When will the Star Wars Episode 9 Teaser Trailer come out

Have sex.

JJ Abrams and Kathleen "Incel Magnet" Kennedy are having a Episode 9 presentation this morning at 11 am at Star Wars Celebration in Chicago. The movie title and a teaser are guaranteed. They are going to stream it on Starwars dot com

I'm so exited about the teaser....

Will Sheev appear?

Will Vader appear?

Will Luke be alive?

Are the Celebrations in Chicago every time they have them, or do they change cities?

Did you guys not hear it's going straight to Netflix? There probably won't be a trailer until October.

WHAT?!

I won't have my Star Wars today?

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i mean they basically did that with TLJ

5pm Uk time today...that’s when the panel is on so anytime after then

This trilogy would have been kino if those idiots actually had planned out a trilogy and not made shit up as they went along

This shit has no purpose to exist or any wortwhile story to tell

Brehs, I'm pretty excited. Also, who here loved The Last Jedi?

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>This shit has no purpose to exist or any wortwhile story to tell
The story of Han's and Leia's son?

The real red pill is realizing Rian didn't ruin Luke, he salvaged him as best he could. JJ is the one who fucked up by making Luke hide in the first place.

only the rose parts

He didn't go into hiding he went to find the first Jedi temple.. Everyone that watched TFA thought he did that so he could find answers to help fight Snoke or whatever..

Him giving up was Rian's decision.. There were plenty of other possibilities other than "he went and hid cuz he got skerd"..

Rian took out his daddy issues on Luke Skywalker's character.. Check the twitter posts he made about his father issues and Star Wars.

True. I think they both fucked it up.

Did you see a temple in the final scene of TFA?

>character is grumpy and apathetic and cares about efficiency
>call him Hans Olo
Bravo Lucas

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Fucking this, thank you

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Retarded answer

Your dumb headcanon didn't get confirmed, and I'm the retard? Yuh-huh.

Who cares? Star Wars is dead. Even Mark Hamill is done with it.

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Then before he went into Solitude, it would have been his obligation to find kylo and snoke and kill them. Instead he let the dark side flourish.

This character was not Luke Skywalker.

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Luke was off looking for a way to stop Snoke. That's why he LEFT A FUCKING MAP. Why would he do that if he intended to die there?

>star wars is dead
get laid please

...

star wars is dead and so are you trannies

your pic related is Kylo's version of the story not what actually happened. Are you 5 or just retarded?

there is no outline for these movies they just write them as they come along

>Luke was off looking for a way to stop Snoke
No?
>That's why he LEFT A FUCKING MAP
He never fucking did. It was Lor San Tekka's map predicting where he COULD BE

post body

again, get laid

Except, this was the worst possible decision.. Him CHOOSING against the force to help his friends was the noble thing to do in Empire..

Him CHOOSING against the force to help his cause was the selfish thing to do in Jedi..

I GET what Rian is saying.. I can even see his point of view on this.. The bottom line is what he did was wrong..

JJ sent Luke to find answers.. Rian sent Luke to kill himself and kill the Jedi.

>No?
Yes.

> It was Lor San Tekka's map predicting where he COULD BE
Who? And how would he know?

you first schizo ;)

JJ said in a recent interview that they did have a general idea for the trilogy but Rian changed it.

>He never fucking did. It was Lor San Tekka's map predicting where he COULD BE

Ya, based on R2-D2's uncompleted map.. You know who left R2-D2 behind with Leia?

LUKE SKYWALKER.

Probably JJ just putting all the blame on Ryan instead of admiting his own failure

This. R2 was literally in Sleep mode until the other part of the map was found.

>JJ sent Luke to find answers
No, he sent him there for no reason at all. Mystery boxes
>Rian sent Luke to kill himself and kill the Jedi.
No, he sent him there to not make him a coward. Luke believed that if the Jedi are gonna return it will only cause more problems to the galaxy. That's of course not true and hence Luke's noble sacrifice and return at the end. Rian was just trying to not make him a coward who just run away because "he felt resposible" like JJ suggested.

JJ's movie wasn't the one that got unversal scorn from audiences and tanked Solo. Nobody made Rian turn Luke into a pussy. Even if that was the original plan (it wasn't) he could have changed it. This is 100% on Rian.

Who told you that Luke was trying to stop Snoke? You literally pulled this out of your ass. If you don't know who Lor San Tekka is don't pretend you know what Luke left left and for what reason becayuse you fucking don't.

>all of his students get slaughrered
>Snoke and the First Order are massing their forces against the galaxy
>Kylo joins them
>Leia and Han are left without Republic support

And you think the brave thing to do in this situation is to hide on some remote planet? Either you're trolling or you're a shill.

I'm fucking my girlfriend regulary, thank you

Wrong

things that never happened, the post

>Who told you that Luke was trying to stop Snoke?
The movie.

>If you don't know who Lor San Tekka is don't pretend you know what Luke left left and for what reason becayuse you fucking don't.
If that's Max's name in the movie it was never fucking mentioned so don't expect people to know it. Luke left R2 behind with a piece of the map. He wanted to be found.

>And you think the brave thing to do in this situation is to hide on some remote planet?
No and that's exactly why I blame JJ for fucking up Luke. He decided that Luke ran away after his failure. Can you read?

Saying "wrong" won't make what I said false. Luke never attacked Kylo.

>He decided that Luke ran away after his failure.

No, he decided Luke was in search of the First Jedi Temple. Rian was the one who decided Luke went there to kys.

I bet you would really want to have a gf. That's a shame incel

lel the "im triggered better project". you schizos need better ammo

>The movie.
Show me the exact quote or scene where that happens.
>He wanted to be found.
No, he didn't and he didn't left a map. That is the canon version and you can't do anything about it. Sorry

youtu.be/aQPXS2BhX9g?t=113

I don't understand the physics of this. So Kylo destroys the house and traps Luke in it but how the fuck did he escape that? Force bubble?

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>Show me the exact quote or scene where that happens.
Han says it.

>No, he didn't and he didn't left a map
Explain R2.

>That is the canon version and you can't do anything about it.
I can skip your shitty movie and torrent it just like I did TLJ, shill.

if we're bating a dead horse here
then what i would've done would be luke using the temples strong force aura to force project himself to force sensetive people around the galaxy rebuilding the jedi order in secret with the reveal at the end where many of his students swooping down on the first order saving the last of the "resistance" while playing the throne room theme
the last jedi, being the students

>Rian was the one who decided Luke went there to kys.
>Everything was going great, until... one boy, an apprentice, turned against him, destroyed it all. Luke felt responsible. He just walked away from everything.
Yeah, sure thing

could she be any shittier of an actress good god

That's just Han's speculation. He did that so he assumed Luke did it as well. And it's still on Rian. Why didn't he change it if he was changing everything else?

>Han says it
Again, show me the quote
>Explain R2
The map is to the first Jedi Temple, not Luke. Since Luke was searching for it other people try to predict where he could be based on the map to the temple. The map is from Empire Databse which R2 downloaded while being on the Death Star.

Yeah but what about what I asked? How didn't Kyle get trapped like Luke?

>That's just Han's speculation. He did that so he assumed Luke did it as well.
That's a very good spin. I think I'm done with you retard

>This trilogy would have been kino as fuck if ep 8 had a role reversal of the two heroes. Fuck it all to hell.
How the fuck anyone can imagine such a scenario? The MC is a MAry Sue because Kathleen Kennedy is a raging feminist. Do you really believe all of a sudden the female character would become the villain and get her ass kicked by the male hero?

rian didnt put any thought into it and youre looking for meaning in a bowl of borscht

>Is reylo happening?
It is, this movie was made bya commitee that calculated the best approach to seduce a female audience. Making a mashup of Pride&prejudice, Twillight and Harry Potter set in space.
This isn't random, these three movies are the biggest film that have the largest disparity when ranked by men adn women.
They took a franchise that is appealing to boys and turn it upside down. By the time you realize the travesty you already spent money of these awful movies. then they come back to you saying they learn their lesson. Why don't you subscribe to Disney+? they're Boba fett and the Rogue One guy?

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It really seemed like the movie was setting up for that to happen, too.

I accept your apology.

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>posting Kylo's version again
If you never watched the movie, don't talk about it you absolute fucking moron

I know what it is. Many of us refused to watch it. If it's not EU tier Grandmaster Luke, all you've done is fund the Jews squeezing profits at the expense of the original hero arcs. Good goyim!

>fixes a lot of issues with the story
>sets up Rey for her fall to the Dark Side because Luke didn't recruit her
>adds a ton of Jedi for the toy department
>Luke can still Force project into the final fight to show the audience how he gathered them while sequestered

The only problem is how you get all of the nuJedi out of the battle and off-planet without a mass death. Luke would have to distract Kylo while the nuJedi use the force to crush the First Order's forces, causing the FO victory to turn into a route and Kylo having to flee a second time.

>exposes himself as a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about
umm... jews?

>It really seemed like the movie was setting up for that to happen, too.
That's only because rey is overpowered and beats the main villain in the first movie. That is so incerdibly dumb because there is no stakes if the villain is the weak one. That's why you imagined maybe the villain is the girl. The fact is that this is awful writing made by a feminist who shoehorned a characetr that is the poster child for the third feminist wave. You can't rationalize this, it's just insane.

>umm... jews?
Yes, this picture was taken yesteday, Disney CEO was talking about how to suppress "hate speech" from Internet and how Hitler would have loved social media.

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What a wasted opportunity.

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Are you gonna admit you're a fucking idiot and you don't know the context of the things you post or are you gonna keep changing the subject?

why do women like Harry Potter so much?

>why do women like Harry Potter so much?
I think I know. the heroes have a magic wand that does whatever they want, they don't actually need to work for it. They're probably other reasons but it's interesting because the MC is a boy. This went over Kathy's head.

>Are you gonna admit you're a fucking idiot and you don't know the context of the things you post or are you gonna keep changing the subject?
Indulge me then.

Luke's gone so it doesn't matter what happens.

>imagined maybe the villain is the girl
You forgot rey beat Luke’s ass in anger in TLJ. She also went into the dark side cave without fear. You could easily spin that every time she used the force it was during highly emotional states and that implied she was using the dark side. Which would have been a kino twist because it would explain why shes an overpowered cunt.

You still don't get it, the message of these movies is that women can do no wrong, even if they're obviously wrong. remember admiral Dildo? She's a cunt but they made her a hero. Rey beats Kylo in a fit of rage but nowhere is aknowledge that it was problematic, it's only problematic when a male does it. Lucasfilm is run by a raging feminist with a male hating agenda.

i cant wait for the cucks on youtube and in "journalism" to come after kennedy as the woman who ruined star wars the moment shes let go from lucasfilms. i can already see the cringe titles.

KATHLEEN KENNEDY the woman who RUINED the SEQUEL TRILOGY

>hating on KK makes you a cuck
are you at celebration drinking onions milk waiting for you heroes to show up?

It would be attached to Endgame or so I've read

And they wouldn't be wrong, you know

grow a brain retard. these cucks are the ones praising her now, and will turn on her in an instant once its acceptable by disney. for fucks sake can any of you retards here understand how this shit works. get the dick out of your brain faggot

sometimes they're in LA i think

I don't think so. They will dismiss her but never accuse her or ruining SW, she's a woman, you can't do that without being labelled sexist.

Panel starts at noon EST and will probably last an hour. 1 PM EST.

they can't have kennedys self insert be evil

>"Incel Magnet" Kennedy
Nobody knew her name before she hijacked Lucasfilm and turned it into a girl power joke.

They change cities. Even countries sometimes.

acceptable targets come in any race gender creed whatever as long as its fulfilling a goal. everyone hates kennedy already so blaming her once shes canned to win back the fans and get them excited again is standard procedure.

Excume Sir, there will be a stream to watch that presentation?

The Star Wars YT channel will be streaming it.

Ok, thank you Sir.

Honestly, it's an absolute masterpiece. True artistry. And true artistry is never understood or appreciated in its time.

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>be the ??? she needs
luke didnt do dick with her on that planet and skyped halfway across the galaxy just to die while taunting his mentally ill nephew, bravo rian

The Episode 9 panel will start at 11AM till 12PM in Chicago, so dont expect a trailer anytime soon and just beat your meat or something in the meantime

You wanna bet the title of Star Wars 9 will be completely and utterly disappointing and will be completely random. Like The Force Awakens, that tells us nothing about that specific movie. It could be the title of ANY random Star Wars movie.

At least George Lucas knew how to come up with memorable titles that tell us something about the movie to get hyped for.

>Rian took out his daddy issues on Luke Skywalker's character..
Do I really have to remind you that Lucas in the first place took out his daddy issues on Luke and Vader's relationship? His dad wanted him to join his buisness and so on

The Force Awakens: because the force awakens in Rey.
The Last Jedi: because Rey is the last jedi.

Luke was the last Jedi you dingbat.

Why isn't Episode 1 called The Force Awakens? Or Episode 4.

It's a horrible title.

Or why is Episode 4 not called The Last Jedi, because Obi Wan is the last? Or Episode 5 because Yoda is the last? Or Episode 6 because Luke is the last?

Wait, Rey is a jedi? When the fuck did that happen? She hasn't even done anything across two movies.

Easier than to walk you point by point on why all of your points suck is to outright call you stupid.

>Evil Daisy
muh dick

Yoda wasn't conceived of until Episode 5.

So why was Episode 4 not called "Star Wars Episode 4: The Force Awakens: The Last Jedi"? It would have signaled the force awakening in Luke and Obi Wan being the last jedi (at the time of writing the movie)

Fuck off retard.

Rian really screwed Star Wars over forever by titling it The Last Jedi. Now there can never again be a jedi without outright contradicting Rian. So he truly put his mark on Star Wars forever.

I'm sure you are!
The Resistance is dead.
The war is over.
And when I kill you...
I will have killed the last Jedi.
Amazing.
Every word of what you just said...
was wrong.
The Rebellion is reborn today.
The war...
is just beginning.
And I will not be THE LAST JEDI

Luke is saying that he is not the last Jedi, that Rey is the last Jedi.

My point is, they have no plans for these movies. They just give them random titles that could refer to anything. Lucas knew how to make titles specificlly suited for the one movie.

god i fucking want her to pin me down and tell me to surrender to her

and i would

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APOLOGIZE TO GEORGE, RIGHT NOW

what if episode viii was named snoke eater

Kylo will be the last jedi

They should just name IX Reylo because that's the only thing that they could do that wouldn't completely suck.

He is gone now. Twisted by the dark side.

broom boy is the last jedi

He would be considered a Grey Jedi if not for the fact that he keeps killing everyone.

Honestly?I'm not denying,part of the reason I hate this trilogy is because the main hero iss a woman which I can't relate to.Nothing wrong with that,star wars main audience is males,it's like making Barbie a man.

>Kills all the jedi apprentices in Luke's academy.
>Kills innocent people like that old guy in TFA.
>Kills his father.
>Kills his master like a real Sith.

How is he grey and not dark?

>Tried to kill his mother too.

I don't care if the protagonist is a woman or a man. The problem is that Rey is a complete shit of a character that has no development and nobody cares about her. Also all the feminist shit.

>because the main hero iss a woman which I can't relate to
you're like niggers who can't relate to some character because he/she is white. You're literally like SJW's

Because after he does this he immediately regrets it, like when Anakin kills Dooku in cold blood but doesn't completely turn until he sees Windu menacing over Palpatine.

>didn't

>jedi keep peace for 1000 years
>making more jedi, even if some of them turn, is somehow not better than letting several Sith run amok through the galaxy

hurr de durr

There was a good explanation right there too. Luke is on the island because he cant control his emotions - he fears, if he fights for Han and Leia, he will resort to dark side abilities to save them, and he will fall as Anakin did but will be too powerful for the galaxy to stop

Considering two Sith managed to literally rule the galaxy, I would say that he was on the mark.

I said "tried", do you know the meaning of words?

Are you ESL? "tried" does not mean "was supposed to but decided not to"

ATTENTION ALL NU-WARS FANS

THE TRAILER HAS DROPPED ON THE STAR WARS YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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Didn't he fire the missile? I don't remember it now.

Let's be honest, the best course of action is for J.J. to ignore the Last Jedi and make his direct sequel to force awakens.

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>Did you see a temple in the final scene of TFA?
Han has a line earlier in TFA about Luke's goal being the first Jedi temple
And in TLJ it could be the Force tree thing that Yoda blows up

>nice hiss
>let's get these bullets out onto a target

No, his wingman did. That's kind of a crucial plot point to forget too.

Sorry dude I just don't remember every detail about Star Wars.

Because TFA was so great, right? Fuck that just disregard both and reboot it completely

All you have to do is remember the key scenes that shape a character. You wouldn't forget that Vader had his helmet off in his meditation chamber, would you?

>You wouldn't forget that Vader had his helmet off in his meditation chamber, would you?
What meditation chamber? Like Yoga?

Cringe

yeah it will be chock full of THINGS YOU KNOW

>you're like niggers who can't relate to some character because he/she is white. You're literally like SJW's
No he's right, gender and race are two different topics but feminsist managed to explain that a rich white suburban girls from comfortable and cultured families are oppressed by boys from poor households wether they're black or white, by using that false dichotomy of the imaginary male versus female struggle.

the first gaydi

Again, they can't make a boy character without turning him into a janitor while the female ones are skilled pilots and generals.

Its going to be dumb, don't get so worked up

Where will I be able to watch the livestream?

youtube.com/user/starwars

Too bad Lucas wasn't working with beloved characters someone else created. Rian tried to make the characters his but you can't do that shit with 30 year old icons

>Rian tried to make the characters his
It's worse, he tried to make them what Kathleen kennedy and her story group of hell wanted.

Yeah because there weren’t female slave kids in TLJ either. Fucking stop with the bullshit please.

>Yeah because there weren’t female slave kids in TLJ either. Fucking stop with the bullshit please.
HAHA, there wasn't until KK snapped her fingers and ordered a nigglet and a girl. The boy grabbing a fucking broom is pathetic and speaks a lot of how they see the fandom. Give them a jannie boy at the end they they'll gobble that cancer of a film

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I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

Seriously, who the fuck watch this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ijmKkRMsvDg

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I like how they're trying to have fake enthusiasm although they're dead inside

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For a board that claims to hate Star Wars and capeshit, you sure talk about it a whole lot

Denver, Indianapolis, LA, London, Chiba Japan, Orlando, Essen Germany, Anaheim, London again, Orlando again, and now Chicago

Yes we're talking shit about it. Why do you see it as a contradiction? Hearing that Bob Iger isn't very happy about it is even more motivating.

That final scene is a callback to Luke looking to the horizon. I think it was beautifully done. Luke dreamed of being more than some miserable moisture farmer just like this kid dreams of being more than a slave. Much like Anakin. I don’t understand the beef people have with that final scene and I think if anything rings true with the spirit of Star Wars in TLJ, it’s that scene.

Yeah the Your Mom jokes and the shit tier fight choreography really elevate it to a new level.

SUBVERTED

>Luke dreamed of being more than some miserable moisture farmer
>I don't know why anyone hates this ending
Because the overall story is shit and Luke didn't do anything for 30 years after the Return of the Jedi to become a legend the proper way, not to mention abandoned his sister to die

Rey and Yoda just fix him in one scene and tell him to fuck off and the audience is supposed to eat it up

>the most powerful Jedi ever forsakes his friends because he's being a moody bitch
>this is true heroism
Rian Johnson is such a fucking retarded woman, I can't stand it

Leaked......the titles been here since the game was announced, its Star Wars: The Fallen Order

>Luke looking to the horizon before fgoing on a adventure
>Jannie boy stuck on slave planet, holding a broom looking at the moon
Does Rian even know that the moon represents death?

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

Yeah no shit, Luke was all like "omfg you didn't even try to resist the dark". It was clearly setting up to reveal that she'd been using the dark side all along. But it seems like the last third was totally rewritten.

but enough about the Original Trilogy

just stop arguing with him. its clear that the sequel trilogy detractors literally haven't even watched ANY of the films, much less the new ones.

Ok so about Luke "attacking Kylo", it seems like you turned the movie off right at this scene, because later it is explained that Luke saw evil in Kylo's future and acted too quickly, only to regret it immediately after. But it was too late. Why do you people refuse to acknowledge this?

I’m talking about the part with broom kid.

Because they wanted Luke to be a Mary Sue.

The ... force... is...female! * Rey kills Kylo and all men in the galaxy with a shockwave emanating from her uterus*

tie in?

>Obi-Wan gets killed
>"HE'S GONE WAHHHHHH"
>Shows up in the next two movies as a force ghost
For christ's sakes, Luke literally says "See you around, kiddo", do you really think they won't bring him back?

Jedi Fallen Order is not episode 9, it's a video game that takes place after ep3

>her uterus
Would we see her uterus though?

Rey going full feminazi and killing Luke like Vader did Obi Wan wouldve been too on the nose

Kylo losses all motive and becomes Reys bitch

This is he last moment in history you can speculate on Star Wars 9's title. Any ideas?

I'm going with Star Wars IX : Backstroke of the Big

Exactly. I also find it funny that, if the prequels were made before the originals, Obi-Wan’s death would’ve made people have a TLJ level outrage. Especially considering he straight up lies to Luke and that’s not consistent with his character in the PT at all.

This guy is about to watch the teaser trailer for the next Star Wars trailer, how will he react this time?

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oh god what is his channel I NEED TO SEE THIS

Stream link (not live yet)
youtube.com/watch?v=RnhiLZOprZE

As long as men exist, there will never be true peace in the galaxy

youtube.com/watch?v=xPks7OIdUG8

Sincere good luck trying to get through it without cringing yourself to death.

If it isn't RoT_ JJ needs to fucking lynched

Does it begin now or in one hour?

6 minutes

hahaha fuckkkkkkkkk

Star Wars IX: Right on the Money

4 mins, but they may wait til the middle or end to drop the trailer

No, Reynon is.

that's when the panel starts but they probably won't show the trailer until the end

What if they made a trilogy with Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino and George Lucas each directing and writing one movie?

What a fucking baby.

>art

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live stream doesnt have chat enabled is a huge red flag, prepare for shit

There is no way to save Disney Wars, you'd need to scrap the entire Disney Canon and re-instate the EU for Star Wars to be good again.

I'm only watching this so I can be the first human in history to laugh heartily when thwy announce the title.

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>1 minute late
yikes

the livestream is on a delay, so you are nowhere near the first to laugh at the public reveal.
they also had to come up with the title an unknown amount of months ago, in which someone surely laughed at it already.

JJ still hasn't settled on a title. Give him a minute.

>join us ate 11 am CT
>it's 11:02 am CT

this is why why browse Yea Forums

What if they have a few titles for the movie but can't decide on which one they like, so they have the audience vote for one.

those reactions

WHY HASNT IT STARTED YET!!!!!!! HAS THERE BEEN A TERROR ATTACK OR SOMETHING ????????

It could have been interesting if they made the main characters Finn/Poe and then those guys had to unite versus Rey/Kylo who end up being like heretic force users who renounce the Jedi ways and their forces.

Hux would want Rey dead so they'd have a better chance than you'd think.

Fucking Colbert...

>Steven Colbert
I’m out. I’m sorry but I’m fucking out.

>colbert

kek

>Colbert
wtf im out

What the fuck is this

I can taste the cancer

Sorry I meant wanted Kylo dead, boring conversation anyway.

HAHAHAH THEY HAD TO CUT OF 5 MINUTES OF STRAIGHT BOOING

Hahaha republicans BTFO. Feel unwelcome.

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVIE!!!!! XDDDD

I'm not a star wars fan and I find this slightly cringey. Would I like it more if I actually liked Star Wars?

The trailer will play before endgame.

Umm its Colbert hello? Everyone cringes watching him.

Sounds like infantile brand recognition manchild pandering to me. Did this story need to be told? No... is there anything to be gained from watching ? Not really, is there any meaning to this corporate anti-kino at all besides to sell toys to manchildren?

OMG Colbert, pack in the puns and give me Star Wors

no this is disgusting

>a place we go to feel understood
what the fuck is he talking about? Star Wars was always about having a cool adventure in space, not having my gender identity validated

Yeah I know people who worked on the film. JJ wanted kylo to turn good after seeing the evil that he has done and rey finding out that she is the daughter of the emperor and snoke is her brother.
KK threw all of this away and it is getting crammed into episode 9 now.
At least now we are still getting outer rim shit.

Shut up doucheweseal star wars is not for you bigots

Yeah I knew the cockgobblers would cheer Kathleen Kennedy, what a bunch of losers.

Reminder that George Lucas defied the rules of what was acceptable by having Billy Dee Williams in TESB.

Can they please throw Kennedy in a pit and light it on fire?

dude just remember that hes playing a role and has writers, like an actor
t. Toe Rogaine

>all the trumpfaggots ITT get triggered by Colbert
S E E T H

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THEY LOVE EACH OTHER CONFIRMED

i hate trump but colbert is embarrassing and unfunny

no one mentioned Trump until you did
>R E N T F R E E

>we took everything that inspired George
>and then lit it on fire

They should have written Rey's character to be so powerful that it all went to her head and she gets a god complex. She then would start murdering everyone she deemed evil to cull the galaxy of all hatred and war. This of course would be seen as evil by the resistance and even Kylo will think she has gone insane and will try and stop her. Kylo teaming up with the resistance and the first order to stop Rey would have been a huge payoff to her shitty character in the first movie.

Guess I'll kill myself tonight.

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This, this shit is so disingenuous, they all shat on Lucas. They don't give a shit about what he did or his plans for Star Wars.

It would have definitely shown that the way of the Light Side is pain and hard work, Rey's way is the path of the Dark Side because its easy and lots of power really fast, which ends up destroying you.

>180k viewer
>sw is dead
get fucked subhumans you lost

>Would I like it more if I actually liked Star Wars?
You'd like it less if you actually cared about the franchise.

Trevor Noah should have hosted this.

lol so they land on the Ewok planet?

Same numbers as nintendo direct lol

m8 the first movie was literally feelsgood propaganda for disaffected nerdy white boys in 70s. That was the whole appeal. Luke wasn't some impossibly-cool Chad, he was some awkward moisture farmer surrogate for all the dudes that grew up fantasizing about being Flash Gordon. He was a very specific and at-the-time subversive type that spoke to all of the nerdy virginal poindexters. It's literally a wish-fulfillment fantasy for boys. He becomes an apprentice to a space wizard, saves the princess, gets his wish to become a starfighter, and uses space magic to destroy the Hidden Fortress.

Do you actually not understand this or are these stories just so normalized in all media nowadays that you didn't even realize?

Nintendo directs get way more.

>eheheheheheheh
>alright

I GET IT SO NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE QUESTIONS WOULD BE AND EVERYONE IS WINGING IT JUST LIKE THE MOVIES

This is the most Reddit thing I have ever seen
>ooooh how about you tell me x about the movie??
mmmm I don't think so Stephen! tee hee
>ooooh dangit!!

you don't need to see trump mentioned to see a wall of REE COLBERT WTF COLBERT DROPPED etc posts and know that you can shitpost Trump and annoy a bunch of Trumpfaggots.

That has to be fake.
There is just no way that can be real.
It looked like he was about to have a heart attack over a trailer.
Also people are defending him in the comments this might be real fuck.

>He thinks The Hero with a Thousand Faces is nerdy white boy propaganda
lmfao okay white boi

anthony daniels is so cringey

because 2019 Colbert sucks, it's not just Trumpers that think he's cringey

i wonder if he feels weird coming out with "R2D2" knowing that kenny baker is dead as hell

join in u fags
youtube.com/watch?v=aP8R6nICPqU
let's us destroy normies cybersafespace

>He thinks The Hero with a Thousand Faces is nerdy white boy propaganda
The movie VERY LITERALLY is you sniveling cunt. The dialogue, the casting, the line delivery, EVERY aspect of the characterization. That was a HUGE reason the movie was so successful, that it was also a meme on the hero's journey doesn't negate that.

Disingenuous nigger kill yourself.

You're convinced that JJ Abrams actually planned further than a single step ahead? Why?

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probably not they hated each other didn't they?

Look at him frigging eating up that stage he loves not having to give time to the midget.

wheres the trailer at

>Comments are disables
EVERY TIME

>This trilogy would have been kino if those idiots actually had planned out a trilogy
They did actually.
But Ruin Johnson decided to throw away JJ's road map and subvert expectations.

goddamn those are some pathetic photoshops

>The Hero with a Thousand Faces

a.k.a the lamest and generic way to do a story

checked the digimon
I hope you like to cringe because you're about to get 30 more minutes of it

>he gets this angry talking about staw wuwz
pahahaha look at this dude
>le sniveling cunt
hahahahahahaha

none of those are photoshops brah

reminder that Trump is a child rapist lol

Because Johnson openly admitted that he was given a skeleton plot, but decided to go his own way.
He's a megalomaniac.

>being so upset that you're forced-laughing in text

lando shot

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>I-I'm not upset you're upset YOU DISINGENUOUS NIGGER CUNT
whoops!

Will he finally apologize to Mrs. Princes Leia for his crude, sexist, racist, misogonystic, evil, hatefilled, trump fueled comments towards her? I was very offended in the stupid original trilogy.

you don't need to be upset to call someone on Yea Forums a disingenuous nigger my nigga

Evidence?

god dammit that dialogue is so bad.
>Amazing.
>Every word of what you just said...
>was wrong.
this kind of writing should never be in a SW film.
this is what some overly sassy 15 year old girl in an inane twitter argument says.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE HOW CAN A STAR WARS EPISODE SHOW NOT AT LEAST GET 2 THREADS

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Your entire post is teething with Reddit anger, try again mate

Black girl is pretty cute but who the fuck is she

"Lots of Lando Calrissians in this universe little girl, don't you mind"

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

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British black people are so awkward and gay jeez

keep going

>ayo mang, watchu wont dis time
>you ever see the movie Signs?
>say no mo

Damn hes so sexy here, like bruce campbell

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Is that a Hillary-voting retard hosting the show? The fuck?

>woah Oscar you can speak 2 languages
whats wrong with muricans?

I still think that having a female main character could of worked.
I would use 'the exile' character from KOTOR 2 to be an example of a decent female protag.
however Rey is just a terrible character in every way imaginable, being written by a committee of incompetent writers. That and having Kathleen Kennedy making Rey her self insert feminist icon basically gave Rey the kiss of death for any hope of good character development.

i don't want to live on this planet anymore

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How long till the trailer drops? Wanted to sleep a bit

Why do I not remember there being this many jokes about ass fucking at Star Wars events in the past?

"we all know youngest behinds are the best"
WTF WTF

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Geez Kelly must feel like the retarded kid everyone props up as Homecoming Queen

They are.

League of Legends personality loltyler1 got twice as many live viewers for his return to the game

why is he cosplaying as Nathan Drake

>9 hours 30 minutes ago

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Why do they always have to wear the same old fucking clothing?

HELLO BUMP LIMIT

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