think of the walruses
Think of the walruses
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The time has come to talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings
I AM THE WALRUS
He was depressed for a long time.
This is why seals will outlast them.
>inb4 thread turns into /pol/shit
Imagine the taste of that thing. Maybe a mix of pork and salmon. Or beef and tuna.
Hmm
YOU WILL NEVER BE A JEDI, WALRUS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISLAND.
>Niggas out here think climate change is caused by humans
LMAO
Yea Forums is basically /pol/ at this point
Calloo-callay
no sex today
we're incellibates and kangssssssss
>stop having children goyim, you’re killing the planet!
>oy vey look at this stagnating birthrate, better import the whole third world :^)
>turns to /leftypol/ 5 minutes later
I know it was a metaphor about something, I just don't know about what
QUICK INSEMINATE JAPAN AND KOREA
I know. Political threads are fucking terrible
It didn't fall hard enough to die, give me a machete and I'll finish it off.
>Lol later homos
Life is cruel.
based
warlus = jews
carpenter = gentiles
are walrus's actually that big or is that polar nigga a literal bearlet?
a world without them would be a terrible thing
dey see me rollan dey atiiin
I wish someone would post porn to 404 these threads.
Or cheese.
Stopping animals going extinct is literally communism. The weak should be allowed to die so they cannot pass their genes. If your species is going extinct its because it cannot compete in the free market for survival and therefore doesn't deserve to live.
Get fucked weakling species
I warned you about cliffs bro.
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They're big guys.
Are Americans Orcs? They hate nature, hate the environment, hate themselves, are highly destructive, materialistic, shallow and violent.
Are they, dare I say it, the proto-type of the dreaded CREATURA?
>Poor little white boy
>americans only believe in evolution when it goes against gommunism
Thought you guys believed in intelligent design
Penguins have it harsh above everything else.
4(you)
cope harder in irrelevancy
SEMOLINA PILCHARDS!!!!!
TRIPPIN FROM THE DEAD DOG'S EYE
Spotted the seething ABOMINATION
>not knowing where you are
Yes, They are massive. Over 4000 lbs
>or cheese
nah you wish someone would post that for other purposes
BIG cope
I'd save them too ;_;
Literally me
The CREATURA is capable of projections, yet alas, it only fools itself.
he didn't go up that cliff to die; he went there to live
You can’t be this stupid....
>That splash at the end
Pottery
He had a hard life
wtf is that image
>husband walks over and comforts her
fuck this is sad
A bird with its entire head inside of the eye socket
they're eating him/her.
>Plenty of space on the ground
>Dude he climbed up there because there's no space because the ice is gone because global warming
You literally cannot be this retarded.
it's shopped innit
Damn they are big guys.
Petrels being the scum they are. It's why albatross are the patrician's seabird of choice.
Bruh..
Name?
Does GEICO cover walrus damage?
Are you gonna post this shit every day?
>ooo its sooo cold
uh maybe dont live in a frozen wasteland then? stupid fucking birds
That's an Elephant seal not a walrus but I think they're a similar size.
Why didn't the film makers save the Walrus? They had a helicopter.
It started as /pol/shit.
where was this filmed?
>They have a helicopter
And do what with it, exactly?
the north pole
Why does this keep happening?
>that jump he makes on the walrus
;_; i hope he's okay
Mya Nichole facial abuse
>stupid fucking birds
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
kek dumbass walrus got dabbed on by gravity
dominated
are walruses retarded or something? they can't fucking be good climbers, so firstly, how are they getting up there, and secondly, why are they willingly jumping off? do they just not process height or scale?
Could he have survived that?
Why didn’t they just use their tusks like climbing axes?
>are walruses retarded
literally yes
Lift it down?
i don't understand what walruses have to do with the jews
>I accept it
I don't think their tusks can hold 1000kg
>that splash at 0:17
Kino
>Guys, Sharks are the good guys. Here, I'll prove it by swimming with them wearing fucking chainmail bodysuit in case they just decide they want to murder them.
it escaped. unlike webm related.
What the fuck is going on?
>Documentary explicitly blames western civilization and white people
Thanks Obama!
So, I haven't watched this thing and probably won't. Can someone tell why these tubs or lard are jumping to their deaths?
agree
it doesn't help that they don't help each other when they are getting raped
OBSESSED
>and white people
Where? I watched it twice and nowhere did I get this idea. You might be a bit too redpilled and based, my gamer friend.
The weak must fear the strong.
Capitalism and critiques of western civ are codeword for fuck white people
Fuck I want a chainmail diving suit
I love you.
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OH, BILLLLLLLLLY! Come along,dear. It's time for your scoliosis therapy. We wouldn't want to be late would we?
I just had the thought humans are some of the only species which can hug and pet other animals. All animals seem to love being pet and hugged, but not all of them can give or receive such a treat.
dude seems lonely
You are a gentleman and a scholar, user
holy shit
This thread was pretty chill and then you just had to post this
That chick looks pretty chilled tbqh.
That's an elephant seal, isn't it?
>STOP HAVING (white) KIDS AND PAY MORE TAXES
Welcome to one of the basic concepts of domesticity.
KO
Based sealbro playing along
HI MY NAME IS JOHNNY WALRUS AND THIS IS JACKASS
Yes.
wtf man no way why should i, a white man ,take repsonsibilty for a dumb animal dying? those niggers and chinks should do something first fuck you
based retard
damn seals are fucking based
holy fucking shit
What the hell are cats complete problem?
damn i really wanted them to bite the roastie
Yea Forums is basically /pol/ at this point
what little assholes
Why.
Why do you think this exact same thread keeps getting made?
>make environment so inhospitable it makes 99% of species go extinct in a single lifetime
>ummm did you ever like hear of survival of the fittest libtard? *vapes* yup, adapt or die
because i hate roasties and it'd be funny
>tfw society
What an absolute unit.
WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES
why would it you obsessed retard?
>dude walruses are dying because the ice is melting and their islands are packed they fall off the cliff
>some walruses are literally jumping off the cliff due to stupid and shitty eyesight
>all this space on the island
remember guys its all your fault for driving cars
He was trying to impress a girl seal, right?
I can't tell whether he's crouching into a pouncing position or collapsing from exhaustion.
OH LAWD HE COMIN
can anyone tell me why I should care about walruses
FUCKING LIBERALS ARE PUSHING THEM OFF CLIFFS JUST TO GET A GOOD SHOT
LITERAL PSYCHOPATHS
WHY DO LIBERALS HATE WALRUSES, BROS?
Girl seal went off with Chad seal and he jumped on them for the double murder/suicide.
amogged by a fucking cat
They're an essential part of the global ecosystem
WALRUSED
they're based
You should at least care about all living things. Whether you can help them personally is another matter.
FUCK WALRUSES AND FUCK WYY PIIPO.. AND JANNIES
that's what the seal said before this
You shouldn't. Empathy is for the weak.
[citation needed]
Their fate was sealed
no, they're not. according to one documentary in this thread there's only 150k of them and their population has been growing. having them around is entirely optional and nothing has to be done for them, they're doing okay.
Because Valruss are based
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JUST BUILD A FUCKING RAMP ALREADY IF THERES A PROBLEM YOU FUCKING PAY ME, I WILL SAIL OVER THERE WITH SOME FUCKING DYNAMITE TOMORROW AND FUCKING DYNAMITE THEM SOME MORE FUCKING ROOM JESUS STOP POSTING THE FUCKING BLUBBER NIGGERS
How could anyone endure that accent for 13 minutes?
lemmings didnt have a pass, walruses, less so.
>yeah i can just slide down this 90 degree angle sure
Uhmm, no sweaty, it's unethical to interfere with nature in any way :)
based
comfy af
Empathy is a pretty valuable emotion for a social species. You just need to be able to make a rational decision and not let empathy alone guide your actions.
WHY? FOR HE IS THE ONE THEY CALL-
Yes, they are pretty dumb as mammals go. They are getting up there because their natural environment (coastal ice plains) is getting smaller by the day so the beaches are full. Like all mammals with the exception of primates they have very poor eyesight and can't judge distance well so they fall of the cliff when trying to return to the water.
lol wait it whipped its balls? thought it was playing with a tube before i read your comment
when bernie becomes president i hope he builds giant slip n slides for the walruses so they can return to the sea safely.
>using weakness instead fitness
top kek, spotted a potential cuck
i wanna kick one of it
two gazelle, a hyena i think, and a fucking giraffe. traffic in africa sucks
I am thinking possibly high tide?
is that birb dabbing?
he didn't fly so good
This is truly a magical place.
>100,000 walrus decide to lie on beaches instead of ice
>this is humans fault
Isn't global warming just going to create more beach for them?
did that walrus make it or what?
>comfy with the lads
why do libtards think this is a bad thing again?
>opening day EDC
That's a lot of walruses.
imagine the smell
My best guess it have to be related with alice in wonderland mouse movie, the walrus tricked both oysters and his human pal eating all for himself the formers
All the warming wouldn't really be a bad thing if it happened through a long enough period of time to allow species to adapt.
A fucking Leopard has had more intimate contact with a girl than I have.
It's just not fucking fair.
They're so narcissistic they project their epic "social anxiety", "depression", and "introvertedness" on fucking animals who probably enjoy being all together, as mammals are a social species.
Cool, superpowers exist in nature
as soon as you can run 40 mph and terrorize villages, you'll get the girl
yeah he's fine don't worry. he had a laugh about it with his walrus friends after wards.
What the fuck is that? A dragon waking up?
probably because higher population density = greater scarcity of food = many walruses starve?
All big cats absolutely mog me to be honest. They're all so muscular and have such aesthetic faces, it's no wonder roasties fucking them all the time is an open secret.
Where is this at? Because if it's at a glacier it's natural. Glaciers are supposed to be melting right now.
imagine dropping napalms on it
Cheetah/
Yeah he just needs a nice hot meal and a day's rest and he'll be fine, maybe a few bruises here and there.
Did you know the arctic used have basically an arctic manatee? Just decades after those evil whites discovered them in the 1700's they were extinct. Fuck white people.
>hey
>hey girl
>wait up
>*huff*
>so
>*huff*
>so you wanna get lunch one of these days?
>Hey
>fuck you bitch
Strong wind and loose soil/trees roots.
what's this?
>only source is a man who hates americans, namely Alaskans
Okay
Yeah maybe if they slowly melted over like 100,000 years it would be natural
What's the birds role in this? Is it on a side or is it some chaotic rouge agent?
likely some sort of mountain slide underground, redirected undergorund river, or potentially a gas release
But that's not how it works. Glacial periods are far far shorter than that.
cool birdo
theyve really been ratcheting up the doomsaying lately huh
I guarantee you that they aren't only 200 years long, buckarino
Barrel roll always works
>100,000 years
>200 years
Wanna know how I know you know nothing about the environment?
birthplace of ur moms dildo
bouncy boi
The earth has already warmed 1C in comparison to preindustrial levels. We will hit 2C by 2030. 2C is the point where global civilization starts going down the toilet thanks to all of the melting glaciers deleting the sources to the Indus, Ganges, and Yellow rivers. We are on track to hit 5C by 2100. To put that in perspective, the last ice age was a -4C change in average global temperature with respect to the present day.
Says the retard who pretends that the current rates of glacial melt are totes 100% natural u guys, nothin to see here
So India gets fucked and the rest of the planet gets saved from that. Bingo bango, all set.
and what can practically be done about it aside from mass suicide
>Indus, Ganges, and Yellow rivers
finally, fuck people of color
Buy Tesla.
Why though
t. fag who sees no problem with delugees of curry climate refugees swarming his country
And just in case you're a burger, coastal cities in Florida and South Carolina have already been forced to start dumping millions into new pump systems to keep the encroaching tides at bay. The seas are already rising to swallow the coastlines at this very moment.
Enlighten me on the earths ideal rate of glacial melting for this year great o great seer
>alaskans
It was named after some german naturalist. The native alaskans obviously knew about it for hundreds, if not thousands of years, yet shortly after the west found out about the Steller sea cow they hunted it to extinction. not sure how thats the alaskans fault.
>where tha hood where tha hood where tha hood at
>losing India and the coastal states
stop threatening me with a brighter tomorrow
No I'm saying that the claim for "europeans" killing all the animals are based off one man who writes about how much he hates europeans and loves inuit people.
I don't know why but I found the OP funny even without the additional animation. So bizarre.
Stop eating beef and pork
Elect people who will crack the whip under the 3rd world and under domestic industry to get their shit into gear
The name of the game is no longer preventing global warming. Global warming is already here. This is now about damage control. It is practically impossible to halt a 2C rise at this point -- it would require basically every nation on Earth to enact an immediate ban on all consumption of fossil fuels by 2020.
However the point is now to try and stop it before things get really really really out of hand. The warmer the Earth gets, the faster it will get even warmer. Global warming is a giant positive feedback loop that you do not want to set in motion.
about 30 thousand years slower
>if only you knew how bad things really were
:(
Oh so we've reached the peak of the 40,000 year warming period already? I don't think so, it's going to get MUCH warmer.
It's all fun and games until the economy collapses and your neetbux stop coming in
Who exactly do you think loves the inuit in this scenario? Me? I was just shitposting. If they got wiped out in a few decades, they were already in a very precarious situation before the Europeans found out about them.
>he thinks this is a natural warming cycle
No the man who's the source for the fucking wikipedia information you just posted you stupid ass zoomer.
I know I'd be traumatized but I want to see how the bear killed it so quickly
And what's the source for the earth warming at all? Just tell me, this isn't a trick question. What's the source?
it is over already, there is no point of trying to prevent global warming, the world is actually going into a spiral of ignorance, look at all the anti vaxxers and flat earthers, we are all going to die and at the very least, when i'm about to die drowning or freezing in my last breath I will whisper
"I told you, you dumb americans piece of shit"
holy kek
t.williamsburg resident
there are so fucking many
the release of gases in the atmosphre
the deforestation
the extinction of keystone species
the PH of the ocean
the dumping of heavy metals in the soil
Isn't china the source of like 50% of the pollution? Shouldn't you be saying "Chink pieces of shit"?
He's has it by the neck when it comes up. If it does something like the pitbull shake a polar bear can probably snap it's neck with that real easy.
i would be pretty funny if they eventually found out vaccines actually do cause autism
Is she a tourist, or did she actually work with all these animals and then come back for a visit? Pretty bold to have a panther run up and pounce on you for a petting if you're a stranger.
People write down average temperature readings, you understand this don't you? You understand that we can tell how warm the earth is just by looking at the composition of the atmosphere based on these measurements, right? You aren't a retard, right?
No what's the source of the information. Who's taking the temperature of the earth, and with what? You should know this.
oh shit did he just fucking kill himself
Historically or currently? The first ones that come to mind for the former are fossils and rocks, while for the latter change in ocean temperature and weather patterns, but there's a lot in general
GIVE US YOUR MONEY, BREED WITH SHITSKINS, AND EAT INSECTS GOYIM
i read that wolves kill large prey by biting off their dicks
>You understand that we can tell how warm the earth is just by looking at the composition of the atmosphere based on these measurements, right?
That's not the source
Retards think that vaccines cause autism because autism was first distinguished from mental retardation as a separate disorder at about the same time as when vaccines first started getting popular and confuse correlation with causation, because they are retards.
Life truly is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
I don't know.
at least the chinese have the excuse of being under a dictatorship, americans are willingly ignorant
No god damnit, whos making the models for global warming right now, and who's composing the data. And how are the collecting the data?
What do they eat?
I'm going to lay down now
But the US doesn't pollute any more than any other western nation.
Here is but one of literally thousands of papers on the subject, go pretend to be smarter than you actually are somewhere else
iopscience.iop.org
people who love animals generally hate other people ive found
China's part of the Paris climate agreement is that they will try to peak their emissions by 2030. They don't have to reduce anything for the next decade. They will just try to peak in 2030. If they don't nothing will come of it. But they will get the west patting them on the back for the coming decade for "trying".
you win the golden goy award, congratulations!
*sigh* there's only one source for the earth actually warming faster than it should, and they only started collecting data in 2007. You guys make my head hurt.
chinese pollute on an order of magnitude more than any other country, fuck off apologist
imagine being an /an/ poster right now lmao
>But the US doesn't pollute any more than any other western nation.
en.wikipedia.org
USA outputs more greenhouse gases then the entire EU combined
your stupid president sadly has enormous power behind his words, when the retard says "climate chang it is not real" it starts a cascate of shit that affectsthe whole world
Didn't china specifically stop adhering to the paris bullshit and that's why the US backed out too?
i thought watching walruses succumb to the whims of gravity was a tragidy
but then i realized it was a comedy
This is true to a degree.
saw something on the bbc that showed them turning co2 into sand. p sure the problems been solved, other than what to do with the sand
Greenhouse gases don't cause global warming, water vapor does
and where did I say they are right? I just said they at least have an excuse, americans have none
good to know einstein here actually read all the articles in the google scholar in just under 3 mintues
>d-doesnt count
You wanted a source, there is ONE source. You want more sources? Check the bibliography of that paper. There are dozens of corroborating papers.
The one country that is bigger than all those other countries together produces more? Shut the front door.
>everyone just throws the sand in the ocean
>sea levels rise anyway
Why would I read articles when I know they're not sourced?
reminder to you faggots that theres ben like 2 recorded cases of a cassowary killing a human
would chain mail even work against a sharkbite? I thought it really only works against slashing attacks.
Water vapor also exits the atmosphere on it's own very rapidly whereas CO2 and methane do not, making the net impact of water vapor small in relation to those gases. Also methane is the most powerful greenhouse gas
lol
The unity of those penguins is inspiring. Too bad white people are retarded and can't see the benefits of in-group preference and strength in numbers like they do.
>cites nothing
Idiot.
fuck off cunt
Find me the source, not the 10,000 page masturbatory article about how great solar panels are
Sauce?
your so smart
>The one country that is bigger than all those other countries together produces more?
Population of USA: 300,000,000
Population of EU: 500,000,000
I thought dinosaurs were meant to be dangerous.
>When you're the jock and your nerds are getting picked on by a jock from another school
>the net impact
Oh so we're talking in frames of hundreds of millions of years now
Reminder that Planet Earth is faked. Almost all of it is CG.
Michael Winslow needs to do the sound fx.
I love the Antarctic. Instead of the fastest nimble creatures like in the jungle it's all a bunch of slow awkward motherfuckers.
Trump pulling out of the paris agreement was purely symbolic. No country actually has to do anything they pledged in that agreement. It was just a global virtue signal.
Not my fault that you are too stupid to read and understand the actual source. What I posted is the raw data and the raw compilation methods from the actual researchers. Don't bitch and moan because you got what you asked for.
does anyone give a shit about walruses?
they are polar bear food, nothing else. The polar bears are going extinct anyways so there's no reason to care about walruses
you left out the illegals
Fucking wh*te p*ople caused all the snow to melt and now the wallrusses have to fall down the mountains. s.m.h.
Yes.
Or maybe he fell in the water which broke his fall, surviving just like in the cartoons.
With a walrus dick...yikes
Yes I know, but it was also because China was no longer adhering to it.
>ask if he knows the only source for global warming
>sends me a google link
Do you want me to educate you or do you want to keep being a retarded zoomer?
You are being retarded on purpose at this point because you can't handle getting btfo. Nobody cares about water vapor as a greenhouse gas because in a month tops after entering the atmosphere it returns to the ground as rain. Carbon dioxide does not do this. It will warm the earth for as long as we do not build machines to suck it out of the air.
SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA
That's a damn shame because she was kinda cute, but she could be a real bitch instead.
How long does it take excess water vapor to exit the atmosphere and return to normal?
I sent you this Go do your reading, fag. That paper and its references are dozens of raw data sources. That's what you were being so smug about.
INJECT AEROSOL FULL OF ALLUMINUM BARIUM SALT AND STRATUM NOW user SAID SO DO IT DO IT DO IT
Even with the 40 million estimated illegals you still aren't correct.
>Yes I know, but it was also because China was no longer adhering to it.
They didn't have to adhere to anything. They could increase their emissions no questions asked until 2030 and still be in compliance with their agreement. They could burn every available gram of coal and oil in the world until 2030 and still meet their goals under this sham of an agreement.
There's only one source for the temperatures increasing and they started collecting data in 2007
Are there any American politicians who are trying to get the 3rd world to not be so shit? I'd for sure vote for them
Cheetahs are the best hunters on Earth with highest success rate.
Why should Americans care about 3rd world nations when they themselves are becoming one with open borders?
8-9 days is the average time it takes water to rain back to the surface after evaporating.
Yes that's the normal water cycle. How does the atmosphere deal with excess water vapor?
DON'T STOP
Recent history shows that we can't do it for them, they have to get their own house in order themselves.
Think of owls instead.
the whole "meat is causing global warming" is some shit tacked on by militant vegans trying to piggyback an actual crisis, fuck them. You wanna end global warming stop using petroleum and petroleum based products every day.
relax, they're slowly evolving into monkeys. these are the baby steps
This isn't caring about the 3rd world it's trying to make them not destroy the planet for everyone else.
Well then we're fucked.
This is how I know that you didn't actually read the paper since throughout the text they reference over a dozen other works with more long term data analysis since that wasnt the specific focus of their paper. Get to reading, faggot. I am not your personal search engine. Learn how to use google scholar.
nigger genocide
>This isn't caring about the 3rd world it's trying to make them not destroy the planet for everyone else.
That's exactly what Rockefellers thought when they tried the "Green Revolution". You know what we learned, they'll destroy their environment if we give them modern farm equipment.
I hope they got fed.
That's spooky
Who else here watches Kruger wildlife?
m.youtube.com
Fucking hyenas will eat you asshole first nigga
But there's only one actual source for temperatures increasing, putting a thermometer outside and saying "yup, global warming" doesn't work.
Nature depresses me to think about. It's all species going extinct, humanity destroying the environment, and the day to day action involves millions of creatures getting killed so others can survive one more day. Surely there's gotta be a better way for life to exist than this.
you cunts havent ruined spee yet
>Well then we're fucked.
Kinda. But we're kind of damned if we do, damned if we don't.
Help them, and depending on what happens, be labeled as oppressors, taking advantage of 3rd world people's labor, or see a fuckton of money go down a hole because of corruption.
Don't help them, and we look like snooty first-worlders who are trying to keep them down by not sharing technology or telling them they can't burn fossil fuels to advance, when we ourselves did so to get where we are.
Here's a hint:
>"We now think the water vapor feedback is extraordinarily strong, capable of doubling the warming due to carbon dioxide alone."
Water vapor increases itself and is twice as bad as CO2
nasa.gov
>shadman
holy fuckin planet of the walruses
You're an idiot. Aaaimilating data from a monthly record of average temperatures across the whole globe for the last 80 years is not just "sticking a thermometer out the window" in a single facility. Fuck off, retard. You are so goddamn stupid.
>We need to help people breed uncontrollably and destroy their environment
We're already doing that. We practically feed them for free.
>80 years of data collected by literally whos with a margin of error around 5-10 degrees is a credible source
Oh you're retarded.
>The existence of this massive record of publicly available worldwide data is inconvenient for my worldview so I'm just going to dismiss it because its curators aren't attention whores
Fuck off you stupid faggot retard
You do realize that we need accurate global temperatures to the 10th of a degree and you're sourcing random bumpkins with $10 thermometers, right?