There are anons in this board who could be infected. Reply to this post and I will check on you

There are anons in this board who could be infected. Reply to this post and I will check on you.

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Let's just get this over with. I know I'm clean.

Check this, faggot
*unzips dick*

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It's funny you say that. You were the only one who could have destroyed the blood.

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SHIT ANONS, GET AWAY FROM HIM!

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How do we know YOU are not infected, OP?

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I fucked the thing, but I wore a condom.

Jesus Christ, what a crock of shit. Just fucking do it and get it over with.

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check my digits macready

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>1 off
so close

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S-sneed!

...

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I know there's no way I'm The Thing

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childs, mac wants the flamethrower

MAC WANTS THE WHAT?

Mac check my digits

Suck me you bearded fuck. AND UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!

It ain't me

>Okay, user
*cuts dick with scalpel*

check THESE

check me next. I'm not scared

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I got a reservation at Dorsia's so make it quick

woof woof
don't mind me

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Am i clean?

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Hello fellow humans.

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Hey mcgready how come we havent checked your blood yet?

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I’m good I swear

555 not me

I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD

Imagine being this much of a thing. Yikes.

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I don't know what this thread is, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

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you got herpes

How's my dubs, doc?

Hey fellow humans, I’m totally scared guys. I saw a dog’s head split open and it made horrible sounds so I locked myself in my room. Anyone of you could be the thing. I’m so scared that I haven’t been able to masticate and consume nutrients or engage in the unconscious act of REM repair for two solar cycles now. I’m unarmed and defenseless even, can one of you cool dudes help me out and give me a flamethrower or a gun, maybe even a machete?

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NORWAY
YES

Hello fellow humans.

Childs, childs, chariots of the gods, man.
They practically own south america

You seem like a guy I can trust.

Right.

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can we discuss the bonus situation?

just a classic human

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BACK OFF. WAY OFF. ANY OP TOUCHES ME AND WE GO.

Right.

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Those dubs say likewise, Earth friend

but she's mai waifu
she'd never infect me

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Know what you can check Macready?

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get him

I'm not going to let you touch me you suspicious cunt.

The bonus situation.

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Right.

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Now if you anons could please un (You) me, I'd rather not spend the entire winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD!

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Remember to also check for diabeetus

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I am clean...you can trust me....

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Just admit it: You pissed in my chess computer!!!!!!!

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my a1c is 7.5%

I-I don't want to man

These gentlemen seem quite all right. Come come now, let's put down these silly flamethrowers and cease this paranoid nonsense.

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Sure. I need to take care of something first. Can you look after my dog while I'm gone?

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This is pure nonsense... doesn't prove a thing.

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Right.

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I'm fine r-right guys haha

AAAAAAAGUGUGUUGAUUAHGHHHH

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>FUCK UNTIE ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

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Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

AIDS!

Based Garryposters

Listen I know I spend a lot of alone time with the dogs, but I swear I'm as clean as anyone here