*wipes brow*
*adjusts tie*
*wipes brow*
John Miller
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Angel Hernandez
>be boomer
>know who that is
John Ward
No respect, I tell ya!
Aaron Garcia
>hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid
why did he lie to me?
Wyatt Reed
Sounds like youre lacking respect ?
Adam Anderson
I DONT GET NO RESPECT NO RESPECT
Gavin Foster
HEY HEY OKAY OKAY
WHAT A THREAD WHAT A THREAD
Jace Mitchell
Yeesh, though crowd here. Last night I told my wife that Yea Forums told me to have sex. She told me not to listen, it wasn't gonna happen anytime soon.
Jace Jenkins
>boomer comedians who aren't really funny
Dangerfield's standup sets have aged like fine milk
Ayden Nelson
Lucifer from Little Nicky
Leo Gray
Let's have a big hand for user. He's all right!
Jackson Hall
Post rodney kinos
youtube.com
Henry Smith
I tell ya, the kids these days. The other day I got rejected at the movie theater. I told the kid I wasn't single, he said I should be.
Zachary Parker
I hate everything about Natural Born Killers except his part.
Ian Clark
>DUDE MY WIFE KEKS ME LMAO
Why do americans love this type of humor so much? really makes you think
Jose Adams
I get no respect, I tell ya, no respect at all. Just the udda day, I make this same thread on Yea Forums and the jannies come and clean it up. I ask em, hey, what's the deal? They ban me and say, "I don't get paid enough to read your threads." They don't get paid at all! No respect, I tell ya.
Ryan Green
>hating dangerfield
jesus christ you guys really are cynical pricks
Jaxson Cruz
thread reads more like affectionate parody to me breh
Connor Torres
I'll give you a prick alright
*unzips dick, possibly the biggest you've ever seen*
Levi Wood
Oh man, don't get my started about my wife. She told me I reminded her of the the Simpsons, I was only formerly fucked.
Owen Morris
i hate it. it's downright insulting, but i'm not american so what do i know.
Gabriel Price
Drew Careys standup is atrocious
Jacob Hill
I tells ya, have you been to that Seed and Feed recently? Oh boy, that Sneed he's a real piece of work Johnny, a real piece of work. I tells him I'm that I'm gonna grow tomacco on my ol' daddy's place, he tells me I'm planting gummy bears. Gummy bears, I tells ya, I gets no respect.
Gabriel Stewart
Absolutely based
Connor Gray
>it's downright insulting
It's literally called self-deprecating humor. That is quite literally what it is.
Charles Allen
Probably the only good execution of this joke in years.