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Hello new thread, please be healed by arita
Can a Cyborg jack a human?
>Where to now Buck?
>Let's see...
Gally!
>What have you been doing with that human?
>fuck the haters, we're gonna go with bigger boobs. Thats gonna fix it. - James "Oppai" Cameron
>Hello /Alita/ this does happen to be the last screening of Alita: Battle Angel on planet earth and It does happen to be IMAX 3D, and All casting members and executive producers seem to be in attendance, Including Jimbo
>But I've only got one spare ticket, so what it worth to you?
>Ask Hugo, he's into that
>user, is that chocolate?
>"Thank you... for saving me."
I don't think I've posted this scene in full yet. It got me one the first viewing, as I hadn't read the manga yet when I saw the film. But when it cut to Hugo climbing up, I knew some bad shit was coming. It got me good.
What’s your favourite line from the movie user?
very carefully
All my cyborg jackin monies mister
>K
>Bucky
>John Wick
what an incredible line-up of chads Alita has to choose from
Chocolate and wafers!
Whatever dude. NES was my first console at age of 3 and then I got Sega Genesis 3 years later but I didn't care about either of them. Give me a break. It was only until I got PS1 at 8 that I really fell in love with vidya. Actual good games plus I was old enough to understand them. Think I got a good 8 years of my PS1 and well over 100 games played.
>forgetting the second oldest bro.
I'd give you whatever I have. I'd give you my heart.
This is the only scene I don't watch webm'd/I only watch in theaters. I don't want it to lose its effect by over-watching it
>"I don't mean to be rude... but am I supposed to know you?"
my based millennial bros kicking the shit out of zoomers
>I'll turn you into a living pendant t adorn my chess
>so I can hear your voice at every moment of the day
>pleading for mercy
my bad Todd
>I got something you haven't tried before right here
Oh that's not fair, there are too many good lines Most of my favorite lines, but little conversations.
>"Did you ever find peace?"
>"I found you."
>"Don't ever feel sorry for yourself. You're the only one built for this."
>"Thank you father."
>"I didn't kill that guy. But what does it matter? I tore people apart, people like you for money."
>"Where were you tonight?"
>"I went to go stop the others, tell them I quit."
>"Why?"
>"Because I love you. God, I'm sorry."
>"Thank you... for saving me."
>"I love you."
>"You got to be willing to do what it takes... whatever it takes."
The whole fucking apartment scene is writing genius, every line is gold. Fuck, this movie is too good.
TRANNY
>Right on trough, seats right at back the one next to Cameron and Rosa
>Sorry sir your going to have to wait outside
>I do not stand by in the presence of evil.
>Alita's whimper of resignation
>immediately close tab
I've got a nice evening going and I can't be having these feels right now chief
>I don't need all this crap
Her amusement towards the pads and helmet makes me laugh every time
I honestly don't understand these threads. I thought it was just shills to get movie ticket sales. Yet the threads are still here. Should I watch this movie already? Pirated of course.
Wow it was going so nicely until Jerome turned up, wouldn't it be funny if no one gave him ANY (you)'s
Well if you can sit trough the ocean load of Chinese shit on the screen, then Yeah sure. but just remember to get the BluRay when your /healed/
I WILL POST THE MASTER LIST SHORTLY. DO NOT FORGET DREDD.
>I was forgotten here to rot, but I was saved. Remade, by the same hand that shapes your destiny even now.
>Whose hand?
>My master... Nova.
>What do you know about me?
That dialogue is pure excellence
>Hugo not even an option
does that mean I can have him
yes, VA.
Yeah you can have him
are you using photoshop? how did you get that white boarder around her?
>Of course, I don't even know what I saw in him.
I'm not the only one on the thread who likes him!
But I'm glad if it means I get him.
Wonderful~
Holy hell guys, I just had to wrestle my neighbor's dog off of my cat...what just happened?
Please post comfy pics to calm my nerves.
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He's very attractive and sweet, even willing to give up on his dream for her.
Here's Alita with a dog.
I'm /r/ing we had Tima from Metropolis. She'd an android, like K, and her movie's designs, themes, and even some plot elements are very similar to Alita's. Both franchises also have a manga and an OVA. Tima is a super powerful girl like Alita is.
following will be the two best snapshots I have of her right now. If you want me to download the bluray from Yarr bay to pull up better snapshots, I can.
I wonder, are there any screenings left in the US? They ended in my shithole country several weeks ago.
Unrelated, but based pic.
Ney, I use GIMP 2 Because its free And you just have to cut out the image, then search up how to put borders around img's theres loads of vids on yt, and its really easy desu.
okay so we might have ONE gay user who likes him. You two will have to duke it out over Hugo.
comfy pic for u
Anyone know if the artist has a deviantart page or something? I wanna see if they're selling prints
There are still some, but it's slowly leaving theaters in the US. Only one theater near me now.
That may be a Chinese artist user, you'll have to exploring to find answers.
Nah, I asked first, he's mine now
Okay, thanks I look it up.
I am in the bay area and there is literally ONE screening left in Oakland. Which is about 45 mins away from me.
I drove an hour to see Alita, twice. You can do it user.
a super possessive voiceanon is a twist I'm happy to see
Seeing Alita admire his body made me start working out again.
PLEASE ADD MORE PICS.
He wasn't a cat lover. I hate that.
That's all I have....
I guess I gotta download the movie now.
Alita only loves jacked meatboys
>You keep your Hugo, I'm fine here.
I have the original Mandarin(?) saved for my filename but I can't post a duplicate.
>hey dad, do you wanna try this weird plant Hugo gave me?
>It makes me feel funny
woof, nevermind it let me lol
stop.
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>ALITA NO
Had a 4 hour round trip on a coach to see alita, 45 min sounds like a dream, so only saw it 2 times. :(((
>"Where did you buy this plant, Alita?"
Listen! i'm not that posessive! It's natural to not want to have to fight for your date!
Go listen to my yandere voicelines if you want posessive.
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Honestly understandable. I'm starting working out too, but I'm def not gonna try to be jacked.
How many grills browse /ALITA/? I know VA is one of them but probably the only active one. I converted a girl to join the cult and I know a friend who at least lurks from time to time
Saw a lot of couples at the theatres (probably got dragged there by their bfs lol) so at least they’re aware of the movie
I know.
Thanks, I'll try searching the original filename
I don't always have a car to use and tonight is the last night.
>Yow! I have two dads now
>this plant is awesome
Does anyone have the version of this with the comfy Alita poster?
Also, does anyone have the /alitacore/ version of this?
NO
>Ido, you let her smoke?
> Hey user, you wanna go upstairs to my room? I’ll teach you panzer kunst
but Hugo is dead
Got your back. I need to rewatch both trons soon
Delet this, user
A friendly reminder.
>That's right
Excellent! Thank you!
Yes, see? Metropolis is right there with Tima's face on the cover. I'd say just about any of the characters in these movies are fair game. I mean, how badass would Alita teaming up with The Crow be?
I'm just joking lol I just am amused about you and our maybe (1?) gay user fighting over Hugo.
no idea honestly. VA has been around for a while but we would never have known if she wasn't into doing voice acting stuff. If we had multiple regular girls in /alita/ confirmed the jerome-posting would increase exponentially however. We could handle it and I welcome them but it's a likely outcome.
"Yes I did."
following: "This bitch broke my nose."
Effortless confidence. That's how you write a badass.
>Two, one, and...we're live. Hello, Alita.
>H-hi.
>Move the mic about a fist closer, there you go.
>So we were just talking about that video with you and the big Russian motherfucker - Jamie, you got tha-...yeah, this one. Take a look at this.
>Okay.
>*Joe leans in to the mic* Look at the size of that guy, Jesus Christ. He's like a grizzly, you ever seen a grizzly in person?
>No...
>They're fuckin' crazy.
>*Joe pauses to watch the video*
>Alright, here it is...BAM! Took his whole fuckin' arm off!
>It's Panzer Kunst.
>Panzer what?
>The fighting style; it's called Panzer Kunst.
>*Joe pops an Alpha Brain and begins to perspire* You're a savage. You could starch anyone with a kick like that.
>*Schaub interjects* HGH Vitor?
>It's entirely possible.
Does he actually talk like this?
Oh absolutely.
kek
>HEY MA JRE HAS ALITA ON! GET DOWN HERE MA I WANNA WATCH IT WITH YOU HURRY UP MA
My sides
this is hilariously accurate so yeah
I think that was the only quip in the entire movie and it was genuinely funny. Perfect delivery from both actors. Never failed to make the crowd laugh at my screenings.
This is great
There were several couples at my city's last showing. One of them seemed stoned, though... they were giggling at "I do not stand by in the presence of evil" and when Grew dangled the cutters. Fortunately not during "fuck your mercy" and Hugo's church confession and death scenes.
>how badass would Alita teaming up with The Crow be
Always reminds me of that 90s cgi short
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My sentiments exactly.
Does it classify as a quip? Grey area to me.
They stated the scene in the film was directly inspired by that animation.
>'90s CGI motorball short
Shots they reused in the movie:
- tear cut
- zoom into Alita's pupil
- cyborg head flying through the air after being smashed
Just thinking of the circumstances leading up to this is making me laugh
kek'd
Go for Evangeline Lilly mode, you have the genetics. Chyna mode = not good, but Wasp mode = perfection.
Alita would not stand by in the presence of Top Dollar's evil either
Honestly I just want my cardio back to good, and the six pack I had in high school would be nice.
Kek do one with Ido about making cyborgs
It's not really a quip, more of an insult added to injury.
> * bzzz bzzz*
Cannot wait until we get all the 4k screenshots
FIRE IT UP!
FIRE IT UP!
FIRE IT UP!
FIRE IT UP!
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>Alita: Battle Angel has amassed $319.7m,
That would be we are close to 405M
jesus fucking christ, rosa is like a real life pussyfoot lmao. smugness levels off the charts.
Hello?
>Alita: Battle Angel has amassed $319.7m,
They're talking about international box office.
d-don't fuck this up, user
>h-hello? Oh hey Alita. What's up?
>not much, I'm just lurking on the thread - might get some dinner later
>h-hey... how about you j-join me?
Yeah, and 319+85= 404M
Rosa's got mad swag
That's true, 319.7 + 85.5 million would be 405. So, have we actually passed 405 million?
No he’s not.
>Afraid she’s gonna cut you loose?
It’s 3xactly what sh3 did at the end, cus he was shitty deadweight, and she saw it when she saw his robot body fit his ugliness while hers reflected her humanity.
>tfw I used to have a six pack in middle school because I did martial arts
now I just have the vestigial remains of them. the rest of my upper body is all right now though thankfully
>
>Well...
> whoops, wrong number. My bad
>not feeling too good
>feeling kinda lonely too
>alita knows to call
What a blessed girl
>Take your shot, mouseboy.
Hugo never gave up his dream for her tho
Try doing intermittent fasting
>Say hello.
>Get ignored.
I'll... leave...
I think I figured out why this movie is so special. Many other adaptations, not just anime but the film medium, use a classic franchise's iconography to sell a generic story. They just use the imagery mainstream audiences recognize from a property to sell the branding to viewers, but without actually tackling any of the smarts or themes of it's source. Alita nearly 1 to 1 goes right into it's messages and themes of failure and redemption. There wasn't any shying away, aside from staying away from the hardcore gore, which even then, still showed a decent amount of violence.
Hugo would get along with Griffith
>well
for only a single word, it's strange how instantly connected I felt in that moment. Hails to Rosa for making a single word so impactful.
Is Alita into /ss/?
>Someone that calls you to ignore you.
I don't need to, my metabolism is still too fast even at 28. I'm over eating to keep my weight at 135 consistent and going to the gym a few times a week for short but heavy-lifting visits. Seems to be working so far. My chest is filling out for once and my arms are getting larger which is new.
Griffith did nothing wrong tho, he got brainwashed by cosmic demons
I was just hella fit from fencing and persued abs because I was vain. Now i'm not fit at all
I eat once a day, does that count
>Sorry user I'm going horseback riding with Gun Dad, I'll be back later!
IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH MY HEART I'M GOING TO START SADPOSTING
SEE IF I DON'T
Ideal.
>You don't even know my name, why would you call me to tell me this?
Yes it is remarkably faithful and totally unapologetic about it.
Would probably kill myself if she did this to me to be honest
>use a classic franchise's iconography to sell a generic story.
well this worked out in Alita's favor as most of the world was unaware of the story. And the sci-fi tropes it helped popularize basically forced new audiences (us) into accepting the story for what it was rather than seeing it as some nostalgic bs.
OH SHIT
OH SHI-
You guys mind if I set up camp here?
Holy shit, go ahead.
We need to populate the theater now. Add more.
It's fine. Just don't be distracting during the movie, thanks.
didn't know fencing was that demanding. I've known one fencer. I'm biased because he ended up dating my ex but he was a tall skinny nerd with weak shoulders and I'm confident I could knock him out with one punch. I'm sure you're tougher than him though.
where the trolls at? it's been awhile
I almost miss them
almost
It's honestly not. It's just a LOT of cardio, and I used to go way above and beyond because being so fit felt good. Fencing is more about dexterity than strength.
All our core friends should be there
One peek couldn't hurt-
I could pretend.
>Hey, you! Alita lover! Your movie is dumb! Yeah, I said it, dumb! Dummy head!
>-J
I used to do team sports but I was too autistic to be good at them so now I just lift and run
What should I waste my income on next, /ALITA/?
>I have to say I didn't think your movie was very good!
>Terrible acting, bad pacing, unimpressive CGI!
>That's just my opinion though!
>3/10
Hand keychain
Damascus blade
Buying 10 copies of the Blu-ray and getting the hot toy.
not nearly obnoxious enough, but I'll take it
A thousand dollar model of her
Hot toys statue and a rifle that you can call your raifu
>Why is this autistic general still around? I'm confused, etc.
This
We're putting the finishing touches on a set of posts where we pretend to be the LA anons swapping tips for our upcoming sexual reassignment surgery.
Did you laminate your tickets? Where do you do that?
You can laminate stuff at any print shop, they have a machine for it.
>Quick, everyone get in here, the movies starting!
I need more friends to add to this.
>hugo joins her
>she tries to discreetly close the tent door and fails due to the zipper
>occasional giggling and tent rustling noises
I really hope there are Alita figures at SDCC this summer. Right now there's just the Hot Toys figure, Prime 1 statue, and Funko Pops. Nothing from the other major companies like NECA, Mezco, Mafex, or SH Figurearts. Imagine a big ass NECA Grewishka with wired grind cutters
>tfw can't because work and then OC making
thinking about it
pre-ordered
...maaybe next year
hand laminated, with plastic folders, x-acto blade, and a heatgun
> that first LA meet-up troll post about everyone there being a trans boy/transgirl
Fucking grevious the comfy hoarder is an excellent touch
Add Todd, Preston, and Bucky to start
I was actually thinking of looking for a place to laminate mine
No, sorry.
Next question.
STOP
That was a good trolling idea in theory but their execution was weak since it was just confusing
BASED ausbro
sounds fun can't wait
>So you're telling me you can take someone's head and attach it to an entirely robotic body? Get the fuck out of here.
>*Ido laughs* Yes, it's called total replacement surgery and it's, well, not all that uncommon, really.
>*Joe sips his coffee* Imagine if that became mainstream. You wouldn't even need to learn martial arts anymore; just jack in to a cyberbody and fuck everyone up.
>There is such a thing as cyborg martial arts, Joe.
>Oh, yeah, Panzer Kunst, right? I had Alita on a few weeks back, she's big into Panzer Kunst.
>*Joe put too much butter in his coffee and begins to phlegm up*
>*cough* Crazy shit.
The fucking phlegmy coughing jesus
Comfy Grevious is muh OC and I know no one would have added him otherwise.
I don't have much time left to OC tonight gahhh
Touchy touchy, VA
(not VA but ok)
this is the start of something good. you gotta add a pepe and a wojack
I’ll meet him some day
10/10 meme desu
I know I've provided you with some comfy pics in the past general
>Please marry her, I'll grant you free repairs and upgrades for your arm whenever you need them
>Ain't happening, dad.
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I really appreciate that, user
Is blonde alita a tranny? Lmao
So to the anons that did the meet up... how did it go?
No, and I can tell because I've been on Yea Forums a while and seen quite a few trannies.
>t /pol/
>click random thread
>see this:
oh boy it's spreading
yes
>Figures, males can't even remember what time the movie starts...
add arny terminator and machete
you're missing someone
Okay, so I just downloaded Metropolis and went through every scene and picked out all the meme-worthy shots of Tima.
FOR USE FOR MAKING ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL-RELATED OC ONLY!!!!
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It went well, as does anything blessed by /ourgirl/. After the movie they went to Denny's and talked about the movie and /Alita/ for hours
Was a really great time, we're gonna do another one at some point. After the film we spent like 6 hours in a Denny's chatting.
nope
adding
her too
Anons, help me out with some cutouts to make it faster
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Good addition, thanks.
Ahem,
I'm a male who is 20 minutes early to every movie.
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myhjvf
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a calssic
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I wonder if alita would have worked as a TinTin-esque animated film
It was amazing!
We shitposted /ALITA/ irl, watched /ourgirl/, explored the area, took meme photos, then went to Denny’s.
What was supposed to be a casual 30 minute meal turned into a 5 hour+ discussion about all sorts of awesome autistic subjects and it got very /HEAL/ by the end. We definitely bonded. Loved the group. A memorable day for sure.
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lol
Literally what Metropolis(2001) is, lol
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>Ido! fuck me in my ass!
She’s a real human bean and a real hero
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This is gonna work a whole lot better with the pants off
user NO
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This is mildly cursed
Update. Anyone got a cutout of Todd?
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Can anyone think of a background for this? For next bread maybe? Way to much work went into this for the pay off desu, but oh well
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>Anderson get in the sand with me. It provides tactical advantage
>Sweetheart, you are
Slap a nice blue background on it and I'd say yes
>Thank you farther
she's really nothing without the cgi, eh?
Nice.
I was hoping for comfy postings, like here:
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we're steadily moving towards 400 with no end in sight.
This is cute
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>feel boundless happiness that the second LA meetup went well
>feel infinite depths of envy for missing it because I'm 345 miles north.
We will all have a massive Alita meet from anons all over the US and even some outside the country, mark my words
WHERE THE FUCK IS TODD
Sure, why not
>bump limit just as i hit post
Any madlads at both first and second meetup, or was it all different people?
VA
Three of us were from the first meet, meeting again
growls affectionately
could somebody delete a photo so I don't have to wait for the next thread to post it
cool, adding him
....fuck, okay. I'll just repost my Tima photos anyway.
Tried both, think the blue looks better.
And Ill pop up the next bread in a bit.
>nothing without the CGI
nah she's gorgeous nice try though
This is shameless plugging, but I thought this was funny. Weta liked my tweet about Cameron.
Based kiwis
thanks fren I'll make sure they get archived
based, Peaches.
What did we do to deserve such a based fellow...
Use this as OP for the next thread.
>alita
>japan
>manga
Posts koreaboo shit
Die faggot.
The cgi would be nothing without her
someone give this man a cutout of Rosa plz
wholesome image
wow it's almost like they traveled all around the world to promote their movie or something
I love this, but is it too late to add Tima hanging out with Alita?
Maybe one of these:
I just want them to be friends ;__;
And I want Tima to be friend with K in particular, and by extension all the other meta-universe Alita friends
Yooo, that thats so cool.
what the fuck is this, was someone paid to literally shoop everyone
Fucking kek excellent work the only person missing is Preston
It's everyone (or almost everyone) who worked on the movie
It's kind of awesome that Bucky and K are looking at the same direction.
You know what I might actually watch the film you're keeping on about
Next time, let's throw The Crow and Tima in there.
The Metropolis anime? It's really really good, don't be put off by the character design
It's SOOOO good. And they only enhance each other. If you saw and liked Alita, you'll like Metropolis more, and vice versa. Just like all /alitacore/ movies.
most importantly is RR's bicep is as big as my thigh wtf
>don't be put off by the character design
Man, that sounds so familiar...
I need to live long enough to adopt a cyborg daughter who had a previous life as a super soldier.
I know hes build like a tank, and has tree stumps for arms.
>t. raw garlic clove eating koreaboo detected
Whatcha listen to?
>youtube.com
UPDATE
>Ido and Vector isn't in the shot.
>No nova.
6/10.
lol since when was Hyde ever part of this
FUCK, yes! Now THIS is motorballing!
>dat Jerome
Perfection. 99/10
bread?
for me
That's Jerome
>no blondelita
BETTER FUCKING USE THIS:
Someone needs to stop that man, he cant keep getting away with it....
ahhh I should've guessed with the vague LA meet bullshit he was posting
give me the cutout
Baker, here's what you need.
>tfw /alita/ has ruined the name Jerome for me forever
>demanding
Urge to cut out, declining...
collective autism is always better
kek
>the new bread is on page 9 almost 10
end of an era
ill make a new bread
that's cause I was retarded and made it before 300 with an old version of the oc
NO IT'S MADE ALREADY
There was a bread made 25 mins ago, wut da fek
No, it's over. /alita/ is finished.
NEW
new bread that nobody linked:
BREAD IS OKAY
>an asukafag touched this movie