LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU FUCKING NAZI INCELS

This. It'll return when Rian's trilogy is ready.

How many godamn Star Wars movies do you need? Isn't 12 movies enough for u retards?

kek

the world wasn't brainwashed enough, let's try it again in 2025

based and rianpilled

>shoot clearly was a mess
>JJ probably complained about the mess he was given
>Kathleen Kennedy is on her way out with no clear replacement (JJ rejected the offer)
>franchise will go on hiatus for twenty years to build up nostalgia

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>franchise will go on hiatus for twenty years to build up nostalgia
Anons on 4VRchan will be complaining about Disney ruining the classic characters of Rey, Finn, and Poe as soon as the new movies come out in 5-D.

I am unironically proud of myself. Being part of the collective bullying into silence of an obnoxious megacorporation has been one of the great joys of my mundane life.

Maybe they shouldn't have

- Said fuck you George
- Said fuck you fans
- Said fuck you Luke Skywalker
- Ignored Star Wars' simple, timeless, fairytale wholesomeness
- Hired hacks
- Put out five mediocre movies in the span of three years
- Made heavy-handed, one-sided identity politics diatribes against fictional internet boogie men while asking punters who don't really give a shit to pay for the privilege of being patronised
- Orchestrated a promotional campaign utilising a transparently corrupt, incentive-swayed press
- Blamed everybody else but themselves for their failings

Pretty much all that needs to be said. They killed it, not us.

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>Pretty much all that needs to be said. They killed it, not us.
O'LL NEVER FORGIVE THOSE NIGGERS FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!!!!!!

Also don't forget
-Made a complete Mary Sue character at the expense of making every other character look bad

Thank you, Based Fandom Menace!

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Itt we laugh at Rian Johnson. I'll start

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Star wars was never good

>30 years long running franchise
>killed in mare 3 years
>tfw

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I don't think Rey is a total Mary Sue but she's definitely short on weaknesses and bad decisions to learn and grow from

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Yes.

>don't think Rey is a total Mary Sue
she is literally a definition

>ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELVES

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The took a franchise with an audience that was willing to sleep outside of a theater for days to buy tickets, and ran it into the ground in half a decade.
What Lucasfilm did will be taught in business schools for years.

They tried to say 'fuck you' to the core fans, tried to insult us, and look how that turned out. They need us more than we need them.

the forrest has to burn once in a while

good, I'm not watching 9 and I hope they never make anything new
Disney buying star wars was the stupidest thing they could have done

>SAVE US BLACK PEOPLE ASIAN CHICKS AND PURPLE HAIRED LADIES
Great business strategy

I'm unironically proud. To change the Mouse's plan is no easy task.

that picture looks so fake and insincere

In TFA she was skirting dangerously close to perfect territory but at the same time she's lived most of her life shitting in an AT-AT like a feral penniless hobo and would have died on Starkiller Base if she hadn't been rescued

In TLJ though she can do no wrong

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I don't care about the movies anymore, I may miss the shitposting tho.

Maybe they'll take a break and realize that the entire point of a trilogy is to have progression from film to film and not have the second entry spin its wheels so fucking hard that literally, nothing of consequence happened except for a character that wasn't in the first movie dying. Snoke dying in the middle of the trilogy doesn't have any consequence when it doesn't change the trajectory of the story. A bunch of no-name rebels getting gunned down in their ships doesn't matter if everyone's still going to cheer and hug later. Kylo Ren is still the main fucking villain like everyone knew from the start. Where's the subversion, Rian?

The biggest lie Disney perpetuates is that TLJ was a bold direction for the franchise. If anything it's a lesson in how you don't half-ass the middle of your trilogy by starting to go in a new direction and then jump ship to get on the track you meant to go on in the first place.

TLJ could have utilized Rey's weakness as a character by emphasizing how little she understands about the whole conflict or her force connection and how she was just a Star Wars fangirl who got swept up in bullshit and ended up along for the ride, having her impressionable ass converted by Kylo Ren and having her side with the FO because she believes his way makes sense, but she's as bland as always except she can lift big rocks now.

Finn doesn't have a character arc without Rey turning to the dark side, because he doesn't go from the deserter who's equally lost in the entire conflict who finally found something to believe in and then hits a brick wall of despair when his closest friend (who he's known for a week) ends up a turncoat. Poe has an arc, but it's poorly executed.

Rose has no reason to exist except to add in an Asian character and it's done in a less organic way than with Lando who is a character with real stuff to do. She thinks Finn is a Resistance legend even though he's been at this for, again, a fucking week.

Fuck these people.

They went about it all wrong, even ignoring the god awful writing team. You don't mash the trilogy in with a bunch of spin-offs. You release the trilogy sequentially in 'however many' years, with no other cinematic content, then in the long gap afterwards you make the spin-offs.

I thought diversity sells and no one needs white men anymore?

Hold up what about Rians trilogy?

>everyone is fat
Which Hutt cartel is this?

In danger but won't stop him from baiting people on Twitter like it's still happening

I'll say this again: Episode IX better end with everyone getting killed and Bob Iger with JJ unzipping their pants and doing meat spin at the audience during the end credits.

>REEEEEEEEE why won't you eat this corporate drivel and be happy?!!! Fucking incels!!!!

Fans won. Yes we are proud of ourselves.

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Help me

>but at the same time she's lived most of her life shitting in an AT-AT like a feral penniless hobo
Having a tragic backstory full of hardship and absent parents is a classic sue trait.
Another classic sue trait is having a shit load of abilities that a person with that sort of background would not have been able to develop (e.g. flying space ships).
Yet another classic sue trait is not having your tragic backstory negatively affect your personality in any sort of plausible way (e.g. a loner on a desert planet who scrabbled for food their entire life would probably have trouble making friends and would unlikely to be very altruistic or trustworthy).

The only reason that she isn't one of the worst Mary sues of all time is because her personality is more or less a blank, rather than the obnoxiously tryhard, "cool" personalities that these sorts of characters usually get given.

This doesn't exactly speak well for Episode IX. I have a feeling this is the beginning of putting this trilogy down the memory hole.

This, them saying this the same day Episode 9 is getting revealed is pretty telling.
They have zero confidence in this shit.

I really wouldn't be surprised if we saw a reboot of the trilogy at some point in the next 20-30 years.

Of course. Script was most likely finished before TLJ released and you can't change most of the movie when shit is already in production. Retards thinking that JJ will fix anything are delusional.

It's utterly fucked.

yes

star wars will once again go into hibernation until awakened by a spunky young director who has already made two cult classics in his short career. the fanbase will get riled up and think "finally we'll get a good star wars again." The first movie will be mediocre, but people will excuse its flaws simply because there's finally new content. Then the second movie will suck so much ass everyone turns on the production company. The third movie will be rather soulless, but somehow better than the first two. This won't matter, since the reputation of Star Wars will seemingly be tarnished forever until it all happens again. It's like poetry

Oh please

Thank the fucking Lord

Swimming, too

You make a good case user

>the classic characters of Rey, Finn, and Poe

You mean the super popular characters that sell toys at 3 cent?

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Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

I remember reading a report a few weeks before TLJ came out that the script for IX was finished. They're screwed.

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Yes, I'm unironically proud.

name one character flaw she exhibits

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Jerk off.

Toys are so fucking stupid. Can't believe I wanted worthless shit like this when I was little.

>PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE BUY THIS FUCKING ABOMINATION ALREADY!

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Do you think someone got shot or suffered an "accident" at Disney by now?
I mean, the biggest franchise in human history got butched in the span of three years. Someone's head must have rolled.

It can't actually be worse than Last Jedi, right? What else is there left to fuck up?

Yes.

lel

naw, good writing could have made it work
Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie since RoJ, and possibly worth all the shit that came with it

Seeing manchildren screech makes me admire Rian

The original trilogy and the prequels by actively retconning them.

Looking at yourself in the mirror does?
Uh.

go to bed, Rian.

They're in a bit of a pickle here. They can't actually address why this failed and keep their "diverse" agenda going at the same time.

>covered the face
top

Everyone at Lucasfilm obviously thought TLJ was a brilliant film that took Star Wars in a bold new direction. JJ might have wanted to try and top Rian, so he went even bolder!
Yeah, it could be much worse.

>Star Wars: Rage of the Incels
Wow, can't believe they actually used this title.

I call bullshit on that.
It's obviously to see where it failed, they just choose not to address it.

now imagine literal grown-ups buying Pops lmao

No, I'm not proud of where we are with Star Wars. I didn't ask for any of this, I just wanted to see the old cast come back and eventually pass the torch to the next generation. We didn't get that, we didn't get a good story, we didn't get anything memorable and hell we didn't even get interesting characters.

Look at that fucking picture, they are still trying to show us something that hasn't happened in two movies with these people. They have never shared a scene together, hell Poe didn't even know Rey until the end of TLJ. Remember how Poe and Finn were at the start of TFA? I figured we'd get to see more of that but nope, they Rian Johnson'd it. This is meant to be the next Han, Luke and Leia? Fuck you

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based and redpilled my friend

Agreed he should have just made a sequel to the last movie not just shit the bed and negate every plot thread. He made Skywalker suck, even the actor said so lol Star Wars is dead to me

She failed to escape being marooned from childhood to adulthood

She nearly crashed the Falcon

She got captured

That's it

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They lost to pokemon

Treating movies like TV episodes is what kills them. People only had the original trilogy for 25 years and constantly rewatch and dissect them. Now entries to a legendary franchise are forgotten in 3 weeks.

This. Since I started buying onaholes I no longer feel any need for a girlfriend. I perfectly understand why 25% of nips don't have sex at all. Just jerk to anime pussy with good onaholes and you need nothing else.

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I think Daisy looks cute in the movies. I wonder if the directors actually tell her to not open her mouth so much that we don't see those freak teeth.

Doesn’t have a cool weapon or costume, doesn’t even look like Star Wars toys

She's so fucking cute though.

source pls?

I'm very proud.

space pirate sara or something like that

They must be expecting a disaster

none of those are character flaws, m8

That's exactly right.

Disney's SW films are shit but I love Daisy

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Oh thank the Force. It deserves to rest.

...

The nail in the coffin for me was the lack of joints with the characters. What is this, 2003? Revenge of the Sith ushered in an age of Star Wars toys and games the likes of which will never be seen again. Old characters got new, redone action figures and the EU characters had those comic books in those two figure boxes. The diorama sets with like 4-5 guys, then the Clone Wars stuff got released and MORE fucking MOVABLE action figures came out with MORE FUCKING STARSHIPS AND TANKS. ALL THE WHILE EU AND THE SAGA WEERE GETTING ALL SORTS OF GAMES, LEGOS, AND ACTION FIGURES.

No way on Earth that's still happening, the franchise is weak and they know it, and they're not about to throw a billion dollar bone to the man singlehandedly responsible for killing the brand's hype.

>people who don't give a fuck about Star Wars and never bought any merch liked this teen novel drivel

What a surprise.

>She failed to escape being marooned from childhood to adulthood
I didn't see her ever trying to leave, she was given onto Unkar Plutt's care in the flashback and said she was waiting for her parents to come pick her up. She also kept counting the days with scratch marks inside her downed ATAT homestead. She was simply waiting and earning her keep.

>LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU FUCKING NAZI INCELS
>
>ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELVES?
yes

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After watching the movie first time I thought that fat alien dude was actually a semi good guy who was caring for her for years because his friend left her with him. But then some official comic came out where he's just a retarded bad guy and Chevie rips his arms off or something.

This entire trilogy is fucking ridiculous. It's like they didn't plan anything at all.

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Their going to leave movies behind and instead use books and TV series to try to get people to really want the things that they've built into Galaxy's Edge. Then they'll do more movies.

This is what you get for considering anything outside of the OT as anything but glorified fan fiction

OH NONONONONONO

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Clown world.

Amazing.

but this was the plan, when are you guys stop whining lol you lost get over it
this

I bet one of the reasons JJ declined Disney’s offer to head Lucasfilms is because WB is close to closing a partnership deal with Bad Robot.

Thank fucking God. Stop beating a dead horse.
Come back in 5 years with a significantly better plan Disney.

I would non-ironically attend those with the same mindset I would bring to a circus freak show

>>franchise will go on hiatus for twenty years to build up nostalgia

Not happening this shit cost them billions.

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The horse will still be dead then.

This is nothing new. Lucas had a huge break between movies. It's probably what created the hype for them when they came out.

Disney probably could have pumped out constant movies if they didn't mess up the main series so bad. It's impressive that they could alienate a fan base that was split between how the prequels were seen.

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Allahu akbar!

The difference is pre Disney SW had video games. Some of the biggest hits in the industry were SW games. Now there is nothing to keep the hype.

Maybe 10 years then.
How long between the OT and PT? 30 years? Make it then.

>Solo bombed hard
>Rian Johnson’s trilogy is dead in the water
>so are the other movies like the GoT writers and Boba Fett ones
>Damage Control man JJ Abrams is soon to go to WB because Disney is losing that Bad Robot deal
>the future of Star Wars lies with the Disney streaming service which who knows will turn out well
gg disney

They'll try to beat its horse force ghost to death then

>It's impressive that they could alienate a fan base that was split between how the prequels were seen.
Not that impressive. The ST attacks, dismantles and turns on its hand the one thing the fandom could mostly agree on, the OT. That makes it a common enemy.

The videogames Disney Star Wars has like Battlefront are fucked beyond belief thanks to Disney shutting down Lucasarts and handing the IP over to EA

16 between OT and PT. 10 between PT and ST.

This, people can shit all over the prequels and shit but those games were awesome.
Mars Guo will always be my nigga in pod racing and no game will ever be a better party game than OG Battlefront 2 (except maybe Timesplitters Future Perfect)

Listen you FAGGOTS Jyn Erso is 1,000 times the character Rey will ever be.

Foolishness. The dead horse has become more powerful than they could possibly imagine. You see it strike back at them right now.

>1000×0=0

>2 fingers - bored
>3 fingers - pleasure

Virgin made this meme, I guarantee it.

I had hope for her but she was incredibly disappointing.

>fans are excited about this game?
>scrap it and make a battlefield clone with a pay to win mechanism

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at least she was a closed off bitch with an interesting arc

The main reason I stopped playing fps games is that exact reason. You have to be a whale to have any chance of not being instakilled every 2 seconds because some faggot with a mic from goodwill got his moms credit card

>Star Wars movies will go on a bit of a hiatus following Episode IX
>a bit
>16 years between RotJ and TPM
>10 years between RotS and TFA

If, by "a bit", they mean 15 to 20 years, I'd say that would be too soon. And that's a good thing™.

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for me it was because I grew up

Star wars needs a complete change of staff and minimum 5 years hiatus with a dynamite return movie in 2025/26 to regain hype. Do you really think modern Hollywood is capable of that?

Thank god, imagine being such a disaster that you saturate the legit biggest franchise in pop culture, good job Disney

3 years tops

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

Good post.

>tfw you cum and realise you want her out of your life

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I look forward to seeing the outline of your bodily fluids on the floor when a neighbour smells your lonely corpse

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Even if it's a larp this is 100% true for most broads. I've only met one woman in my life that I find both sexy and interesting and I proposed to her within a year.

>No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one)
Been there. That shit sucked.

>I know you're an incel but what am I?