There are anons in this board who could be infected. Reply to this post and I will check on you.
There are anons in this board who could be infected. Reply to this post and I will check on you
Let's just get this over with. I know I'm clean.
Check this, faggot
*unzips dick*
It's funny you say that. You were the only one who could have destroyed the blood.
SHIT ANONS, GET AWAY FROM HIM!
How do we know YOU are not infected, OP?
I fucked the thing, but I wore a condom.
Jesus Christ, what a crock of shit. Just fucking do it and get it over with.
check my digits macready
>1 off
so close
S-sneed!
...
I know there's no way I'm The Thing
childs, mac wants the flamethrower
MAC WANTS THE WHAT?
Mac check my digits
Suck me you bearded fuck. AND UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!
It ain't me
>Okay, user
*cuts dick with scalpel*
check THESE
check me next. I'm not scared
I got a reservation at Dorsia's so make it quick
woof woof
don't mind me
Am i clean?
Hello fellow humans.
Hey mcgready how come we havent checked your blood yet?
I’m good I swear
555 not me
I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD
Imagine being this much of a thing. Yikes.
I don't know what this thread is, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
you got herpes
How's my dubs, doc?
Hey fellow humans, I’m totally scared guys. I saw a dog’s head split open and it made horrible sounds so I locked myself in my room. Anyone of you could be the thing. I’m so scared that I haven’t been able to masticate and consume nutrients or engage in the unconscious act of REM repair for two solar cycles now. I’m unarmed and defenseless even, can one of you cool dudes help me out and give me a flamethrower or a gun, maybe even a machete?
NORWAY
YES
Hello fellow humans.
Childs, childs, chariots of the gods, man.
They practically own south america
You seem like a guy I can trust.
Right.
can we discuss the bonus situation?
just a classic human
BACK OFF. WAY OFF. ANY OP TOUCHES ME AND WE GO.
Right.
Those dubs say likewise, Earth friend
but she's mai waifu
she'd never infect me
Know what you can check Macready?
get him
I'm not going to let you touch me you suspicious cunt.
The bonus situation.
Right.
Now if you anons could please un (You) me, I'd rather not spend the entire winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD!
Remember to also check for diabeetus
I am clean...you can trust me....
Just admit it: You pissed in my chess computer!!!!!!!
my a1c is 7.5%
I-I don't want to man
These gentlemen seem quite all right. Come come now, let's put down these silly flamethrowers and cease this paranoid nonsense.
Sure. I need to take care of something first. Can you look after my dog while I'm gone?
This is pure nonsense... doesn't prove a thing.
Right.
I'm fine r-right guys haha
AAAAAAAGUGUGUUGAUUAHGHHHH
>FUCK UNTIE ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
AIDS!
Based Garryposters
Listen I know I spend a lot of alone time with the dogs, but I swear I'm as clean as anyone here