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Azor Jon
stannis
3rd for based Darkstar
arrgghhh..
Azor Baelish
>tfw they denied Stannis all of his greatest moments
youtube.com
Why did they persecute him so?
based
>every major character loses against the Night King and gets permanently killed
>every person in the Seven Kingdoms takes up arms and fight back against the army of the dead and eventually win
>In the last episode we see hundreds of peasants kneeling in front of the graves of Tyrion, Jon, Dany, etc.
>One of the peasants, a small girl says "I think it's time for Kings and Queens to end. It's time for the people to rule the lands"
>Everyone agrees and decides to call the little girl "THE MADAM PRESIDENT"
>as she gets carried by the crowd, the girl takes off her mask
>It's Hillary Clinton
>She winks at the camera and the screen fades to black
>"AND WHO...ARE YOU..."
>scouts
>against teleporting armies
>mfw dis nigga
Tyrion, Jaime and Cersei are infidels of the highest order and should be punished by death, allah willing
So its confirmed that Jamie is Azor Ahai?
pic needs memri tv caption
Based Jon’s cousin thread. Thank you, OP.
MADNUSS
HAS HAD ITS DAY
based trips
No. Jon is Azor Ahai. Jaime is Lighbringer / The Lord of Light ( The Gold of Hand ).
Who been here since season 2 /got/ threads?
*raises paw*
I’ve been here since yesterday, from reddit
Um no sweaty, Dany is all of those and the rightful ruler.
Daenerys is Sauron. And is neither of those things.
he was so based in the Blackwater battle I literally can't get over it tbqh
same here! Upvote
i miss it bros
Sauron didn't even have a tax policy, don't drag such poor writing into GoT.
Mickey Darkstar
I've never read the books, and I'm proud.
Jon is Azor Ahai. Born beneath a bleeding starK. And we're told in the books who Azor Ahai is through Melisandre when asking to be shown who Azor Ahai is and all she keeps seeing is Snow. Not snow but Snow. As in surname.
And Jaime is Lightbringer. Azor Ahais sword / sworn sword. He was a sworn sword to Aerys. Lightbringer means Lucifer. And if any character closely resembles a fallen favourite son it's Jaime. And each forging of the sword is when he returns to who is was trying to shed the Kingslayer persona. First time was forged in water ( bath with Brienne ) when he confesses the truth about Aerys death. The scene ends with her yelling for help for the kingslayer and the scene ends with him stating 'no, I am Jaime'.
Second forging in the heart of a lion. He breaks into the dungeons and frees Tyrion from death after being falsely accused of killing the king. Tywin is shot with a bolt to the heart and Jaime is directly blamed by Cersei.
Third forging will be the killing of Cersei his love. The person who always brings him back to being the kingslayer persona. With her gone he can return back to who he really was. Who he used to be.
Aegon the conqueror had a bastard brother named Orys who had one hand and was the hand of the king. This generations Aegon will have Jaime, Jons one handed bastard uncle sit as hand of the king. And it's another irony about how much he would detest being hand of the king. And we've had foreshadowing of Jaime sitting the throne in both the books and show. And the hand is known to sit the throne in place of the king.
Top it all of 'lord' and 'light' means 'gold' 'hand' in high valyrian. And Jaime is a lord who when first introduced was described as being like a lord of light, and armoured like the sun.
Daenerys is just a faggot.
>wake up and see this beauty
wat do?
I only read the fan wiki's and act as if I know more than the book readers when it comes to theories
rape the cunt.
Lick that hip bone
I could cut myself on that hips bone.
Damnit I feel so fucking sorry for her but I laughed my fucking ass at the same time.
based
Nice summary you got there, too bad this is show GoT where Dany is the rightful ruler of all. Maybe Sansa can rule the north.
Jaime's redemption complete when the new king asks for his service as his sworn sword despite killing the last king he was sworn to. When this happens calling him Kingslayer wouldn't mean shit if the new saviour King chooses him to be his ring hand man to make westeros great again.
sup
Azor Ahound
Nah Jon will tell send her to Vaes Dothrak to live out her days with the Dosh Khaleen like she was supposed to when Drogo died to appease the Mexicans who argue against him building a new wall at the northern border.
The books are good, you're missing out.
COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY
mfw
Thanks op for the pic. Made all my lads laugh.
If Daenerys wanted to help Jon with the white walkers, why didn't she just ditch the initial plan of having her allies conquer the throne for her (which already failed at that point) and just take Kings Landing?
She even had her army stationed at King Landing during the meeting. She could have just taken the city to make sure she can fully commit to the threat in the north.
I was on Yea Forums at the time but didn’t start /got/ until season 3 for some reason.
Berry my face in that ass
time to beat off to christy mack
Based and herturn pilled
All your lads?
Give her a dang burger
Based
Because of that little faggot Tyrion.
DRUMS
The real leaks. Save this post.
>Jaime and Brienne fuck
>Tyrion burns KL and gets executed by Jon Snow
>Arya kills Cersei wearing Jamie's face
>The Iron Throne gets melted down
>There is no king or queen
>Westeros is ruled by a council headed by Sansa
>Big dumb battle between Zombies, Vikings, and Mongols in Episode 3
>Jon and Dany have a baby girl
>last scene is Sam reading A Song of Ice and Fire to his waifu her baby
I am Marcus. Ask me anything
How did he push him so far
I work as a set designer, have some set leaks. I don't know shit outside of names and looks of places sorry.
Burnt iron throne
Frozen iron throne
Fist of the first men
Bear island
battle outside of kings landing, remains of north and south forces, no white walker stuff
Redfort
Eastwatch
>Stannis steps off the boat
>music changes
how do I relive this?
>this 10/10 quality WEBM is only 1.44mb
how did he do it lads?
COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS THREAD
Look at the gains on Jaime
Small wonder
Redpill me on DarkStar
At least read the books about /ourguy/ Duncan
1000 hours in paint
t. thick as a castle wall
He was weaned on venom
He's Stannis. He does all sorts of amazing feats.
Hey guys I’m a time traveler from the year 2031. Ask me anything about the final season of Game of Thrones. Serious inquiries only.
Did you kill Brad?
does /got/ want dah bahhhhd pooosey?
If you're a time traveler, why haven't gone back in time and made some very important assassinations?
Wheel of Time vs Brandon Sanderon’s series vs Black Company- which is most like ASoIaF?
>Walk into living room
>Find mom watching the HBO marathon of all GOT series and says she really likes it
Is my mom, dare I say it, based?
Robert Baratheon on Acid is better.
Who says I didn’t?
>walk into living room
>see mom watching GoT
>sex scene on screen
>she bites her lip
You shut up with that.
She's a faggot and you should've G-checked her ass. You're alright though.
>there are people on this board who don't know that stannis is alive
>not doing your duty as her son and plunging your lightbringer into her Nissa Nissa
roll you shits, your king commands it
I don't know what I anticipate more, watching the show or the shitposting that comes with it.
rollan
Facking roll
What's your mom's email?
Roll for tits
Cersei is a body double.
rollean
based thread-destroyer
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
One Margaery gf please
fixed that for you
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
The first two are good. About the middle of the third one you realise that Martin is just dropping more and more plotpoints and characters not because he has some grand, intricate plan, but because he forgets about/doesn't know how to resolve old ones. It's all downhill from there
>still living with your mother
She might be based but you never will be
Except for Davos chapters A Clash of Kings is the worst book in the series you turbopleb
Mario!
She has big tits but they aren’t anything that special. Double Daggers has the best small tits ever and Yunkai whore has the best shapely large tits. Alys Karstark is a diamond dozen.
Nah, A Storm of Swords is worse
That book is a ton of Arya being a spoiled cunt, which is almost strange as you'd think her circumstances would make her at least a bit humble instead of doubling down on retarded
>Jaime kills Cersei, is titled Queenslayer and voluntarily takes the black. Ends up as 1000th Lord Commander
>Jon and Danys kid ends up on the Throne
>Jon survives but Winterfell doesn't, in a scourge-of-the-Shire like ending
>There must always be a Night King, Bran
>Euron is forced to resign his position as Captain of the Iron Fleet because homophobic tweets he sent out in 2007 are discovered
>Sansa = queen in the north
>Euron is forced to resign his position as Captain of the Iron Fleet because homophobic tweets he sent out in 2007 are discovered
I just want Tyrion to have his own vineyard desu
>in the school supply aisle no less
Anyone have the leaked video of Sansa's death?
>Top it all of 'lord' and 'light' means 'gold' 'hand' in high valyrian
wait so valyrian is basically english but with different words?
That headline makes me crack up everytime.
>gum piercing
no thanks
>Euron is forced to resign his position as Captain of the Iron Fleet because homophobic tweets he sent out in 2007 are discovered
Based and fingerinthebumpilled
For me it's the shitposting and the brief moments of collective joy we all get when Bronn gets to shit on someone's parade
Arya always sucks, even more so after these books, but in ASOS everyone else including Jon amen Dany have better chapters than they do in ACoK.
Can somebody post that Arya vs Brienne comic
Makes me laugh everytime
>whats the worst thing people could do lmao I'm such an awesome schemer
Arya kills Cercei wearing Jaime’s face
I really, really like this image. Have any more of her?
Aeksion onos and Aeksio ondos I think it is. I can't be fucking finding a translator.
No ones asking you or any respectable person to marry her. A girl like that exists to be ran train on by drunk men. I bet she dies in a car accident and is long forgotten but boys and men will fap to this image for generations. That’s her contribution to the planet.
>>Arya kills Cersei wearing Jamie's face
>mfw Arya has to play the whole part, getting to the part of fucking her
how would she pull it off?
I want Cersei to put him in a dungeon in the same room as the nun who would yell shame and let Gregor rape him too.
Imagine a rape scene involving the mountain and Tyrion.
We see you jonfag
Didn’t you watch their scene in the season seven finale and how it cut and how his demeanor changed? They are going to be the last two Lannisters and he will be kissing her ass and she will need him
XXXth for Azor Jaime
>See Euron in the throne room
>Arya Stark runs up and kicks him hard as she can in the balls
>"Record scratch"
>Everyone says "OOOOOOOOOO" in unison
>All the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>Direwolf puts his paws over his eyes and wimpers
>Daenerys quips "That's gotta hurt"
>High Septon bangs his gravel and says "I'll allow it"
>Close up on Euron's face with him cross-eyed
>He says in a silly high pitched voice while looking into the camera
>"Wowie zowie, right in the dragon eggs!"
>Cut to George RR Martin drinking an ale
>"Nuff said"
>Fade to black
>And who
>are you
based
Oh god this is so retarded yet I can see it happening
based.
you deserved the trips.
ASOS>AGOT>ACOK>ADWD>AFFC
>didn’t care about GoT
>bought AFFC on a used book sale
>loved it
>read ADoD, hyped
>start with S5
>realize GrrM is a lazy sack of suet
>promptly lost almost all interest
You’ll never have to feel the pain and anger I felt for GrrM
post the bad pussyl
AAAAA
I CANT WAIT ANYMORE BROS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What are some actually good fantasy literature series somewhat grounded in real feudal times?
The Witcher
Black Company
Any leaks lads?
>they turned tyrion from being the smartest guy in the room to being a literal cuckold listening to chad fuckiing his waifu
Is Black Company similar to the Night’ Watch chapters?
Not fantasy but I loved Pillars of the Earth. It’s got the same kind of drama in some ways.
I never thought about this before, but do you think down river in about the same area there are a bunch of spooky skellingtons with some treasure at the bottom of the river?
Gimme LEAKS
Seasons 3 and 4 did a bad job of being a good show. Season 7 did a good job of being a bad show.
Post OG myrcella
i finished the books a little while ago, went from liking the early seasons and hating the rest to hating the whole thing
they fucked it up from the beginning
Threadly Reminder:
>Bran realises he can stop the army of the dead by going BACK IN TIME
>Jon and Dany get married
>Cersei kills herself when the Golden Company turn on her
>Jaime and Tyrion make up
>Jon gives up the Iron Throne to Dany because his "home is the north, and always has been"
>smashes down the rest of the wall with the help of Archmaester Tarly because "the world needs less borders". Jon replies: "fewer".
>Samwell is revealed to the narrator of the entire story as an old man, played by GURM, writing the "history of the game of thrones", comments on how it's a snappier title than the old book
>has been reading it to three silver-haired children, who he refers to as Eddard, Rhaegar and Lyanna
>"Truly, it was a song of Ice and Fire"
>closes the book
>a dragon flies past the window, and they all watch
>camera pans out, and the dragon winks
>Ariana Grande sings over the credits
>"And who....are you...."
THE END
the witcher isn't very good, i've almost finished the main series (excluding the prequel book) and the quality is so inconsistent.
often feels like sapkowski didn't do much planning and just wrote down what popped into his head at the time.
nice dubs sire
>>"Wowie zowie, right in the Infinity stones!"
FTFY
Maario Naharis
play acok mod for warband and become a foot soldier in the dragonstone army
BASED
I fucking hate this show and anyone who likes it.
>no one is azor ahai
consider your expectations subverted ebic style
based
kek
How many virgins do I have to sacrifice to make it so that the Night King wins and takes the iron throne for himself, only to pull off his mask upon the throne and reveal he was JRR Tolkien all along?
Whenever I play this, I always fuck up stannis first, take dragonstone and rename it castle AAARGGHHH
>Ariana Grande sings over the credits
based
>Tolkien
>comes up with LOTR in the trenches
>GRRM
>still writing about how much he hate vietnam
>still writing
If only
they're not going to kill the cutest boy in the seven kingdoms right?
>Still writing
I wish I had your optimism.
>Tolkien
>comes up with a hopeful and morally-good world while living through the greatest hell humans have ever experienced
>Gurm
>comes up with a grim and morally-bleak world while living through a period of great prosperity and plenty and having no real problems in life
I don't understand why women want a relationship with MMA fighters or similar fucked up dudes. I'm not approving of what he did, but she shoulda seen it coming. Wouldn't be suprised if she was still together with him and not even press any charges, weakness seems to be attracted to strength.
the juxtaposition between him fighting in the trenches and making this fantasy world of elves and hobbits is certainly something
First for branfu
funny how that works
Reddit: the character
based
>mom hasn't called tv provider to get tv package with hbo back
>episode is in 2 days
>already got a warning letter for pirating recently
NOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOM
I DON'T WANNA SUBSCRIBE TO HBO!!!!!!
Who's worse - Ass-mongoloid or Buttboy Bellular?
based and bookpilled
literal retard detected
bellular by far, his video titles alone are completely insufferable
hopefully there was a wilding scouting party down there
>not liking AFFC
>Doesn't see the worst thing Sansa could want despite
>Jon hating him
>Arya hating him
>Brienne hating him
>Lord Royce hating him
>Bran threatening him
>Sansa herself being tired of his bullshit for a long time and has already almost taken his life by ordering Brienne to kill him
If he doesn't come back it'll permanently scar my psyche.
Aggg... Nahh... Im feeling pretty good
>oof haha... that was a good battle! I'm exhausted...
Why was Littlefinger killed off so easily and why would anyone follow Sansa and Arya after what they did to him? He had the right to invoke trial by combat and even if he'd lost that he could still pretend to become a man of Night's Watch.
Sansa basically admitted that she lied to the council of the lords of the North and lets an innocent guest who is under her protection to be killed. What she did was no better than what Stannis did to his daughter. Why would anyone follow the Starks now? Or they are the good guys so they can kill a lord in their house because reasons?
Oh yeah, you reminded that I was supposed to be speed watching the first season this weekend before the seasons starts. Only on episode 3 so I'm a little behind...
why are you asking questions when you know the writers dont care
lel
YOU WOKE THE DRAGON ARGHPOSTER FEEL MY RAGE
>littlefinger getting butchered by Arya and Sansa in front of all the lords with no trial, and the sisters aren't instantly relieved of commands
>Varys and Tyrion literally giving up every ounce of character they had to become dany cheerleaders for no reason
>Yara and Dany's "women can do anything!" sly smirk conversation, where Yara agrees to stop everyone on the Iron Islands from pillaging and raiding because Dany says so
>Dany arrives at Dragonstone and just fucking sits down and takes it then becomes the most important person in westeros after five minutes because she now owns all the dragonglass which is the only way to kill the evil zombies lel
>sam reads a few pages and can suddenly cure the most disastrous sickness known to the entire world by just cutting it off
>somehow now every leader is a woman just because girrrrrl powahhh
Maester Luigi
I wanna nibble on it.
bannerlord when
SHANSHA PLEEEEEEASE
The problem with Witcher is that english version is very bad and a lot is lost in the translation. I had a chance to read the first book (Blood of Elves?) in 3 different languages and only one was on point. Really a shame.
posting bran post-season 3 is a hate crime. fuck off
2023
and then the clash of kings overhaul will come out 2030
get le hyped!
i frown every time i see adults reading fantasy in public.
disgusting
I've only read based Dunk and Egg. Fuck the 5 kings and fuck the white walkers
but now you can't see the butterface that's gonna get a nice five-roper shot across it.
>thinking about sansa being raped
I am stealing this to show it to the unwashed normie hordes. You cannot stop me don't even try.
yeah it did come across as quite bad
especially since the last 3 books have been packed with typos and missing words.
name one thing this fookin LEGEND did wrong
his favorites folder is nothing but Sansa rapes.
turn his back on jon
I guess male prostitution is your only option then.
>falling for the book jew
>Falling for the electric jew
You played yourself, I listen to audiobooks!
t-thanks jews
The fan translations are a LOT better, imo
>falling for the aural jew
I guess there really is no escape then
He is of the night
>Bran can see anything and everything that has or will happen
>hey Bran, what are you thinking about?
>oh that time you got raped
>honestly Bran, why would you do that? Ramsey was a monster
>who said anything about Ramsey?
AND WHO ARE YOU
nimble dick was based
she would have divorce raped him like so many women have done to men before. cunt fucking deserved every little bit of it. hope women learn a lesson from this about what happens when they try to ruin a man's life without giving a fuck.
post original someone
What original?
Though All Men Do Despise Us
>coming to the meeting late on dragonback
Absolute cringe, what a cunt.
>House Codd
my nigga
FAMILY
DUTY
WAVES
What do you think Jofferys last thought was?
the earlier version didnt have ariana and it was different in some way I thought
Infinity Stones don't even make sense in a got context
FUCK TYRION
FUCK SANSA
AND MOST OF ALL FUCK WESTEROS
Daenerys was absolutely correct to burn Randyll and Dickon. It’s one of the few smart decisions she’s made throughout the series, and it’s insanely retarded that both Tyrion and show viewers acted like that was a bad choice or indicative of madness.
>What do you think Jofferys last thought was?
Neither does Ed Sheeran, but this is a brave new world for all of us, friend.
>I could'n even slay my hot wife WTF
>tfw their family suffered so much
>tfw TTG shit out a bunch of TWD sequels no one asked for
>tfw they will never get the justice that they deserved
I kinda hope that there will be an offhand mention of their story on the show, but I doubt D&D even knows of the game's existence.
getting killed by a girl
He's not Ed Sheeran though. He's just a good ol Lannister boy.
>we'll never know what happened to Mira Forrester
It's not fair
Rodrik has a way cooler endgame, Asher punks out and has to resort to treachery
I love my mummy
>the Telltale game ended up being better than the final three seasons of GoT
I want off this ride
>Asher punks out and has to resort to treachery
He doesn't have to. You can just straight up seek to marry the rial family's girl. You don't have to (try to) poison anyone.
>telltale
into the trash it goes
mommy
>not liking the GoT or Wolf Among Us telltale games
Roll for based ded user
I liked GoT but they shot themselves in the feet by putting show characters in it.
>liking anything telltale created after 2013
Underageb&
>one of the most cunning men with mastery of the tongue
>shansha please
>liking early telltale games
utter cancer
But Tales from the Borderlands was their best game since Sam and Max.
>telltale existed before 2012
There was your first mistake
Shut your FUCKING mouth. Nobody liked that game but underage faggots and trannies. It did so poorly that Telltale wanted to shut it down but a skeleton crew kept it running until the end.
The rape, Sansa
>telltale existed before 2012
They fucked Monkey Island in the ass like 4 years previously to that, so...yes.
Darkstar didn't attack Myrcella
has the Night King sounded the trumpet of jihad yet?
I still prefer Asher though. He's the one who actively tried to amass a fighting force while Rodrik was a cripple who suffered in silence. It wouldn't have been right to just hand Asher's forces to Rodrik who has done nothing to earn their loyalty.
CIA will come back from the dead and rape one of the dragons and steal it's power and turn into a dragon dab on everyone and eat them then he will burn the iron throne and make a stainless steel throne and he'll sit on it
the end
>Varys and Tyrion literally giving up every ounce of character they had to become dany cheerleaders for no reason
Tyrion was my favorite character in season 1 and what they slowly turned him into hurt. I still have hopes for the Spider but at this point I am watching it mostly because of the dumb cunt Hound who is getting fucked up just like Tyrion.
Confirmed for never having played the game. Even the most outspoken Gearbox/Borderlands haters agree that it was probably TTG's best work.
Post yfw pic related takes his rightful place on the iron throne
It's the only good Borderlands related thing. It was funny, it didn't feel rushed like the other projects etc. You're a fucking retard.
IIRC even you dont plan on betraying them they betray you anyway and it makes you look like a chump. Rodrik taking the Whitehills head on and sneaking into the camp to assassinate griff/ludd was way more kino
He's Doran's informant. He knows that Doran would want to tie up all loose ends so he ran. That's why Doran finds him so dangerous, if he talks, his schemes fall apart
>you have to play an absolute shit game on the same level as minecraft story mode in order to talk about it
Shut you stupid cunt mouth child
Yeah, true. Playing that game while trying any amount of maneuvering just gets you fucked. It's much more awesome to play it like none of the Forresters give a fuck.
Unironically kill yourself.
Rodkrik was the son who did his duty to his family and was a true leader for his family when they needed him. Aster fucked a thot and got exiled and then spent most of his time partying in Essos.
The hottest smokeshows are always where the crazyest man are
Quick. You get one (1) book character who has never appeared on the show to make a surprise plot twist debut this season. Regardless of how nonsensical the appearance would due to the diverging plot lines. Which character do you pick? How would you handle their surprise appearance?
change allah to R'hllor
lady stoneheart
>didn't play a game
>somehow know it's shit
I kinda miss Mace the Ace
I like parts of it like Jaime, its just the worst book in my opinion.
>i played extremely low quality children's games when I was a teenager and now shill for them on the internet for free even though everybody knows they were financial disasters
Okay friends, enjoy your eternal shit taste
FAegon is the easiest character to introduce. Have him come in as the squire of Harry Strickland of the Golden Company and overthrow Cersei. Varys' retardation of backing Dany can be explained away by saying some freak accident occurred, making everyone think he actually died after season 4 or 5.
Bessie?
i'd bring in ray stevenson and have him play victarion. he kills off theon, euron, and asha. he then tricks dany into letting him ride a dragon, he burns the north to the ground along with dany and jon's army. he takes the dragon and fucks off to the iron islands while the white walkers take out the rest of westeros. when the walkers are done he returns, takes out the night king, throws the iron throne in blackwater bay, puts the seastone chair in its place, and rules.
its almost as if tt games are low quality but your annoying screeching is of even lower quality
that fucking peach haunts me
based
Do American supermarkets really have dedicated medical clinics open 7 days a week?
Thanks, now I have to rewatch all of True Detective again
>the quality of a product can only be measured by how commercially successful it was
The Homer Simpson of Westeros RIP Mace you were too good for this sinful earth
oh hell yeah
Is it soon time? Will we return?
>guys this absolute shitpile of a game was good
>yeah it was, best game the ever made
>uh no it wasn't
>fuck you guy, yeah who are you
>the games were shit
>yeah we know that
???
Azor Gendry anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong. Only the son of the man who saw Bessie’s tits can save us
yes, they're called urgent care centers
>has to drive across town to go to the grocery store, pharmacy and Dr instead of them being convienently under the same roof
Lmaoing at Yurostupids
which tits were the best from all the seasons so far lads?
ros had some really nice titties
>we need rachel weisz but uglier
Genna Lannister comes down to KL and slaps Cersei's shit. Tells her she's an idiot and puts herself and her Frey Husband who was too busy governing to come back to the Twins for Arya's slaughter on the Small Council.
the only reason to keep watching this show is godsposting
prove me wrong
tbhqhwyml all of them were shit
Damn, I wanna move to America
Shitposting aside, USA sounds pretty based, at least non-village places. I was thinking of moving to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Gotta hand it to snekfu
My name is Darkstar and I am of the night.
>but with way bigger titties
Stannis returns with Patchface, his new Shireen surrogate.
>no village places
Go fuck yourself bud, we're full
>lincoln nebraska
enjoy freezing your cock off you dumb nigger
Will do :^)
>no Pajeet leaks
Super power by 2020 my ass
not really, weisz has some nice titties
Jon and Daenerys return to convince Cercei again that she needs
Patchface appears, makes a dashing flip and says
>Despite making only 13% of population, white walkers commit over crimes in Westeros
Cercei thinks about it, and says
>The honker's right
And then Westeros unites under green-red banner, and Patchface turns out to be Azor Ahai, but because his waifu was Shireen, she is replaced by some village girl to be killed by flaming sword.
>mfw india has eight months to become a superpower
Alys Karstark you daft fuck.
>over crimes in Westeros
over half of crimes in Westeros
FTFMeself
migrate you fags
Based as fuck.
Patchface or Stone heart are the only correct answers desu
>hound gets ganked by Mountain
>Arya ganks mountain
>Cersei has one more fuck everyone in her pocket
>gets ganked by Jamie
>Arya takes oppurtunity to kill Jamie
>Brienne can't even
>Cersei has one last fuck you left
>Arya gets her too, but the fuck you goes off
>Dany's minors and Salsa dies
>cue last stand battle
>Jon Snow leads the way
>Dany loses dragons
>Night king beaten
>Only Dany and Tyrion left though
>Varys kills Dany, his plan all along
>Tyrion kills Varys
>Literally no one left
>Looks left, looks right
>Bronn offers a drink
>clink
>Can I have my bloody castle now?
>Tyrions smiles
>Suddenly, Stannis out of nowhere
>Did you see me die?
>Ascends as rightful king
>Restores the realm
>Stands before the Iron Throne
>Melisandre shape shifts her way in and eats Stannis' soul whole finally
>She's been allies with the Night King all along
>He's still alive
>Now begins the rule of fire and ice
>BUT WAIT, it's not the night king
>it's arya, here to gank Melisandre
>cue weird ass magic duel
>arya knocked down
>about to die
>What do we say to the god of death?
>Syrio motherfucking Forel throws her needle
>Ganks melisandre, but with her list done and family dead she takes her own life
>Syrio takes a bite of an apple, sad but proud
>starts choking
>drops sword and falls to ground purple
>poison!
>the sneks walk out and start making out with each other
>finally all is avenged
>thousand year dornish riech begins
>but no! A fire portal opens!
>DUNK AND EGG come walking out
>What the shit?
>kill sand thots
>can't figure out what the fuck has happened
>Everyone left alive can't explain shit
>King Aegon just picks up where he left off
>but he's pissed that he missed the dragons
>devises a plot to go back in time and steal one of dany's dragons
>goes back to far, to the long night
>entrance theme for the new series plays
Gerion Lannister. He comes with the Golden Company to see his sweet niece. He shows up disguised though and she treats him cruelly. He reveals himself and tells her there is a good reason her brothers have abandoned her, and follows suit. He has a Valyrian steel sword and suit of armor and goes north to fight the white walkers. Jon and Dany die in the battle and Cersei is batshit so Gerion easily takes the throne with his humor and wit, and a bit of Tyrion's assistance. He marries Meera Reed, who fell in love with him after he saved her and her father from wights.
Nebraska will fuck your ass
>Dany's minors and Salsa dies
What did he mean by this?