/orville/ - The Orville

Smelly space thot alert

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Sucks we got to wait for season 3, if ever to get some actual character development. All we know is she has a long record as a security chief and her family embraces being retards.

what the fuck went right with The Orville?

>the gay black trans character is the best on the show

How did Dillion Harper accomplish this

Thank you for reminding me, OP.
Starts in 19 minutes.

....uhhhh, did Lt. John LaMarr turn into a woman?

No, like TNG, the illiterate pilot became chief engineer and we're left with a rotating cast of extras

I wonder why they got rid of the original guy.

Yes, and the name's Michael Burnham.

IT

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Pretty sure that was always the plan unlike Alara/Talla.

I didn't watch the trailer for this episode, what's it look to be about?

Synopsis says Moclans are hiding a secret.

Trailer shows a space battle and Kelly and Bortus' with bigass guns.

Marina Sirtis is guest starring and Two Cakes Frakes is directing.

In short, GET FUCKING HYPE.

fpbp

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It's not STD.

>Chief Medical Officer just standing around on the bridge.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Half the fucking season has been Moclan episodes. It’s getting old.

old and gay

Another Kelly/Bortus massacre eh?
Good...Good.

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Gotham is fucking TERRIBLE. How do people watch this unironically?

Directed by /ourguy/ and guest starring Marina Sirtis.

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>TONIGHT ON HARD COPY

You should have said, "It's been a long time..."

F for the old lady

Gotham just recreated the wheelchair scene from The Pianist

>limited commercials
goddamn they're going all out with The Orville

It's time.
Dokkan Battle will have to wait.

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you watch it ironically knowing that is retarded

Oh good, they spent some money on this episode.

>limited commercials
>another hour of SPEED PISSING
Fuck my life

I GOT IT

The engineers are smuggling their kid, and it's a GIRL

>Its another moclan episode
I like the moclans but I feel like thats half the episodes this season

>guest starring Marina Sirtis.
pp=PP

More space nig nogs. Great!

That was so cheesy and stilted.
Felt like authentic Trek

I can't tell if this is supposed to be an insult toward Frakes, isn't he one of the best people ever?

I read somewhere that one of the things that killed "Enterprise" was the plethora of annoying ads. Maybe Seth MacFarlane read the same review.

sick of Moclans honestly, feels like half the show is about them

>me finally watching a new Orville episode after 3 weeks

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I have a feeling they're doing seasons as arcs.
This season is Moclan focus with a few Kaylon episodes.

>not using the superior version

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Oh thank goodness, I was afraid this was going to be a moklan wife-swapping episode.

same

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>Trailer shows a space battle and Kelly and Bortus' with bigass guns.

Why aren't you watching STD if that's all it takes to get you hyped you brainlet? Is the answer minorities and women? Are you just a soiboi who happens to be racist and sexist? Of course you are, you pathetic piece of shit. Just stop being such an autistic retard and go back to r/startrek. This isn't the site for tasteless faggots like you. Go back to your cesspool and bite your tongue whenever one of your soipeers talks about patriarchy or systemic racism. Those easily amused degenerates are your people. Go embrace them and leave us our kino.

Saved and thanks.

first

Oh look, if /pol/ raised a kid.

Troi has aged like butter in the sun.

How does Bortus put up with Clyden

but females ARE weak

so who's gonna tell topa he's a tranny?

BASED

Wait, Tori was the teacher?

Would they PLEASE kill Klyden
He's suck a stupid cunt.

the other uniform was better

How did the Moclans get Marcellus Wallace's soul?

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Based and redpilled women are weak

>/pol/ raised a black kid

the old teacher transfered, she's evidently the new one, though probably only a guest

This is so heavy handed I just got carpal tunnel

I'm doubling down on the smuggling of a girl

P E R V E R S E

>our son would still be female

OH SHIT

for her age, she still looks quite bangable. And that is a high honor

Bortus' backstory and burden with what happen to Topa is actually really fascinating.
I feel super sorry for him.

>he doesn't have DVR
P O O R F A G

I couldn't find a high resolution pic of the late DS9 uniforms at the right angle.

>molecular resolution
I’m not a physicist but that sounds made up

Bortus is the most punished character on the show.
This next round of marital stress will have him back in the simulator in no time.

I did like how it didn't just go away, it continues to be something he has to live with.

But not in an annoying way like Alexander Worf.

Well someone has to in lieu of the absent father.

>My food wasn't tasty enough
>Moclans have no taste buds.
These niggas are bad liars.
IT'S A FEMALE BABY!
Bortus has a second chance.

would it be better if they said quantum?

I'm aware First officer's ex was the teacher and transferred after she broke it up It just didn't look like Tori.

She's back in shape and has a dangerously British accent

HOW DID YOU KNOW

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And then I remembered it's Roshenko, but that's not as funny.

I'd fuck that girls body of proof tbqh

Yes, much better

This show is liberal but with dabs of conservative pills.

He didn't lie, Baby's pretty darn perishable.

>a dangerously British accent
always had it, TNG was her pulling a House. Wish she'd used it in TNG.

So they never trannyed the kid?

>it’s an old episode but happening to someone else
zzz

BORTUS, NO, THIS IS A MISTAKE.

Why wouldn't Bortus tell Ed? The entire bridge would be fine with helping out these people.

Oh no, this is going to be a Klyden being a dirty fuckhead and getting these Moclans and their daughter sent to their doom.
Fuck Klyden.
And his snitching son Topa.

I thought Cassius was the teacher. Did he kill himself after getting dumped by Kelly?

Next plot twist.
Topa's going to rat them out to Bortus's husbandfu and create an international incident.

BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY

Cassius left after they broke up.

>Topa rats them out and seals his fate as the ultimate misogynist

he transferred to another ship

Did they name the baby after Mercer because of that Trial?
That's some continuity right there.

>conservative
Fascist pills?

He transferred to another job off the ship.

Would you wanna keep working on a ship where you smashed the second in command and she said no to your marriage proposal?

>all this complaining about Moclan episodes
Where’s the complaints when it’s yet another Human episode?

TOPA IS A RAT

THAT LITTLE FUCKIN' SNITCH!

MY GOD I HATE KLYDEN SO FUCKING MUCH!!

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Bortus needs to just leave his fucking family for good man

Klyden is so awful

... Okay, so, those are all surprisingly reasonable arguments actually. Well done.

>Look at her, Topa. Gaze upon her vagina. You had one once.

Get ready for an intergalactic incident!

There's plenty of complaints when it's another stilted relationship episode.

Sexually transmitted diseases

>Bortus got used
This hurts even more

That’s actually a good point

Swerve.
These space niggas up to no good!

IT’S THE HIDDEN PLANET OF MOCLAN THOTS

This episode just got better.
Rule 34 here we come!

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If the color of the nebula is any indication it's either really gay, or super cool. Quite possibly both.

also, WELCOME TO THE PLANET OF THE AMAZONS.

For a second I thought the planet was named the resident
Fucking ads

underrated post

Bortus got the best response in season one and they're pandering to what worked.

wait what he fuck is going on with Klyden?

Moclan Amazon Planet

This show never fails to deliver

>"My god, they're women!"
The best line of the season.

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That was very clearly a friendly hello!

s/he's a cunt thats whats going on with Klyden

so where does the egg come out?

>Welcome to the Cove of Pleasure

Continuity in this show is legit

I thought this chick got executed?

>Wanting porn of Moclans

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>It's Worf almost reformats all of Klingon Society all over again.

>moclan harriett tubman

It's not with out fault.
In S1 she was a hermit living in the inhabitable lands. Now she's claiming to know of more women and traveled to this planet many of times.

It's an underground railroad for women!

I cant tell if this show is redpilled or bluepilled.

Does Seth actually have a hidden hatred for trannies?

I kinda want to fuck one of these moclan women

Topi was born in s1 and now he seems 7 or 8 years so I imagine female moclan leader whose name I forgot had plenty of time to learn of the planet

Best part humans are incapable so no babies.
Creme pie city.

Moclan women fuck you

How the hell is Mercer not one of the most decorated officers in the fleet by now?

Stifle your desperation, user.

Holy shit, I thought we had another week of reruns. Then I get ready to watch today's rerun and it's not. Hooray for DVRs!

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I wonder if 2 moclan women can have kids, need a male or if they can even have kids at all

Seth is pretty purple pilled. He expresses his red pilled ideals via his shows in a hidden way because to be too open about them would be bad.

So I havent seen the episode yet. Are the mocaln females like super advanced super beings?

They laugh about him getting cucked before they finish the paperwork.

its not like she was about to reveal the secret sanctuary

and being an invisible hermit does make it easy for her to have gone back and forth desu

im just fed up with moclan episodes..

The Issac invasion episodes were unironically Kino

Literally a top tier space battle.

Fuck me this show is sick

We don't know what happened after his wife left him. Maybe he list everyone's trust in that span and all of the events og the orville are just him working his way back up.

youtube.com/watch?v=60HlvvG_XjM

American Dad has been getting pretty redpilled lately. Seth might be welcoming this from the writers.

>when you learned that the voice of Steve is fucking Gordon.

What do you mean?
Moclans are pretty strong by nature and have physiology that allows them to survive shit that would kill a human.

They're living in huts on a beautiful tropical planet so... Maybe? I sure as shit would love to live on Planet Amazon Island

he's openly friends with Rush Limbaugh, it's why he guested as himself on Family Guy

No they're living in huts but they've got guns

Fuck off, really?

I like this headcanon. Because the idea that it's just "average joe" TNG is not holding up very well

>What do you mean?
Like have they established a society better than Moclas because stronk wimin?

something something death by snu snu

>Star Trek: Fleet Command Commercial

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Since two moclan males can procreate, I imagine that either two females can as well. Either that or they're infertile.

They're pretty normal moclans. They are smaller than the males but still pretty big.

>Issac people space battle
Did they ever say how many ships the Union lost?

Time for 20th century culture!

It's true. I was shocked. Gordon needs a song now.

youtube.com/watch?v=zrv8mDjrb0o

ALL GLORY TO THE DOLLY

>Dolly is the voice of Moclan feminism
Based

>We smuggle Moclan sperm here to propagate our race. Male infants are crushed between our thighs.

S1 implies he let himself spiral into depression and didn't strive to be the best he could.
The whole sub plot about him thinking he was chosen to be captain on his own merit but it was Kelly calling in a favor was opening an old wound because he was trying to spring back.

Dolly Parton's DD's is the voice of a revolution.

Scott grimes has been around forever. He was in Critters and over 100 episodes of ER where he sang a bunch of times

I'm surprised Klyden didn't try to assassinate her.

I want to rub my penis all over Dolly's huge fake tits

Regardless of what happened before, Ed brokered peace between the Union and their greatest enemy. He realistically should be fast tracked for admiralcy.

#MeToo and pinkpilled

SIT THE HELL DOWN CANDY MAN

It's fuckin Dar Adal

Moclas are the ones who provide most of the weaponry and spaceship technology.
Their planet is one big industrial factory. The women are living like jungle people with a few hi-tech weapons.

I imagine no one told Klyden
I doubt he has any friends at this point

In this episode, conservative bigotry is BTFO

He already got to sing twice this season.

I thought I recognized that voice.

A ceasefire isn't a peace treaty.

>THIS IS TRUE LUNACY

i would guess moclans naturally reproduced by male-female reproduction, and some kind of scientific intervention made females irrelivent

>girl power episode
Captain Marvel approves this message

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>We are all the puppets and George Soros pulls the strings

based. American Dad has always been Seth's best work. It takes jabs at Republicans sure but it was never mean spirited like family guy

>Ruin your speech by using dolly parton
Pure Seth

Its probably because they lost so many ships they need all the captains and ships they can get

>it’s a #HigherFasterFurther episode

just filling the weekly comedy quota so CBS can't win the lawsuit

No but its a step towards one hopefully

They're refugees who set up a bunch of huts on a tropical island. We haven't seen anything about what kind of society they've built.

Everyone on board hates Klyden.

I’m sure nobody in the room recognises it, Ed is the only weirdo who likes ancient boomer music

#Working9to5

F Murray Abraham has such a shit agent

Time for my favie show

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I'm pretty sure that transexuality is a bridge too far for Seth. I dont think even he can take that massive bluepill.

I don't think Ed even recognized the song. He had to check the monitor for the name of the artist and he acted like he'd never heard it.

Are they suing?

>Moclas are the ones who provide most of the weaponry and spaceship technology.
>They mention Moclas upgrading the fleet after the Kaylon incident
>Their representative just threaten to leave the union if Female Moclans are given sovereignty.
FUUUUCK, The Moclans have more pull than I expected. No wonder Mercers puts up with their bullshit.

Moclan throws down the gauntlet.

He's best buds with Charlize who is forcibly feminizing an African kid she bought

They plan on genociding these bitches.
All of the Unions allies have been proven to be massive cunts.

>it's a Moclan episode.
And that's a hard pass for me.

CANDY MAN(2) IS AS LOUD AS HE'S EVER BEEN

Their bullshit is honestly pretty small time. There arent that many moclan females or gays. The show makes a bigger deal out of it than it is because Krill and robots are more dangerous.

Why settle on a planet? Just live on a really big ship that can hide quickly, Quarian style

>Gays being more industrious than lesbians
I can't take this detail seriously.

Gordon and Kelly are getting married in real life.

Whoa, Kelly Hu. Haven't seen her in a while.

>Their bullshit is honestly pretty small time.
Moclans on more than one occasion nearly doomed The Orville.
They're planning on killing a bunch of female Moclans due to prejudice.

Woah dude...are Moclan weapons supposed to be like Saudi oil??

I mean he says shit in public that is palpable for blue checkmarks. I've seen him talk about it some place and its just a hunch but it feels like to me he doesnt even buy this bs.

Damn I wasn't expecting to see the whole board of admirals in this episode.

That a flotilla my dude, multiple ships in constant motion with one another... And you don't do that because the resultant health problems are DEVASTATING.

Are you kidding? Gays make WAY above the average salary.

You're defending your basic existence, that's far more important than "values"

Seth looks tired

Bortus is going to tell Klyden off!
YES!
Tell this fucking cunt where to go.

Because then Harry Kim will show up and actually have sex for once and destroys your ship

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Frakes talks a good game to 'em.

Doing that fucks up your immune system
Plus if everyone has to pick a spot for their yearly piss, they’ll run out of spots real quick

>Moclans on more than one occasion nearly doomed The Orville.
1. Bortis porn obsession which isnt really a moclan problem.

What else? The moclan issues are very much small time in exchange for the benefits they give. There arent that many moc females to really give a shit.

Yes, if they weren't supplying weapons and technology the Union would have no reason to put up with their cultural shit.

This episode is turning out better than I expected

how does it fuck up your immune system? their ships have biological walls that photosynthesis

>You cling to conservative traditions that serve no purpose
I can’t even tell what colour pill this is anymore

Fuck Klyden
And Fuck all misogynist Male Moclan!

this

the gays i know are very career driven. you don't stop being a man. you're thinking of trannies

She was engaged once already to someone else. I'll believe it when it happens.

Ed is right, if Moclous leaves the Union they're as fucked as.

Also, this should be a two parter

>turning a blind eye to an ally's absolute savagery for strategic reasons
I'd say yeah.

Will we ever get to see the Counsel?

>2 black women on the casting
lmao this show went to shit after S1

What kind of VR porn do you think Moclan females like?

It's the purple pill
The real truth.

based cynical poster

I just want to know why the crew gave so much shit that they cared about an alien baby getting a sex change. Holy fuck, it's an alien baby. Stay in your lane.

TONY TODD AS THE COUNCIL MOCLAN

There's no clean choices here.

The unity of this group is a deterrent and necessary to the functional survival of the whole against a singular enemy that has proven to be impossibly dangerous. The sacrifice of a few thousand for the sake of Galactic survival is... Pretty much exactly the sort of thing you'd have to live with.

This is the part where Captain Benjamin Sisko says "You're god damn right and I'd do it again.

OH SHIT BASED CANDYMAN

the one up front is just an extra

VRMoclanX

>you have the conn
Uh...isn’t that a Star Trek phrase? Like, legally protected?

Small soft men who rub their feet.

Would you want your baby ripped from your hands and having them taco turned into a weird fleshy stump?
I wouldn't want that done to me or anyone else.

cove of pleasure but softer

So much for those women with guns

Tell that to the US Navy.

This is a disney show now
No one is going to take disney to court

Yo, Kelly and Bortus are stone cold killers.
They don't fuck around when babies are in danger.

TERRY TATE OFFICE LINEBACKER TIME

>The Orville opening fire on a battlecruiser
bad fucking idea

This gun fight exists to infuriate /pol/

Tentacle sex.

Remember Kelly and Bortus murdered a bunch of guys on that one episode and got zero punishment.

This is terrible

I still don't know how you pilot a starship with touch controls. They just don't seem tactile enough.

I'd like to think the guns are on stun since they want them to stand trial and Kelly and Bortus doen't want to kill anyone.

>dolly parton space battle

>/pol/ shit

Waddle on back, retard

TALOSIANS AND VULCANS!
SOMEBODY CALL CBS!

[Just a Girl playing in the distance]

What the hell happened it was going so well

>your baby
It wasnt their baby. It was a fucking alien baby. One that at the time, Bortus was fine with getting a sex change.

I'd be too busy trying to fuck Alara or doing porn in the simulator over trying to stop two aliens from giving a rare female baby a sexy change because I dont know how the fucking moclan body works. Sex changes obviously dont fuck up their endrocrine system like they do for us since Klyden didnt even know he was a chick for most of his life.

The battle cruiser captured a second in command of a union ship.

Kelly legit enjoys killing people.

This is the future Apple wants

How many makeup artists does this show employ

They contacted the outside world so they were no longer protected by the prime directive and they aren't apart of the union so it was free game

>Bortus was fine with getting a sex change.
He was totally not fine with it. He knew it was the law of Moclas and begrudgingly accepted it when they forced him.

Man call of duty games are gonna be terrifying in the future.

JAFFA, KREE

It's like they thought they needed to force that in to hit some random humour quota the show has

that little girl SO wants him

better alert the FBI and CPS

>He was totally not fine with it.
Yes he was. At the start of the whole episode, he's the one who demanded the sex change and he didnt come around until he watched Rudolph with Scott Grimes and the black guy.

>women live in mud huts
um...kinda problematic

based

>Do you think Dolly Parton would be proud of us?

An alien planet that invited a foreign culture to its world decided to aggressively assault its visitors, fuck that place.

The Moclan seem to have a talent for cringe.

At least she didn't hear Helen Reddy first.

no. Their tits were far too small

Bortus regained his smile

BORTUS SMILED!
I REPEAT, BORTUS SMILED!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I was expecting Britney Spears

It really seemed like the Kaylon were a season closer so what's gonna top that?

Well yes I was just giving some reasons no one was charged with anything

His smile and optimism: restored

Maybe those P-90's were set to stun too?

Hit Me Baby One More Time?

That was a pretty good episode.

Fuck all you who hate on Moclan episodes
All of them except for the straight engineer one are fucking great.

It was. FOX is airing shit out of order because they want to sink the ratings

Posting tribute, everyone sacrifice cummies for mummy

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>All of them except for the straight engineer one are fucking great.
You mispelled "baby sex change one"

That was retarded.
>women are not weak, here is this completely unrelated species of women lifting something large.

tfw I love the filler relationship episodes

Eeeeeeexceeeeept for the whole "This episode reference those events" thing.

Shame she never let those monster loose in her prime.
She'll swear to her death bed they're natty.

Wait, she never posed topless?
Shame.

Character development ain’t filler

This, you can't say this got firefly'd. Seth has more influence then you think.
The only question is will Disney let him do what he wants too?

So the "Moclans are hiding how many females are born" conspiracy was confirmed. At some point they genocided all women.

Elliot Rodger was their leader.

I wouldn't mind if she stuffed her huge tits on my face and blasted massive farts on my dick

There was only one instance of this and the episode were insignificant so it was no big deal.
Episodes out of order don't tank ratings. 3 week waits will. If they fuck with the time slot definitely.

They live in huts because the porn viruses destroyed their technology.

Has Franks directed any other episodes?

Chubby krill househusbands

>3 week wait
Annual reminder that FUCK SPORTSBALL

>black gay oppressors who force female children to undergo gender reassignment surgery
How bad is the Moclan storyline fucking with SJW's minds?

ACC BABY!

My dyke friend who watches this has been completely short-circuited. This is the only show she watches in complete silence.

did anyone’s dad walk out this week?

>TALOSIANS
Pretty sure those are the Dannians.

The first Moclan episode in season one.

More like fuck awards shows.

Also Pria in season one.

My dad walked in looking for chubby Moclan housewives.

>FOX is airing shit out of order because they want to sink the ratings

All the production codes are in order except the gay porn episode, which was a season 1 episode with reshoots

>Finale description sounds like a Part 2
>Next week has a mysterious intruder and time fuckery
We Q now?

why do you watch TV with a lesbian often enough to know her behavior this well

>it's a Moclan episode

Always is.

I want to smash clams with her, alright?

Isn't it going to be that time bitch from season 1?

What a poor choice. Nine to Five is one of the few Dolly Parton songs that actually make me cringe. It was a stupid movie, too.

Charlize Theron?

Didn't Scott Grimes mention only one episode this season was a two parter?

Only 58 posters in this thread. That 3 week break really killed interest in this show right when it only has 2 episodes remaining this season.

oh

good luck

I hope Pria is the Orville version of Q.

>Fascist pills
You people are really creepy.

Who did Marina Sirtis play? IMDB isn't updated yet.

>Nine to Five is one of the few Dolly Parton songs that actually make me cringe
You haven't heard the song if you haven't heard it in person

They keep destroying her timelines yet she still keeps returning!

Bortus should have kept his mouth shut, and never told Topa.

new teacher

Please

Objectively yes, but the dude was absolutely desperate to have his kid not grow up to be like his husband and he acted emotionally.

When has Bortus ever made a good decision?

When he decided to grow a mustache.

Every father hopes they can trust their kid

You're delusional. She looks awful.

>>Moclans have no taste buds.

Where the fuck did you get that idea?

Touche.

I was a skeptic too until my super-queer math teacher convinced me to see her live. She blew the doors off desu.

I love Talla. Alara? Who's that?

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>We don't know what happened after his wife left him
His wife didn't leave him, you gyno-centrist. He divorced her for adultery.

I wish she would blow me off

It starts to feel like filler when it's always carried out via the exact same premise.