BAM WHACHUTIS MY OWN FRED!

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is Vito an earth rocker?

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Oh yeah. That sounds good...

I thought you had to be a musician to be a earth rocker??!!

Lets see if this worked

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Every time he took a step

Eh I don't like it. Someone with more skill than me clean it up.

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[x] wasted
[x] wounded

youtu.be/tks_6VzRjXk

>we will never live in the timeline where the crew get back together and freshen up to make jackass 4
>you will never see a large scale, high quality production and on set pranks showing the guys fucking around with eachother between buses and on locations

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Best Viva la Bam episode? I say the one where they make boats and have fun tomorrow Sawyer style
Also the Mardi gras one

ooooo i am the ghost of ryan dunn, where is my skatepark bam? ooooo

Ham Marinara

>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit
>looks up
>Dunn takes off his mask
>it was Knoxville in costume the whole time
>Dude, are you crying Bam?
>youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-s_rRwOf8
>Jackass 4

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Been listing to Radio Bam for the past week and this is pretty comfy. Mid 2000's uncensored shittalking.
Also God damn, these guys, especially Novak, are fucking scumbags irl.

kino

>amazing comedic timing/skills
>incredible freestyle abilities
>held a world record in mortal kombat
>married his long time girlfriend and lives a normal family life with 2 kids

Dico won out of the lot of them

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Because he was smart enough - or lucky enough - to get out before it all went downhill. Even Raab described the crew's lives as a cliche rise and fall story

ABACUS

Why do some people just look better fat

Reminder that Bam exaggerates how close he was to Dunn and that Dunn cut Bam out of his life for like 5 years after Viva la Bam ended and Dunn pushed Bam into rehab long before he died

I think the problem is that they lose weight so rapidly, their skin doesn't have time to regain its elasticity, so they look like cancer patients.

See also: Penn Jillette and Kevin Smith

based

>tfw you see both Phil and Vito at a Giant in Chester
>tfw you make eye contact with Vito and both awkwardly look away
RIP abacus

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he's eating veal scallopini in heaven now

Of course they are, they were all pieces of shit except Knoxville and maybe Pontius

ABACUS!

Yeah but literally all they do is drink, take drugs, and fuck gross whores

proof?

Not sure when they talk about it but the whole thing is pretty interesting if you were ever into jackass/cky
youtu.be/jaxS7ore3i0

BAM CUM ON STOP TRYIN TO SUNK MY DINK

This. He's using Ryan's death as an excuse for his alcoholism.

I DIDN TAKE YA FUCKIN LAMBAGINI BAM!

Frantz literally says Bam and Dunn were extremely close. You're right about the other stuff though.

Dunn cut everybody out of his life. He got hit with a bad case of depression after going on pain meds and became a shut in. He got over it eventually.

does that really surprise you? especially novak, hes a fucking junkie.

Didn't he relapse since he was drunk driving when he died? I remember joe saying something about dunn quitting drinking.

>tfw no nice girls

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