Post zombie simpsons
Post zombie simpsons
Wyatt Moore
Jason Bennett
Are they going to pull Simpsons from FXNow to get people to join Disney+?
Colton Watson
>rob iger is evil
Ethan Myers
This is so fucking bizarre.
For fuck's sake, this is used to be a joke.
Owen Baker
sneed
Tyler Collins
Why is zombie simpson so ugly
Leo Myers
>2009: Disney buys Marvel
>2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
>2018: Disney buys Fox
>2019: Disney buys Paramount
>2022: Disney buys Universal
>2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros
>2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
>2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
>2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
>2034: Disney buys Microsoft/Google
>2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry in the great Warner War
>2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places
>2038: Disney nukes Hollywood and wins the Great Warner War
>2039: Disney shuts down the internet, killing Amazon and Netflix forever. Disneynet will rise from the Internet’s ashes
>2040: Disney introduces literal Marvel-drones, self-replicating war-robots
>2044: Disney buys the United States of America
>2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
>2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada
>2048: PRD unifies the planet with its army of marvel-drones and quip-emitters
>2056: PRD colonizes Mars
>2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
>2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
>2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
>2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
>2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
>2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
>2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
>2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
>2102: PRD begins to exterminate alien species associated as DCfags
>2104: Disney begins the Human Instrumentality Project
>2108: Marvel fans are still hyped for new movies
Chase Morgan
>koopa159: This was perfection
Based 3rd worlders keeping Simpsons on air!
Michael Allen
>I'll get to see our mouse overlords find space beings in my lifetime.
Based.
Levi Clark
>tfw this pasta was actually created by disney
Caleb Peterson
feed and seed
Thomas Bailey
$need
Thomas Fisher
is sneed filtered? test
Elijah Turner
>recycling your own joke that was later turned into a meme
Joshua Rodriguez
I'm gonna be over 40 when the war begins. Will I still be young enough to fight for Disney?
Anthony Scott
So is Chuck a Disney Princess now?
Gavin Cook
If Disney cancels this shitshow they'd actually earn my respect
Daniel Garcia
>nukes hollywood
That cannot happen fast enough.
Justin Fisher
Cringe
Jayden Sanders
Cooper Smith
SNEED'S FEED AND SEED
FORMERLY CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK
Nolan Turner
>rob rager
Joseph Jenkins
>C
>MMM
>M
These were the days
And it reminds me of DitF
Gavin Wilson
Now, formerly, put on the farmer hats!
Jordan Thompson
based and redpilled
a sneed thread always delivers
Landon Walker
what did user meant by this?
Elijah Mitchell
>actually saying the s word
ban incoming
Camden Powell
based
Colton Davis
Who the fuck are the people still watching this crap and keeping it on air? Don't they have to pay their voice actors millions for an episode? If they had even a bit less money to pay their voice actors, those greedy fucks would quit and the show would be cancelled. What type of person still watches this shit? Seriously, who? Every single person I know stopped watching years ago. Is it kids who are keeping this franchise afloat? ANSWER ME. ANSWER ME. ANSWER ME.
Julian Brown
The same mouthbreathers that still religiously watch Family Guy every week.
Gabriel Peterson
Sneed cameo hunters.
Jeremiah Johnson
It's probably all spics at this point
Leo Bell
You’re right. This is Post-Zombie Simpsons. This doesn’t even deserve the Simpsons name. It’s just a commercial. Fuck Murdoch, fuck Al Jean, fuck every single fan who’s given this show attention every step of the way.
Charles Bell
>Glass him
This never made sense. In that context literally everyone thought they were buying the guy a beer,
Brayden Bennett
Holy mother of based.
Joseph Brooks
What a based post.
Juan Fisher
Have sex
Eli Evans
Ok this is sneed
Evan Diaz
question: why do redditors love disney but hate monopolies
Colton Peterson
I knew what it meant, but "glass him" is fairly common vernacular here. I can't remember what I said to him, but it was a pretty angry response all the same, considering the info he just revealed.
Grayson Ross
Because Disney is great.
Kayden Ward
Nice
Hunter Cook