>World record headquarters, can I help you?
World record headquarters, can I help you?
Caleb Hughes
Mason Russell
im glad that turboautist who "analyzed" his world record and claimed it was fake was btfo by based billy
Hudson Roberts
Billy was robbed.
Austin Flores
Will we get a sequel where the true King of Kong reclaims his throne?
Jack Ramirez
Where? Pretty sure Billy is disgraced.
Wyatt Stewart
I think your hot sauce SUCKS!
*click*
Jaxson Gonzalez
>Uh, there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone wants to watch
Jonathan Ramirez
I wonder what that spineless fuck is doing now
Brody Nelson
>was btfo by based billy
>billy literally all of his records whiped
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Gabriel Howard
But Billy boy lost all records and has been shamed from the community. People don't even want his hot sauce anymore.
Justin Rodriguez
>In 2006, Kuh made the record books by setting 16 records on coin-operated arcade games in one day, more than anyone in history. Kuh now spends his days working as an attendant at the Half Moon Amusement Arcades, which gives him numerous opportunities to practice when he's not helping other customers.
>Kuh clearly loves his job. In fact, in 2016, he set a whole new record: after finishing a 112-hour work week at Half Moon, Walter Day confirmed that Kuh set the record for the most hours worked in a week by an arcade attendant. It's not clear who, if anyone, held the record before him. Instead of cashing his paycheck, Kuh decided to sell this dubious piece of video game history on eBay. The auction ended without receiving a single bid.
Dominic Nelson
First time I saw that I just thought he was just a fucking omega dweeb informing lesser nerds and not a passive aggressive dweeb trying to screw him up.
Jace Adams
Sebastian Ross
Hello, is Billy MAMEchell there?
Kevin Johnson
>People don't even want his hot sauce anymore.
I doubt that. You're telling me he doesn't have hardcore believers on his side?
Christian Price
wtf is this play?
Jack Thomas
maybe someday he'll have sex
Kevin Roberts
Documentary Now needs to spoof this with John Mulaney as this guy
Oliver Wilson
His joy and enthusiasm gone.
Joshua Wright
Unlikely, unless she's 8-bit and the arcade owner is busy.
Kevin Stewart
fuck i forgot how funny that show is. that would be incredible.
Brandon Sanchez
I'm always surprised that that show still exists. A show that mocks specific documentaries seems like it has a very niche market, but people keep watching.
Jace Young
Donkey kong kill screen coming up
Landon Hughes
Which documentary was more kino?
Jaxson Myers
DN is funny as hell goddamn
Levi Edwards
Maybe. Not likely.
Aaron Lewis
Brayden Jenkins
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say "Hi I see that you're good at Centipede."
Jonathan Murphy
imagine the smell
Camden Butler
It was crazy how so many of the arcade people thought Billy was a god. That whole fucking documentary was weird as hell.
Julian White
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Uh, Crystal Castles is where you control a bear. As dumb as that sounds. Normally I'd - I'd describe a game like that as "gay", but it is a kick-ass game.
Nathan Roberts
Great game, but that guy's kind of a douche to play that game with his feet, even if he owns it. Not sure if he does.
Robert Fisher
>I have ever pop song released ever.
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Vinyl is documentary kino
Benjamin Hughes
youtube.com
you guys ready to slap the fire button?
Cooper Young
Some of it creeped me out too. That one guy is a practicing attorney with a wife and a family and he says Billy is his mentor and they talk every day and the day Billy beat him at an arcade game in the early 80's when he was a teen was one of the most important of his life. How does a guy like that function?
Liam Rivera
Here's his cocaine rant.
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Aaron Turner
That was he best watching it with fellow anons.
Yeah maybe not show your procured porn collection to the documentary crew.
He's based as fuck though. The only one in that camp that is.
Noah Rivera
never heard of this before but it seems interesting, best episodes?
Zachary Torres
The one making fun of Jiro Dreams of Sushi, and the War Room spoof.
Jose Evans
>$300k porn collection
Kek