The greatest movie of all time is an anime. How do you cope with it?

Way better anime movie coming through.

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>No Criterion release

Truth

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dont need to cope if I think the same thing m8

based. i cried

we need more high budget movies with a loli main protagonist

Pleb shit. Movies don't need a retarded romance in them.

Spirited Away is the premier Miyazaki kino.

No, that would be Boku No Pico.

I think Vampire Hunter D(1985) is better. Bloodlust has better animation, but the story is really weak.

Meanwhile Yea Forums watches capeshit.

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Joe Hisaishi is easily as important to Ghibli films as Miyazaki.

>pleb shit
>Picks the most pleb Ghibli film

Joe Hisaishi in Budokan was a great documentary/concert film, I recommend you watch it all. I'm still sad Hisaishi and Kitano get mad at each other and never work together again since Dolls, those also were great scores.

People don't even care about Ghibli's movies, they just pick one at random and then "defend" it in these threads by insisting it's the best and all the others suck.

Utterly based. I would argue that Hisaishi is the best movie score composer alive and possibly of all time. I know thats a wild claim but he's just that good

Best Kon.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bCM3clq-_c0

don't even try to compare that boring japan-did-nothing-wrong shit to the absolutely visually and morally perfect jewel that is Mononoke

>not posting best theme for best girl
youtube.com/watch?v=B51bLBdUt3w

Porco is Ghibli's best because of it's halcyon Adriatic setting and themes of honour, passing, and unrequited love. Really stuck a cord with me anyway

Naussica is the best ghibli kino.

his piano pieces are utterly amazing, i often listen to them while at work

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this version is good but personally i prefer this one: youtube.com/watch?v=VMqJUndgmPA

also: youtube.com/watch?v=FQx4cEwKD5E

Most kino weebmovie coming through.

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>but the story is really weak.
as opposed to barely any in the original?

*AHEM*
*COF COF COF COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

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they are all good desu

>NATURE GOOD INDUSTRY BAD!!!
>Morally perfect
Stop embarrassing yourself

Ghibli films without Hisaishi would be like a Star Wars film without Williams.

Anime is literally the capeshit of Japan. If you think anime is anything more than crowdpleaser garbage, you are subhuman.

Mononoke is the best because it's one of the few films to portray no one as an outright villain, with every faction being sympathetic and right about their predicaments.

80's kino coming through.

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t. brainlet

Criminally overlooked, in my top 5 Ghibli films for sure.

He killed millions

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>NATURE GOOD INDUSTRY BAD!!!
That's not what the story is about.

You are literally saying that because you've only ever heard of battle shounen, which I guess could be broadly described as the capeshit of Japan.

Very nice. Here; have the second best: youtube.com/watch?v=T1Ewf_yKthc

Best manga too

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It's a very classic story, works well. The Bloodlust story is weak, because D isn't really that involved. The whole thing is just a misunderstanding and they're all just going to die so none of it mattered. In the original D came and saved the day.

>You are literally saying that because you've only ever heard of battle shounen

Nope, all other anime ar just as garbage as shounen. It's literally the same intellectual level. At least shounen tries to be fun while garbage anime like Evangelion and Ghibli pretends to be more than that. It's not. It's just as bad, with the added weight of being pretentious.

i listen to all his stuff all the time. he's a true master

You are literally extrapolating this purely from battle shounen. By the same logic if capeshit is bad then all American movies are bad because all American movies are like capeshit. Anime is a hugely varied media and something like The Wind Rises is nothing at all like Naruto or whatever you're basing this on:

youtube.com/watch?v=PhHoCnRg1Yw

this movie pisses me off how good it is

Blue Balls the anime.

>You are literally extrapolating this purely from battle shounen
Untrue. You're a weebfaggot in denial.

>By the same logic if capeshit is bad then all American movies are bad because all American movies are like capeshit.
Also untrue. All movies that followed capeshit are bad, most movies that preceded capeshit are good.

>The Wind Rises is nothing at all like Naruto or whatever you're basing this on:
They're both still garbage, full of 1 dimensional characters and garbage voice acting.

You're right

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this has to be one of the most over rated pieces of shit I've ever been dragged into watching. its fucking inuyasha tier garbage.

I made my parents watch this movie back then
My mom was completely indifferent to it
It became one of my dad favorite movie of all time, made me rewatch it with him two weeks ago
How can we explain this friends?

"No"

Not so fast.

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Try again

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MACHINE HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>Women can't appreciate anything beyond superhero movies and comedies
Not hard to explain

>never watched mononoke
>never watched inuyasha

Your mom´s a hard-hearted ho and probably cheating on your poor based AF dad.

You are talking complete nonsense based on practically no information or experience, and already have to resort to the equally nonsensical weeb accusation because you have no arguments, only irrational anger at something you barely have any comprehension of. You guys should just formally turn this bizarro anime-bashing shit into a religion already, because that's what it practically is.

I watched inuyasha when I was kid because they fucking cut Dragonball Z and replaced it with that, so I used to watching cartoons at that time. holy fuck what a steaming pile of shit, if anime had chick flicks, inuyasha would be in the top 3. then I had to watch monoke because some girl wanted to watch it, these are just garbage girl cartoons.

This makes no sense and you should consider taking anti-psychotics.

>practically no information or experience

I used to watch anime for like 5 years until I realised how dumb and same it all was. You should wake up from your delusion. You're literally as simple minded as Marvelfags.

seems like you're having a seizure

>until I realised how dumb and same it all was
Because all you ever watched was battle shounen, and even though I'm trying to tell you that there's other kinds of anime you aren't listening.

makes perfect sense, DBZ played on tv after school and we watched that, after a few years it got replaced with inuyasha so we tried watching that.

This, but unironically.

Best anime movie is MIND GAME tho

That isn't even the best Nausicaa manga.

I showed my dad Mononoke on VHS and all he did was ask why the characters didn't look "Oriental"

So, Miyazaki movies are battle shounen? Because I watched all of them and they're all shallow boring samey shit.

Pretty sure A Clockwork Orange is live-action.

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I never said they are battle shounen, and no you very clearly have not watched them. People can tell that you are bullshitting so don't bother. That you have to so blatantly lie about your experiences just reveals how totally irrational you are.

What did you mean by this?

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I watched Nausicaa, Totoro, Castle in the Sky, Mononoke, Spirited away and Ponyo and they were all garbage. Stop living in your delusional perfect fantasy world. Japan is just as shit as the rest of the world. You're living up other people's asses at this point, not even your own. You're garbage.

Do you seriously think you're going to fool me?

>Japan is just as shit as the rest of the world. You're living up other people's asses at this point, not even your own. You're garbage.
Where the fuck is this drivel even coming from? You are insane.

Only comfy to rewatch it desu. First time I watched it I was constantly on the edge of my sit waiting for a disaster or some sordid shit to happen

I unironically started to watch anime despite my previous disgust towards genre as a whole. How do I stop, anons?

Oh you know exactly what I mean by this.

You're giving a free pass to these shitty manchild movies because they're coming from a different country that you grew up in. They're just as childish as capeshit and you're just as cringe for watching them as basedboys in the west are for watching Marvel garbage.

You have bad taste. All of Miyazaki’s movies are boring.

It's not a genre and you've been bamboozled into being disgusted at it for no reason.

You have no idea whatsoever what these "shitty manchild movies" even are because you've never seen them and know nothing of them. You are seriously mentally ill.

I do but I'm still going to pretend I don't.

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>You have no idea whatsoever what these "shitty manchild movies" even are because you've never seen them and know nothing of them. You are seriously mentally ill.

Stage 1 dude. Don't worry, you'll get to acceptance in a few years.

fuck off cunt. go in another thread if you don't like Ghibli

Just so long as we're on the same page.

BUGG'D

Hurt your fragile weebshit suckling ego? Are you really this fucking beta? Have you been consuming too much söy sauce with your sushi you cuckfaggot weeb?

You are projecting and I am not joking when I say you are mentally ill. You barely know what anime is yet you're raging against it like it killed your family and arguing about it like it was going to determine the next election. You are ranting and raving like a complete fucking nutjob.

This is totally fucking grade-A crazy: You belong in an institution.

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Jesus christ, weeb, you're fucking fragile. Is this literally the first time you've interacted with human beings? Outside of Yea Forums I mean.

>Nausicaa, Totoro, Castle in the Sky, Mononoke, Spirited away and Ponyo and they were all garbage

This is nothing to do with my ego you've just got straight up and down dogwank taste. eat shit edgekid no one likes you. I'm sure your copy of the dark knight rises won't wear out completely if you watch it just one more time

I hope you get some kind of treatment before you snap and shoot up an anime convention or something.

You know you can go back to your Yea Forums hugbox with all the other manchildren if you can't handle people disliking thegarbage that you watch.

I'm not Yea Forums i'm Yea Forums telling you that your taste is compete and gash. no need to be so assblasted other people don't dislike ghibli films

Just like people aren't allowed to burn garbage, I'm not allowed to cleanse weebshit like you, and I respect that law. Not like your kind will ever get to reproduce.

My taste in actual movies is impeccable. You can continue to watch your bug-eyed one dimensional scream filled child magnet marketing stunts as much as you'd liked.

At first I've seen Paprika and Perfect blue becaue I wanted to see what's so inspiring about these to Hollywood directors who copied scenes and the whole themes from these. It was pretty great. Paprika has an interesting idea and pretty visuals, but pretty bad execution and retarded twist. Perfect blue was really great.
Then I've noticed Your name and it was gorgeous.
Then I unironically started watching some romcoms and have seen like 7-9 titles already.
I'm wasting my eveinings on these instead of visiting pub to meet some harlot. I don't want to lose my life. I want to be normal again. I don't want to turn into weeb or some shit. I want to go back to drinking, visiting gym and meeting new people. Please anons, how do I stop watching anime and visiting this dump?

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I just finished watching this and it was amazing. The ending feels a little rushed, though, which makes Totoro my favourite Ghibli movie.

you cant

>anime is one thing

>My taste in actual movies is impeccable. You can continue to watch your bug-eyed one dimensional scream filled child magnet marketing stunts as much as you'd liked.

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>not a single mention of Redline

Am glad that someone else found Paprika to be completely mediocre. Yes, I got it. No, it's not original or entertaining.

Perfect Blue was much better. It's an interesting, engrossing story first and foremost, and then however many levels of kino you want to go afterwards.

It's definitely my favorite too. The story isn't as good as others but had the perfect balance of childish and realistic.
Both my parents loved it, as with any Miyazaki movie.
But yeah my mom is always into the cute characters and whatnot, while my dad and I always talk about those fantasy planes and shit. It's always fun to watch these with them.

Stop sleeping on Ponyo

how do you mean?

For me, it's Howl's Moving Castle

This is no different than saying fight club is the greatest film of all time
get some fucking taste imd/v/

youtube.com/watch?v=6IUHODdxjFE
Trust me, I'm not

>The fight against Curtis ends
>The Italian Air Force is coming, quick let's bail
>Let's lose them, Curtis
>Then, Porco Rosso was never seen again

It feels rather rushed, I guess he died in the battle.
I almost teared up when he turned back to his human form, though.

Yeah Porco Rosso is arguablely a better story because it is a "build up to the big battle to defeat villain who will destroy" but more of a tale of a simple matter of honour. The Italian Air Force don't even really register as worth noting because they are men of no honour. I don't think Porco Dies there desu, i certainly never felt that implication. Here's someone elses good analysis:

youtube.com/watch?v=caHdtfGIKac

*is NOT a "build up to the big battle to deafeat villain who will destroy" sorry

Have you been to his hideout?

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close, but that's not EoE

>The greatest movie of all time is an anime
The good the bad and the ugly isn't an anime, fucking weeb

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that looks pretty dope but is it just swarmed with tourists like all the over beautiful spots on the planet these days?

Yes, it's a touristy place, but I guess it doesn't get that crowded as the only way to reach it is by boat.

anybody else choke up at the end over the catharsis of their victory and the kiss with the credits music

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apply yourself, OP

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perfect blue is over-rated. Its been a while though.
More importantly, I don't understand why you can't do both. Seems more like a personal problem than anything inherent to anime
The fact that you used harlot probably means your not exactly the highest on the social ladder anyway

I mean it was a visual and atmospheric masterpiece, but the nearly non-existant plot is a minus for a lot of people.

Pic unrelated?

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based and redpilled

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I'm going to watch Mononoke at Alamo Drafthouse this month.

>“Even in the Indiana Jones movies, there is a white guy who, ‘bang,’ shoots people, right? Japanese people who go along and enjoy with that are unbelievably embarrassing. You are the ones that, ‘bang,’ get shot. Watching [those movies] without any self-awareness is unbelievable. There’s no pride, no historical perspective. You don’t know how you are viewed by a country like America.”

JAPANU DIDU NUTTINGU WRONGU

what's this?

Not even the best Leone film

It's a boring and pretentious flick called Angel's Egg.

Why cope?
Embrace it, and hope that one day you too can be fed mouth to mouth with chewed up dry beef in a forest.

first anime I've ever watched

thx bro, boring and pretentious is right in my wheelhouse.

The movie was seriously cliched, but it managed to do so in a way that wasn't irritating and let me just focus on how gorgeous the whole thing was.

Would recommend.

love this one

I can't stand anime; I think it's 99% retarded
but the ghibli films are different; they're very high-quality and written by a guy who apparently doesn't like anime either

girls always like inuyasha for some reason, it's weird
and full metal alchemist

>implying that this insanely boring piece of feminist/environmentalist bullshit is the greatest film ever made

Actually kill yourself.

you're clearly in pain, why dont you kill yourself?

i do like it a lot
kinda blew me away as a child

it's in my top 5 of all time, but it's not the best ever
best animated, sure

Because I enjoy things that aren’t shit.

>industrialization bad, nature good
wow so deep

Why was the industrial civilization matriarchal? What did they mean by this?

what do you enjoy, user?

Eh, I prefer western animation. Ghibli is nowhere near Pixar at their best.

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Excuse me pleb but I'd like you off my board.

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Not shitty anime.

Fucking yikes.

Is this accurate?

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what DO you like

>japan ends up bombing an abandoned meaningless airbase before declaring war officially because american officials pretended they didn't got the war declaration in time
>"haha let's drop two atom bombs on their civilians but as a joke haha"
Why are americans only patriotic with WWII when they were obviously the bad guys?

Actual art

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I think EoE is Kino.

Because of what they did to our boy.

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>EoE
>not kino
other than the obvious bait, yeah this is pretty accurate

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What's the name of this Nausicaa hentai?

Oh yeah.
Totally proportional response.

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Miyazaki was supposed to make a sequel of Porco Rosso for 2020, instead he's doing some propaganda shit for the Olympics with the story of a japanese guy and his family.
Maybe he's doing it to get goverment money so he can fun Porco Rosso 2

>films
>art
my sides, bet you went to film school as well

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Koreeda is so good haven't found any of his movies being less than a 7/10 yet

it is though mongoloid. the average Japanese soldier had proved himself a sadist, a rapist, and prepared to commit the most barbaric atrocities at whim all across Asia. Prior to attacking WW2 the Japs had rampaged across China murderizing the chinks with careless brutality and not only that, they would openly report that sort of thing in the news. The west could have dropped 3 Nukes on the japs and if it would have saved even one 1 allied soldiers life then it was worth it.

>Alice 1988
based

What are some >japanese """""animation""""" webms

Underrated