Rank ‘em

he's just francis lite but dumber

Because Reese is a retard. The whole family is smart in different ways except him.

>Hal
Photographic memory.
>Lois
Always Right. Always kept the family's head above the water despite all the shit brought by her sons.
>Malcom
Booksmart, but introverted (until they fucked his character cause the producers wanted to fuck underaged aspiring actresses)
>Dewey
Both smart and artistically talented. He's a weird creep though.
>Francis
Streetsmart, but he's highly self-destructive.

Reese is just a deadbeat butcher who can cook.

Reese is a natural masterchef.

Anyone can learn this, especially someone like Dewey.

But Resse has many funny moments while, let's say, Malcom has moments that are more cringy than anything. Cringe funnies are less funny than dumb dumb funnies.

Reese was a good cook, don't downplay it.

Remember when Reese joined the army and became the perfect soldier

He literally shut down when he got deployed, and he deserted afterwards.

objectively comedy rankings
Reese > Hal = Francis > Malcolm > Dewey = Jamie > Lois
I've rewatched the series, without exaggeration, around thirty times. Dewey is consistently a shit, Lois is only good in her one episode where she's right about not being at fault for the car collision, Francis has the most highs and lows but his highs make up for the lows.

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Hal>>>Abe>Reese>Lois>Francis>Malcolm>Dewey>Stevie>Everyone Else>>>Craig

I thought the point was he didn't have to learn it. he was just good at it.
also he's a natural soldier.
>i just turned off my brain and everything became easy
I like when his sergeant is telling him to 'CHEW, CHEW, CHEW"

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Reese
Malcolm
Dewey
Hal
Francis
Lois

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I adore this episode.
>people who mop drink beer!
>people who drink beer, mop!
he's right. lois was entirely in the wrong and it was proven when she got so petty to bring Slappy the cutout to Hal's poker game to try to shame Malcolm. She's the epitome of current year 'YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE' espouser.

Bleormp

Oh my god, you just could shut your fucking mouth about this, right?

I liked the so called "alt-right" because it was kind of FUNNY, but now I have to bear with this kind of stupid argument EVERY FUCKING DAY and the worst part is that you're serious, you're not joking.

Get the fuck out of here.

no u

kill yourself

>Oh my god, you just could shut your fucking mouth about this, right?
*couldn't
no YOU kill yourself. I had that sudden rage fit because I think I've read enough opinions of how """before""" was better than """now""". Imagine reading the same shit everyday. Or the same joke.

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her>everyone

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based and Lois' feet pilled

This

jesus, what a fag