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It’s a girl (Male)

i would blam in her pink pussy so fucking hard bros

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How can you even ask that? Look at that laughable HRT tit, that manly ass, that manly chin

>It's a completely natural woman
>If you disagree you're a hate criminal

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perfect tits desu

sue me

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>posting the weeb goblin
>not posting French mummy

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Only alphas should be allowed to create hapas

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Do you obsess over girls who look abnormal like this because you think you might have a chance with them irl? I hate to break it to you user but you'd have to go even lower than this

>this entertains burgers
absolutely disgusting
what's this shite from anyway?

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HEIL HITLER

la creatura de los brazos peludos...

U got the one where she's drooling with her long tongue out?

That's the dude from New Zealand.

Rampage

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That dude from NZ wouldn't hurt white women

the sick fucks who made that should be put in jail jfc

Uwe Boll could unironically kick your ass
youtu.be/c3ATbaJxpcY

>MGTOW Recruiting video

uwe boll made this

there's a special place in hell for that hack piece of shit.

Have sex

Ezra Miller looks like that?

>2.35:1
>shaky-cam

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That's a 10 out of 10 in The Caliphate of Bongistan.

dilate.

christ it looks like a chinese-jew mesomorph tranny but worst of all i think it's a british woman

hot

>2.35:1

looks like they added the shake in post

I love larkin. Shame about that shitty tattoo though.

god I wish I had a femboy gf

I remember at the height of shaky cam they would literally use it for pre game football shows.

thought i did but i must have forgot it on my other computer not with me atm

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what does its penis look like?

Gurl

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No penis you homo. Google Larkin Love.

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built like a brick shithouse

>Oh, should I go slower user?

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Why did she have to get those fucking tattoos?

women dont think about the long term

>will never bust a nut deep inside poots after fucking raw for an hour in her tight wet hole

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You'd think being a pornstar that she'd prioritize not looking like shit.

>gets into porn
>why doesnt she think in the long term

hmm

This is incredibly annoying.

Based Hollywood poster

wish i could squeeze the life from her neck

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she's kind of cute desu, would.marry and make her cook things

It's not even long term. Who in the fuck actually thought those tattoos looked hot? Like bitch just get a tramp stamp or something, don't fuck up your entire body.

What a strong neck damn.

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that's not nice, user

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>getting into making permanent videos about sex and sexualizing yourself for losers isnt permanent

its as permanent as tattoos once you more than 10 videos and get some popularity, you will always be known as a pornstar unless youre sasha grey who successfully escaped that branding.

Sasha Grey didn't escape shit.

its the nicest thing i would do to her

it's made by a german

Wait. Are you saying that the actor/philosopher/philanthropist Sasha Grey was in porn?

>Am I not turtley enough for the tuuurtle club?

thats the joke

even girls who do one or two videos find it hard to escape the branding if those videos become popular like the girls do porn, facial abuse or gloryhole swallow. making porn is as permanent as tattoos so you shouldnt be surprised when women who decide to get fucked on camera for money and basically sell themselves also get bad tattoos.

Dude I'm talking about image here not reputation. The tattoos look so awful that she covers them up in most videos.

How do I make a gif?

youre acting like these women are highly intelligent and its a shock that she did a dumb thing

Cringe

It's just really bad business sense.

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It's not just a dumb thing it's a fucking retarded thing. Why mess up the one thing that is making you money? Imagine if a model decided to get a fucking face tattoo? Her career would instantly end.

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LOL! I didn't know that made a british adaptation of GoT

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>Why mess up the one thing that is making you money?
wait she cut off her tongue? lol anyone with a brain knows larkin is all about the tongue and the dirty mouth and how slutty she is
her body is weird looking, its those things i mentioned that make her hot

A Hapa.

They're abominations who go on shooting sprees, look up Elliot Roger.

Is that Will Toledo?

Is she about to sneeze?

>her body is weird looking
Sure if you're a homo. She's got big tits and a nice ass. Her mouth is just a bonus. If you took a skinny bitch with no body and gave her that tongue she would not be as popular as Larkin.

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clearly they didnt have their EPO

>why do dumb whores make dumb whore decision

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dude, her tits and ass are fake
imagine what she would look like without them
she has no hips
you are literally retarded for calling me gay for pointing out the obvious

>all I've seen from her in years is JOI and virtual garbage
why.

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And there's a reason she needs all that fake shit. Nobody wants to see a teig fucking.

Twig*

this is what happens when a guy cuts of an asian lady's face and wears it as his own

you really are retarded

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The way he quickly hides his gross inside elbow on his other arm always makes me laugh

that guy in the background lmao

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You are aware that pornstars that look like jailbait is an entire thing, right? Like Piper Perri, Naomi Woods, 90% of all BLACKED stars?

Pedophiles aren't the majority.

Oh you mean the friend who's obviously part of the skit?

now you have my attention

>6,2 vs 5,11

Why?

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What the fuck is wrong with the western world?

Sauce?
She looks like my crazy ex-girlfriend

well she just might be

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what the fuck is that kiernan

Yes
Teen Isn't one of the most popular porn categories
Elsa Jean is one of the biggest names in porn because of her skills and NOT because she looks like 16

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what sort of xmen league is this. also that third guy was part of the ministry of silly walks!

>pussy
Is that what you call a penis?

That's his dad

Aren't you able to do this shit while playing any of the Grand Theft Auto games?

I would also like to add that based on playing a couple of hours, or maybe less, of Grand Theft Auto 3 while I was in high school, I think the Grand Theft Auto games suck, and so does this movie.

is this that british wit i keep hearing about

>chinese humor
yikes

A Chinese trump

looks like an asian white mix
Eyes look asian and the facial features look white

Also, I've never watched this movie. I hear that television is capable if brainwashing you, so it would be best to stay away from shit like this movie.

Imagine that tongue probing and penetration your dick hole.
>HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

it looks like a chinese frog

>WE WANT TO GET PAID THE SAME AS MALE ATHLETES REEEEEEEEEEE

How does that make it better????

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momo

Only beta males find her attractive, because she seems approachable to them.

unfortunate

I think she entered in the Olympics for fun or some shit. can't remember the story

There are a bunch of winter olympic videos like that. Countries will put someone instead of saying they don't have someone that qualifies because it's better to have some representation.

She has a boyfriend user, she'll have kids before roasties hit the wall

This roastie slag only wishes she was as cute as Ezra

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>all those complaints from the ones took part in GDP
kek. glad they got a dose of reality

Emily Da Vinci is now a respected college professor and no one knows about her past career

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my waifu
NOW BACK THE FUCK OFF

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>Her start in adult entertainment was stripping in a Texas strip club owned by Vinnie Paul of Pantera

F

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How was this literal rape scene allowed in the movie?

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Is this some sort of autism awareness campaign?

is there a reason this keeps getting posted? it's just some randoms in a store doing nothing.

is England cursed or do they only allow ugly girls to enter?

Based and blue pilled

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It's akin to sneedposting

Source? Great quality webm.

/tumblr/ faggot zoomer

Cool tumors, bruh.

This is the equivalent of that guy from africa who couldn't swim but somehow ended up in his own fucking race because the other two people in his heat dropped out.
The olympics are never about only having the best of the best. Yes, they will contain some of the best in the world, but it's built in a way that edge cases exist and can be exploited by people who simply want to be get to one.

is this a lizardman?

That is not how you eat an apple.

kek

>The enthusiastic surfer dude commentator who desperately tries to make it seem interesting
Cunts were blaming her but all she did was game a shit event and system that no one competes in anyway.

Please delete this.

It's like Russia where all the attractive and intelligent people leave the country as soon as they can.

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It's so harsh of them to have put that fucking paki goddess behind her so she's constantly in the background on full mogg.

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what a fucking manlet

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>waits until he reloads his gun instead of running inside the store

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watching this now, this is fucking sick

I do now. And I'm going to spread it like wildfire. Gonna figure out which school she's a professor at and send some emails.

>not peeing her pants
>not taking advantage of the aroused shooter
0/10

msm.cam.ac.uk/people/ringe

>no hips
dropped

ah ok.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, she's so cute you could just pinch her little head off.

Yes?

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I would unironically sniff her anus

>Do you obsess over girls who look abnormal like this because you think you might have a chance with them irl?

yes

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KEK

Its the best of each country you retard.

I know, right? that filthy female absolutely took advantage of poor Ezra

>cherry picking

>it's a webm thread where half the webms aren't Yea Forums related thread

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>Gal Gadot fucking him with a strap-on
God that would be hot

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fag

she definitely fucks black guys

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What is the metatext that Kubrick was intending to convey in this scene?

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hey bby, you want a quickie or the full two seconds?

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what were they thinking?

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obviously. There's evidence on her lips

Tom cruise is the straightest gay man ever to have lived

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fake and gay

based

makes it ten times worse

Pleb

Not a real mummy

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I wonder if she's intersex. I went out with a girl once. Physically a few things seemed slightly off but still feminine. Later she told me her secret. It all made sense then.

enjoy your aids

Imagine being this seething about something

Why is he re-chambering a round after every shot when it's clearly semi auto?

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Thats a bolt action rifle and there is no magazine

It's like every style choice she makes is the wrong one. Her glasses, her hair, her makeup, all of it just highlights the weird way she looks. Why do people do this?

>respected

At :21 you can see the action cycling after the shot. It's a Garand, it's supposed to be semi-auto.

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>tfw he will never fall on top of me like that

He doesn't you just see that one time where it failed to cycle

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kys

You first zoomer scum

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blame the retards who keeps paying money for those crap

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So she just had surgery to disconnect her tongue, right?

Like she just had that middle bit snipped?

So she could actually choke on her own tongue now?

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just look how fucking cute she is!

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Based

He uses subsonic rounds that don't have enough pushback to properly cycle a new round

Based

Based
>ywn wrap a cute girls head in plastic and watch her slowly asphyxiate

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god I want to force my head between her thighs, smelling the leather and tasting her

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>The olympics are never about only having the best of the best.
except it is
just that sometimes, the very best do other shit or weird stuff happens; don't act like a majority of the athletes competing are shit, it's rare when something like that happens

film?

>expecting film makers to know what viewers want

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>Elsa Jean is one of the biggest names in porn because of her skills and NOT because she looks like 16
she looks like a normal girl, not some bimbo; men like petite women just like women like big men
even so; except for flavor of the month qt3.14's, the most popular pornstars are usually an even amount of trashy bimbos, milfs and, yes, teens

IS THERE PORN

movies for this feel?

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she's only 27? holy fuck

A Fraggle

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>...well that was fast

Not even being mean, but she's got some sort of a genetic disease or something going on, right?

>half the webms aren't Yea Forums related thread
thank god for that

youtube.com/watch?v=39FuAshmW_8
A webm can't do this justice.

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I hate that feel

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Yes. Ruby a pure sex

El Ayuwoki
HEE HEE!

This is cute

a real human bean

Freedom?

that scene crazied me out as a kid
all i knew about antifreeze was that you could NOT drink it

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based
fuck CGI

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She's half English.

I'm getting some serious uncanny valley vibes here.

i want to marry her and knock her up with retarded babies

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