringe, TLJ references make me want to vomit

Holy fuck the stream is crashing non stop, 120k viewers lolol

DAHHHNOOLD!!!

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MEMBER STAR WARS?!?!?!

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>Resistance fagmaster Steven Colbert
>chat disabled
Oh this is going to be great

>more diverse than ever

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DIVERSE

My bet is something like "Legacy of the Skywalkers" or "Will of the Skywalkers"

Yes, I wonder (((why))) too.

>more expansive and diverse than ever
what did he mean by this?

why's he such an insufferable cunt?

Episode IX: Impeach Drumpf

DIVERSITY GOYIM!!!!!

IMPEACH SNOKE

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Post a video of Colbert saying saying the word DRUMPF or freaking out over 2 SCOOPS and I will Paypal you $1,000

Post a video of Colbert saying saying the word DRUMPF or freaking out over 2 SCOOPS and I will Paypal you $1,000

Post a video of Colbert saying saying the word DRUMPF or freaking out over 2 SCOOPS and I will Paypal you $1,000

Post a video of Colbert saying saying the word DRUMPF or freaking out over 2 SCOOPS and I will Paypal you $1,000

THE STREAM IS CRASHING WITH NO ...

Do you want me to spoil it? Finn is Luke's kid that he didn't know he had. Rey is a clone made out of Luke's severed hand. Kylo is a Skywalker by his mother's side. All 3 main characters are Skywalkers.

JJ a Genius...LOL

130k

why is the volume so low? is it just me?

>creative genius

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>Creative genius

kek

christ he's bombing

Can't wait to hate every second of the trailer
>inb4 incel
I'm excited for Tv shows and comics/novels but episode IX can choke

No, it's not just you.

feed me goy

>JJ
>Creative genius

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MODS STICKY

retard autist

>JJ
>Creative genius

>tune in randomly
>drumpf
Well this is bad

turn on loudness equalization

Colbert kinda sucks. Why not just use /ourmidget/

As a Trump supporter who liked TLJ, having Colbert host this bullshit just made me shit this off. I didn’t think they’d do something this stupid. Why couldn’t Warwick Davis host this like tradition?

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

google search and save yourself $1k bro

BASED KATHLEEN

KK in the house

pause it for a second, might work

Still waiting

PALPATINE AND VADER EMERGE. THE KENNEDY OF DEATH ARRIVES

How absolutely seething is Yea Forums right now

TFW trans aliens have been a thing for a while now

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>DRUMPF BAD
wtf is colberts problem?

>"We blew it"

i really shouldve taken my own life by now

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>Crowd cheering Kennedy

TRUMPTARDS BTFO

>Kathleen Kennedy

Why is she here? Nobody fucking cares what she has to say

THE SITH KENNEDY

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>cheap pop
What a hack.

i love chicago

youtube.com/watch?v=oCKaQSeSyB4

Pay up

Holy shit this is gonna be a trian wreck

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hnnnngh

JAR JAR AND MOMMYFU

OMG KK'S SHIRT SAYS THE FORCE IS SHEMALE, FUCK DRUMPF

They don't look happy to be there

Same hear. Thought was only me.

>"This room is electric"
>Everyone quiet until quips come in

Good God, an average WWE crowd even with the tarps is louder than this

Still waiting

LGBT SHIRT
SHES HIP

holy fuck anyone else crashing the stream ? its crashing 1 min in

The responsibility...AND WE FUCKING HATE THE FANS!

Based Kathleen Kennedy triggering the everloving FUCK out of fa/tv/irgins

MFW they bring Darth Vader back then kill him again in the final act

Last Jedi doesn't count

>"Hey, people like Colbert! If we call Colbert, maybe they will forget how much this movie is guaranteed to suck ass!"

OHONONONONONONONONONO

>I love [insert city name]
>WHOOOO

Trailer fucking when

"the responsibility we have"

to replace everyone will women and minorities

fuck you (((Kennedy)))

these retards can't even set up a stream without technical issues

>Skywalker saga
Uh...

based

Based Kathleen and JJ

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>responsibility to fans bullshit again
isn't she tired of lying?

Also remember Kennedy also helped fucked over The Last Airbender

M Night actually cared about the show

IT'S A MAN BABY

JJ didn't even want to direct this. He felt obligated to halt the disaster

DONAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLD GRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPFFFF

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IMMERSED IN WHAT GEORGE CREATED

People in there are not real Star Wars fans
Fucking basedboys ans trannys for ruin Star Wars

Seething

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MYSTERY BOXES

Does JJ have shoot autism?

MUH TRIGGERS!

Colbert triggers me more to be honest. i'm not paying for this garbage, so I really don't give a shit. Star Wars is dead buddy.

trailer drop

NO TRAILER
NO TITLE
DELAYED UNTIL MAY 2020

>Lucas is so great, we totally got his input, even though we told him to fuck off for VII and VIII to please redditors.

Fuck drumpf... and fuck white people....

J.J. LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS IT TO END

150k viewers, shitty stream

Text me when the faggot shuts up

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This is so forced it's painful.

>Want to buy Star Wars trilogy
>Never on sale
Fucking kill me

I'm only excited for the return of Clone Wars and The Mandalorian, fuck Episode IX.

Back to your containment board e-drone

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"Where are you in production right now?"

"Suspended until May 2021"

>People in there are not real Star Wars fans
Yup.
they are JJ Nuwars fans.

why is JJ such a rat

You know, I was wondering why they picked Chicago to host this. Now it all makes sense.

room must smell of onions

That hug says "get me out of here" not love

Do you guys think Kathleen Kennedy ever actually watched the original trilogy?

I just watched 30 seconds and this is unwatchable.
>Colbert: This is such an amazing movie, an amazing franchise, an amazing moment in history, in cinema history, how do you feel? How does it feel to be giving such an amazing gift to these amazing fans?
>Kathleen I-Kill-Franchises Kennedy: We are so excited. So, so, so, excited. So lucky to be here. Thank you for coming. So excited.
>Jew Jew Abrams: I'm so excited. So amazing to be here. So so so amazing.
Jesus chirst, people paid money for this?

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Based!

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kk is incredibly well spoken

Where are you buying it from? Check Walmart maybe? They always have sales, they easily want to get rid of stuff.

It's totally getting delayed, they just dont want to say it yet

3 JEWS

Why? Nash already got his rape back so I have no use of Yea Forums anymore

Wait, I was the director. Shit

>40 years
>keep relevant

jesus h christ

>9 acts movie
fuck off, sequels are neither relevant or coherent with Lucas films

>Of it's time
BASED!
ORANGE MAN BAD

Their mouths are moving but they aren't saying anything.

"too keep it relevant and to feel of it's time"

you mean killing all the white characters you bitch?

she's a wealthy and successful businesswoman for a reason
she knows how to be diplomatic while selling you schlock

The film is called the last hope
Screencap this

ITS OVER FOR DRUMPF

Oh fuck. It'll have a tranny.

Unironically true. They implemented a new system this year of only "randomly" allowing attendees in on a lottery system. There is no way this system was not rigged to ONLY let in the most pathetic mouse shills and apologist dicksuckers.

Hey larping /polf/fags did you know George Lucas is a raging feminist?

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>this movie is about this new generation

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

This is not George, what greatest evil?

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Why do so many people care about these films that have no substance.

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Colbert is Irish

Absolutely not. She is a corporate suit through and through

JJ just confirmed Kathleen Kennedy is the greatest evil.

JJ'S GOING OFF SCRIPT

A dead Star Wars that makes republicans miserable is better than a living Star Wars that appeals to republicans.

ffs just drop the trailer so I can shitpost

Greatest Evil
>Kathy

Well played, JJ

>DRUMPS THE GREATEST EVIL

>Who is the greatest evil?
>Kathy.

sticky

FUCKING HELL JJ IS OUR GUY
HE JUST SAID KK IS EVIL

That's not a work, neither of them have any fucking idea what to do now that snoke is dead.

Shut up, nigger.

I would love for someone to just throw a grenade onstage right now

JJ CONFIRMED KK AS THE GREATEST EVIL

show us the trailer you jews

>WHO IS THE GREATEST EVIL?!

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Based

A cucked "Catholic" interviewing two Jews about a massive billion dollar Jewish business venture. And selling it all to dumb goyim. Wonderful.

Noticed that too. He is struggling on the inside.

COLBERT YOU RETARD DONT TALK ABOUT CARRIE BEING "REPLACED"

Yuzan Vaghn confirmed

she was the best
she was glorious
she was amazing
she was the greatest

Honestly just feels like a way to further demoralise fans by drilling in the fact that everything they liked is over.

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Dude, I don't care about feminists. As long as they have some depth.

She had the greatest drugs

>160k people watching

LOL that black hole reveal had over 300k people. Star Wars lost to real science.

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lol Jesus Christ they're going to use cut footage for Leia.

>didnt start with the trailer

They don't have one. Stalling, going to introduce everyone and show nothing new

Imagine your grandmother watching it. Not really paying attention. Not understanding any dialog. Saying random racist things about some innocuous alien that passes by. That's basically how Kennedy and Abrams are when they watch.

> Rey is a clone made out of Luke's severed hand
that would actually have been cool but sadly they're two movies in and still nothing has happened.

this movie's gonna have to be 4 hours long to be anywhere close to fulfilling enough to make up for TLJ sucking dick

>the skywalker saga
>last one left (excluding leia who will be written out) is the villain

really makes you think

I hear they talk so much about how they're excited and that they care etc. I'll believe it when i see it

JUST PLAY THE FUCKING TRAILER

>CGI BAD
Jesus Christ can JJ stop

Slavic hands typed this

CGI leia confirmed

Jew by association

this

Real life and real science is more fantastical than Hollywood "fantasy".

They have a teaser you goon

Luuuke Skywalker confirmed as leader of the Knights of Ren!

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Drumpf is finished, its over for him

>They're reusing footage from Episode 7

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JEWS DID STAR WARS

JJ's a fucking hack fraud, if he's struggling with anything it surely must be imposter syndrome. Can't wait to see how much he rips off from Return of the Jedi for IX.

Nah, would have started with it to be a talking point

The irony of them constantly praising and worshipping her is that Carrie would probably be tearing them apart without restraint or shame for how they treated Mark if she were still alive.

The fucking gasps..... when artwork revealed

timeskip

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Would be based if Luke was actually the leader of the first order

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>the cast was spread out
n-no they weren't. They were all on the Resistance shit. No one even remembers TLJ, lol.

>an adventure the group goes on together

ITS JUST LIKE STAR WARS
I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID IT

Next trilogy should be about a droid uprising being led by a corrupted C3P0

>literally a copy of Endor: the picture
>star wars incels gasp
Imma kms

>an adventure the group goes on together
WHOOOO CLAPS WHOOO

Amazing

ST-ST-ST-STUTTER M-M-MORE JJ

>YouTube streams fucking break every single time I try to watch them in their own window
>doesn't break when it's an embed
I fucking hate these retards

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>Rey, Finn, Poe, Chewie and the Droids going on an adventure together

Will it be, dare I say, comfy?

on the huge off chance this movie is actually legit kino, how do we evaluate it? how do we evaluate it in the context of JJ's filmography and the ST?

2 SCOOPS

he's so whipped

IS THERE A TRAILER?

Why not just showing the trailer ?

>doesn't follow TLJ

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Imagine if the trailer showed Rey getting her ass kicked, kinda like Ragnarok's trailer started with Thor losing his hammer.

Does Kennedy beat JJ? He looks scared to death of her.

lmao JJ constantly referes to KK because hes afraid to say anything

JJ AND KENNEDY HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS

goddammit

JJ looks sincerely uncomfortable

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>whahwhwhahababawhat about cgi vs practical effects
pls stop
nuStar Wars uses more CGI than any of the other Star Wars movies

Holy shit the main characters are actually together and going on an adventure together!! Bravo JJ

Thank God it was these new characters and not the OG cast

THE DIRECTOR, GO AHEAD!!!!!

BASED KATHY!!!!!

Ll jj doesn't give a shit

Anglo. Blonde hair blue eyes. Try again shlomo.

I can’t believe how fucking dumb this bitch is! This isn’t a double down! This is a quadropool down! Holy fucking shit!

it will be dogshit

Two consecutive immediate rounds of audience laughter was weirdly similar. Are they priming the pump with a laugh track? Sounded like they double-clicked the same track.

Why is JJ close-up so blurred? What kind of a shitty zoom is that?

Why does he sound so scared?

>no more pointless B-plots

It's already better than TLJ, and it's not even out yet.

>le generic pablum that could have been for any star wars movie

I can't believe i'm watching this stream that has two people who hate Star Wars and one guy who is honestly a fan, but I hate him.

Pretty awkward banter. Did they not all go over what they were going to say before they came out?

no trailer, the movie is releasing on Disney+ tonight

lmao love this real time feed while watching this shit show stream. i loved the last jedi but i don't want to watch a movie directed by this ass hat jew

>So JJ what can you tell us?
>*nervously looks at KK
>M-MUH PRACTICAL EFFECTS

>No mention of TLJ and only of George

STAND-ALONE TRILOGY CANCELLED

I remember when that was the theory

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Nah its just robotic NPC fans

Friendly reminder Rogue One was the only thing diesny could've produced but they sabotaged it as well. Still million times better than the sequels

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>Endor

TLJ is removed from the canon

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If movie ends up being legit kino, I'll put my wife's pussy up for takers on craigslist and send the video to my friends and family

yeah

wtf is this panel they hate each other

That fucking fake ass desperate laugh from Kathleen

No, that's what he looks like in person.

JJ fucking hates Kathy... KEK.

>JJ still going about how CGI is the greatest evil while he fucking abuses it in his movie
someone punch him
There is nothing bad about progress of technology, you filthy jew

>JJ looks like he's about to scream

>vague comments
>no comments
>silence
wow what a good interview

*gasps*

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i wanna hate fuck KK so hard

>colbert
fucking seriously?

does JJ always look this uncomfortable?

That would imply we care about any of them.

lol

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Hate watching, m'self. The fact the Two Scoops faggot is hosting is just nitro glycerin to the flame.

Name predictions?
>The/A ___ ___
>___ of the ___
>something else?

>RD2D actor is dead
>still bring him out

Soulless

>YOU GUYS WANT THE TRAILER
>WELL FUCK YOU HERE IS THE VOICE A TORS FOR THE ROBOTS

Rip Kenny Baker

Based Anthony

>First cast member out is Anthony Daniels
That fucking C3PO leak is real, isn't it?

Unironically based JJ saving this cursed trilogy

damn they got the real r2d2 in

Droid uprising confirmed

I think she forces him to have sex with her while Rian watches in the corner

rent free lol, daily reminder he is already writing his new trilogy lol

I feel bad for R2 and 3PO, they're completely gone in this new trilogy.

NO BILLY DEE AND WE RIOT

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someone put a bomb in R2D2

He's stuttering as fuck. This is guaranteed to be covering some shit up.

OMG R2D2 I CLAPPED

So the movie starts on the jungle planet, wew

He's a beta Jew controlled by an angry Jewess

they shouldnt even be in it in the first place

Based.

Dry fuck her anally while making her apologise for TLJ

The Ass Fucking of the Box Office

This is now a KOTOR thread

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Great looking movie but characters were crap and so was main story.

Are women the niggers of gender?

>only mentions australia

FUCK YEAH CUNT, SHITPOSTING AUSSIE ROBOTS RISE UP

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So damned sad. They're trying to squeeze the last enthusiasm they can out of people.
>It's C3PO! Again.

.......all the people in Australia and....all the other places

>C-3PO IS THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS

Didn't Bring Daisy out first. Really activates the almonds.

>GET OUT OF HERE

Why is KK such a womenlett.

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can't wait to see RJ sperg on twitter

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>not everybody can be here
>looks at KK
Hammill was kick by KK right?

Why the fuck did he need to look at her? She must be an absolute cunt behind the scenes

>the droid fights back
OHFUG

That would be nice.

>the droid fights back
Yea Forums theories were correct holy shit

>kathy
she is really adorable bros

god I hope there's no trailer

3PO GOING NUCLEAR

Daniels single handedly saving this panel

>Avoiding any discussion of episode 8
>Only talking about George

RAIN BTFO. HE IS NOT BACK IN DISNEY

No, its now a clone wars thread

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>Droid fights back

HOLY SHIT. Evil C3P0 leading a droid uprising confirmed.

>botnets set up
>multiple VPNs ready
>1000s of fake accounts
>fingerless gloves on
Ready comrade, the Star War must fail

What do you mean? Like he’s just saying a bunch of red herrings?

DROID UPRISING
DROID UPRISING
DROID UPRISING

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whose this poofter? lol nice movie homos

OH NO, C3-PO IS GOING ON A SHOOT PROMO, CUT HIS MIC OFF

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based daniels being the only person on the stage with an ounce of charisma

SMOL

Is Anthony Daniels the gayest man on earth?

this is all really gay and tiring when are they gonna play the trailer

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fuck threepio

3PO Rambo confirmed.

No way they actually still stuff the old guy in the robot suit

#TimesUp
#DroidLivesMatter

youtube.com/watch?v=P3_Nqc2iN9Q

>George considered them the story tellers who were recounting the tales to future generations
>they're hardly in the ST, which has no story
It's kind of beautiful.

DROIDS RISE UP

The leak is real

Kathleen would get it. She's no looker, it's the power.

EP IX IS DROIDKINO CONFIRMED

>reylo fags on suicide watch

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>Haven't even revealed the title yet
>We have no plot details
>Have a panel where they talk about the series as a whole in vague praising generalities
???
This is the most retarded shit.

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>still coping
ohonononon

kathleen and robert must buy their shoes at the same store

>C3P0 DROID ARMY INBOUND

me sitting in public

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anyone checked mark hamils twitter? has he gone full jihad yet?

ROBOT UPRISING

Holy shit, Kathleen wants Daniels to shut up so bad.

That would be a pretty cool marketing trick. They’d break their servers.

THE FLESH

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Anthony Daniels is absolutely based

Someone shut the guy up already

>all this stalling

There's no trailer, no teaser, NOTHING

I mean, it's film about ratgag suiciders but in a pg-13 diesney movie, what did you expect? I also believe reshoots and Tony Gilroy's involvement didn't help at all

he's a dick to fans. Won't sign autographs.

t. hollywood fag

Rise of the Droids is my prediction for the title.

Creepio has hacked Laser Moon. We’re fucked.

make new fags

C30 is going to have a bowcaster.

>Your GPS will never have a C3P0 voice.

Is based mark gonna show up and rekt kathy live?

1 hour the event is 90 minutes long and we are only 40 in.

i like this anime girl

New thread?

>dragged onstage to promote a movie
>proceeds to shitpost about aussies and navi systems

Based desu

>YOU GUYS WANT THE TRAIER?
>FUCK YOU LETS TALK ABOUT THE BOOK OF ACTOR TO C3PO

The leaks post the leaks

Sticky this Jannies.

Jesus, KK is a giant bitch.

ahahahahah based

probably

this blows

he's not going

wrong, only 20 in

whats the entrance fee for this shit? i find it hard to believe that people actually pay for something like this.

making it all about him holy shit

>Droid uprising

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT CLANKER!

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How do I love myself as much as Anthony Daniels loves himself?

C-3PO WITH A BOWCASTER CONFIRMED

i get that reference

I don't get it.

Less replies in this thread lads

Anthony is a god tier shitposter

Imagine he said the n word

He's such an attention whore.

So far this reminds me of that one scene from The Simpsons where Mark Hamil is talking about home insurance.

Anthony...more like AGONY!!!!

>not paying to be there live when they make the HISTORIC announcement
do you even star wars?

BILLY COMIN OUT
GET HYPE

OH FUCK HES GONNA SAY IT NOW

BILLY NO

LANDO?!

Jesus Christ Billy Dee can't even walk

I think they are trying to create a false sense of security to trick fans back into good graces. LOOK THEY ALL FRIENDS WE SHOULD TRUST THEM IT'LL ALL BE OK *CLAPS*

I hope he's doing it to piss her off then.

NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE NIGGER ON STAGE

STAR

WARS

IS

SAVED

do they bring out the castmembers by age?

that makes him based if he does it consistently.

it's the ones who can't decide who are asshats.

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>swaggering out with a pimp cane
can you say BASED? star wars is saved bros

Billy Dee is the only reason to watch this movie

>Brings out Lando
Is he going to be in the new movie?

>YOU GUYS WANT THE TRAILER?
>FUCK YOU HERE'S ANOTHER ACTOR

Where is our Red Shirt hero?

They did this exact hour long panel before the trailer last 2 celebrations you nimrod

That's impossible

i believe in harvey dent

yes

>literally bringing anyone onto stage before ST characters
they know no one cares about Boyega

Bringing out all the OT cast they have first. They know what people care about.

When is the title drop

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>he can't even sit on those chairs
jesus

MODS STIGGY PLS

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This really does read as a self help seminar.

Could a Droid vs Clones trilogy work? I mean you wouldn't even have to have Jedi or Sith as the main focus. Both droids and clones could want the same thing they just want different ways of liberating themselves from humans.

Bringing out the OGs while ignoring the new cast

based and truthpilled
why didn't Cuckney bring him back from the start? FUCK

Wait is the trailer/teaser coming out today or tomorrow?

Where is the horse and the rider?

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Well squeezing water from a stone depends on what planet you're on

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WE

SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING TRAILER

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LOOOOK OMG DAISY!!!!!

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I want YOU. To try my new chicken that is.

COLT 45
O
L
T
4
5

yeah bro we would all feel so validated it would change our lives.

HES GONNA DIE ON STAGE

>everyone is depressed

screencap this for when there is no teaser

fucking hell, dementia must really suck

NO LANDO DONT RAPE JJ

Billy Dee has a Vicodin for breakfast.

Jesus, Lando sounds like he's half senile already.

Billy D is gonna say it!

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Jesus he cant remember his lines can he

Anons this stream sucks can someone posts sexy pics to masturbate to?
Thanks in advanced.

Is he drunk?

>that scarf
is that /fa/? can i pull off wearing a scarf like that? im a 400 lb white guy with a receding hairline

Billy is trippin up there

...

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yeah bro just be confident

COLT 45

WHY ARE YOU RECORDING MY LINES FIRST JJ?

Billy Dee is the new Carrie Fisher

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It would be pretty funny if Lando fucked them over again

>still wearing the same clothes

HE IS A COOL GUY RICH GUY, WHY WOULD HE WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES

STICKY TIME

>Lando never left me
SO BASED
I want a based Billy Dee black grandpa bros

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>"The fans hate Abrams, so all of you be sure you suck his dick as go on stage."

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Why is Billy Dee cosplaying as Donald Glover Lando?

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>Give LANDO the exact same look instead of a pimping coat

LAZY AS FUCK

SHIET THEY PUT A WIG ON HIM

sleepy ben carson ass nigger

>Celebration and marketing all focuses on original Star Wars cast
>actual films take a shit on them, give them no material, and kill them off

What the fuck did they mean by this?

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Disney Lando sucks man.

He's a droid fucker.

boy this feels like being at an old folks home

>hey wot if every character wore the same clothing for 30 years haha

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>no adam

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He died?

40 years later Londo wears the same fucking clothes.
Bravo JJ

LANDO'S WEARING THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES fuck you (((Nu-Wars)))

BASED MODS STICKIED THE THREAD!
MODS = GODS

Billy Dee Williams is fucked up this is great

They are very old.

>Whine about nu-Star Wars, demand all the old guard back
>Act as if the old guard is "depressed" and don't like the new movies when they don't have the energy of young actors

STICKY

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Reminder that Billy D Williams beat up women and shouldn't be on the state, right KK?

>sticky
based

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MODS STICKY

>using the Childish Gambino costume

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WE STIGGY BOIS

MODS = GODS
BLESSED STICKY HAS COME

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>Starshit sticky

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They make it sound like Lando only has a 15 second cameo.

Sticky

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its dead stalker-chan

he's wearing the same clothes as in the movies! I love things that are familiar to me!

KK was awestruck by William's gigantic negroid cock

Body double? the guy just came out with a fucking cane

mods actually stickied, huh

My predictions for the titles:
Rise of the Droids
Will of the Skywalkers
Legacy of the Skywalkers

Rate.

this nigga all creaky

he couldnt learn the lines for a longer scene

Mods = cucks

All boards please report in!

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>when the best thing they have showed so far is an old crippled negro

Constant nervous laughing

most likely

>lando wore a yellow shirt in empire
stupid head dumb poopy pants, know what you are talking about before you shitpost, he wore a BLUE shirt. same cape tho

>sticky
>less than 600 replies
Wow Yea Forums is actually dead I guess

>i love money

>Han died for this

Thx

>720p
>sound is low af
Multi billion corporation Disney everyone

>YOU LOVED SOLO RIGHT YOU PLEBS?!
>YOU JUST MISSED THE MOVIE RIGHT?!

Oh boy I cant wait for him to be a shell of his younger shelf who dies hilariously.

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Billy D is gonna die in the new movie, isn’t he?

Kill the old. Kill the old. Kill the old.

0/10
1/10
3/10
doesn't come off the tongue easily

CRINGE

The same clothes as the Solo movie. Not even his OT clothes.

MODS DELETE THIS NOBODY CARES ABOUT SW WE ARE BOYCOTTING IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHONONON THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>He's not entirely a good guy
>Blows up the fucking Death Star

>demand

no one asked for this. if they'd written an actual story they could have gotten away with Luke and Han.

is he drunk?

presented by General Electric Appliances

Yea Forums here

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Lando not a good guy?

He destroyed the fucking death star ii

>Droid Uprising

THREAD THEME

THE CIS WILL RISE AGAIN!

youtu.be/IAdYmUk6oVY

Does he have CTE?

>he's not entirely a bad guy
>he's not an entirely good guy either

Holy fuck this is some Socrates level of critical thinking

this is painful
I'm just waiting for Billy to spoil something

/vp/ here.

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h/ic/

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This is really awful. Put these people out to die and bring on Daisy.

He's going to steal the Falcon back at the end

/x/ reporting in

/g/ standing by

>Bespin
>Las Vegas

Bespin is closer to like a Saudi Arabia

>Clerks.webm

BILLY DEE BTFOING THESE KEKS

Yea Forums here

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Billy Dee is actually based Holy fuck

WE ARE BOYCOTTING THE MOVIE LEAVE THIS THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISNEY WINS AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What if everyone betrays Lando this time?

He just went full senile

MFW Han and Lando will never meet again

Possible titles

>Lies of the jedi
>balance to the force
>Rise of Hope
>The end of the sith

idk some stupid shit

DROIDS... IT'S TIME TO RISE UP!

He's right, nobody died.

He's cucking Colbert so bad kek

Title is Star Wars Episode IX: End of the Sith

Boba Fett is in the movie.

Yea Forums reporting in
>only 49 days until Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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post yfw Lando appears for a 20 second cameo, just to get shot

/pol/ reporting in

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Yea Forums here

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ding-dong diddly

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Also only betrayed Han because he had a city to run

v here, I just want this to be over

Yea Forums here. What's a star Wars?

Holy fucking shit Billy Dee snorted a fat line of coke right before coming onstage didn't he?

>chat disabled
gay

There is no reason to watch this movie.

>Still trying to get people to care about Solo

Pathetic.

>ROSE
>ROSE
>ROSE

/k/ standing by

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oh and all these new people come on

ROSE IS BACK

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I reckon he'll get it back and hear the LGBT robot's voice from Solo before doing a kamikaze attack. Han's ghost will probably appear before the ship explodes.

Nintendo directs get more views than this, this is sad.

/ck/ here

Can't wait to see the trainwreck

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>rose
Oh no

what the fuck

>carrie fisher dead
>harrison ford geriatric and cant even drive a car anymore
>billy williams senile
at least we still have punished mark

LMAO EVERYONE COME OUT AT ONCE

Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry, my dear!
But where are the clowns
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here

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MOMMY

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DAISY A CUTE

>KELLY
OHONONO BROS WE ARE IN CHARGE HERE

who the fuck is the lanky one

Lando, the droids, and the Falcon will all be destroyed.

This is so awkward.

Billy Dee just saved this show

>drunk as fuck
>I love JJ
>I love JJ's name
>I love money
>I love playing with JJ
>i love fame

He is drunk as fuck and the only genuine person up there

>The Next Generation cast
i thought this was a star wars convention

OSCAR I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK

/hyp/ from /trash/ standing by

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>Next generation cast
>No Patrick Stewart
Lame

/o/ standing by for your command

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He's a big guy

Finnish guy playing chewie is the only good thing about the new movies

that track has more character than rey

>more cast members
NO TRAILER SW IS DEAD

who the fuck is that tall dude

>Boyega dressed like a negroid

he's going all in isn't he.

Based Rose is back.

>Black girl with afro

OHNONONONONO THE LEAKS WERE REAL

Who the fuck is this lanklet ?

Yea Forums you told me rose was out!, wtf!

KELLY MARIE TRAN Yea Forums BTFO!

WE LOVE ROSE WE LOVE ROSE WE LOVE ROSE

LANKLET ALERT
>LANKLET ALERT
LANKLET ALERT
>LANKLET ALERT
LANKLET ALERT
>LANKLET ALERT
LANKLET ALERT
>LANKLET ALERT

>ROSE IS BACK

Yea Forums ETERNALLY

BLOWN

THE FUCK

OUT

>Kelly Marie Tran
Uncle Ethan must be happy

ADAM DRIVER AND MARK HAMILL CONFIRMED ABSOLUTELY BASED SEQUEL SHITTERS BTFO

i just remembered how excited i was when TFA trailer dropped

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LUKE IS NOT IN THE FUCKING MOVIE AHAHAHA
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY CONFIRMED

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Obviously the new Chewbacca.

That new black chick actor confirms the leaked poster is real

>"Why won't they let rednecks scream about cultural marxism and raping Kathleen Kennedy to death at the livestream?!"

DAISY COCAINE WATCH

I'm just here for Daisy tbphwyfs

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>Episode IX: You're a Fucking White Sith Lord!

WHERE THE FUCK IS ADAM?

PLEASE BE MORE FUCKING LOUD