Times you acted like the female Joker

>Hooking up with hot rich guy
>Asks me if I'm on the pill
>Say yes
>I'm not

HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE

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> Have STD
> Hooked up with 2/10 chick
> Ask her if she is on the pill
> She says no
> Laughing internally as i plow her, spreading my corrupted seed
> Years later after getting my STD sorted
> Go onto Yea Forums
> See this thread by user
> Realise that user may be the 2/10

>tell an incel that I like him
>I actually don't
>later laugh about that with my chad boyfriend
TWISTED

What the hell is the female joker?

>marry a 4/10 loser for beta bux
>cheat on him with chad

SOMEBODY STOP ME

Harley Quinn.

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Depends on the World we're talking about. In some, it's Bruce's mom.

>making out with my hot rich boyfriend
>he asks me if i'm off my period yet
>Say yes
>He fucks me and gets blood all over his dick and hands

ANNIE ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK

is this a new meme? or is a veronica mutation?

>mom says not to use her expensive shampoo
>get a shower
>use a little bit of her shampoo anyway
HEY, YOU'RE A CRAZY BITCH

>Fart while with mixed company
>blame on one of the guys
>If he goes with it, I fuck him

Have you ever fucked with the devil in the pale moon light?

>wait until 11:48pm to text "Heyyyy sorry I was busy at work lol. I can't today but I definetaly will next time ;)"
>never speak to them again

CALL 911

>exclusively ship lesbian pairings
>write tons of yuri fics
>flirt with and only have sex with girls
>I'm actually straight and love dick

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Found the incel LARP thread

>text bf
>intentionally break my text into 5 separate text and send with 30 second gaps inbetween

AND I"LL WRITE YOUR NAME

The left can't meme

>Ask step dad to pay for my wedding
>He's been there for me my entire life
>Real dad left when I was younger
>Wedding day
>Have biological father walk me down the isle
>Thanks for the wedding step dad

Blood blood blood pump mud through my viens

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>>intentionally break my text into 5 separate text and send with 30 second gaps inbetween

Fuck off

damn

>bf asks where I want to eat dinner
>he lists 3 places, one is my favorite
>he gives up asking and picks one at random
>it's not the right one
>withhold sex that night even though the food was great

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>Be Female Joker
>Have a period
>Act like a complete psychopath for days and days before its finally time to bleed
>Have actual period and act like a fucking hysterical bitch the whole time
>Bleed out for a whole week but don't die
>When pussy is dry again pretend to be normal for a couple of weeks until it's time to bleed once again
>The Joker is Wild