Go to see Dumbo with a girl I like

>go to movies with a fat, sweaty neckbeard as a favour because he seems to have no friends
>he tries to molest you 20 minutes into the movie
WTF I love feminism now?

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I had this happen to me one time in high school and I very calmly excused myself to go to the "bathroom" and instead I fucking left her there and she was stuck there for 6 hours until her parents got off work and came to pick her up

Haha that will teach her for not wanting to kiss an uggo!

Rude.
Also I’m skinny

Lol

>see retard frog thread
>immediately hide it whilst ignoring OP's post entirely

based

What did she say next time you saw her?

things you wish you did?

Haha, that'll teach her for not giving you the sex that you were entitled to!

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I texted a coworker and made it pretty obvious I wanted to fuck her and the next day as weird, and she smircked walking past me and I don’t know what it meant

lmao, why not wait till the end of the evening like a normal person?

Sup reddit

I'm ignoring your post too

Let me guess, this ruined your chance with her ad every girl who knew her?

1st date movie is the worst idea ever,
you are stuck with a person you barely know for 2h straight and cant even talk

Close but instead of what you just said I got her drunk at a party a few months later and fucked her.

What kind of complete asocial retard do you have to be to try to kiss someone who doesn't want to kiss you? You seriously can't tell if someone wants to kiss you? You think they're gonna get so wowed by you trying that they're gonna change their mind?

>ask girl to the movies
>"is it okay if my friend also comes so I feel safe?"
>sure

>get to movie theater
>her friend is male, whatever
>move my hand to her thigh
>she puts her hand on mine and we intertwine fingers
>lean over 5 minutes later to comment how loud the people making out behind us are
>she's frenching her friend

and we were only 45 minutes into Infinity wars. I kept holding her hand because I didn't want her to feel awkward, and then I drove them both home (he said he lived near by and would walk the rest)

I'm not gay but if some guy paid for my movie ticket and paid for my overpriced large popcorn that I didn't even put a dent in, and candy, and gas money picking me up and the guy tried to kiss me, I would let him. Again, I'm not gay it's called having social awareness and being a good guy instead of a fucking societal leech

Based

Im sure you're expecting lots of you's for this shitty bait post. Have a sympathy one from me.

oh nononono

Based as fuck holy shit.
Cringey white knights deserve to die.

You're talking about an escort or prostitute. If you want one, why not just hire one?

treat em mean keep em keen. never fails

So if I buy a friend a beer, it means he should suck my dick... I hope this is some "le epic incel" bait...

>go see this preachy indie movie with a girl
>movie has been out for weeks too, so we get thrown into a flat room with ten seats at best
>can't even make any moves because it's not a very private seating given the room size
>tell her I hated the movie at the end, thinking I'll win Chad points because "omg he disregards social norms and doesn't suck up to the gay nigger rape flick"
>she says she'll wake home on her own
>tells me we shouldn't see each other anymore
>doesn't even repay me for her ticket like she promised
I wish we'd seen Dumbo. Less waste of time.

>So if I buy a friend a beer, it means he should suck my dick
Its the least I would expect. no homo though

I find it hard to believe that Dumbo didn't get her in the mood. If you want to get her hot and ready, word of advice.. Pinnochio works every time.

She was setting up a threesome and you blew it, you retard.

why do women tease? why would the go to a movie with a male if they don't want to get fucked by him???

unironically based

>MMF threesome
>a good thing
faggot

to feel safe? really? a girl shows such distrust to you and you go with her? what's wrong with you pal, have some honor

>bait
He's making a joke, retard. Try not to act like you got here in 2016.

I think they're trying to let you down easier, but somehow in their heads it's better that you spend fifty bucks getting movie tickets for you two to watch the movie together than for her to flat out refuse you and for you to forego waste fifty bucks.

You can’t tell a girl you hated something you did together, they take it personally as you thinking they’re not fun

It's exactly those types of shitty bait posts which contributed to Yea Forumss downfall.

I'll be the first here to admit I fucked up. I usually steer clear of dates, and not like I have the prospects of many anyways, so I'm very bad at them.
But I hear you. Still, I could've seen the movie alone, and she could've seen the movie alone and it would've made no difference. I wasn't even whispering her dumb shit.

>take girl to movies
>hardly make conversation
>still agrees to second date
>says she thought I didn't like her because I didnt try kissing her on the first date
Women are retarded, more news at 11

jesus christ you could have waited for that middle part of the movie where everyone was happy

Movies make for horrible dates. But you should be proud of ypurself for inviting a girl out and trying to kiss her. I wpuld be nervous as fuck

Cucked

I saw a guy ask the girl selling him his ticket unironically if she wanted to watch the movie with him. She rejected obviously. This is why i never asked any girl out until i was 26

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ROBERT I NEED ANGELA!!!!!

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formerly pauls

big ol' baste

>Retards who can't discern jokes from trolling contributed to Yea Forumss downfall.
Correct.

Imagine wasting your time and energy on women in 2019
you guys deserve everything you got

what a chad

kek, monstrous shitpost user

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i had my first kiss 2 weeks ago, im 29 yo.
congratulate me pls

out fucking maneuvered

have sex

>making out on a movie called dumbo

Really nigga

based chad

Congrats user I’m 9 years younger and working on my first

Well gooooood for youuu

sorry to ruin your date brochacho

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>first kiss 2 weeks ago, im 29 yo
cant even begin to imagine how awkward that must've been
please don't tell us the story i really dont want to know

congrats though

Good for you lad, what was his name?

Is a movie a good place for a first date? Do I just ask a girl if she wants to see a movie with me?

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Is there anything really wrong with smashing a drunk girl and telling her a fake name? Real men take what they want right?

Yeah, if you're in High School. Otherwise go out for dinner. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Nice!

I had my first kiss 2 weeks ago as well. 26 yo.
Does it count if it was for a play?

You did nothing wrong user, fuck that bitch for not putting out despite accepting your invitation to a date with you.

Hi female.

>Is a movie a good place for a first date?
No. The purpose of a first date is getting to know each other better. You can't do that when you're both watching a movie.

I don't know, Dinner on a first date just seems to intimate, too personal. What if I can't make conversation? At least with a movie we can talk about it afterwards

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>Real men take what they want right?
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. When you are a real man people fall over themselves to give you what you want. You ain't gotta take a thing.

Nope. Coffee is the first date. Then, if you hit it off, you ask her to go to some event. Movies are fine, but something more interactive would be best. Just some common experience that can give you something to focus on and talk about if you clam up.

>due you can do it, you just need to have attitude
>user finally manages to get courage and have some attitude
>WTF ARE YOU MOLESTING HER YOU SICKO

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thanks, its not imposible
thanks user
it wasnt awkward at all, it was cute desu
i think she didnt notice i was a kissless virgin
kek
>Does it count if it was for a play?
i dont know how this work at all but i think it does

You had 100 mimutes to man up and just start finger blasting her.

Similar story, except after I left she started texting me begging to come pick her up. I told her I wanted to make out and feel tit at a minimum. She relented and I picked her up and got to second base. And that's how I learned only assholes prosper with women.

I usually invite women to coffee on first date.

Wow it looks like YOU were the Dumbo there lmao

That's not fucking funny.

this tbqh senpai women are terrible people

Happy for you frens

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I'm sorry, that was very uncalled for. I just wanted to make a silly joke. You're okay, kid.

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ah-bloo-bloo

maybe she just didnt understand what youre doing. the theater is dark and loud. next time if she rejects you, to make sure she is rejecting you, run your fingers through her hair and keep whispering into her ear 'give daddy some sugar' until she verbally tells you no or the movie ends. if she tells you no then just change seats next to another girl and try again. dating is a numbers game and statistically youre going to find at least one woman thats into it.

Holy based

twice i've saw a movie with a girl, made out with her in the theater, and then never saw again. the fucks that about?

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God just imagine some autistic khv doing this and then having to be escorted out of the theatre by incel patrol

You just made me remember that train girl loses, fuck you dude

>taking a girl to the cinema
How can people be this dumb?
>sit next to each other with armrests between the both of you
>can't talk to each other
>no way to make a move without explicitly calling attention to it, like that stupid "hand over shoulder after yawning" move
>awkwardly sitting next to each other, saying nothing, for 2 hours
Just LOL

Yes, what's wrong with that?

>not sitting in the very front row and finger banging each other
Lmao, henlo the BIG virgin