thoughts?
Thoughts?
pathetic
Yellow fever is worse than cancer.
I wish I was Sawyer.
He's making a smart play
In what way?
About what? Are they married?
It's a wake up call.
We always think we could get a beautiful girl as a gf, but if someone as decent looking as him can't, then most of us probably have no chance.
if they're happy, no worries
Beautiful girls get ruined by society, they get too much attention, no obstacles, unlimited chad dick, there is a reason most stable families the wife isn’t exactly a bombshell
based and redpilled
Was their intention to highlight his based-ness?
*AHEM*
topkek
seething white femcel
Seething femcels.
what is this from?
>white woman in the background isn't flat as a board
unrealistic
is that Pewdiepie?
Step one:
>have yellow fever
Step two:
>have awkward beta personality and have to work out and get a tan to make up for it
Step three:
>Barely manage to get a frumpy "qt azn gf" because she's mostly in healthy shape and puts up with your annoying personality enough to get by
Step four:
>Become famous
Step five:
>Struggle to fight back the tears as you have to turn down all the 10/10s throwing themselves at you, or else your wife will get half of all your shit and even more of your money when she divorces you if you cheat
Step six:
>Oh my god, hurry up! You walk so slow! We have to make the kids lunch for tomorrow! Did Darren do his homework?
>Yes dear... *remembers the tits on the last fangirl to take her shirt off in front of him*