for me, it's Gunny
For me, it's Gunny
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for me, it´s jean-pier (l)mao
Absolutely OBESE
I want her to sit on my face with her big Martian ass
Ayyy
Damn that is one cylindrical little honey.
Also why is she the only Martian with an Australian accent?
For me, it's Sergeant-Lieutenant Amos Burton. Because he's deranged, dangerous and doesn't take shit from anyone. Just like me.
For me it's Truman Class Dreadnought.
fuck belters
I believe there has been others with that accent
fuck me she's perfect. imagine her using you as her toilet haha.
>Australian accent
I seem to remember all the Martians having American accents or evil British accents.
Oh well
My turn with gunny
oh my... her protein bodybuilder farts must be quite pungent
Good choice
YAM NAM BWAYNNA
WEY NA BELTALOADA SEE
She's a big girl, probably makes big noise
youtube.com
>no tomboy beltaloada gf
Why live?
wholesome cute, probably a huge slut tho
this. all of them are like that.
DRUMMER A CUTE
For me, it's Fleet Admiral AugustoNguyễn
Glad he's dead
>Errinwright's gimp cheerleader
Do the books explain how the hell a group of Polynesians get to mars?
Is there a season 4 of this or was it canceled ?
how many drinks for that drummer to spin
It's coming this year. It was just delayed by switch to Amazon.
same way they got to the fucking islands in the first place, on ships.
maui freighter
Augusto "ahem... fuck martians and fuck belters" Nguyễn
for me, its drummer.
>another generic sci-fi setting with le evil Earth and MUH FREEDOM to the colonies
Confirmed didn't watch it.
>3^5 posts in
>no one made gunny-cunny joke so far
i'm proud of you, Yea Forums
god I hope Amazon lets Gunny and Drummer do a 10 minute long sex scene.
Based mentally ill non-watcher.
cock and ball torture please mrs gunny
our based boy Alex gonna deflower Gunny's cunny in season 4, mark my words
Season 8 when
I like this show and all but honestly this alien tech thing feels completely unnecessary. Cold war between Earth and Mars is interesting enough by itself.
Is Gunny still a virgin? In the show, I mean.
For me it's dropping the show once punisher detecitve dies
And miss out on based drummer? Why
He was in 5/10 episodes of season 3 and has been confirmed to appear in 7/10 episodes of season 4
fuck flashbacks, my man
she might be. whole life dedicated to the army, no time for dick.
>b*lter whore
nothing of value was lost.
Like a lifless husk or something? Who cares then, it's not a real guy. Besides, i would have to endure a second season
Is this a SpartanfromHalo??
GAS THE BETLERS!SPACE WAR NAO!
Not flashbacks, he's back.
He's even more kino dead than alive
Doors and corners, man
everyone on the show is just so fucking ugly, every room is dark and dingy, they got greasy hair and dirt on their skin cause LUL its dirty in space ships bro or whatever
fucking gay ass show, miss me wit dat shit
This. Have you seen the interior of the ISS or space shuttles? They're damn near spotless and the people on board have to look after themselves even more than those who are planetside. The idea that in the future all the spaceships and stations would be lower quality doesn't make much sense.
Except when we saw military ships it's always clean inside. Belter junk is the crappy looking old shit.
Best world building since GOT in my opinion.
God i need her thickness on top of me
the belters maybe but the two space navies and the private ships owned by the billionaire asian dude were clean.
here's your (you), you deserve it.
I bet you were raped as a child as well.
doors and corners user, doors and corners.
her royal thiccness
>incels think sex is a huge comitment of time and emotion
new season when?
This year, exact date TBA
Earth ships are so aesthetic. Mars stuff looks too much like video game designs.
The whole point is that ship aesthetics don't matter. None of them fly in atmo so they don't need any aerodynamics whatsoever, which is why they're 90% flying bricks with drives and weapons tacked on
They don't even get painted fancy colours because no one will ever see them up close, and IFF/transponders/hull scans handle identification rather than eyesight anyway
That's why Mao's yacht is seen as so extravagant in comparison, even on just the outside
MANEO NOOOO
Were you a child prostitute?
>in xcom he's concerned about using technology to become like the aliums
>in expanse he's behind it
woah
Earth ships look more practical. Donnager railguns looked like they didn't even have 360 coverage.
Based expanse showing women are shallow whores no matter the times
>These fucking eyes
Isn't she too thick for a belter?
>hatred for others so unreasonable he gladly commits treason and ruins everything for everybody
checks out
The Expanse looks cheap, has a bunch of forced diversity hires, and the story sounds bland and stupid as shit. Redpill Mr on why I should watch this show.
so the blue alien clarktech stuff isn´t some kind of hive-mind were fedora detective lives as a part of the whole?
I stopped watching this show after she was introduced. I'm too much of a /pol/tard for that nigger shit.
>forced diversity hires
Watch it and you will see it's never forced.
Also, dumb phoneposter.
IT REACHES OUT IT REACHES OUT IT REACHES OUT IT REACHES OUT
what a magical place this is. Yea Forums(nel) must be the only place in the world were people gets turned into seething racists, cronic masturbaters and/or moral fag christians in equal quantity.
Are you fucking retarded you fucking low iq inbred explain to me why the fuck would you expect a world full of aryans in the year 2300 when you see how shit things are right now
How can your brain be so fucking retarded that is impossible for you to correlate 2 simple things
>tfw you will never slingshot yourself through space and time and be rewarded with milkers
DROPPING BOMBS ON OLYMPUS MONS
REDS BTFO FOREVER AND ALWAYS
We can all agree that Alex "I used to be a Martian but not any more, but still kind of am" Kamal is the worst character right?
>not loving the hossman
the worst one is what´s-her-name. the belter with the nose and the accent
I like him more than James and Naomi
Not only do the nose and engine flares block the rail gun fields of fire, but the shitty turret design means that they also can't elevate or depress more than a single degree at best, meaning that
>They can't fire at targets directly ahead of them without manually steering the ship to line up one rail gun at a time.
>To shoot at broadside targets they have to roll entire ship to aim each gun individually.
Meanwhile earther ships have their rail guns mounted on turrets that can elevate to 90 degrees.
Dumb martian mutts.
Amos>Hossman>>>Holden>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naomi
>Sergeant-Lieutenant
Since when is he in the military?
You're gay part'ner.
To be fair those are not for point blank. But yes Earth ships seem to have more practical design.
for me it's Julie in the show and Clarissa in the books
did nothing wrong
fat
I'm not the one that likes to over-the-top cowboy brokeback mountain vibe
Nguyen in the show is pretty based 2bqh.
Thinking about it, they did a good job with Ashford too.
>they did a good job with Ashford too
This is what happens when the original writers aren't exactly happy with the character and get the chance to rewrite him completely. Pirate Daddy show Ashford > Bitch book Ashford
Ashford is supremely based, I hope we get more of him
Ashford is way better in the show. Too bad they had to shoehorn the "Now i'm going to try and blow up the ring because my character did it in the books".
Dropped the show when the disgustingly ugly mars mutt got more and more screentime
I aint gonna waste anymore lifetime watching this creatura on my screen
he's based
a true Earth nationalist, would follow him desu
>earth nationalist
Shouldn't he be called earth supremacist or earth worldist
>Earth nationalist
aka globalist.
Clarissa is the hottest mystery meat MILF I've seen on TV in recent years. Kind of miscast but I don't mind.
hnnnnnnnnnng
Next season, when, Bezos? I can't wait
thicc*
November 15th.
See you soon!
Jeff
>tfw no havelock in the next saison
Yepp that was one hell of a woman, have only seen season 1 and 2.
they dropped the whole belters=skinny lanklets because it's just too much work to cast those people. the belters in the show just have the belter slang and weak bones.
Insects.
Only the children of asteroid hoppers end up being long bone freaks, the people who live on big stations and moons look mostly normal.
no, all the belters are tall and lanky. both miller and naomi are lanky and over 6 feet tall. there are some belters that are more lanky than normal though, they spent most of their life in very low G
You sure about that?
We can rebuild her; we have the technology.
LMAO LOOK AT HER AND LAUGH WHAT A RETARD
lmao stupid insect
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE ROOFS BRO
Oh shit the new book's out? Fuck yes.
Best boy and best girl.
>Watching The Expanse because people say its the best Scifi in the last 20 years
>suddenly interracial relationship out of fucking nowhere
>Earthers are just a bunch of old white evil men
>Mars is more technologically and socially advanced and full of black people
>Stron female Martian soldier that neeeds no man
>suddenly interracial BMAF young couple out of fucking nowhere.
>next scene a scientist says the black kid is the genetically superior candidate to be a super soldier infected with the Alien virus.
LMAO, this is too much globalist propaganda for my quiet evenings.
D R O P P E D
Always.
im pretty sure this is the same idiot who wrote the 9 books meme
Anyone notice the Belts seem to be overwhelming white this wouldnt exist at all theres no way jews would allow an entire sector of space to be a bunch of white ethnostates at all. We have also yet to see a black majority space area as well.
>Earthers are just a bunch of old white evil men
>Mars is full of black people
Why are you lying user?
Stale pasta.
The Belt is Mutt Central (as it should be), what are you talking about?
White mutts you mean.
Why is the Expanse so easy to meme
>Sadavir is black in the book but somehow white in the show.
>Martens is a nice guy and truly support Bobbie .He is a generic asshole officier in the show.
What did the show mean by this?
Good media always is.
sadavir is indian in the book. the girl holden bangs in the first episode is supposed to be black, she's white in the show. we can play this dumb game all day.
>This is usually followed by crotch grabbing and neck tattooing
She's white because she die.
INVINCIBLE
Belters are the best to meme.
so what are you going to do when marcos comes around? he's a brown guy and they cast a brown guy
Why are you even responding to pol shitters?
As long as he isnt black I dont care Im so sick of african jungle savages in our media.
Diogo did literally nothing wrong
because its funny, also errinwright did nothing wrong so im not sure what he's complaining about
That scene is even funnier if you read the books before.
Imagine if she fell down on your face haha.
She would probably do it for some sandwiches.
>this is the people that threatens to invade your planet
How can a character introduced halfway through the season ends up being the best?
Strathairn is a pretty great actor.
So much futuristic tech and he cant fix his face
halfway through the season=start of the next book. all the shit that happens on io is the end of the second book
Belters don't have futuristic tech, all their stuff is old or stolen. No doubt they could fix it on Earth if he was important enough for someone to care about him.
Cute martian potato
>God tier
Amos
Miller
Drummer
>Top tier
Alex
Ashford
>Good tier
Bobbie
Ghazi
>Mid tier
Avasarala
Fred
Errinwright
>Low tier
Holdan
Clarissa
>Shit tier
Preacher lady
Naomi
>Eye candy tier
Documentary girl
>Asshole tier
Nguyen
>errinwright not in god tier, nguyen in asshole tier
severe shit taste detected
She looks so genuinely happy with those sandwiches. Top cute.
Errinwright is a cowardly, manipulative asshole. There is literally nothing redeeming about him.
>top tier alex
>ashford not god tier along with errinwright
Except that youre wrong pleb erringwright is based and redpilled fuck belter and fuck martians earth comes first ALWAYS
wrong
Earth must come first
>"Earth first!"
>*incites war with the rest of the solar system*
heh, nothing personnel, humanity
insects aren't human
>belters and martians
>humans
Pick one faggot
I really liked Prax
That's not a very nice way to describe Earth's soldiers and the south americans who paid the price for his needless warmongering.
I WALK AROUND LIKE DAT NIGGA
i'm not describing earth solders. im describing martians. insects. are. not. human.
To be fair even brazilians agree that brazil should be nuked nothing of value would be lost if all of south america gets nuked and im saying this a chilean just nuke the whole place
are you jeff bezos
Reminder that all enemies of Earth will get their day of the rope.
BOW YA SHITS, BOW TO YOUR KING
Why would you give half your money to a roastie im quite sure with all that money you could get her to accidentally die
I did too. I'm surprised he was able to save his daughter.
Errinwright was a slimy politician who betrayed his friends just to start a war.
no, he fought for Earth.
>imagine being a grown ass man with "friends"
What are you twelve kys tranny cuck, theres nothing wrong with starting a war to kill insectoids and subhuman belters
i love chainsmoking grandma
Now imagine her doing JOI/CEI vids
Is Drummer a strong female character done right?
lul thats the incomplete one, i made a better one in the same thread ages ago
Yes bossmang
Yes, because her strength never once involves her pointing out she is female or a minority. She's just a hardass leader. If she was male she'd be just as based.
Also helps she's qt.
im going to keep using the incomplete one and shove it in your failure face HAHAHHHA YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Why is Florida so lit up?
Belt fuckers
Who is Ghazi?
She was really great in 24
>Cold war between Earth and Mars is interesting enough by itself.
It's prequel fodder.
>supreme tier
anderson dawes
Errinwright is very based, but Nguyen was an asshole. Errinwright wanted to first protect earth and then unite humanity by conquering Mars. Nguyen wanted to utterly destroy Mars and kill billions just for a grudge.
Avasarala's bodyguard
oh hoh hey! hey there hoss!
I swear that actor fucking nails the high-functioning psychopath.
Book Ashford is one of the most infuriating characters ever written, for that alone he deserves to be in a lower tier.
Pretty good actor yeah, reads the backstory to Amos everytime they start filming for a new season
Oh yeah he was pretty cool.
trailer park fire
ashur stood fucking roman
He is, but David Strathairn elevates him far past his book persona.
book ashford is shit and barely even a character. the show improved him 100x
Meth labs
>tfw
Sweet i have amazon prime !!
It's a shame that the two main characters are the worst in the show. If it was about the wacky adventures of Amos the psycho and Alex the Hossman it would be goat.
God what is wrong with you
Not sure if trolling, but it's a Kiwi accent. Similar but not the same.
>Amos be stylish
>literally cucks him with his black-mutt brother
They're all cousins
Show Julie was incredibly fuckable.
Wtf i love nguyen now
>unironically wearing hotpants that say fuck trump
Bros, why is Amos so incredibly based?
>piercebrosnansmiling.jpg
"Alright, in this scene your character is rewarded with the best tits in the solar system."
He was a child prostitute raped countless times untill he turned into a psychopath that doesn't give a shit anymore
>show about space
>#1 rocket launching region is highly populated.
my life is so pathetic that the expanse getting saved by amazon was the best moment in the past year for me
I feel ya
>invade
Just nuke the industry and let 30 billion retards suddenly cut from government gibs eat themselves.
More like Gummy. You know what I mean?
why waste a nuke when you can just use rocks
Imagine fucking a thin martian girl with the strength of 8y old Earth kid.
anyone else feel bad for the mormons? they were gonna have a comfy long range colony ship and instead they got their shit jacked by space gypsies
I was scrolling through the entire thread looking for your post.
That hybrid shit was really the weakest part of the show.
Tbh ive been really lazy and not doing it consistently lately
RIP space pewdiepie
Well it did save the poor fucks who were going to crew it the indignity of arriving to already colonised planets.
that always bothered me in the show and books. the mormons sue tycho corp but nothing happens with it and the whole subplot is just brushed aside.
idk gotta learn why they thought going to centauri was a good idea first. did they have a back up plan if the solarsystem was an inhospitable nightmare?
Keep up the good posts nonetheless.
Would have been fucking great if they go off on their 300 year journey like 6 months before all the gates open, so they're all stuck on the tincan which is too fast and far to stop while the rest of humanity colonizes the galaxy with the gates.
Will do
i dont think any of the gates open up on the star system they were headed to anyway lol. there was nothing habitable there.
yeah the hybrid plot in the show is weird.
forgot, they also have that crazy powerful tightbeam laser for communication. so they wouldn't have been totally fucked, they'd just have to turn around
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MILKIES
Damn son
She's listed as 5'11". The rest of the cast are manlets.
Correct
Thats considered high among female actresses
She’s bad at acting.
I’m fact, like half the cast couldn’t act an ounce worth their weight. The Expanse could’ve been such a good show but other than Indian tits lady and Highlander the performances are really an issue for me
i came here to make one, but saw your post and now i wont
If you read the books most of them are pretty spot on to their characters. Naomi and Holden are the only ones I would say have questionable acting, but it doesn't help that they're both rather boring characters to begin with
>whole life dedicated to the army
That's some insulting shit to marines.
I SAID PASS ME THE DORITOS
for me, it's gravity
That's what happens when you trust fucking belter scum, they should've went for an honest german earth company like volkswagen
>tfw you'll never waifu a girl so hard that you crash into venus with a load of alien goo and become one with the hivemind and get to spend the rest of eternity with your alien goo waifu (and a shitload of other alien goos)
I think it worked our well for the Mormons.
Considering how they got fucked over after paying for their ship, had it stolen, and THEN that same ship was instrumental in the suvival of everyone who bounced off the walls when the speed limit was dropped in the blue zone...
I think that a Mormon could see the entire chain of events with their ship as the work of "God" that ended up gaining humanity 1300 systems instead of one.
Also, I think because of that process, they've probably earned AT LEAST 50 of those systems, therefore exceeding their original mission plan by a few magnitudes...
And...I browse Pol as much as anyone else, and I very much appreciated the fact that all the diversity seemed legitimate, and far more realistic than any Star Trek BS from the last 20 years. I didn't see any forced diversity/LGBT BS that isn't a realistic evolution of humanity as it is right now. Amos was inferred as being Bi or something, but he has all the backstory abuse to show for it. Drummer never talked about her Vagina once. I'll keep waiting for my gritty 40k live action movie...but this was definitely a bright spot in the current SF selection.
tycho station is owned by earthers
>Amos was inferred as being Bi
go away snake eyes
God, I want to produce giant mutt sons with her
is sex even possible in zero g
is there a shoped version of pic related but with miller and the asian chick?
I really read that scene as Amos being loyal to his shipmates, regardless of his orientation. There is a line earlier in the show when teaches smoker voice lady how to use the G boots and implies that he knows how wear women's pumps. There is obviously someting being inferred here, and not outright thrown in the audience's face. Which is the correct way to do it.
Of course, why wouldn't it be?
I don't know what backwards Eastern European shithole /pol lives but in first world cities its multiracial already. What do you think Earth will look like in 200 years? My money is on definitely anything but white. Probably more Nutella.
>There is obviously someting being inferred here
yea, that he grew up in brothel. he told that to alex in the first season.
Why is he so smug?
What race is she supposed to be? At first I thought Hispanic but she doesn't look hispanic
>inferred
Implied
Maybe the Mormons got insurance on the spaceship?
the character is supposed to be from samoa, but the actress is maori
He grew out in a brother and whores would whore him out he escaped then he went back and killed a bunch of people that abused him, he pretty much says it every time he has the chance
la creatura
>mmm yes, my dear, you're already quite thick with all that muscle, but adding a few pounds of fat.....
>now that would be perfection, the architect must finish this project, this is the ultimate candidate
Errinwright started the war because at that time Earth could still win. Mars was becoming stronger every day. It was now or never.
Ofcourse I think he was kinda wrong, it didn't seem the Martians were really interested in conquering Earth. The cold war stalemate was pretty comfy for all.
I like when she lands on Earth and throws up all over the place just because of the gravity.
Imagine talking shit your entire life and training in 1G just to get completely fucked up in your first five minutes on an actual planet.
Why are dusters so fucking pathetic Yea Forums?
bobby isn't fat, just has some meat and it's juicy as fuck
She didn't puke, that was some male politician
AHHH MOAR
All i have
Thanks senpai
those armpits
Cmhere you armpit whore
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tfw you will never get to know her the real her
It wasn't the gravity that fucked her up, it was the open spaces. Suddenly not being in a small metal box was too much for a Martian to handle.
her names bo martyn. kind of a typical instathot
It’s full of Diversity and woke politics, so it’s very popular here.
imagine not knowing and supporting laconia lmao
I was wrong about her
It's amazing how she grows on you
This. Even when Martians go out onto mars soil they're still encased in a suit. She'd never been out under a sky unprotected and it gave her vertigo.
its the gravity and atmosphere, it like overloads their brain. martians have cities in domes, open spaces are just a bit unnerving for them.
>tfw nobody fucked the shit out of that annoying journalist
iktf
he was being gentle
>all nations united
>everything isnt launched from the equator
to be fair french guyana is lit up as well but nobody would be launching from florida if you could also launch from there...
This, at first I hated her, now I want her to hold me down and force me to worship her ass and feet while she calls me a pathetic little boy with her cute accent
shit taste. you forgot to add drummer sitting in the corner laughing at you while lubing up a strap on
cuck
poof
And Avasarala is directing the whole scene commanding everyone what to do to you
>gets protomemed into an immortal killing machine
and then amos comes in and laughs at you and calls you a loser and then goes back to work on the ship
>t. insecure macho fag who doesn't appreciate thicc polynesian waifus
Be prepared to be emotionally kicked in the dick about a dozen times
Start of the hybrid arc was just very weak. And she's kinda a moron so it's annoying at first.
need this but Amos
How about you go watch some sissy hypno videos and leave us in peace
>hurr, liking femdom = being a sissy/trap
I just appreciate strong dominant women, I'm comfortable in my masculinity, are you?
That is literally what it means, you're allegedly male but want to be the girl in the relationship, you're a sissy, you have no traces of masculinity nor self-respect.
imagine not wanting drummer and bobbie to feminize you
Im not a sissy for taking a strapon from my mistress up the ass
>not taking all her arm
and you call yourself a sissy?
working on it