Alita: Battle Angel discussion #362
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Didn't add Preston yet. Gonna do it soon
Goodnight /ALITA/ stay comfy
This is one of the best OC's this general has created. I love you guys.
Hello /alita/
Have a comfy Bucky and Alita concept art.
The only cherry on the top of this masterpiece is a pile of $400mil.
Sleep well fren
Thank you as the Preston requester it makes me happy
based JC and RR hell yeah dude
Rate my OC please
And people say we're out of ideas
night fren sweet dreams
STOP
STEALING
One billion.
Stop posting this/10
Writefag needs to write a love story but we see it from Ali’s perspective dating Hugo
That’ll get my brain cooking some script ideas for VA to read and put my shitty photoshop skills to the test and male random Alita in different sceneries edits
I can actually hear her say Pathetic in my head when I see this pic now what the fuck
Rate this oc please
I guess we should accept the real comfy hours are more at night, we can't be comfy all the time. But we can be civil and upstanding members of the community. Love you guys.
You and everyone else.
>images you can hear
You're still stealing from me. Why are you such a parasite? Alita wants everyone to fly with their own wings.
You mean the scenes in movie or an alternatite timeline where he doesn't die?
-403 million
Love You All GN
This is during the night, what the fuck are you even talking about?
A thousand times this
Please write me some scripts!
Night is comfiest indeed
GN
love you too
stay comfy
Zapan a good boy
He dindu nuffin
i want to do a no condom sex into lou and get babies from her
Fictional scenarios
Just like his wholesome fictional stories about the reader dating Alita, but this time we read about Alitas perspective dating the reader (you) or Hugo
so epic!!!!
But she acts so brainless.
___________hehe
Zapan a BITCH
he's right though. Comfy hours are 6-10pm. Weekends are a bit more open ended but weekdays we get a lot more shitposting.
I guess it depends on the timezone. Night time for burgers.
I'll pop it in the request bin!
fucking unit
>sonny still layered over John Wick
FIX THAT SHIT
a BITCH
I flipped the image because mirrored pics bug me and I just noticed that her necklace says Salazar
Did he really write a fanfic where Alita dates the reader of the fanfic?
Please no...
good night fren
Here you go
Halt. Before you can come in to see the advance screening of Alita: Fallen Angel, what is the best line of dialogue from the first film?
>"Together!"
>What keeps it up? Magic?
and so on.
how does bucky fit into the memelore? Just that he's got the robot hand?
I WANT TO COPUL8 WITH DITZY ANIME MANGA WOMAN
Oh my friend you have no idea
no Rorschach
He's a weapon who doesn't want to be.
Perfection
>Who wants to spar with me next?
night fren
>It's all or nothing with me. This is who I am.
THIS IS THREAD #362
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I fixed some of the layering issues. You guys plis Sonny.
>YEOW
Comfy Grew instead?
Sneed
I could write a wall of text, but it's simple. Big Cyborg Chad with majestic hair, why else?
why not both?
SOMEONE
SOMEONE STOP NOVA
HE IS GOING TO SAY THE N WORD
we're gonna hit 370 by Sunday aren't we
I'm off to bed. Night.
>"together!"
More like tomorrow night.
sleep well friend
>no Iron giant
"FUCK YOUR MERCY"
Fixed
good night jerome, kisses
>Walk into theater.
>ENTIRE THEATER TURNS AROUND AND STANDS UP TO LOOK AT YOU.
Fuck.
Great!
Now just add someone facing the screen greentexting
>tfw surrounded by literal retards looking directly away from the screen
I'm seeing double here! Four Dredds!
>I'm Jerome.
That's a fucking M. Night Shammy twist I did NOT see coming.
>Thank you father
Happens to me all the time. All the Anons in the back row ask for my milk money or the designated shooter is going to get me first.
>You better be nice to our friend Alita.
Ring deckman.
>honks with X and Y chromosome
I just blew one of the biggest loads of my life on my friends titties, holy shit. It was so hot that I instantly got rock hard again and got back to fucking her. She asked me how I keep it up for so long and I said "What keeps it up? Magic" and started laughing like a madman. She thought it was weird but I fucked her senseless so whatever. I think this movie is infiltrating my life.
Cheers Todd
I-I ju-just want-wanted to see th-the movie!
What
Can good bois who dindu nuffin watch the movie too?
>"No, something stronger. Lewd Alita thoughts"
"What keeps it up? Magic?" is my favourite line from the movie. Idk just thought it was funny to say it to her and ended up making myself laugh more than I expected to.
does anyone have a screencap of hugo and alita on the tube, the landscape wideframe?
congrats user I think
Enjoy the screening, Anons.
I'm almost done...
do battle angles evacuate waste? Does the crotch flap pull away or something?
Why Bucky instead of Cap?
hell yeah brother sorry princesses who couldn't get in
Sorry. One more try or you're going home.
Maybe a floating Zalem for a chandelier or something?
Alita for sure takes some MASSIVE, greasy motor-oil shits.
He wasn't a dog lover. I hate that.
"Yes I did."
unsure but the sheer amount of Bucky posting has me curious enough now to watch Winter Soldier. Which is saying something because I'm usually disinterested in capeshit.
LIST OF /ALITA/ APPROVED CHARACTERS FOR PARTNERSHIP WITH /OURGIRL/:
>CORE
CYBORGS/ROBOTS:
Agent K
Bucky
T800
Robocop
HUMANS
Todd
Judge Dredd
John Wick
John Preston
Eric Draven (debatably human)
>SECONDARY
CYBORGS/ROBOTS:
Adam Jensen
Tima
Sonny
HUMANS
MD Geist
John Spartan
Johnny Rico
Guts
THIS LIST IS ORGANISED BASED ON PREVIOUS THREADS AND OC. IT MAY CHANGE DEPENDING ON THE OC PRODUCED IN THE NEXT THREADS
I don't have a good picture of Hugo or Ido, somehow...
Gib pic
>IDO AINT GONNA CATCH ME IM GONNA MAKE IT TO PAGE 10!
this is hot as fuck
You're in luck, it's least capeshitty of the Marvel capeshit movies.
Really dude? Really? We're shilling capeshit now?
It's not that great, somebody just has a boner for Bucky
Cap is too much of a Superhero, it's hard to see him as anything else than a Marvel character.
Bucky is an obscure character and he's a cyborg.
The Winter Soldier is one of the least capeshit movies of the MCU, it's basically an action movie. It feels out of place compared with the rest, which is why so many like it.
I'm not going to go in expecting much if I end up seeing it at all. We'll see.
He's ideal for THOT PATROL though.
perfect
>shilling
He already said he was going to watch it so who cares? Not like he's going to pay for it.
...
>People wonder what happened to Blondita
well that's encouraging I suppose. I'm already biased towards cyborgs and non-humans so maybe I'll enjoy it rather than be bored like I was for Cap-America.
Alita has ruined me for all capeshit forever
>"I don't need your permission to live"
people are mildly recommending ONE movie user purely because it feels out of place. Relax. If people here start pushing CM or some shit then I know we're being infiltrated.
Imagine how much goddamn fun it was to animate Alita. I'd do that shit for free.
What does it feel like to cum on a girl?
sleepy time anons. Stay comfy, don't get divided. It's what Jerome wants. We're all gonna make it until sequels.
>The underwater scene comes to mind
What if there are no sequels though? Does Jerome win?
Same, going back and rewatching them they feel so hollow and pointless. Alita and Ido, Alita and Hugo... there's nothing in any Marvel or DC movie that even comes close to the emotional gravity of these relationships.
I wish you comfy dreams without lewds.
...
I think I'm off to bed too, night anons
>Winter Soldier is a great movie! See it! It's not related to Alita at Lk but I'm gonna recommend it in this Alita thread!
You shills need to up your game. How many mousebucks do you make per post?
as a recovery stim addict that scene got to me
I'm sorry Anons, go home.
I am home.
Ah, one more user gets it. Enjoy the special screening.
user I think you have schizophrenia, seek help
I get paid in rice actually
>have to wait months until the blu ray comes out
recovering** fuck my late night spelling
How will we make it?
>have to wait months
But not alone
Maybe if you popped some addies you would be able to spell perfectly well into the night.
They're really easy to get online.
>I'd appreciate that
>smiles
We'll get a webrip of some kind before that. We really just have to hold out for another month (and a half maybe).
+Sleeping Ido
+Cyborg Casper
+Rorschach
Have we finally reached a point where we can all agree this is perfection and nothing else should be added?
Have you considered Matt Damon's character from Elysium?
>still no gangsta
Holy shit, that's unforgivable. On it.
Maybe we she start organizing/ALITA/ viewings, like a Livestream of 2049.
Delete
Omfg I grease my weasel every single time you guys post this
There’s an unredacted version
POST IT or LINK IT
PLEASE FUCKIN POST IT I NEED TO BUST THIS LOAD
>"Together..."
+Gangsta
>there is nothing sexual about this fan base we just appreciate quality cinema
Liars.
I just bought a 1988 Supra to make a JDM waifu style car
Cute, but no.
>sure kid... no worries.
I'm a Jerome
>"HIIII-YEEEEAH"
how she says "that" is cute
CUTE
>not posting the greentext
>mfw it’s my green text
I see what you 3did there
Shame. No more admittance today.
Okay guys
You can date Alita
But to do so you have to fuck Hugo, Tanji, and McTeague one after the other, no protection. Do you do it?
>Roy Added
>Hey, wanna play truth or dare?
Yotsuba?
Freshest OC lads.
Got pic?
Doctor Ido, I'm U.R.M. You don't get to bring friends.
or
Not enough space for this one
Hell yeah
Impressive.
Yanda! That robot body does not fool me!
Does this oc arouse you?
Patience Alita, We're only human.
Fits surprisingly well.
>+ Boy who didndu nuffin
he's a good boy
get zapan out of there
>Grievous
Fuckin lol
Well, he's a cyborg.
Goodnight Anons. Sleep well. Hope this thread can stay comfy for you
he's right where he belongs
ZAPAN A FUCKING BITCH
REMOV HIM
something is missing
add 2 zapans
DON'T YOU DARE user
ZAPAN IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIT
>SIR I'M IN POSITION, OVER
TAKE THE SHOT user
DO IT BEFORE HE GETS AWAY
Hilarious!
>+Hugo
>HE'S TOO CLOSE
>I MIGHT HIT THE HOSTAGE
OH GOD OH GOD
TRY BAITING HER OUT WITH CHOCOLATE, user
>IT'S NOT WORTH IT, JUST ABORT THE MISSION
Ok. Heres my pick then
Oh my god
Kek'd
We gonna need a bigger theater soon
If we do
Shoop the meetup anons in
>GIVE ME YOUR DUBS TO GET THE SHOT
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B-back down user there's no need to risk it...!
Link Meditation
Ok no, it's crowded as fuck as it is let's keep anons away from this, that's too much.
Hey, man - we can't let every hook and peg leg into this club. It's for CYBERnetic people and their guests. There needs to be something electrical going on. Hell, we'll even allow steam powered prosthetics if that's your thing. At least add a flashlight or something to it, to show that you tried.
>TOO RISKY, JUST ABORT THE MISSION
TAKE THE SHOT GOGO
Thank u fren
My cybernetic AR because it's got a flashlight is the best
Cobra'll take care of it.
>When a random audio shitpost has better audio editing then Voiceanons stuff
Gottem
>WE NEED A MEDIC
You got like 5 regular ass dudes in there.
>I'm sorry...I'm so sorry...
Meatbodies are allowed if they have an invitation or are accompanied by a member.
Flashback to the previous day
No... much worse... I'll trick someone she trusts into doing it
Quiet and the Boss got him too
And they say avengers was the biggest crossover ever
>+Driver
TWO gooses?
We already have four copies of Sly so why not?
Two Gooses
Two Rosas
>35 Poster
>244 posts
Time is ticking atilla bros
>no one will dare harm ya again...
Every post like this you make only makes us stronger
fuck I didn't realize we had quads
Merged
Fuck you, i know its because im black
Now it's a good time to post the Vector Foundation shitpost
Jeru Zalem is doomed.
Today will be remembered as the day one user shot Alita
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Brothers and sisters, I have it on good authority that Zapan did not kill those two organic boys. As a matter of fact, he was on his way to church when he was attacked by an anti-cybernetic hate group who were behind numerous assaults on Cybernetic-Americans. This same gang reportedly murdered the renowned motorball player Kinuba and stole his body parts, illustrating that even those Cybernetic-Americans who have risen to the status of star athletes are not safe from hate attacks by organics.
Furthermore, it has been reported that Zapan's face was destroyed in full view of a group of Centurions, who did nothing to apprehend the assailant. Such craven dereliction of duty demonstrates, once more, the structural prejudice that Cybernetic-Americans face.
If you want to stand up for justice, if you want to end the discrimination still perpetrated, still institutionalized by organics, if you want to raise a mighty steel fist and break the teeth of the next organic who dares utter the derisive term "h*rdbody," I entreat you to make a tax-deductible donation to the Vector Foundation today.
>still no Paul
how could you forget??
>+Mal
That was the last. I'm a bit tired of this
Ok clearly I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands
I just noticed both Jonny Ricos and Dredds are staring right at each other lmao
>There can be only one!
there we go
Sly's Dredd btfo'd
his hand is blocking Sly reeeeee
Move him to far right so that his hand is between Gangsta and Rorschach
There now it's just Blondita getting the hand
>blocking thot Alita
PERFECT
nigga what are you doing lmao
I believe he is the 40th on this pic
idk what are you doing nigga?
Absolutely Fixed.
>When everyone starts trying to introduce new men for your GF to date
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HEAL HIM DAMN IT
>You were always my favorite K, but it's up to her now.
To be fair the vast majority are extra Dads for her with just a couple of exceptions
kyle is such a chad
for those of us who haven't yet seen this
we're in the endgame now
OH SH-
>Sorry user, but Alita already has a boyfriend
>You can try asking Lupa out though, she always hangs around here asking for free repairs and singing about swans or whatever
>She might need a place to stay though, i think she's homeless
Yeah he's definitely one of the exceptions to the dad figures Ido was talking about
I'm SO ready for new dune
this is very strange
I'm not, I'm very worried it will be crap.
Villenuve is really good tbf
Well that's good. For remakes of cult classics like this I always worry they'll get the Red Dawn treatment.
>remakes of cult classics
It's not a remake it's an adaptation of a novel.
I mean if you liked BR2049 then Dune should be good
Okay but go see the movie though
thanks for the bump!
Very oldschool taunt. I respect that.
what did he mean by this?
kino
Why did she assassinate the deckman, he just wanted to see the sunrise
Alita is a monster and a menace to society. WAR CRIMES
Zalem ordered. She waited all day so that he would play with the children and see the sunset.
Is this a mercy?
This is sympathy.
ALITA!
ALITA THE MERCIFUL!!
>#362
Can you fuck off already
glorious
Nah
upsettingly cute
I know it's my new favourite pic
It's fanart o'clock
oh is it now
did someone say new bread?
is there a chinese pixiv?
New bread now
I DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL