Alita: Battle Angel discussion
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Joseph Hall
post paintable alitas
Gavin Sullivan
Mason Wood
Benjamin Phillips
I really can't grasp how the femnazis accused this movie of sexualizing Alita, at her curviest she's barely pushing a B cup.
Jordan Hall
post paintable alitas
Nicholas Morris
It's about how the camera films her more than her physical body. I think they're wrong regardless but cup size doesn't equate to sexualisation
Thomas Perez
Remeber to /liftforalita/
Brandon Martinez
Hudson Gutierrez
>tfw want to watch Alita but don't want to go to the cinema alone
When's this shit coming out on DVD/BlueRay?
Evan Myers
Just go friend. Probation June some time.
James Taylor
>paintable alitas
This?
Elijah Reyes
John Stewart
A year as for various reasons, broke off relations with his few friends.
Thank you Alita, I spat on my anxiety and called them.
It turns out they were not angry and worried and even looked for me.
I have friends again.
Justin Walker
COMFY COMFY COMFY
Brody Williams
GO PINK
Michael Robinson
Added Hollywood
Nathan Watson
>creates theatre OC last night with k/grevious/wick
>wakes up to find everyone agreed grevious has no place in the OC
>people continue to edit and include even more obscure characters but still include grevious
Aaron Barnes
Okay guys I have a casting suggestion for the potential sequel. What do you think of Michael Biehn as "Ed" Esdoc
Brody Watson
That's the beauty of OC. When you have the OC you're in charge. You could add CIA and no one could stop you
Julian Johnson
That's very good to hear. Anxiety is a fake lying bitch. You did well to crush it
Christian Baker
>everyone agreed grevious has no place in the OC
Uh, no. He belongs.
Logan Parker
Yeah people put in all kinds of totally irrelevant and super obscure characters and never put in Paul even though there's been tons of Dune OC posting lately, I couldn't believe it. I had to fix that injustice myself.
Ethan Nelson
Is movie sucked you all need to get a grip
Zachary Torres
very nice
Samuel Rogers
Based Dune friend
Cameron Ramirez
i think that would be perfect casting
Grayson Perry
let's not, SJW-lita is pure cancer
Daniel Evans
Hello new thread, please be healed by arita
Evan Richardson
I'm going to destroy my bench pr today brother
Aiden Clark
He could be anyone and I'd be okay with it.
Except Alita.
John Peterson
I just included him because the comfy grevious meme I made but I have no problem with whatever people put, this is Yea Forums put any character you want and send it. "You can't stop progress."
Nolan Howard
I sometimes wonder what you hope to achieve posting something like this. We're over 350 threads in. The chances of you changing anyone's mind is approximatly zero. So you must do it for yourself. But what do you get out of it? Is it (you)s? You have one from me so if that's your goal then I'm happy to help. There's much easier ways to farm those on Yea Forums than this tight knit general. So then what do you get from it? I would like to discuss it with you some time, should you stick around.
Xavier Brown
She only has like two scenes that could be considered sexualized camera work, and they both make perfect sense in context.
Ethan Brown
I smashed straight through my OHP platea today. Good luck to you
Samuel Campbell
Correct. It's funny because literally naked reborn Alita is not one of them so like the argument wears pretty thin in the overall context of the film
Ryan Lewis
Christian Peterson
SHE'S TOO POWERFUL
David Butler
It looks like there's a little too much chaos going on with this one
James Moore
Who wins, Alita or Marine? Chaos or Space your pick
Isaac Myers
Cooper Brown
>Angel of Death Machine God against the Angel of Death God Emperor.
This is a civil war.
Camden Russell
Well, let's see:
Marine:
-Barely human, extreme biological enhancements to push combat effectiveness through the roof
-Wears power armor over their already extremely OP biological body
-Arguably smarter than a normal human
-Firepower advantage ranging from moderate to extreme
-Motivated by the Emperor's light and a need to purge xenos and heretics
Alita:
-NANOMACHINES, SON
-Probably average brain
-No other biological systems, could potentially have multiple-redundant systems
-Panzer Kunst
-Probably can't wield as much raw firepower as a space marine
-Probably faster than a space marine just because smaller and lighter
-Motivated by an innate sense of morality, love and justice
I don't know man it would probably be a really close fight.
Hunter Rogers
Um excuse you? My name is Leeta.
Logan Wright
This pic is cute though, the glasses look right.
Ayden Howard
GET THE FUCK OUT
Tyler Allen
As much as I like Alita. Spess Mahreens are no joke - they're practically man tanks. Perhaps could win against a naked marine.
Necron Alita would tip the scales though.
Lucas Barnes
The way I see it, if they get to melee range Alita wins. Problem is getting there.
Eli Long
>you can't have that, this is a safe space!
Zachary Howard
Where is Bruce?
Samuel Rivera
That's not really a given though. The space marine likely has superior physical strength, and is not as vulnerable to panzer kunst as a cyborg would be.
Chase Thompson
Yesterday an organic man told me he admired my hands. It only took a few seconds but this brief interaction crystallized the structural oppression that People of Machinery (PoM) face in every facet of our lives. An organic may ask what's wrong with that, why not be happy that people praise our cybernetic bodies, but this only perpetuates the systematic devaluation of PoM reinforced by the unexamined organic privilege. If this young man had taken a moment to interrogate the thought process that led to him "just admiring my hands," might he have desisted from this statement? Might he have reflected on the history of colonization of the mechanical by the organic? Organic social structures have long charted the mechanical and the cybernetic as a colonizing force. Machines are described in manuals, blueprints, schematics, organic engineers creating these documents with the same zeal of 15th century cartographers, whose drawn interpretations of Earth's geography opened the door to untold suffering by indigenous peoples. Every cybernetic body existed in the imagination before it existed in reality, and PoM are thus the indigenous people of the human noosphere, dwellers on the frontier of human imagination. But through institutionalized prejudice, outright violence and a withering storm of microggressions, microaggressions running the gamut from the awkward remark to the grope to the simple wide-eyed downward glance that PoM know every bit as intimately as their optimum lubrication schedule, we continue to suffer. "I was just admiring your hands." Organics don't "just" admire, they gape, they gawk, they exploit, they destroy, they deny maintenance, they grind into scrap and melt down. The unexamined words of an organic are never "just," the presence of organic bodies encircling and limiting cybernetic bodies is injustice made manifest to the greatest degree of physical immediacy.
Aiden Foster
That being said I forgot to factor in the plasma sword, that could be a game changer up close. But it's not like space marines don't also have fearsome melee weapons.
Daniel Clark
THE REAPERS ARE COMING IM TELLING YOU
Ryan Bailey
That's a cool story friendo, but it's time for you to go.
Jeremiah Brown
Very dependent on the body in which Alita.
I believe in the berserker it is not weaker than any Marine of the usual level.
Jacob Nelson
DUBBER WARNING: H-word
I'm going to address a painful subject for People of Machinery (PoM), so I would appreciate if any organics reading would close the article now.
Ok, for you PoMs, I hope that you're in a comfortable place and that you have resources available for self-care after reading this, because I'm going to discuss the H-word. "H*rdbody." This hate word springs without warning from the mouths of organics, a stinging reminder of the unexamined privilege that they enjoy every day of their lives. For PoMs, the H-word stuns us, bruises us, sends shivers through our bodies like a backfire, makes every actuator and servo tense up like a surge of oppressive power. A "hard body" does not feel pain or alienation. It's a body that can be used and abused in any way an organic sees fit. By repeating this word, organics reduce us to nothing more than a wrench of screwdriver, tools for organic-bodied people to exploit until they break down.
PoMs are defined by the traumas etched into our not-so-hard bodies, the scratches, abrasions and corrosion that eat through our bodies and attack our very souls even as organics deny us our vulnerability, our humanity as they spit those two vicious syllables into our faces. "H*rdbody." Every time this word falls across my ears like a lash I am reminded that I have a not-so-hard body, that my body was built to know pain in a way that no organic can imagine in the same way that no colonizer can understand the depth and richness of the cultures destroyed by colonialism.
And lastly, because it can never be said enough: fuck organic people.
Jaxon Ramirez
What did he mean by this?
Parker Brooks
Hello? Is that Skynet? Yes, we have a failed base element again.
We warned, block access to tambler and reddit to your machine.
Oliver Howard
Added little frens
David Garcia
Real victory doesn't come from safe spaces, dear, it comes from overwhelming power, violence of action, and resolve to do whatever is necessary.
You are a blight to organics and cyborgs alike, an evolutionary dead end. Now step aside, before you are ended rightly.
Angel Morales
ALL my chips on Alitus please.
Carson Anderson
So.
What do you think of Darth Alita?
What will she bring to the light side of force?
Liam Clark
Shit Alita in a titan is a whole 'nother ballgame.
but so is anyone in a titan.
Matthew Gutierrez
We don't talk about that heretical mouse franchise here.
Jason Evans
Only Alita can play motorball with a titan body.
Aaron Bailey
What kind of Gurran Lagaan-scale track would even be necessary to have titan motorball?
Robert Long
Oh, I forgot that Star Wars are dead ...
Jeremiah Flores
Going to the cinema alone really isn't all that bad, even when I go with friends I see loads of people sat by themselves (girls included, not just dudes). And it seems like a totally normal thing to do nowadays. As its not like your even talking/acknowledging them when your watching the movie. And also once you done you dont have to do anything special afterwards like go for a meal/shopping, and could just go home if you feel like it.
Jacob Thompson
Alita is a Skitarius. Change my mind.
Cameron Cox
ONCE YOU GO BLONDE
STRAIGHT WHITE MALES ARE WRONG!
Logan James
Here is Bruce
Next to his son of course
Daniel Nelson
Yes.
Andrew Foster
Just let me merge these brother, one second
Hunter Myers
Planetary gigastructures are already established. Some sort of ringworld?
Xavier Lee
once you go blonde
you go dead
Thomas Howard
Well that's believable in part but not in whole. Alita sleeps, skitarii don't, and there's nothing robotic about how she approaches battle.
Ethan Morris
> no kissu yet
Camden Campbell
Reposting from last night because my writing ordeal is over and I want everyone to have a chance to read it.
>pastebin.com
Bentley Reed
Ryan Cooper
damn the theater is standing room only, this is a proper Alita showing
Hunter Ortiz
nice
Colton Gomez
boopu
Justin Morris
Oh no, Grewishka is missing from the theater
Brody Peterson
I made one too
Mason Sanchez
Grewishka is literally in two halves on the floor, he has to watch the sequels from hell, streaming on a 28.8 modem.
Samuel Young
p-please stop staring at m-me and watch the m-movie
Jayden Bell
I’d pay to see the debate between anit-transhumanist user and cyborgjusticewarrior lita, moderated by dadposter and heckled by Zapan and sadistanon.
Ryder Peterson
Yeah Why are they all looking at the back of the theater? Are they all running out? has Sam Hyde unleashed his rage?
Adam Carter
And we still missing Nova
Thomas Cruz
>anit
*anti-transhumanist
Colton Roberts
>Watcher behind the eyes.
But he's can see the movie from anywhere.
Nathan Harris
Welcoming a new audience member into the room.
Gabriel Campbell
Jace Parker
still no love for Norton?
Bentley Scott
Ah I get yah now.
Andrew Walker
>tfw you try to shoot up that theater
Grayson Jenkins
>posted 10 seconds before
nice
Jordan Walker
Gonna grab some coffee and breakfast before digging in to the last few chapters. Bracing for a sad ending.
Jaxson Ross
Kayden Thomas
Just noticed that Sonny Landham is above robot Sonny.
Adam Martin
Hi
Nathaniel Walker
And this one has Bruce and Brandon together. Nice!
Adrian Sanders
Sup cupcake.
Wyatt Russell
Cute
Jaxon Wood
>tfw your chilling with Alita and this scene comes on.
Oliver Martinez
I prefer berserker blondita without the glasses
Aaron Bell
>when your hand slowly finds her hand and your fingers mingle
>INTERLINKED
Aiden Myers
I figured it would be a nice gesture to put them next to each other.
Luis Perry
Nathan Brooks
>wake up
>find /alita/ in the catalog
>greeted by blondita
Let's try to have a nice day anyway, /Alita/.
Kayden Jenkins
You know...
Blondita could be for lewd.
Juan Butler
I have been doing my best to fight the heresy user, but I am outnumbered.
Josiah Gray
It has already been accepted that blondita is for lewd.
and also for summary execution.
Jaxson Miller
your turn to do some growing, user
Kayden Lee
>always thought it was kind of goofy how grewishka just appears out of nowhere in the alleyway scene despite being such a big guy
>he was actually waiting in the garage you can see on the right
Oh
Adam Peterson
Shes growing on me...
Dominic James
>she
>growing on you
user I have bad news...
Nolan Wood
Damn, big Robbie R looking real jacked baby
Jack James
what on earth is going on here
Jaxson Brooks
Luv
Caleb Edwards
Good morning friends I hope you all have a wonderful day
Tyler Smith
Me at work...
Cameron Parker
Princess Maker game version but with Alita and sex scenes when
Jace Price
Never. Go away
Jason Murphy
>IT'S HAMMER TIME
Jaxon Robinson
Good morning
Colton Foster
Blondita is superior btw
Nathan Nguyen
Yes please holy shit
Ayden Hill
>had an alita kissy dream again
Forgive me
Carson Gomez
>had an alita kissy dream
>again
Austin Reyes
Alita kissy dream.
Anthony King
I never have those. If I dream about Alita, I’m her.
Eli James
I'm going for my 4th viewing in a coupla hours. I'll have to look for that.
Nolan Reyes
Thomas Flores
>no theater version with smiling grewishka in it
Daniel Reyes
Is that you, kissu-user?
Bentley Powell
I tried to put Grewishka into the shadow behind Alita's tent, but it turned out awful, my PS skills are not enough
Jayden Gonzalez
No, but
>kissu
Gavin Green
Kissu featuring Alita's heart pastebin.com
Austin Flores
When did Buckyposting become a thing? I like it, but I'm just curious.
Angel Barnes
Pretty sure it was quite recently, some Bucky poster was hamming it on, and it kind of just stuck.
Easton Lewis
Bucky was the chad foil for K's stammering
Daniel Jones
Got chocolate, user?
Jace Rogers
alita shitstomps the SM
t. decorated OBD and spacebattles veteran
Cameron Bailey
lets be honest, mango alita is not nearly as likeable as movie alita. movie alita grows from a child to a hero in the movie, and shows every emotional expression throughout the movie. she is also empathetic to others.
mango alita is just a murder loving sociopath.
Joseph Campbell
shit bait you waifu-worshipping retarded pedophile faglord
Liam Gomez
She gives in to bloodlust, but she’s not a pure sociopath all the time.
Colton Perry
Build the wall
Hudson Torres
You seem kinda mad friend
Hunter Reed
>I'm just going to pop out to the shops Ali,
>But dont eat any of this, as for our guests later.
Jackson White
fuck off jerome
Juan Jones
Jaxon Cooper
>Sorry dad..
Andrew Walker
>didn't I tell you...
Adam Edwards
That must have been some sizable chocolate given how small Alita looks here
Jaxon Thompson
>b-but I just really like chocolate user.
Dominic Moore
>You'll feel sick if you eat that much chocolate at once!
Blake Lopez
>an user said yesterday they found alita's screaming after hugo falls embarrassing
I can't understand that. Her first scream is sad as she reaches out for him, and follows from her whimpering and crying. The second is furious and indicates a change of emotion. It also connects with Alita's expression standing at the mirror and coming out of the tunnel into the stadium. She's pissed off and determined and wants revenge. It's why she raises her sword to Nova (who she knows is watching). She wants him to know she's coming for him.
Colton Kelly
>But it tastes so good.
You think cyborgs could be sick/get ill? The same as humans?
Jack Morales
My first attempt at collage
Anthony Cooper
Do they have organic lungs? If no, then I think they could only get sick from pathogens that can cross the blood-brain barrier, since they still circulate organic blood
Luis Bailey
I did think the whimpering was a tiny bit strange, but I have no slue what else Alita would/could say at that point.
I think it works fine though.
Landon Mitchell
Yeah it a bit of a weird one, since she has human blood pumping into her brain/ and rest of her body. But also the Blue Cyborg fluid.
And since she held her breath to get to that command station for so long, and took a breath out when she surfaced. I think she probably has some sort of mechanic lung.
Ryan Sanders
>the way his arm just comes apart when he's just hanging by it
>it's not even with his whole body's weight since he's lost his legs
Did Ido piece him together from bargain bin bits?
Chase Evans
I think they can and you'll have to take care of her if she does. pastebin.com
Jason Flores
I like it user
Ian Edwards
chocolate reaction is missing.
Jordan Richardson
Considering she was built for battle in a zero G environment I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't need oxygen at all.
Jordan Hill
Pretty good, user.
John Evans
Honestly yeah I think it was genuinely a shitty body they just had lying around
Jayden Cox
Yes. Whatever scrap he can find in the scrapyard. It's why he's so utterly amazed to find Alita. There's usually only junk in there.
Cameron James
Why do you think the whimpering is strange? It shows she's in a really emotional state, which makes sense, because she's really emotionally attached to Hugo.
Lucas Anderson
The red part of her heart is mean to be blood even of it's synthetic which implies oxygen to the brain, though there's no saying it can't be enhanced blood able to hold much more oxygen in solution than normal human blood.
Luis Brooks
How does she oxygenate her brain then?
Jordan Reed
Cute
Dylan Jenkins
Already I've saved 140 euros to buy BluRay Alita when it is released.
Dylan Wright
It’s a collection of mismatched parts too. His left and right legs look different.
Chase Hill
You're cute
Lucas Brooks
How many Blu rays are you buying son?
Jackson Robinson
In the moon scenes the berserkers don't appear to have any kind of oxygen tanks while the opposing forces have some kind of backpack. I think they're optimized to not needing oxygen either at all or for a very long time.
>enhanced blood able to hold much more oxygen in solution
That's a possibility.
Aiden Gomez
I figured it was a genuinely temporary body made only to keep Hugo alive and functioning until they could get a better one
Henry Rogers
Idk I thought it sounded a bit out of place first time I heard it, but now it seems fine to me.
Jaxon Myers
All done, and I'm glad /ourguy/ made it out in one piece, figuratively speaking. Thought he was a goner for sure.
Stealing a line from writefag here, but there's a great energy, bordering on freneticism, in your work that makes it a joy to read. Hope to see more writing from you after you recharge your batteries a bit, damn. You're almost as bad as Adem.
Elijah Williams
Since she does breathe out a little deeper after the underwater scene I do think that she probably only needs to breathe like once every 15 minutes or so but she subconsciously does it as a human habit. Holy shit I am so taking the idea that when she's focusing she stops breathing for minutes at a time and it's super disconcerting.
Austin Morgan
But then hugo went and done goofed...
Isaac Harris
nightmare fuel. holy shit what is wrong with you people... have you never heard of the uncanny valley? maybe you can't see it when you're living in it... fair enough.
Hudson Edwards
I don't want to believe this until I see it
Benjamin Watson
Cooper Nelson
>Holy shit I am so taking the idea that when she's focusing she stops breathing for minutes at a time and it's super disconcerting.
>hugo cuddling with alita
>her eyes are closed
>she just stops breathing
>he gets super-alarmed and gives her a shake
>her eyes pop open and he looks up at him like 'i was so comfy that was so nice what the fuck'
Nolan Taylor
Oh man I love it. Thanks for a hell of a ride friend. The ending was really sweet! If you're ever interested it might be worth condensing it all in to one doc with some edits some time- after you take a well deserved break.
Nolan Williams
>Focusing on a puzzle in front of her
>As it gets harder she breathes less and less
>It gets more distracting and concerning
This is an excellent addition to the canon
Noah Allen
Jaxson Bennett
Is Jim left handed?
Carson Gomez
Thanks user, I love it
Logan Cruz
One for me
One for wife
One for a friend
One for a xmas present
Anthony Brown
>implying Jim needs hands to formulate any art medium into a masterpiece.
Jonathan Bailey
>not one for alita at her shrine
HERESY
Ryan Martin
Don't have Blu ray player. Gonna buy atleast one disc.
Mason Cooper
Cop a xbox S, they can play BluRays. And do a lot more other shit as well, and are really cheap atm.
Isaiah Allen
If I'll buy a console it would be PS4 for exclusives. Bloodborne basically
Oliver Morris
When she sees you the beginnings of a smile play at the corners of her mouth.
Christian Taylor
Yea Ill give you that, I only got my Xbox because I was on sale, I dont think I've used it to even play a game. Just watch Movie's. But I hear ya.
Alexander Gray
Post pepelitas
Jeremiah Wood
no. if theres technology advanced enough to link her organic brain to a mechanical body, theres technology advanced enough to filter out germs from her systems.
Jacob Gomez
Gabriel Morales
Noah Stewart
Facist Alita is best Alita
Oliver Brooks
Like this?
Owen Kelly
Yoko dead.
Thomas Diaz
I was expecting more like this but sure
Adrian Stewart
THIS IS THREAD #363
THIS IS THREAD #363
THIS IS THREAD #363
THIS IS THREAD #363
THIS IS THREAD #363
THIS IS THREAD #363
THIS IS THREAD #363
Sebastian Carter
Thanks based Thread Man
Jeremiah Foster
This pink pepealita is the only pepealita I know. Are there others?
Easton Mitchell
Thanks based Mread Than
Jaxon Sanchez
There's this one.
Julian Cooper
Leo Hill
How come we still don't have cutout of this smile?
Samuel Perry
Oh. I've seen these before but somhow I forgot. Thanks.
Hudson Perez
Man, I LOVE this Where's Waldo? ALITA EDITION
John Harris
thank you user
Zachary Green
best one
Jason Gonzalez
We've reached peak meta-memeing and I love it.
Ian Barnes
Omg so friggin cute I'm legit jealous of Santa
Ayden Turner
She legit looks like she has Downs Syndrome in this pic
Justin Long
????
Jaxon Clark
user...
Isaac Gonzalez
This (temporarily) final edition should be the next OP
Brandon Price
It's Rosa! Sweet and cute little Rosa!!
Anthony Garcia
I agree. This is a work of shop art that should hang in the Guggenheim.
Parker Thomas
>t. jerome
Yeah I know that, please refer to
Lincoln Powell
Could some world-class MS Paint artist change the two little figurines to be Alita and Zapan, pleeeease?
Julian Nelson
Why are you guys so obsessed with that image? It's really not that funny...
Oliver Green
Not only is it funny, it took a lot of work and is aesthetically nice. You're wrong.
Jose Myers
Well I've had some OC from last night that never got used, that I was gonna use :(((
Aiden Jackson
Now do one of Carol
Caleb Walker
Mar-vel
Adrian Fisher
Oh. It's wonderful, user! You sure can use it for the next OP. And meanwhile we'll fill that theater with more characters.
Christopher Powell
Has anyone seen the Hot Toys Alita figure? I was so upset she doesnt have any cute faces, just a battle ready one. I would of seriously bought it and other hot toys outfits if they just gave her some chocolate and a smile.
Christopher Torres
What's funny about it?
And it's not aesthetic at all. It's just a bunch of roughly cut stuff crammed into a generic theater image with a really creepy looking Alita face on the screen.
Owen Thompson
I'd also like to see this one
Brayden Powell
Jonathan Long
It was already the OP of last thread. This one is actually fresh
Benjamin Gonzalez
I want these two be the next two OPs. I don't care what order.
Ian Green
>someone actually sat in front of a computer screen composing this
What would you have said if your dad walked in on you?
Christian Sullivan
>so what do you wanna wear for the Japan premiere?
>"make me a kimono with tits and asses on it LMAO"
impeccable fashion sense
Carter Taylor
Wow! This one rare Rosa! Someone should replace pics on her outfit with Alita's pics
Samuel Brown
I would of slapped his ass back to where ever hes been all this time, and I doubt anyone is going to walk in on me as I've got my own apartment.
Aiden Cooper
It has evolved a lot since last thread.
Jose Long
You don't seem to be very bright, so I'll level with you
>What's funny about it?
It's funny because it's a mish-mash of various characters that normally don't go together and would probably all start fighting each other if they ever really bumped into each other, all linked through loose association to Alita: Battle Angel. Some of the poses and gestures a lot of characters are making are humorous, especially in that they're taken out of context and put in a new setting from their original movie.
>And it's not aesthetic at all
Wrong. There's strong symmetry, balance, eye-guide lines, and vanishing points throughout going on throughout The colors work well with each other too. My only real 'complaint' is that the dimensionalities and perspectives are all warped, making some characters smaller or bigger than as they would actually appear if they all stood in that theater IRL. Also, the cutout jobs are not rough at all.
Go be wrong someplace else.
Leo Martinez
>daddy abandoned me so now I make cute Awita images wike a widdle baby when daddy woved me
There's always something with you freaks. Always a reason.
Mason Bell
Zapan had all the right to kill Hugo, he was jacking cyborgs, he was a criminal, Alita was in the wrong here.
Owen Thomas
It's the same picture but with more shit on it.
James Collins
That's an over 9000 hours in Photoshop job.
Noah Rogers
I would be concerned as my father has past away
Asher Thomas
Well said, fren
Oliver Reyes
>it's funny because there are various characters all together
Again, I don't really see how that's funny? Would an image of a bunch of fish and a bunch of desert animals slapped together be funny to you?
I guess if the "wow leik so totally random lol! XD" brand of humor is your thing then go for it...
>aesthetic because basic art concepts I learned in high school
Everyone is cut from images with different lighting and have very sharp edges to them which all clash.
Easton Moore
That really all you got Jerome...
Evan Sanchez
I'm on it..
Colton Wilson
>Again, I don't really see how that's funny?
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but I think you have autism.
>Would an image of a bunch of fish and a bunch of desert animals slapped together be funny to you?
Yes. It's called irony.
>I guess if the "wow leik so totally random lol! XD" brand of humor is your thing then go for it...
It's not totally random at all. Pretty much every single one of those characters is either:
>a character from the movie
>Yea Forums staples (Yotsuba, Pepe, etc.)
>a robot or cyborg
>revenge-seeking brutal action star
>direct inspiration for Alita's character
So, suck on that.
>aesthetic because basic art concepts I learned in high school
Basic shit you'd learn in elementary school, middle school, high school, college, and graduate school, because they're universal truths about art and aesthetics. Sorry you're too dumb to see them.
>Everyone is cut from images with different lighting and have very sharp edges to them which all clash.
Wrong. Nothing is too bright or too dark and none of the edges clash at all. Even my shitty cutout of the Crow, which I guarantee you was the roughest, edgiest cut job of the bunch, looks fine because he's placed in the back in the dark. Everything fits and everything works. If YOU personally don't like it as an aesthetic image or if YOU personally don't think it's funny, that's fine, but most people who aren't you, including authoritative figures on what is art and what is comedy, would all disagree with you. You are in no position to make such bold claims about 'what is' outside of your own worthless subjective opinion.
Zachary Foster
He was jacking off cyborgs
William Bell
That'd be sweet. I'm glad someone is on it.
I'm going one more time
Wyatt Baker
Would also like to see this done.
William Harris
>Thank you for coming to my Ted X talk
Jordan Peterson
>I'm an idiot who doesn't know anything about anything
>Oh, I KNOW. I'll make fun of the smartypants. That'll make it all better.
>pic related You very soon.
Christopher Parker
>Would an image of a bunch of fish and a bunch of desert animals slapped together be funny to you?
>Yes. It's called irony.
Let's look at the definition of irony:
noun,plurali·ro·nies.
theuseofwordstoconveyameaning thatistheoppositeofitsliteralmeaning: theironyofherreply,“Hownice!”whenIsaidIhadtoworkallweekend.
You people are borderline illiterate. There is nothing ironic about your image whatsoever, nor would there be about my fish image.
Eli Harris
There's a version with two Alita figurines.
Kevin Rogers
CUTE!
Luis Brown
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER lol
Austin Bell
I really want a doll body Alita figure.
Christopher Gomez
I'm not even the user you were bickering with, but ain't nobody got time for that wall of text user. I've got nothing against the OC chill yourself.
Jacob Anderson
Wow, you really are this stupid. Go read up more Socrates.
Irony is all about dissonance, reversal, opposites, namely the reversal of expectations. A desert is the OPPOSITE, a REVERSAL of where you'd expect fish to be.
You've outed yourself as a complete troglodyte. I suggest you quit now, and, in the meantime, look up the word troglodyte, because I'm sure you don't know what that is either.
Nathan Butler
Please refrain from sperging Nu-wars in here ty.
Angel Nguyen
This sucks
>not MS Paint
>both Alita instead of two different character
>not even facing each other
C-
Gabriel White
Don't like it? Hide it and don't read it.
The absolute state. Sorry to bother your illiteracy with my wordy words.
Brody Sanders
Same, the amount of detail WETA put into it and it would look so damn cool.
Eli Ward
It's ironic because all those characters would be fighting each other IRL and asking questions like 'how the fuck did I get here?'
The IRONY, the OPPOSITE of such expectation, is that they're all peacefully watching the movie together in a cordial manner.
Now get cut, meatboy.
Kayden Wright
If Alita won't get the oscar for best visuals I'd be pissed!
Camden Sanders
What else could compete with it? It'll probably get a nomination at least (I hope) but the Academy has a love-hate relationship with Cameron.
Christopher Russell
KINO
Isaac Myers
Endgame or Lion King will win it. I doubt it will even get nominated. It's too low profile for the academy.
Brody Garcia
how the fuck can u still have a general when its one movie
Jackson Foster
Lion King shouldn't
As the animals look soulless
Carter Kelly
Go ahead and get it out of your system now mate. She'll be lucky to even get a nomination.
Joseph Green
>Endgame
>cartoony tier CGI
>Lion King
>uninspired, bland CGI; movie based on vastly superior hand-animated classic
The ABSOLUTE state.
Jace Taylor
>implying you need a soul to win an Oscar
Christopher Ortiz
Doesn't matter. Disney owns Hollywood now, and unlike Alita, those movies are actually going to be seen by academy members (bunch of tasteless, nepotistic SJWs).
Cooper Walker
This, Alita will get a nomination, but the won't give it to her.
Anthony Nguyen
They don't talk about the movie. They write cringey fanfics about dating the main character, slap together amateur ms paint jobs, and role play with each other.
Blake Ward
At this point it's practically a requirement to be devoid of soul to win one.
Jack Thompson
They've definitely seen Alita. It's their job to watch and evaluate movies. Whether they'll acknowledge its existence is another question
Brandon Taylor
We do talk about the movie too.
Gavin Taylor
Literally talking about the movie right above you:
Benjamin Martin
>if Alita doesn't win any awards or make any money, it's because the rest of society is stupid, not because I have odd tastes and am drawn to this movie for reasons outside of its cinematic value
You guys are the biggest narcissists on the board.
Jace Phillips
We haven't been comfy for a while, frens.
Julian Hernandez
But I thought the Oscars have a hard-on for Cameron in terms of special FX
Michael Richardson
>narcissists
I don't think you know what that word means.
Elijah Moore
Make /alita/ comfy again
Liam Rodriguez
WETA are the chads of VFX so I wouldn't be surprised if they picked something up.
David Martin
Probably haven't been laid in a while either given your inclination for babby-talk and infantile role-playing online with total strangers.
Nathaniel Moore
It was a waste of time.
Kevin Gonzalez
Alita's Motion Capture is unbeatable against its competition, unironically
Caleb Sanders
>They've definitely seen Alita. It's their job to watch and evaluate movies.
False. Look up those anonymous Academy member surveys
Benjamin Watson
I think he does and you don't.
Chase Flores
I've got some very stale OC, for next bread. Fresh but stale.
Jaxon Foster
The very definition of a narcissist is someone who obsesses over a childish anime adaptation and looks down upon the rest of society for not heaping praise upon it like he does, assuming that they are too stupid to grasp its immense quality as a piece of cinema when really its just a mediocre mess of cgi with a boring and cliche plot that features a main character with an adolescent face and body that appeals to his warped sexual desires.
Austin Foster
Got this so far... could do with some touching up tho.
William Thompson
MAKE HER EYES BLUE
Levi Parker
THANKS HUGO
Henry Fisher
I follow a lot of vfx and makeup people and didnt realize how many of them worked on this movie. Lightstorm and Weta apparently also contracted a ton of people for the lower end zbrushing and asset creation. Amazing how many people went into this
Caleb Moore
WEBRIP WHEN?
Levi Cook
AAAAAAAAAAW. user, you're the best!
Parker Campbell
New bread, feel free to use when img limit reached, and after you guys have stopped bickering.
Easton Foster
>Amazing how many people went into this
15 000 PEOPLE
Justin Myers
Yeah they said that over 15,000 jobs were supported via the making of the movie and hundreds of thousands of working hours.
Nathan King
Good question, hopefully soon tm
Ryder Anderson
I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The Academy has a hard-on for 3 things:
>money
>stories that ((very)) old influential white men can relate to
>a story with gravitas, life-changing, worldly epic, classical (this is why Gandhi won over that alien movie)
Let's take a look at James Cameron's Titanic:
>money
Oh, you betcha. Check.
>stories that ((very)) old influential white men can relate to
Check. Many of the men on board of the Academy in 1997 were actually around for the sinking of the Titanic (I'm half kidding)
>a story with gravitas, life-changing, worldly epic, classical
Check
Let's compare that too Alita: Battle Angel:
>money
Not enough, nope.
>stories that ((very)) old influential white men can relate to
Nope.
>a story with gravitas, life-changing, worldly epic, classical
A big-eyed cyborg girl? Triple nope.
There's a line from the movie True Romance. Said something like "the last real movie to win Beat Picture that had balls was The Deer Hunter", and that was back in 1979
Jacob Sanchez