What's going on in India?

>equating an outhouse with shitting on a public street

Thats like 166/165 films per month damn their cinema must be big and full of crowd everyday. Should start my career over there i guess

>What's going on in India?

Kino. That's what's going on.

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Tell me about the poos, why do they hoot and holler at the theater?

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You fucking poos are infamous for all the internet scams you pull, stop acting like ur anything other than a pile of shit bwing stepped on by cows.

damn Indian men are so manly

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Indians are autistic

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Amazing in person kinoplex experiences
youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

Capeshit has come so far that Tom of Finland comics are getting movies now?

Imagine how they acted when they "watched" Infinity War.

This. India film movies number one you son of bastard bich.

bollywood is all of indian cinema but all their states have their own thing going on

listen to me: poo goes IN loo

>What makes u think a poo would have internet?
Because without it you wouldn't be able to work online customer service. We know you spend your lunchbreak using the company internet to shitpost, rather than use the company toilets to shit.

why are poos so based bros?

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>US 821
desu I think US just ignored small film creators, that seems like too small of a number. India most likely counted youtube films and other projects as films
can someone post the BTS fangirls screaming at that movie theater or the 3 letter s word boys screaming at the pokemon movie where pikachu talks (not detective pikachu it was an animated one)

Indian here. We have a lot of small budget regional films.

You can find everything from great films to cancer to softcore porn.

I would say the films in my region peaked in the 90s to early 2000s. The worst were 2010s.

In first world countries you can have indoor plumbing and television, Sanjay.

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Going to the movies is a fun community experience here. You go with your friends to shout, whistle and if there are girls holler at them.(and if they're cool they'd do it back).

If you want to avoid all that shouting. Don't go on the opening weekend of a masala flick and try going to theatres in malls.

Americans just shit their pants in Walmart usually.

Because no one cared about us until we clapped.

Checked and keked. Absolutely based paki

the fucking car wheele straight out of those Cruisin USA arcade games
absolute kino

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>acting like a retard to attract girls
This is why you're still a virgin Patel, girls don't actually like being screamed at for their bos and vegana.

>not going to PVR/PXL halls exclusively
stop being a pleb

t. Ranjesh

>not pooping in toilets
Why do you do this

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>that chad
How can amerilards can even compete?

>holler
an odd euphemism for gang rape.

The stench rises

cringe. that's for dumb northerners and emigrants you never see tamil chads to that kind of thing

All of you are literally the fucking same.

Rape isn't a big problem here as you think. We have lower rapes than the west. :)

As for attracting girls, I do fine in dating and I am getting married soon because as long as you have wealth and a good career getting both dates and arranged marriages is easy here.

I mean my family put up my profile on sites for arranged marriages and I received more matches there in a week than I do in tinder in a year.

WHAT MOVIE

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There is more differnce in india than there is between east asian, arab, white, latin, black, or aboriginal. Eat shit.

I'm not the one eating shit, I don't live in India.

That's because marriage is a one time thing unlike Tinder, you dumb cunt.

Seething pig skin

Are you saying pic related and say a punjabi is the same?

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Well, they have 1.3 billion people.

If you're mayo I don't know why you hold that belief considering your divorce rates.

Dat powerslide off the cop in the car.
K I N O

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They both shit on the street don't they?

Do they realise movies aren't real?

When your director plays too much dmc.

If you're Indian and you looked like pic related, could you kick off a successful Bollywood acting career? Just for keks since no Indian looks even close to Jensen tier.

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No they don't actually.

mai pajeet hu bhai but you can't deny that Tinder is useless in India and the fact that arranging a marriage is far, far easier (all things given, such as your wealth and whatever) than getting laid off Tinder with someone who isn't a tranny.

Where else are they going to poo if there are no toilets?

You'd need connections regardless or a stroke of luck or you know the usual way of sleeping with producers.

Fucking based. Absolutely gives zero fucks about laws of physics. Name of the movie?

You could but then you'd mostly be relegated to the foreign friend of the hero

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True I won't deny that. India just doesn't have a significant online dating culture.

It does but too many creeps on it pushes women away.

He's an A lister in currywood, what are you on about?

A lot of people and the biggest movie market in the world. Imagine if the people there had actual money to pay as much of tickets as people in Europe or North America.

Family connections. He's bollywood royalty.

Women everywhere want tall, goodlooking men
Indian women can be really hot (Sunny Leone, Aishwariya Rai) but I have yet to see an Indian men of that tier. Someone universally attractive
and don't say Hritik. His face is very asymmetrical, not at all like the two women I named.

In such big market even if you make absolute shit some people will pay for it.

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This isn't any more ridiculous than the mildest capeshit, and it's certainly more manly

Based.
Disney only creates so much capeshit because street shitters and chinks see it in droves. If not for the Chinese market every Marvel movie would've broke even at best

>shitty russian dub over shitty indian flick

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>This level of preventive damage control
wow

The only difference between this and capeshit is that capeshit takes itself seriously.

SEETHING

Even the highest grossing capeshit won't cross $50 million mark in India.

The two biggest markets have always been china and the us.

>india spent their entire public sanitation budget for the year on THIS

That looks better than any western made action film I've seen in a decade.

The problem with India is, that the people don't have that much money, so the tickets cost next to nothing. But it is a country that is slowly dragging itself out from the mud, so within a decade or so, the money from India could end up being very, very substantial.

THE NAME, GIVE US THE WRETCHED NAME

so basically the best thing India have is pajeet terminator, wich hollyjew came up with in 1984

>John Wick

is there ANY western movie character that can possibly defeat him?

>attention whore on social media
>horny betas give you attention
I mean what else was a going to happen

Don't think I've seen that.

Can Goku defeat officer Chad?

>France beats Germany
R A R E

I'm talking about a white dude in Bollywood

Do check it out, the sequel is trash but the first one is really good.

>officer Chad
dont know about that name, needs some work
poofficer chad?
super curry?
poolice man?

imagine how many streets he can shit in at once...

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I meant an Indian who doesn't really look Indian, like an Indian who miraculously looks like Jensen Ackles. Born and bred in India, 100% Indian except for his appearance.

this list shows why niggers beg amerifats to make movies for them

wow consider their pop
SK shit out films a lot

Those were movies. Webm related is a documentary

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Ok, Poo cyborg swarm is pretty Kino

Bollywood is literally the shitposting of film

Goddamn, I love this webm, it's so perfect.
I bet she isn't even aware how much she is subconsciously craving for attention

The hindi dub of plane scene actually sheds light on plot details that English version was missing (but book wasn't)

I see three possibilities here
1) You're making that up
2) You heard it somewhere but don't remember what the plot details are
3) You're desperate for attention and want us to ask what they are
No matter which it is, fuck right back off to reddit

r/whooosh

There's a TDKR book? What on earth for?

for u

Spain and Italy produce more kino per capita than all the others combined

youtube.com/watch?v=2aZp4c_kjKI

And yet India produces capeshit equivalent infantile power fantasy films movies that make Marvelshit look like Citizen Kane, and they do it with 100x the frequency.

Sanjay it's time to stop.

Hasn't Bollywood always being the biggest producer by far?

Also, what's the criteria exactly? I'm certain more than 821 films were made in the US in 2017.

Are you really this stupid?
The point is she never blocked the poo but instead decided she needed to ALSO have the attention of everyone seeing how much attention she gets from him

Not really. Bollywood produces less movies than hollywood. India has some other woods too

Stacy get off the internet

Is that Pewdiepie's long lost brother?

recomend me some Spanish (Spain) kinos

The Mask of Zorro.

Pedro Almodovar
Julio Medem

Imagine the smell

Indian film is pure shit much like the streets of Punjab.

Porn. Low quality 360p currynigger porn.

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Well he's from New Zealand so that adds to the meme factor

>Hollyjew
Terminator was entirely Cameron's idea. He's a Hollywood outsider.

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And then there's this brilliant comment

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toxic masculinity