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Cerceichads report in
> trust me guys, the Dothraki are totally a very dangerous threat
> what do you mean they're not going to have enough food for their horses?
> what? what the hell are pits, ditches caltrops and trenches? there's no way an army could ever defeat light cavalry
> so what if there's historical precedent within the universe that proves the Dothraki are complete mongoloids and utter incapable of strategic thought? SHE'S GONNA BREAK THE WHEEL
Why didn't Jon get horrible facial scarring from the eagle like in the books?
I don't want him to die lads, it's the only reason for I keep watchin the series
I don't know how anyone can take them seriously after the 'standing in the saddle' gag. I mean fuck what a joke.
Stannis is the only good character
he has a little line on his left cheek. His hand also seems to be fine after the burning in the Lord Commander's chambers at Castle Black. The show glosses over some of the more grievous injuries. Like in the books the Hound is so badly burned that his jawbone is exposed like Two-Face in The Dark Knight. In the show it's just some missing hair and damaged skin
Are you prepared for Napolitan kino??
Remember when he charged in to save everybody from the wildlings? Remember how D&D decided to play evil music instead of anything cheerful or good?
they do that because it's too much work. tyrions face is totally destroyed in the books, he doesn't have a nose. that would take hours and hours of makeup+cgi money. it's not worth it.
What's this expression trying to convey?
First for Azor Beric
Nothing made me happier than when Olly killed the bitch Ygritte and stabbed the traitor Jon Snow. Him and Thorne will forever be alive in my memory.
Whats his endgame?
Why is she so perfect bros?
the same reason tyrion didnt
they dont want people to look at ugly
I SHUPPOSE
that's definitely true. Because Jaime's hand is just gone and that's easy to do.
Unless you end up with a 5 foot long arm like Carl Weathers in Happy Gilmore when he just held the fake hand in his real hand under the sleeve
crashing his face
So apart from the double sword instead of super meteoritic metal sword, was this scene done well iyho?
Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth. But if he starts second guessing himself, that's the end. For him, for the clever little twats, for everyone. This is not the end. Not for us. Not if you lot do your duty for however long it takes to beat them back. And then you get to go on hating me, and I get to go on wishing your Wildling whore had finished the job.
>Sisterfucker
>Kingslayer
>KingCucker
>Absent Father
>Tried to Murder Bran
>Assaulted Ned
>Broke his oath to Cat
>Let Sansa become his bro's meatsheath, never bothered to look for arya, threatening edmure
b-but he lost his hand
b-but he doesn't love cersi anymore
b-b-b-but hes groooooooooooooooown
Have sex
Stannis is the warrior of light........and my heart
The Friki leaker guy said the main Dothraki leader Qhono and some of his forces die due to some Dothrak plague.
aagghh...
I'm just excited to see my nigga Harry Strickland
There's no way they actually killed him there right? They would need to be absolutely retarded to do that. Just like they didn't really kill Stannis, no way they would build up his character just for them to throw it all away right?
Let’s relive our best moment, Loyal Stannermen
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>alliser leading the charge when the wildings breach the gate and 1v1ing tormund
kino moment, too bad he couldnt kill that reddit w*ldling meme character though
He wants to find the cutest little girl in Westeros so he can become the cutest little girl in Westeros.
Hey me too. But watch the interview with the actor he’s not going to be a pussy in the show. Really seems like he will be a pre-rock AIDS JonCon
The only patrician ending to GoT S8 would be Stannis vs Littlefinger
indeed
Azor Jon
>the two fags have no idea who is coming
>all the chads and all the women know it’s Stannis and are pumped
This really goes against all the Stannis haters memes
i'm rewatching the show. it makes a lot of sense that tyrion would betray both jon and dany for cersei. there are a lot of scenes with tyrion and cerse where she drops the bitch act and becomes a loving sister to him. she shares things with him that she would only share with one other person, jaime, who she just happens to love.
I met Bradamante this morning and he smiled at me. He is so nice and also cute.
Isn't her sister pretty broken at this point after all?
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ive seen every season just once upon release. while i can pretty well remember (chronically) what happened in the first 3 season i cant get together what happened in the last 3-4 seasons (at the moment i cant even remember is there are 6 or 7 seasons). i remember who died and who is in control of what but dont ask me how that happened...
am i alone?
Why did the show try to make Alliser more noble than the books? In the books he's a petty cunt who half asses his duties and is a big part of why the recruits are all terrible. We also never actually see him in action so we've yet to see if he's as strong and great as he makes out to be.
>Sisterfucker
Yes, and what? Targaryens are worse
>Kingslayer
He literally saved King's Landing
>KingCucker
Robert didn't fuck Cersei anytime
>Absent Father
And what he supposed to? to claim that he is the father of Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen? he tried to protected them in the King's Guard the best he can do
>Tried to Murder Bran
It would be worse if Bran would escaped and tell the secret to everybody. Jaime was a jerk, yes, but he tried to protect his family.
>Assaulted Ned
Catelyn fault
>Broke his oath to Cat
He was trying to save his brother and he send Brienne to save Sansa.
>Let Sansa become his bro's meatsheath, never bothered to look for arya, threatening edmure
Tyrion was good for Sansa. And Edmure it's other piece of shit. Nothing wrong with that. Blackfish didn't care about Edmure too, but Blackfish it's too based.
God that sword is top cringe. The way it just turns on like a fucking lightsaber.
Robert fucked Cersei regularly. She just drank moon tea to abort any potential babies.
I can't believe I made this fucking almost five years ago and it's still being posted. Good God, where did the time go? Where did my fucking life go?
I thought it was pretty cool, desu. And if napalm had been relatively common in our world in the medieval ages, I'm sure someone would have use it for theatrics in war.
yea. she also never acts like this with anyone other than jaime.
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Robert was a cuck. A based cuck, but a cuck.
agua por favor
You also forgot to point out that Jaime wasn't involved at all in Tyrion marrying Sansa.
Thoros is the one who covers his sword in wildfire. Beric is supposed to use his blood to ignite it because he's a flaming undead. It's weird because early in the show they actually show him sliding his palm against the blade, but now he just squeezes the handle like it's a freaking toy.
...
>what series will they adapt next
im surprised they haven't made a tv series out of Mistborn yet. books were a decent read and it has enough stronk women to fulfill sjw agendas
Would the Boltons and the Freys have betrayed him if he wasn't an oathbreaking cunt who married a foreign whore?
He doesn't have an end game because the HoBaW plotline was a botched, hacked up mess that went nowhere.
that was until she decided he killed joffrey, and then myrcella, maybe she'll come to understand the former wasnt him and the latter wasnt his intention, but i doubt it.
who knows with d&d though, the character doesnt make much sense to me anymore, shes just a crazy bitch who used to care about her children but didnt give a singular fuck when she killed tommen so lel, anything is possible.
gotta admit, when they still cared about the show the sets and costumes were simply stunning
>You also forgot to point out that Jaime wasn't involved at all in Tyrion marrying Sansa.
True.
She's not foreign in the books. Also it was a massive combination of factors.
>breaking that oath
>lost the north
>caught between two foes and caught leave because Riverlands are indefensible
>KL is rallying after Stannis' defeat at blackwater.
Robb's prospects were looking dim.
>all these newfaggots who don't know Bradamante
>the thots
>the chads
>all stannerman
that's already been resolved. olenna told jaime that she killed joffrey and jaime told cersei. but even when she was raging, i think she always knew tyrion would never do that, she was just lashing out and needed someone to blame.
What's his endgame? In the books I mean
Cersei is far more 'nice' and level headed in the show than the books. Any time she does anything nice for Tyrion in the books it's because she's trying to outplay him. She's an irrational nutcase once she gets power.
book cersei is basically a drunk raging lunatic
reddit niggers and tumblr would seethe eternally
Based Forresters who will never get an ending report in ;_;
indeed
I'll help you out
I'm certain they will do it with Stormlight Archives. Sanderson a hack, though.
Become a god.
No literally.
>hates her husband because he a drunk womanizer
>after he dies, she becomes a drunk sloot
It's like pottery. It rhymes.
Who was the most fit to be king amongst the Baratehon brothers and why was it Renly?
That Italian woman before the Burlington Bar is pretty enduring
I always argued with Based Brad but I miss him. I miss Mr. Eko the most tho.
i dont know what happened but somewhere around s5 the sets and costumes started looking cheap as fuck. maybe they had to put more money towards cgi and cut corners with everything else, idk.
So last call - do you think he's still alive in the show (either as Jaqen or as something else) or do you think he's gone for good?
BRING THE BOAR POSTERS WHOOOORRRREEEE
Like I keep saying: he's going to come back and kill Arya after seeing what she's become.
Nigga didn't know shit about war strategy and had no contingency for the Targ shits and had literally never even killed a man what the fuck are you on about
he'll never be back in the show because that whole plot is done, but he's jaqen 100%
daily reminder that Renly would have made a great king, he would have been kind to the smallfolk, he would have brought peace to the realm, he would have kept the Faith in check.
I had a supremely autistic theory years ago about what Euron in the books was doing, but that was when I thought the new book would be out.
All the budget goes towards paying the actors, it's why all the costumes have become just different shades of black when nobles in a medieval setting dress every color of the rainbow.
isn't he impersonating Pate?
maybe but it seemed she didnt totally believe him when he told her because she assumes jaime is always looking out for tyrion and maybe lying, and even then tyrion still sent myrcella to dorne to then get killed which she should still blame him for, but like i said anything is possible. she might do a sudden 180 and forgive him for some reason and then buddy up.
>she even pulls out the exact same line Robert used to absolve himself of guilt the morning after some sexual abuse
>only now Cersei is trying to fuck her new friend because she wants to feel like Robbie
It's so pathetic, it's great.
More wine, your grace?
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She would never butter up with Tyrion. She hates him. She hates everyone. She's spiteful and insane.
I really wish WoW and A dream of Spring come out after the series ends lad. I have faith. And I have a lot of faith in Euron.
BESSIE!!!
Seriously shut the fuck up. Everyone else has come home for the last season and no one wants you trash.
>banefort
>white walkers are defeated
>countless lives are saved
>Jon and Dany rule the seven kingdom
>everyone lives happily ever after
>eventually a merchant from Sothoryos visits Jon
>"The Red God has his due and only death may pay for life."
>Jon starts to cough
>followed by Dany
>followed by everyone else
>merchant takes off his face and walks away grinning
>a massive plague from Sothoryos ends up killing countless people, as many people that would have been saved from the white walker invasion
Post yfw
>I had a supremely autistic theory about Euron
Explain it, please, it's
BANEfort?!?!
she acts like she hates him, but she really doesn't. she hates that she still cares about him.
Same.
He's the only person in the entire fucking series with an actual plan. No one else is doing anything with a focused and structured strategy to get what they want. I actually surprised that GRRM made someone so competent when the entire series is about people falling into their situations or just generally being stupid and incompetent.
GODS... I WAS STRONG THEN
this games plot was about as good as a spin-off curated by d&d would be, so many contrived meme moments and rehashing of the source material, it was pretty dreadful all things considered
still i had some fun
Made up for the show. Also he killed her father.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE NORTH GROVE
Why TV Euron it's so retarded?
>le finger in the butt hahah lol xD
CAREFUL NED...CAREFUL!
This scene is literally just Cersei desperate for someone to protect her from the incoming battle. She's afraid. As soon as it's over she doesn't care about him.
Because they didn't know what to do with his character so they just invented an evil Tormund instead. Seriously show Euron is just some random wildling.
>implying it wouldn't just be more le quirky, implausible meme-bait characters like Loli Mormont.
Her scenes were like stepping into a Cohen Brothers film. Pure reddit-bait
>Manwoody
>Banefort
No way these are real
Looks like everyone thought the mad pirate arcane sorcerer with a weird eye under an eyepatch commanding a ship of mutes was too cliché
appeals to the low IQ /got/ userbase
I just remember I had two. One of them was Eurio, and the other was about his plans in the books but I can't remember that one.
Euron Greyjoy will steal Daenerys' dragons after gaining her trust using his invented-identity of 'Daario Naharis.' The TV show has done nothing but support this theory:
>Both are attractive, charismatic men with an amoral conscience who lusts for Dany and her dragons
>Actor recast to look like Euron does in the books
>Kingsmoot delayed to S6 so they can reveal the twist with Euron
>Daario takes the Meereenese navy because the Greyjoys are strongest at sea
>There are now 93 ships now in Daario's fleet = Victarion's fleet has 93 ships
>"I like whores very much; I just refuse to pay them." because he is Ironborn and pays the iron price for them
>Daario's blades are copies of Euron Greyjoy's ship 'The Silence'
>In the S4 trailer Littlefinger says "if they don't know who you are..." while Daario is displayed
>Book-Daario commands the Stormcrows/Euron is known as Crow's Eye and calls himself the storm
>TV-Daario commands the Second Sons = Euron is a second son
>In the books Daario takes months-long absences and Daenerys worries what is taking him so long - because Euron has sailed back to the Iron Islands to declare a kingsmoot
>Daario is given a tonne of booty (gems, gold, statues etc) from the Lhazareens/Euron presents the Ironborn with a tonne of eastern booty
>In the books Daario has that ridiculous appearance (blue hair, flamboyant armor etc) to hide his true identity and his blue lips from drinking shade-of-the-evening
>GRRM has said there is more to Daario than meets the eye
Euron is able to make the distance to Slaver's Bay quickly because he is a pirate-king who has been sailing the seas for decades and can command the wind and tides, using his captured warlocks evidenced during the Ironborn attack on Shield Islands in the books.
Everyone here is a fucking normie and you should all feel like shit
I want to h*ld h*nds with that loli Mormont though desu
she doesn't even tell tyrion about the wildfire, she's not asking him to protect her. that scene just tells me when shit hits the fan she drops the act
They are
All thanks to Gurm's great writing abilities
>Grover and Elmo Tully
>it's not Jamie, it's Jaimie
>It's not Black fire, it's Blackfyre
>it's not Ares, it's Aerys
>it's not John, it's Jon
>it's not Edward, it's Eddard
>its' not Circe, it's Cersei
>it's not......, it's ....... (?????? - insert your own if you can think of them)
Haven't heard this one before but that's an interesting one for sure
I'm mad that they made a classic revenge story that got shitcanned before they got to the actual revenge part.
Fuck Jonsa and Jonaerys, Jonanna is best pairing
Lancaster and York
I mean Lannister and Stark
It's from 2014 that's why you haven't heard of it. Like I said, I made the OP. I haven't been here for years but I am sure someone has my tripfag webm still.
Fuck this shitty show
Don't forget Kermit Tully he was the most prominent of the Tully Lords
Queen of love and beauty
You fucking normie
STUPID BOY
fire lady bad
WIIINE
Why are you doing this?
>FUCK KINGS LANDING, FUCK THE QUEEN, FUCK THE KING
what the fuck is his problem
why do you only post mario. post the other ones sometime
If Sam can't inherit, now his sister his the lady of Horn Wood isn't it?
this bony, flat chested bitch deserved to be fed to the hounds
Seems to be the royal family, but I'm no expert
BRING THE BOAR STRETCHER
WWWHOOOOOOOOORRRRRE
Too much freaking fire around, duh
So does anyone call Lysa out for basically letting her entire family get slaughtered and doing nothing about it?
Ain't it obvious mate the hypocrisy of Knighthood they are just glorified servants who kill whomever the "Highborn" tell them
>It's not Peter, it's Petyr
>It's not Lisa, it's Lysa
>It's not Mira, it's Meera
>It's not Walter, it's Walder
>It's not Jeffrey, it's Joffrey
>It's not Thomas, it's Tommen
>It's not Marjorie, it's Margaery
Change one letter = fantasy name
Christ
DROPPED
Who changed the dragons' collars while they were locked up and growing?
The real leaks. Save this post.
>Jaime and Brienne fuck
>Tyrion burns KL and gets executed by Jon Snow
>Arya kills Cersei wearing Jamie's face
>The Iron Throne gets melted down
>There is no king or queen
>Westeros is ruled by a council headed by Sansa
>Big dumb battle between Zombies, Vikings, and Mongols in Episode 3
>Jon and Dany have a baby girl
>last scene is Sam reading A Song of Ice and Fire to his waifu her baby
the only enemy he couldn't beat was his dick
really makes you think
>bony
>bonefu
Even better
>...or you sing A Song of Ice and Fire© on your deathbed
In the earlier seasons the cunts that do the costuming and sets and props took great care in making sure there was actual proper worldbuilding behind their creative decisions. They would ask themselves what materials they might have on hand and nearby and tried to make it sort of plausible along with the circumstances of what was happening. Some of the things like the stitching and metalwork is total anachronism or impossible for that specific setting, but the overall care towards aesthetic verisimilitude was consistent.
At a certain point around S5 they clearly made a conscious decision to start dialing everything up stylistically and you start getting shit that looks more and more futuristic and abstract and they weren't trying to make it connect with the individual settings anymore. It's almost as if they knew the plots were stalling and everything was sort of blending together so they felt like they needed to make the later seasons stand out more individually.
the only thing i have ever wanted in my life is a complete psycho skinny gf
>degenerate
yeah he would be just like bobby b but with dicks up his ass
Why is “have sex” an insult now? Is this a meme or something? Seems like a blessing to be honest
>Queen of love and beauty
Somebody bring the kennelmaster's daughter a sammich
the landing strip and the pale skin really shivers me timbers
azor sneed
NOPE
pic related is
disgusting pig
she literally looks like she has cancer
Reminder /got/ is a RADMURE TULLY GENERAL
I don't think so. Anytime you want to speak to Lysa you need to go to the Eyrie and she is not above throwing you out of the moon door for threatening the safety of her titty sucker. The closest anyone came was Catelyn and that was more of a request for aid than a criticism.
she literally looks perfect
idk most people with sense probably filter 'incel'. with that said i need to filter 'have sex' now too.
>"Bla bla bla" said character 1.
>"Bla bla Bla bla" said character 2.
>"Bla bla bla" said character 1.
>"Bla bla bla bla bla" said character 2. >Character 2 pulled out a big sword.
>"Bla," character 1 said sadly. "Bla bla bla"
D&D really didn't do this scene justice. It totally wasn't portrayed as it was written.
Your reddit memes are so absolute shit. Again no one wants you here. Wait until the season starts and the streams are going and see how welcome you are.
reminder that chadmure is one of the best acted and most underused characters in this show
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dumb&dumber hasn't done anything justice since season 4
Yea Forums meme spilling over to other boards.
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS
he's too based and redpilled around a bunch of dumb cunts, that's his problem
Please step aside!
Doesn't she have some weird hippie bimbo name like Breezy Luv Skywalker or some shit?
based and dare I say, redpilled
Not a native english speaker so I'll ask here
At first impression I'd say the actor's actual accent is completely different from the fund's accent
Do native speakers have that impression too?
neil tiger free
just skimmer around her instagram, typical thot and she can't sing worth a shit
Nell Tiger Free
but it's her parents' fault after all
Neil Degrasse Tyson
D-DAVOS AAAAAAGGGHHH IT FUCKING H-HURTS.
>we took our Speedboats and Sea-Doo to them
>they could not withstand our wake
>we never got to see the Ramsay vs Myranda hunt
Shame
Also that landing strip looks weird and out of place
The actress was anorexic in her youth, she got out of it but her body was already shaken by it
native here, but not english/scotish.
I think he fits the part, but it's really preference, he just has a deep enough and raspy voice
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everyone who shits on this show comes
out of the woodwork when the new seasons start. I don’t know what these freecucks are expecting now. This might be LOST level even though at the time everyone loved that show here.
>her body was already shaken
*rattle rattle*
>looks weird and out of place
Knowing both of their deranged states, Ramsay probably makes a point of stripping the rest of her hair with hot wax or something
SHANSHA PLSSS I'm CIA!!!!!
Based
>AAAAAaaaahhhhhh umph
Wall I agree that he fits the part, it's just weird to me, if I hear him here for example my brain just thinks it's a completely different accent form when he plays the part, so I was just wondering if it's actually very close for native speakers but I just can't detect it somehow?
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Dubu cameo this season confirmed?
It means close the door.
fuck off kpop nigger
Do you think he's still alive?
What was Ari actually planning to do after crowning Myrcella?
Like what was the followup? Did she think Tommen/Cersi would accept it or what?
Stannis will return with the Golden Army at his command. Screenshot this.
Is that yes?
showrunners are cowards for not having full bush
she was trying to start a war to get the dornish up off their asses
The weirdest accent on the show is beyond a doubt Jamie, since Nicholas Craster Wardorf is like Danish, but his English is Americanized and not British, so he's got like 2 degrees of separation between his native tongue and his lines. It's really weird in the pilot and S1. He often puts the em-PHAS-is on the wrong syl-A-ble
PLEASE
PLEASHE SANSHA
But my plan wash IMPREGNABLE
I remember wanting to see Jaime die for so long and hated Catelyn after she let him go. I got a boner when Catelyn died at the red wedding. Now I'm starting to like Jaime but part of me still wants him to die for being an insufferable cunt early on. All I really wish for is Jon sitting on the iron throne with the hound and varys at his side (and basedbran to survive). I hope they don't go fan service and keep a lot of the main characters alive. If cersei and dany are alive by the end of this season I'll mentally block the whole series out of my mind.
AAAAAGGGGHHHhHHHH DAVOS WHERE ARE YOU!?!?
I just started the pilot right now. Can't wait to Jaime's lines. Probably going to "speed watch" the first season this weekend before the season starts.
>last episode
>they finally begin pushing back the White Walkers, get up all the way to the place that was shown with Craster's baby
>They find Stannis surrounded by Whighs' bones and ice mountains (the other WW), station on the ice altar
>Stannis looks up
>"What took you so long?"
>dramatic Inception horn kicks in
Quads wasted on a stannisfag. Btw epsisoe 3 will be the end of the white walker battle
So whats Sansa going to do this season?
Get raped again?
More meaningless scenes with Arya?
Some dumbass shit when the Walkers arrive?
Would could D&D really do with her now?
>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
Fixed it for you
4 4's confirm
IMPOSSIBLE TO PREGNATE
Here's hoping. White walkers suck
Chimp at Jon for bringing thousands of soldiers and dragons to Winterfell as allies, even though everyone is well aware that the wall has fallen by the time Jon and co arrive at Winterfell in E1 (this is confirmed). Based on this, the rest of the season will be an incomprehensible shitshow of people acting irrationally in the name of hamfisted forced drama
Not if Ser Ten of House Goodmen has anything to say about it
Transcendent sex goddess
Game of Thrones
Will the fucking dead rise from the crypts at least?
It's not an act. She hates Tyrion and wishes he were dead.
Fuck I wish they would go full Shippuden weebshit, imagine Cregan Stark rising from the dead and slaying everyone in Winterfell. How the fuck would they even stop a resurrected Robert as strong as the Gods?
Did you guys know that it isn’t lthe prince who was promised.” It’s actually a gender neutral word in their language.
And then Bronn gets his castle and fat wife.
Got a pit in my stomach knowing this will never happen... but imagine
>inb4 this was actually Gurm's plan all along but since Kishimoto did it first he's been trying to think of something new whit little success
Jon getting the throne is fanservice too.
Would literally redeem the entire series.
I've long believed that Book Robert Strong is the Mountain's body With Robert Baratheon's head.
Post yfw white walkers literally did nothing wrong and we find out that the children of the forest are the ones trying to kill fucking everybody.
I agree but at least it's not jon and dany co-ruling level fan service
At what point do you think stannis will be revealed as both alive and azor ahai?
Thanks! Also, It's weird seeing your OC posted years later.
Will they meet again?
>Give me Twenty Good Men and
>I'll leave a Feast for the Crows
Everyone likes to focus on the battle at Hardhome, but Ramsey had the best line by far
That scene was so cringe. Anyone with half a brain could figure out that the prophecy might refer to a woman. We didn't need some dumb girl power scene telling us about the gender of words in Valyrian.
>quads
>wasted on stannis
He's the only straight-down-the-middle character in the series. If he dies, cool, if not, also cool.
>GRRM giving a fuck about being derivative
pretty much every major plot point or setting is ripped from a real world event
>gamergate
watch out, we got a second generation oldfag here
glad to see we still have older lurkers itts, favorite season?
>He wants to find the cutest little girl in Westeros so he can become the cutest little girl in Westeros.
>gives the bravos coin to Aria
are you shitting on me m8? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shireen? Too late, she's toast.
>It's winter
>it's cold
>Danny and her entourage go to the north
>tfw I won't have any new footage of Missandei's amazing abs
Why am I even here?
>Battle of Winterfell
>white walkers overrun everyone
>lots of major characters on the brink of death
>Brienne about to get killed by a white walker
>suddenly a flaming sword beheads the white walker
>we find out Brienne couldn’t go through with killing Stannis
>Stannis ends up ironically saving her life to pay her back
>also it turns out that Shireen is his Nissa Nissa and sacrificing his daughter’s life was the right thing to do all along, giving him access to lightbringer
>Stannis walks slow motion into battle
>this song starts playing m.youtube.com
Tell me this wouldn’t be kino
>Why am I even here?
to shitpost
Since Jon is really Aegon, and Rhaegar had another Aegon with Elia, which one of the two would have a better claim? Young Griff since he's older and owns Blackfyre, or Aegon since Rhaegar and Lyanna Stark since they were actually married and had Rhaegar's previous marriage annulled
I know none of this will be relevant in the show so I'm asking about the books
>thinks they won't force in another 10 minute sex scene between her and Grey Worm in the name of exclusivity or whatever dumb meme
want character development with one of the dozens of interesting pairings that are about to come together at winterfell? too bad, you get to see Grey Worm scowl at a pussy for 600 seconds. enjoy
Christ they were really going to make me watch that boring ass shit they should've given me a reward but no, all of a sudden bitch has superpowers.
It wouldn't be kino. Fall Out Boy is super gay.
Did Gilly even grab the book about the annulment before they went away, not like many would believe Jon's half brother (for all everyone knows) being the only proof he's the legitimate heir
I think it's unlikely that Jon's heritage in the books will be revealed the same way.
Well, I guess
>implying I didn't get to enjoy what could be seen
Anyway they already did it one season, doing it again would be a bit thrive prolly
>we don’t believe you, you dumb cripple
>you were molested by your father when you were eight. He stuck a Valyrian dagger up your bum.
>okay we believe you. FUCK.
Why does being a three eyed raven give you aspergers?
I've wasted so much time here...
perfect aesthetics
Just put some re elaboration of either of these soundtracks instead
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That doesn't prove he isn't lying when talking about Jon tho, who knows if he's just telling whatever's more convenient for the Stark family?
too much information to store in one's brain
Imagine seeing a meme. Now imagine seeing all the memes that ever was and ever will be. Congratulations, you’re now as brain damaged as Bran.
Maybe he needs to be connected to weirwood.net to avoid overloading his brain desu
>jeyne pool
>gene pool
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>rewatching Hardhome
holy fuck, the dialogue in this episode is the worst and Karsi sucks. The writers suddenly forgot how to write the Wildlings. They're as soft as commoners from south of the wall.
Did they ever write the wildlings well?
What's the most out there conclusion that actually has a chance of happening?
Is this the most inappropriate credit music ever used?
Am I the only one that was disturbed by the facet that they used Bobby B's theme for the scene where most of his bastards are slaughtered?
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The show has a decent ending
Syrio Forel is a faceless man and alive.
D&D start following logic while developing their plots
The only time the show had character that was its own tbqh senpai
not as well as the books, but they were at least distinct from those south of the wall. Karsi could have been a Westerosi noblewoman the way they wrote her. They made sure Ygritte had smarts and wisdom that a wildling would, but was ignorant about the world. They completely forgot to write Karsi that way.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
B-BOBBY
SAVE ME
I guess that's true. It's a shame they rushed everything so much after than went off-book. I'd have GRMM on speedial
based aaagh poster
Time shit.
>OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES
Everything is about to get lost
Thousand of ships approach from the sea
A bunch of people all wielding valyrian steel weapons come out of the ship
They are all chanting Nissa Nissa
Dany's trip to Slaver's bay actually ends up being fundamental for the story
Question guys, what part of the show pissed you off the most?
Man, i used to fucking hate her for being a dumb cunt who thought was hot shit but everything backfired.
And then she exploded the fucking sceptum and she completely redeemed herself.
I'm impressed honestly. Once she fucking forgot about the family, things worked out. Who would've thought.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgGGGGGGHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDAAAAVVVVOOOOOSSSSS SAVE ME
Never thought of that haha. It's pronounced Jane though...
take this
not it isnt
its jay-nee
Waifinator
Wait, Stannis was an atheist? I guess it makes sense, but I wasn't sure how in with R'hllor he is.
Euron's invisible fleet.
self proclaimed book fags like to create their own delusions based on muh stannis the mannis
he would have literally chugged r'hllors cock to be king
"House Martell is avenged"
it's actually pronounced arya
Today I will remind them once again
>he would have literally chugged r'hllors cock to be king
Nah dude. In the books he barely even practiced
>The war was built on a lie! Lyanna loved Rhaegar!
This was treated with such importance but it changed nothing. The fact he ran away with her is still worth going to war over. Different people might have been offended but war would have still happened.
she's so hot on the show but irl she's disgusting and has a septum piercing
What the fuck is this
yeah he probably just let melly put a flaming heart on his sigil because he was totally indifferent lol
Like I said in the last thread
>WE MUST AVENGE OBRYN!
>*Murders Obryn's brother and nephew*
More boar, your grace?
This does it for me
oh yes totally disgusting
New Thread
I'm thinking about when she was at ComiCon
>Lyanna loved Rhaegar!
Not that I disagree with you but this is true though. Going to war over her is also justified honestly.
LOL THE FUCKING NANIS
It's a brave new world where sexless SJW prudes think the worst thing they can say to an incel is 'have sex' because they think it will enrage the incel even more to be told he should have something that he would like to have but hasn't been able to. Which ultimately just encourages and perpetuates rape culture, but that only gives the SJW crowd more power so even though they're big hypocrites they keep doing it.
Only thing I want is Ghost to live through the series.
true
>where tf hammerbron at
GoT fucking peaked at S3 if you asked me
>fagot can't even post it without spoilering it
casual reminder who the real king of this board is
it's the Golden Company, you fuck.
unless that was bait, in which case kill yourself.