BRAD COME BACK, PLEAAAAASEEE!

>dragging out the divorce to try to make your husband like you

Bold strategy, Cotton

lol what a dumb cunt
yeah brad's coming home honey

in b4 this supposed chad alpha takes her back

Granted, if any of you ever dated a woman, her response by getting divorced in the first place was just an expansion on the crazy shit women can do if they're angry - and guess what happens after that if they're actually into you? Remorse, apologies, etc. Someone post that webm of the guy getting slapped around and then them making out and that's this

She's fucked in the head. Any woman that says she feels no connection to her biological children and more of a connection to her adopted children is mentally ill.

it doesn't matter
any guy with half a brain and shred of self respect knows this and doesn't cater to retard women and their whims

negroid features

I never found her hot, never understood the appeal

too bad she chopped em off

Any woman that is raised in the Hollywood environment is fucked in the head, especially by a psycho like Jon Voigt

You say that but a lot of guys still put themselves in this position. Just think about those guys on their 4th or 5th divorces like Nicholas Cage lmao

she should have close the door of their bedroom so Brad didn't step in and see the both cambodian adopted sons double teaming Angelina's holes on their bed

based Chad. Fuck that bitch and her petting zoo bastards.

liberal women are some of the most repulsive creatures on earth.

Ditto
She had a nice body, but her face is all retarded. I think there are some women that are more attractive to other women and Jolie is one of them.

she will be in a new Marvel movie so there's that

Tough luck Angie

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>that thing
>a family

Should’ve stayed with GOOP

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LMAO nice try Brad, face it you lost. Maddox cucked you big time

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AAAARGH COME BACK ALPHA MALE PROVIDER

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did they?

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Have sex

Agreed. I don't think she's ugly, but she's gangly and has a hell of a manjaw and big chin.

I do think I understand the appeal, though, she has big eyes and big lips and big tits, and for some reason some people don't seem to mind a big square manjaw on a woman. Doesn't do it for me but I kinda get it.

Will Angelina's lawyer go after Jen during the custody battle?

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>lops off her tits for some reason
>adopts kids of every color, like she’s collecting Pokémon cards
>says she feels like her biological child is spoiled, privileged, and lazy and she prefers her adopted ones
>surprise! The biological one is trans now. Can’t imagine why
>drags out the divorce because she wants Brad back

If he actually does take her back, the pussy game must be ridiculous.

well we know incest isnt out of bounds for her

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I do, with a redhead possessed of a feminine face, no tattoos, and a pleasing waist-hip ratio.

haha imagine fucking prime jolie and she starts cutting you and herself lol blood errywhere hehehe

baste

RUN BRAD RUN!!! Save your real kids from that bitch though.

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>the pussy game must be ridiculous.

Just one look at her and you can tell she’s into some INSANE kinky shit

Legendary lips and eyes to get lost in.

He wanted to, but couldn't stand her "anal-only" rule.

Topkek, roastie BTFO

yup
always remember these are the people throwing incel around

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wtf is that real or photoshopped

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it's real, he's 70 years old and still ballin

how fucking dumb are you? Ofcourse its photoshopped

He even said he should haven't dumped Jennifer for her. He basically regrtes marrying and having children with crazy

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What are the club activities besides making your sons trannies and show them around once a month?

>They look like siblings
awkward

Should have done like Leo and just fucked young thots without commitment.

>nice tits
user, I...

god that one ugly kid then and adult now

My ex got me arrested and after dropping her I get calls every day from her on restricted numbers. Breaking up with her was like shutting down HAL in 2001; she just cycled through a bunch of psychological traps to change my mind, from threatening, to begging/crying, to being overtly sexual.

Don't worry, homosexuality isn't that uncommon

Don’t tell him

>Went

men value sex and claim to be good at sex (which they are not, especially with virgin girls) only because they know it is on sex and harmless fun that a woman bases her decision to let men continue to care for her.

If a woman was able to acknowledge a man in a non sexual way, then men would care more about this way than sex. But that is not the case, women center their life on sex and they love to let compete for them, take only the men who show how well they can entertain women.

The blow back for women is that repulsive, poor men continue to try to be noticed by women and men do not know when to stop.

Another problem for women, is that once a man is chosen by a woman for the fucking and caring, the man thinks he no longer competes against other men, and that woman no longer has any orbiters. The man thinks his victory is perpetual. Then the woman gets less and less harmless fun that she craves, so she choose a few other disposable orbiters. Then the current provider no longer feels acknowledged and begins to seek the validation of another woman.

Also, women do not have babies because ''muh genes'' muh evolution.
Women have babies because
-they love to spread their legs
-their parents push them for grand children
-they get bored and they see the family as a way to keep the relationship alive
-they see other women having babies and being okay with it

This stuff about ''tough healthy males'' comes from the male love to interpret anything through their fantasy of dominance and submission, but this is because they love to confuse dominance with being active and submission with being passive so that they delude themselves that they are not the weaker sex by being so active, whereas their activities turn out to be only making women comfy and make life harder for men.

if a man like brad fucking pitt cannot have a happy life imagine us.

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What women want the most is harmless fun and intimacy. THey get to realize their fantasy first when they are young with men, by trying to let their ''ego'' on the side and realize the sexual fantasies of the men who fuck them. WOmen quickly learn that the only healthy way to relate to men is to be capitalistic on the male market.

Women know this male clinging to power fantasies by heart and they have no problem using it to avoid being as destitute as a men can become, while still thinking that those women realize the female fantasy of intimacy, of going beyond passing for and knowing to be slutty goldiggers, by being devoted to the realization of the fantasy of grandiosity of a few men or more commonly by having children and creating a family.

What women want the most is harmless fun and intimacy. THey get to realize their fantasy first when they are young with men, by trying to let their ''ego'' on the side and realize the sexual fantasies of the men who fuck them. WOmen quickly learn that the only healthy way to relate to men is to be capitalistic on the male market.

But The fantasy of being intimate is realized with having children. THis is what men do not understand. Women love ''to be selfless'' by caring about children and they delude themselves that their compassion and unconditional love for the children is a good thing. Childless women direct their retarded compassion towards animals and children they do not know.
So women love children for the intimacy. Women rely on men for the sex and care they give.

only women know how to love:

love of men towards women = love of women towards children = unconditional love (utopian for men, effective for women)

love of men towards children (= an aid to retire and stop their suffering) = love of women towards men = utility towards more pleasures and less pains now and in the future

>any celebrity
>somehow NOT mentally ill
There's your answer, fish-bulb.

Great face and tits, disappointing ass.

>Oh no. I'm far beyond the wall and without tits. I demand validation!!

Based

Do you think making Brad fall in love with Angelina was a Weinstein's revenge for punching him. after Harvey tried to rape Paltrow?

He was probably just about to get off his bike when the picture was taken tbqh

>multimillionaire
>still rides a shitty hybrid

just like us

She can't act, all she does is bite her lip and give you the 'fuck me' eyes which every pre-pubescent girl is able to do.

This.
She was with this actor/singer bloke (forgot his name) before Brad, and they would allegedly play with knives in the bedroom and wear necklaces with vials of each other's blood in them.

Brad is a fool, defending a spoiled ho like goop.

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Brad has spent over 30 years now banging girls in their prime. I wonder what that does to your psyche.

I can physically feel the evil from that picture. Satanic.

Not likely.

By all accounts Brad is a stupid pot-head dullard and no where near as witty and smart as he appears on screen.

AJ probably had no problem getting her hooks into him as far as being the evil homewrecker.

Ben Affleck knew what's going on in that pic

How many young actresses did they sacrifice that night?

Why didn't anyone do anything to stop that sexual predator in the background?.....oh and Harvey is there with him.

He was just sad the Pats didn't make it to the Super Bowl, he's always been more than happy to protect Harvey by making a few phone calls to newspapers.

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Leo doesn't look happy either

>Don't worry, homosexuality isn't that uncommon
Yeah and you know about it

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>Yes, her. She's available.
top kek at them framing it like she's some 10/10 goddess every guy wants to date

Miss me yet?

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Why is it so satisfying to watch roasties get toasty?

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Is that filthy frank?

There is probably some financial reason, like maybe Brad has evidence of her cheating and now she won't get all his money.

AAAAAA BRAD HELP ME

bob I don't care just don't die on me before bad santa 3

oof

I hope Jennifer gives Shiloh the love she never got from her mom.

IMAGINE BEING BRAD PITT

>viciously denounce "toxic masculinity"
>a man leaves you
>WHAT ARE YOU NOT MAN ENOUGH HUH? BE A MAN ALREADY! GROW A PAIR YOU PANSY!!!

>be the literally chad of chads
>get cucked nonstop and have to raise a bunch of kids who literally aren't yours

what the actual fuck is this shit

were we already in clown world?

millions of people easily agree that fight club brad was peak man

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Brad should enjoy the time he has left as a desirable man to bang hot 20 year olds. Someone like him can afford to leave it until the age of 70 to settle down with a nice mature woman.

Agreed.

That's why Leo Dicaprio did the right thing

Movies have us chasing post-wall thots and foot fungus, working jobs we hate so we can raise kids that aren't ours. We're the major cucks of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a roastie war. Our great depression is a lack of kino. We've all been raised on screens to believe that one day we'd all be screencapped, and (you) gods, and respected dads, but we won't.

>Hello this is my wife's son
>And this is my wife's other son
>And this is also my wife's son
>Here's my wife's son
>And there's.....

>Brad kept the mentally-ill daughter
OH HO HO HO NO NO NO NO

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She was scorching hot in that model biopic movie, where she's a nude lesbian.

Aren't several of these kids biologically his?

>any guy with half a brain and shred of self respect knows this
Feminism would never have happened if most men knew that. It's like men are programmed to be cucks or something

>supposed
Brad Pitt is literally in the top .00000000000000000000000000001% of men to ever walk this planet. He's smart, talented, masculine, educated, rich, fit, kind, and worldly. The only man more chad than Brad is Jesus Christ himself.

have sex

One problem is: he's still a wh*toid

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I enjoy the spin that makes it sound like it's the fault of men that she's single. I wonder how the mental gymnastics on this works for females where they swerve guys while they are desirable then blame them for not wanting to be with them when they're old and used up.

>Brad Pit can still drop the pants on 20 year old stacy's
>Angelina Jolie hit the wall after Tomb Raider
we all know why she wants him back

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he needs to take Shiloh from her

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Are you retarded?

She's old, she's got 99 african kids and is absolutely fucked in the head (forcing kids to go transgender route, etc...). Who the fuck would want to date this bitch these days?

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>flaccid

is that a schwinn?

>I never found her hot, never understood the appeal
Same. Body was nice but her face does nothing for me.

She needs his permission to castrate their son.

>trans child
STOP IT YOU LITERAL FUCKING DEMONS

Imagine the smell in that room

he literally cucked mike tyson, king of ape niggers

>And here is my own daughter (formerly son)

any man can have a happy life, just don't play stupid games and never ever give your entire life to a woman.

Women aren't really human, are they?

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In 2019 women want divorces because it's trendy even if they don't want it.

>Women have babies because
>lists incorrect reasons
have sex

This can't be real.

it is. But at least she's not the outcast anymore!

>This can't be real.
Just google "shiloh blob" and see all the articles from 2007 after she said it.

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i dont like cold and mean women

i prefer comfy women

he probably only cares about his one son

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is brad really with jennifer anniston? good for him it´s that the case

mods keep deleting threads posting this

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And she wonders why nobody wants to fuck her

Sure thing Angelina

not enough evidence to the contrary.

How can a young child not be able to consent to sex but somehow be able to consent to being mutilated and having their physical development stopped?

Mother of god

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Too late, Wall-E.

Did you kill her?

Boots on a bed?
Do Armenians REALLY

It was already has been posted on this thread. Here: Picture probably related.

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whats the pap thing mean

Just look at her face. She was a total siren here, wew

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Reminder that Angelina has no nipples, no breasts, no ovaries, no fallopian tubes.

>Ms Jolie undertook a preventative double mastectomy. Ms Jolie has just announced that she has now also undergone an operation to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes (salpingo-oophorectomy) to reduce her risk of developing ovarian cancer

canceraustralia.gov.au/about-us/news/angelina-jolies-surgery-reduce-her-risk-ovarian-cancer

She cut her fucking breasts off because the doctors told her family has a risk of breast cancer. Everyone was so busy calling her brave they didn't notice her crazy ass went completely overboard.

muttface

>if you remove your body parts they can't get diseased!
200 IQ logic

imagine adopting a bunch of third world apes with your white chad husband
then imagine cutting all of your feminine body parts off
then imagine divorcing the chad and sitting in an empty house with a bunch of apes running around

Then she should grow a pair of tits first.

To be fair her mom died of ovarian cancer and that’s highly genetic so we should all cut her some slack here. It was very traumatizing for her when she died because of how incredibly close they were.

>no nipples
>no breasts
user are you fucking retarded and trannysexual?
she did, checked quads

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paparazzi

she cut off her boobied butt and vajayjay? sauce?

She's rich. She could have paid a live-in doctor to check her for cancer daily.

>Being so rich that you can just wear your bed linens in public and no one cares

Reminder that SHE wanted the divorce

Knowing Angelina Jolie it was just because she wanted to experience the single mom life for a while.

lol, isn't this exactly what charlize therone was saying?
THE WALL TAKES NO PRISONERS

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Lets see your timestaped dong
>inb4 no replies

sounds interesting. can you give more details?

brad will gettem in the divorce settlement.

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It is okay tho, you think those crazy bimbos can rase a healthy children? After she dies she will be forgotten

Most of these have some truth to them. But Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber separated because he was clearly molesting their kids.

If she didn't have those two adopted kids she'd be fine.

Where's Don Cheadle to protect trans kids?

Shame. Anniston seems far more down to earth.

I volunteer to check her for asshole and vagoon cancer DAILY for FREE

Tell me this is a joke

>hen she went weird, lopped off her tits
I ... did she not get breast cancer?

Kek

I'm a 35 yo single who only had one serious relationship in his life and I feel bad for the guy. My problems seem mild compared to having a crazy ex wife trying to cut your son's penis so she can feel virtuous among her progressive friends.

Just like Brad amirite.

You know, when I see all those celebrities being cucked as fuck I am half grateful I wasn't born as one. I think we cannot comprehend the pressure (((they))) force on them to do their degenerate deeds

>MALEFICENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SUCCESSFUL NEW FRANCHISE

The movie made quite a lot of money and they are making a sequel, so it kinda was.

You will never have a loving sister who hugs you and kisses you from childhood and is by you all your life

Maleficent did do 780 million WW, so it wasn't bomb by any means. The real reason why she didn't do the sequel immediately was, that she was busy directing her vanity projects thanks to the success of Maleficent.

No she cut them off because there was a chance she might maybe get cancer at some point in the future possibly.

Isn't Goop crazy as well?

Is she gonna Woody Allen that kid?

I don't get it, what kind of guys do women like her have sex with? Surely she'd get bored of sexing the same type of guy constantly. Also how does she find a person to have sex with?

I've seen this exact same article about at least 4 actresses, I think its fake

No, bitch
swag

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>raise my human barbie dolls that I bought from a bunch of 3rd jungle people
>family
Huh ?

based

God I hope these people will rot in hell

Her making the child into a tranny should give him full custody. It's the poor kids only hope.

You really think any judge in the USA has balls to use that as a reason?

He can have 50 pussy.
Why would he go back to that hag and her diversity children?

i wanted her so bad when she was in Hackers

i just realized the kid isn't a tranny, she just wants to look more like her dad, since he's the only one who nurtures her. sad.

I thought she was hot when she was young, like in that Meatloaf video by Michael Bay

I’m not against actual trans kids or anything, but something has always seemed off here. Like this trans identity was forced on Shiloh, and she’s just going along with it.

I feel sorry for her and I hope she and the twins still have a relationship with their father.

I never found her attractive to be honest, her face always looked like early 90's CGI to me for some reason.

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Wow really? Next youre gonna say something even more outlandish like i shouldn't trust blinditems

Based

So she is free to fuck other men, while he can't?

I don't know that I share the CGI feelings, but I can certainly say I have never understood the appeal.

Based vaguely literate user.

>"exclusive to her"
>can't fuck women
>can't even fuck other men
JUST

legitimately the best post I've read all year.
Our war is no war.

Sad!

How the fuck do you ride a bike like that

Only mentally ill because of her mother. There is a very narrow path for a child to escape mental illness but it starts with escaping the abusive parent (Angelina in this case).

Shiloh's chances are not going to be good, but she at least has a chance if she's being raised by her father and has a good mother figure in her life.

>I’m not against actual trans kids or anything

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you probably don't even lift