A meteor the size of texas

>This meteor is going to kill everything on Earth. Nothing will survive, not even bacteria.
What did Abrams mean by this?

Brainlet

They explain this in the movie. In fact, they explain everything in the movie pretty fucking well, which is why Armageddon is Bay's magnum opus.

>it ain't Meateor starts playing

That not even the Jews can survive it

>*pushes meteor through a sheet of paper*

Brainlet here, could something that big even hit the earth? I feel like it would get slingshotted by gravity, or hit the moon instead or something like that

>formerly chuck rock

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>Bruce Willis gets a transcendental flashback of his life with Liv Tyler
>The Meteor doesn't get one
This movie was substantist.

yea

>Aliens invade earth
>They head straight for the USA

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>They don't land in Bumfuck, Kansas to set up their base
>They land right outside LA or New York

>serial killer on his way to my house
>doesn't get seen traveling until a week before he arrives

>in english doc!
>folds earth in half and smashes meteor through it

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If you were an advanced alien race interested in destroying Human defenses you would absolutely focus on the major sources of power which by far would be the USA and American fleets, followed by probabaly Russia and China and then everyone else.

>aliens arrive
>they start diving into the Mariana Trench and ignore us completely

>not even the Jews can survive it
he didn't say anything about the viruses though

>Meteor makes funny quip when hitting earth

I blame capeshit for that

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>landing
>not bombing everything to hell from space

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lel

How would they immediately know it's the US? China would be much more logical.

>aliens arrive
>they go straight to the reptilian elites inside the earth instead of visiting the outer surface plebs

>"people of earth, prepare to meet-eor your maker!"
>20 trillion dollar shot of a cgi meteor hitting the earth that goes on for 20 minutes
i want this ride to end

there is no meteor that big btw

youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

Prove it.

What did he mean by this retarded analogy

>they land in Mexico and then illegally cross the border to the US

what

>alien invasion somehow worse than jew domination
I'd rather take my chances with the new overlords desu

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>sounds like my ex wife!

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>a meteor the size of taxes

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>The Good, The Bad and The Meteor
fuck, I can see something in this

>Super advanced alien race that can travel across the universe in FTL crafts.

>Not capable of seeing where most of the military power is comanded from, cant see where the largest ecinomic transmitions are going to and coming from,, cant analyze air travel and shipping patterns and communications to see where most of the media and intellectual property is going to and coming from and who has the largest ecinomic draw.

You are an absolute garbage tier armchair general

>Meteor about to hit the Earth
>They show the Earth being round

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