Will disney reveal a functional Millennium Falcon tomorrow?

Will disney reveal a functional Millennium Falcon tomorrow?

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Hope they reveal a functional movie instead.

cmon be realistic

Goddamn, stick a fork in Disney, they're done.

>VR goggles pop down and suddenly you're Luke Skywalker! The pilot says we're cruising safely, but you know better! Shoot down those TIE Fighters, Luke!
my uncle works at TSA and he says we're getting this

But the anniversary of 9/11 is not for a few more months?

Air Crash Investigations episode when?

Your uncle is a gay homosexual

That comically oblivious pilot sounds like an imperial spy, I’d go straight to the cabin and slit his fucking throat

Jump to lightspeed straight into the World Trade Center

>aim for your nephew's throat, Luke!

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Savage!

>crash into the White House, Luke. Inshallah

Star Wars branded 737. Wow, it's nothing.

737 Max, hopefully

It's this shit but with United.

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probably a safety video

I see the jet is properly circumsized

If someone tried to do 9/11 today, they could just distract all the passengers with VR goggles instead of relying on box cutters.

>Crashing this plane, with no survivors
>Crashing this franchise, with no survivors

FPFBP

Remember when Star Wars was just a fun 70s movie?

>Remember when Star Wars was just a fun 70s movie?
Yeah I 'member, it was before (((them))) taking over

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DEAD

>introducing the new Boeing 666 UltraMax! Now with FOUR engines and no need for pilots! That's right, an AI based on Kathleen Kennedy's superior brain will fly you into your dreams!

It should try spinning, that's a good trick.

Probably their streaming service

nice

Are they going to roll a paying customer out of the cinema?

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oh shit.

>Luke and not Rey
555-come-on-now

Imagine if one of these goes down

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It'll be some shitty paintjob for a plane