/ffg/ - Found Footage General

Featured film: Crybaby Bridge

Previously: What is found footage? Found footage consists of feature length movies, shorts, or webseries designed to have the look and feel of actual (non-fictional) filmed events that were lost and subsequently discovered and made available to the viewer. That is why it is the most creative subgenre ever to exist, with over 700 movies and counting!

PLEASE HELP THE FOUND FOOTAGE COMMUNITY BY RATING FILMS, CORRECTING INFO, AND SUBMITTING NEW FILMS TO THE FOUND FOOTAGE DATABASE:

FF IMDB: foundfootagecritic.com/found-footage-films-database/

Conversation starters for newbies:
>What is your favorite found footage film?
>What found footage film are you looking forward to?
>What is your idea for the perfect found footage film?

HOW TO FIND FOUND FOOTAGE FILMS ONLINE: AN /FFG/ GUIDE

a) Download Sources from best (1) to worst (5)

1) Private Torrents (PTP, CG, and THC are the best for FF and THC is easy to join)
2) Private Usenet accounts (Get these from private torrents and private piracy forums)
3) Public Usenet (use Binsearch, get a free usenet account, slow but it works)
4) Public Torrents (use BTDB, torrentz2, zooqle, rarbg)
5) Public and private DDL (warez-bb, filehosts)

b) Streaming sites have quite a few. Type in google "[name of movie] 123movies"

c) Amazon Prime has a lot of them if you already have an account.

d) Ask /ffg/ for the ones you can't find using above methods. Remember to archive the rare ones for your fellow FF fans!

e) Here's a still-evolving pastebin of FF movies you can watch on Youtube. These are NOT recommendations!
pastebin.com/HBBBdXPu

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt3_PRifArM
youtu.be/jEUqbozoyu0
youtube.com/watch?v=VYfxYbR6HEI
youtu.be/E_Jd-xhYygk
github.com/Igglybuff/awesome-piracy
privatebin.net/?43d83e68cc5aa478#7p5U8rRVBlpQh782LllXg5 IuTR7AC Ch ysEW4hPdU=
youtube.com/watch?v=TX7ASfX02sE
pastebin.com/HBBBdXPu
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for qts

never heard of this film before

I enjoyed Trash Humpers, it was funny.

nice

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yeah

qt

Did anyone else notice that Nigel deleted his movies on youtube?

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cutest qt

I just checked and you're right, why would he do that?

yeah he's an idiot

It's definitely dumb. If anything he should have put up the movies around this time not delete them. It would have been perfect timing before the new release.

yeah that's what I was thinking too

chronicle

>ywn wake up next to her
end me

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idjit

based bobby

>tfw no qt big tiddy crazy witch wife mommy

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I wonder how many times this image has been posted on this board

would, I've been checking out older ladies when I go out lately

this was such a shit show.

alot

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yeah, literally watching it right now, the third act really went to shit

of course you would. Bitch was prime gorgeous in the movie

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the blonde was cute too, I like women of all ages

based straightbro

make a webm bro
pls

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Hell House LLC was pretty good.

I liked her and that movie was surprisingly decent

shame about the sequel

Thanks for the heads up, I did hear it was pretty bad. I don't plan on watching it so that the first movie isn't tainted.

good call and you're lucky, the first one is already tainted for me...

Thanks.

of that scene?

yes or the ending when it's going down

I put cherries in my ice cream, cherries

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yikes

gimem a sec, literally have to pause my vidya for this

what race is this?

1/4

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American

2/4

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3/4

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based

Damn I can't see webms on my iPad

4/4 bonus

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oh sweet

damn her body looks awesome

How did you make the webms so fast

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with webm for dummies and using frame number as reference.

download VLC you dummy.
also blow it out your ass lol

they’re incredibly easy to make.

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She looked amazing in this movie 2bh. I've seen her in other movies but never thought anything about it

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mommy

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>Her name is Becca

Aaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaah

underrated post

kek I checked.
it’s Becky, which is equally relevant.
fucking barren cunt redditor witches amirightbroskis?

nah I didn't like that guy

le 56% witch bitch

>implying

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lol

I don't get it. Then again i haven't been here in months

the witch bitch is a cartoon made by tom

>look it up
Well, that sure was something

>come give me a hug user

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Becca is what my buddy used to call me when I was being a redditor and a barren cunt.

can you do one of her doing a kamehameha please?

Oh damn nigel deleted the witch bitch too...I found this instead

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt3_PRifArM

kek is that bitch wearing cat ears

kek now I just found this footage
youtu.be/jEUqbozoyu0

I didn’t watch it though, I just read the title lol

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nice

I don't think I'm gonna watch that either...

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That's pretty sick, like a video game

Fatality

based
thanks bro, I appreciate it.
fuck I love that movie.

I don’t blame you. I’ve got better shit to do than listen to some old cunt ramble.
I’m finally able to work on music again.

YES hahahaha that is AWESOME
FF directors take note
spend your money on hiring good actors but then make sure to save some for some bitchin’ FX like splitting niggaz in half and throwing trees around.

kek TOASTY

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oy vey

Damn I just noticed she split that guy behind her in half

kek I actually like that actor, he’s funny and he makes good faces.
he’s on (((the Goldbergs))) too.
so is the pro-wrestler Goldberg sometimes lol.

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quite a name

>nigel deleted the witch bitch too

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me in the back

I know, I've watched it at least 3 times

She's more like Raiden than Dragon Ball

what the fuck?
why?

same, it was genuinely funny.
maybe he got sued by Matt and Trey lel
I was really hoping it would be a series though.

why would he get sued? what did he copy?

Someone must have said to him "Why are you putting your movies online for free like that..." The cartoon getting deleted too is strange though

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the webm bro is based

true, I’m just reading Dragon Ball now so I wanted to show off my new entry-level weeb knowledge.

I miss the MK1-4 arcade days.
I was never any good at it, but I actually liked to watch vidya more than I liked to play it when I was a kid.
I used to just watch friends play cuz even as a kid, I always hated nagging them about “ughhhh it’s my turn let me play!!!”

agreed, they are all cut well too.
no stray frames, good quality, the right file size etc.
I’m glad to see a bit of a webm renaissance going on today.

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What are some films you've seen more than once? From what I can remember for me it's:

They're Watching - 2 times
Noroi - 3 times
Occult - 2 times
REC - 5 times
Crowsnest - 2 times
Cult - 3 times
Grave Enounters - 4 times
Hell House LLC - 4 times

he didn’t really steal anything, it was an original idea with original characters.
it was just that style of animation reminded me of the first few seasons of South Park; particularly having pictures of real people on the walls and the yellow bathroom reminded me of the first Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo episode.

I really just wanted him to keep going with it regardless, but I’m just one guy and I’m too poor to be a Patron so it doesn’t matter what I think either way.

chronicle 45 times

She's the one true sith lord user.

I've watched Mortal Remains like 30 times. Butterfly kisses like 10 times

kek

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I've seen Rec like 5 times, Noroi like 5 times, and The Blair Witch Project like 5 times, the rest aren't worthy...jk

>I've watched Mortal Remains like 30 times

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oh yeah I wanted it to be a series too. I thought that's what he was gonna do.

That's the guy who says,"You know what, I think I will" lol

Indeed

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WELL YOU FUCKS KEPT TELLING ME TO

cheeky

I didn’t keep track but I’ve seen Grave Encounters and REC probably 10 times and As Above So Below probably close to that.
since I started posting here I’ve seen Noroi, Occult, Cult 3 times and Shirome twice.
Hell House twice, same for Bad Ben 1&3 and Leaving DC and Gonjiam.
oh and I’ve seen Creep probably 5 or 6 times.

based
I’ve seen Chronicle and Mortal Remains twice.
but BK only once, though I’d like to change that to twice eventually.

oh yeah BWP haha how could I forget that??
probably also 10 times, I actually owned it on VHS (which reminds me I’ve seen VHS 1&2 probably 4 or 5 times each)

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How it Hell House? I've been sitting on both movies for months now and haven't gotten the energy to watch them.

bunnyfu

First one is great. 2nd falls short. But is watchable

first one is good, second is bad

god i wish that were me

I've rewatched a couple of films here simply because they were the OP, like REC and V/H/S.

oh duh... and mount NABI five times
I can’t believe there are so many that I’ve seen so many times.

absolute madlad
after that concert, he went home and had a stroke lol, he later succumbed to complications stemming from a severe semen deficiency.

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no, mirei...

lol

el cheeky breeky

>tfw been here 5 months yet never saw a found footage film

Thanks for the bumps.

I won’t lie, that’s pretty based.
is it our five month anniversary or something? I forgot to get you something! hang on my song is almost mixed, just need a smokacchino first.
I always figured you watched them specifically just to have ammo to shit on /ffg/.

holy shit the star wars threads are flooding the board...

Fuck that's causing the threads to archive quick.

yeah...this thread has been moving pretty smoothly so far though

I don't want an identity

hehehe

I don’t even want to check, what happened? new trailer or something?

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no..

damn

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watching found footage drunk

toma

I wanna be a minority

>moviesperg
at least they picked a good name.

I really loved playing LEGO Star Wars for the Wii, but I can’t see myself watching a new SW movie any time in the near future.
not even in like an FF-elitist manner, I just have no interest in that franchise and haven’t in probably 20 years.

I’m trying to make an effort not to criticize people for liking things that I don’t like anymore. at least not in a rude or mean manner, mostly just flippant disregard (ie who cares?).
too many capeshit box office threads pissin’ me off, so I just decided to say fuck it and not participate in them (like that old saying, if you don’t have something nice to say, say nothing at all)

swing your partner do-si-do

what about the shaky cam?

don't be a fag

then he could have an IRL pukino simulator.

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great pic

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last one

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thanks, I like that one too.
poor Miho...

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based as fuck, now I kinda wish it was the featured film but we've had it before

miho, ni, ssssssss

nice rack

based as fuck.
someone needed to pick up the slack and I’m glad you were up for it.
don’t feel obligated to make things for us, but just know that it does not go unappreciated.

>NANI??!!?
>Mayuko-sama dai jo des
(that’s just phonetic, Im sure that’s not what he’s really saying, just like nomaksanbandaba etc)

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toma

She's hot.

>someone needed to pick up the slack and I’m glad you were up for it.
>don’t feel obligated to make things for us
well i mean it's not the first time i've made webms of bitches i think are cute or lewd scenes here. I just haven't actually watched any FF movie for months now hence no webms from me

...

lol

Do you think it's possible to pretend to be making a found footage movie just to get a hot actress to hang around all day and then pretend the movie didn't work out

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More than r9k

either way, thanks. especially because that’s a good one and no one had taken any caps or anything except for the poster being a good reaction pic.

actually now that I think about it, Im pretty sure I remember that there was a long webm of that end scene of her chucking (and sneeding) fireballs. but now I can’t find it in my folders.
oh well at least now we’ve/I’ve got a bunch of them.

kek that’s me on the left and right.
everybody everybody get down tonight.

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of course

Damn I can't find this movie to watch anywhere

I wanna go out tonight but I'm having car trouble so I'll most likely have to stay in watching movies

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sounds awful, that's what I do every night

me neither, hopefully that one thc user will be willing to mega it

I doubt it, I'm just gonna find another movie to watch I guess

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really? jesus christ

Got some balls putting this movie as the OP. It's not good and its very obscure.

this but making music.
also I don’t really want to go out.

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I’ve never heard of it and I’ll never see it either. it’s not even going on my “list”.
I’m convinced that I’ve seen all the good ones already anyway.

>Damn I can't find this movie to watch anywhere
I will definitely be able to find it for the thread. Give me a few hours.

Never doubt me, user. This one snuck under my radar but I've seen it and downloaded it before so I can definitely do it again. Give me a few hours to get home and search.

Thanks so much

pretty based

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literally who?

is youtube acting up for anyone else

might be the star wars trailer spiking traffic

Yea Forums is using the lake mungo film poster to start a thread again...

better than star wars desu

true, but someone always talks shit about it

Palpatine's in it so I'm hype because he's always fun

98% of Yea Forums is utter plebery and Lake Mungo is a guaranteed (You) generator

I’m done whiteknighting for movies.
it’s even more pointless than doing it for women.
you think a movie I like is shit?
okay cool you’re probably right, I’m certainly not gonna change your mind.
guess it’s shit and I like shit movies.
oh well now I’ll never be cool...

unless he’s made of LEGO and on a screen that I can control him on, I’m not interested.

>Lake Mungo is a guaranteed (You) generator
Yeah I will admit. Nothing makes plebs madder than Lake Mungo. They are still assblasted about the fact that no explosions or jumpscares happened.

>guaranteed (You) generator
that no longer satisfies my hunger.

yes, the videos are freezing

Damn lads, I can't find Rorschach anywhere to torrent. Where can I watch it?

it's on youtube

In good quality I hope

oh I don't know, I just know that I watched it on there a while ago

toma

butt stuff

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...

TGIF

more like TGIFF

saved

What was the name of that one Akira movie which was made by the worst rlm member?

idgi

is that wekafuke or whatever it's called movie online yet?

no

Chronicle

Thank God It's Found Footage

Honestly, user, come on now

Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=VYfxYbR6HEI

theres one where im from

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what's that noise?

ahhhh the first ten seconds were too spooky! I had to stop!!

I’ll watch it later, I’m onto something.

I farted. buhscuse me.

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onions

.

>herro
theres only one correct neo pic response right here. choose wisely

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greep

jk it ain’t that serious.
but it’s still technically true.

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the beat I’m working on right now is so weird. it’s gonna take at least tonight to clean it up though.
turns out playing qwerty isn’t as responsive as an actual keyboard.
but I said fuck it I’ll do it live and now I have to live with the consequences.

what a qt

doing it live
that's dope

youtu.be/E_Jd-xhYygk
>fucking thing SUCKS
I still have to go through the whole thing and clean up some of the notes so it’s only half live/half doctored but that’s the way I like electronic music.

is creep movies found footage?

yes

kek

goob questiom, I neber fought about like dat beforn

I wish all the movies were on tubi

I wonder what kind of person keeps asking this...

>I wish all the movies were on tubi
They are all on THC and that's better than tubi , tubih

Just finished watching The Claire Wizard Thesis. It was good. I don't laugh anymore but I can see how people would find a lot of parts funny, got some chuckles out of me.

>tubih
dig it

a spicy memelord

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00s was my favorite horror decade

The Ring
The Grudge
kairo
Martyrs
Inside
Calvaire
Saw
Hostel
REC
The Descent
Paranormal Activity
Tale of Two Sisters
28 daysweeks later
Cloverfield
Antichrist
Session 9
The Orphanage
Lake Mungo
The Strangers
Shutter
American Psycho
Let the right one in
Inland empire

That's a pretty good list.

I haven’t seen them all, but it seems to be a quality list.
you should make it into a chart
www.neverendingchartrendering.com

good stuff, I've seen them all except for like 2 or 3 but they're all good or at worst decent

Daily reminder that if you're not on THC, you should learn to be a better pirate by reading this guide from beginning to end.

github.com/Igglybuff/awesome-piracy
github.com/Igglybuff/awesome-piracy
github.com/Igglybuff/awesome-piracy

I came to this thread just to find a movie i once saw posted here, i forgot what it was called but thanks to your list i'm now gonna watch lake mungo.

thanks

Can you remember what it was about or any other details?

was it about an alien rape monster with a three foot benis?

Maybe i wasn't making it clear, i've been awake for too long, but the movie was lake mungo.

Hope you enjoy it, user

Good night frens, sun's up and I gotta sleeb, hope the thread survives

Didn't really like it, found it quite boring.

No

Watch it again with the realization that it's about coping with a tragedy that won't go away and can never leave, and ultimately was about a glimpse into fate you neither wanted nor can you understand and how Alice was unequipped to deal with what she saw. The implications of the movie are more unsettling when it's taken as a whole. The dread sets in when you realize she was seeing her own haunting in her dreams. It's a ghost story, a sad and unsettling ghost story.

Good, non-pleb post here. This is why I come to /ffg/

Me neither.

oh then I don’t care

Got the implications, i just was in the mindset for something more thrilling/unnerving. It's not a bad movie, just really not what i was expecting. Also, maybe the reveal fell kind of flat, in my opinion. Watching the taking of deborah logan now, kind of more of what i was looking for initially.

I agree

Taking of Deborah Lee was pretty great tho, great reveals and tense moments, and the last act was fucking great.

I think that one is definitely underrated.

looks like the pleb filter is still working

I guess that user couldn't find Crybaby Bridge...

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It's on THC...

That's great but not everyone is a member and that user said he would get it and mega it for the thread but he didn't

going through the FF they have on tubi today

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privatebin.net/?43d83e68cc5aa478#7p5U8rRVBlpQh782LllXg5 IuTR7AC Ch ysEW4hPdU=

password is /ffg/

>movie has a heavy soundtrack

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not that guy but thanks

you're just trying to make me watch mortal remains for the 31st time aren't you

Thank you, I hope good things happen to you.

it's just a reaction image, that's only with atticus's face

It's too late, i'm already watching mortal remains you manipulative psychotic whore. I bet your first name is claire

that's on you, I'm not rewatching it until the sequel comes out

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h8 claire

>can't even into banter
disappointing

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Now nigel only put up the first 12 minutes of the movies wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=TX7ASfX02sE

lmao what the hell is he thinking?

Which movies in this pastabin are worth watching? pastebin.com/HBBBdXPu I've only seen noroi and that's one of my favorites.

Occult
The Tunnel
ZeroDay
909 Experiment

ass backwards

My House Walkthrough
Crowsnest
House with 100 Eyes

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toma

Ghost of Perdition into The Baying of the Hounds

based cedric

lol

Don't laff he's a boomer

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lol

it’s based mikael akerfeldt
I used to be able to play them on guitar too. maybe I still can idk.

he said don’t laugh!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
the lol-yeah continuum is shattering noooooooo stop laughing!!!! ITS NOT FUNNYYYYYYYYY

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Has anybody watched Aliens: Zone of Silence?
UFO/Alien horror movies are my absolute favorite but there's so little of them out there and Zone of Silence is one I haven't been able to get my hands on because I'm not on any private trackers.

haven’t seen it but I’ve heard nothing but terrible things about it Tbh.
have you seen all 3 Alien Abductions? (McPherson Tape, Incident in Lake County and 2014)
and Phoenix Incident and Phoenix Forgotten (funny enough I forgot the name of this one and had to look it up lol)?

Yeah I have. I enjoyed most of them but I do prefer some higher production budget. Ever see Extraterrestrial? I enjoyed that a lot. Watched it with my best friend one night on a whim as we were looking for some horror movies. The ending scene is great. Even has a nod to the Smoking Man from X Files.

nice soi poster nigel hahahahahaha

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lol

yikes

I guess Nigel doesn’t actually lurk here...

it is a valid facial expression for being scared and/or screaming though.
the s.oy face is an excited reaction, opening your mouth to pretend to be shocked in a cutesy manner (emulating a woman’s reaction as sarcastic humor).

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onions

funyons

chitlins

shitlins

kek

Watched gonjiman. Was good for the first part but always when they show the ghost/enemy w/e it turns to crap. Couldn't stop laughing at some point with the pussy licking sound.

okay so most of the ff films i've seen have been absolute trash. though honestly i've enjoyed a few anyway, like Grave Encounters 1&2.
There was a couple of compilation ff movies that I'd like to get my hands on again and I was hoping you could give me some clues as to the titles. One of the short clips involved a demon girl that killed a couple of drunk guys and kidnapped the third, and another (my favourite) that was some sort of indonesian death cult where they birthed the antichrist.

fuck off

Oh, thank you for your input. Go fuck yourself into a concrete wall.

sorry, I should be clearer.
the title of the movies you’re looking for are Fuck Off (2012) and Fuck Off 2 (2015)

Oh well, thank you for the apology. I think these movies are quite relevant in the modern social climate. Perhaps I might have spied your contribution in the credits somewhere?

maybe next time don’t start with “all the movies you like are shit” and I’ll give you a less hostile response.
it’s not rocket surgery. you don’t be mean to us and I won’t be forced to be mean to you. that’s how talking to people works, I will reflect whatever you spew at me back at you.

for the record, it wasn’t a real apology.
VHS 1&2 are what you’re looking for.
and no I’ve never worked on a film, thanks for rubbing it in.

V/H/S

well, thank you for the reply, these are indeed the movies I was looking for. And yes, I suppose my opening tone was more antagonistic that it should have been, perhaps I should have gone with a more "i'm not really a found footage fan" kinda vibe. These days my posts are a product of this environment, and on this nightmarish hellscape of anonymous internet posts it is so easy to be mean for no reason. I'm sorry. There is value in your interests and passions, even if I don't feel it myself. Please keep it up.

>gonjiman

I appreciate what I will assume is a genuine response.
we could all stand to be a bit nicer to each other, myself included.
this site is already full of social rejects and losers, again myself included. you’d think we’d be able to band together, even anonymous internet friends are better than nothing.
I get where you’re coming from though.
it’s a cold world out there, sometimes I think I’m getting a little frosty myself.

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I exists to light up the crowsnest mon
I don't give a bombaclot

rest assured my response was completely genuine. I know that it's so hard to know if things are real or just sarcasm. Most of the time I just assume sarcasm.
unfortunately, given that so many of us are indeed 'social rejects' as you say, banding together is beyond our capabilities. That, combined with the lack of accountability provided by our anonymity, creates an environment that i suppose would be called toxic. basically just a televised shit flinging contest with no winners.

you’re right unfortunately.
a lot of the social rejection is based on lacking actual social skills, so they wouldn’t just magically appear because we’re on the internet.
and I know that “banding together” is a total pipe dream. but from what I’ve gathered over the years, a lot of the hostility is self-inflected.
rejection and loneliness manifest into anger and then they take the anger out here and wonder why people are being mean to them.
>why won’t you fucking retards be nice to me you stupid faggots?
but it wouldn’t matter even if someone were nice, because then someone could just be mean to you anyway and they’d say “fuck it they’re all assholes, why would I be nice?” and around and around we go, it’s assholes all the way down.

I know the only reason I have any friends is because I smoked weed in high school.

it's turtles all the way down, indeed. i'm sorry that so many poor sacks of crap fall between the cracks of society. what are we to do, us poor social deviants? so many poor sods could be so much more, given a different situation.
i suppose all we can cling to is our own little lives, our own little situations. we have only the tiniest point of contact here, but I so desperately hope that you can make it. that we both can. maybe a good first step would be to ditch this place and all it stands for, but what the fuck do I know? i'm just going to go watch the Grave Encounters movies i just downloaded and get more drunk.

preaching to the choir my nigga.
I’ve been trying to leave for weeks but I keep getting sucked back in.
at least now I’m able to work on music for a few hours a day, I just need to figure out how to turn it into money and all of my problems (besides physical health) would be fixed overnight.

enjoy the movies, Grave Encounters is one of my favorites and the sequel is better than I remembered.
it’s the weekend so live it up and get drunk, whatever you need to do to feel less shitty. don’t fall for the muh degeneracy meme, everyone needs a stress release, as long as it’s in moderation.

yeah you don't know shit faggot, grave encounters is only average in this subgenre bitch

Grave Encounters 1 is fucking good

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you keep on with your music.my marketing degree says that you want to put yourself out there. as many channels as you can. a good place to start is to piggy back on existing value generators. i.e. do covers of popular songs. do them in new ways. acapella, whatever. something that the mass market would consider fun.
unfortunately i'm deep in the well of the alcoholic and barely struggling through, so i may or may not make it.
and unfortunately i'm in a critical stage of a masters degree so i can't really afford to be as wasteful and fucked as i am right now, but here we are.
Go fuck yourself as hard and as vigorously as you possibly can, then toss your carpet burned remains into a canal.

unfortunately the songs I’ve been doing haven’t really been the mass marketable type. I like them though.

I wish you luck with the drinking, I know how hard it is to deal with that sort of thing. the best advice I can give is to cut back, just try to do it less. it’s all about harm reduction. drink beer instead of booze.

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