Which real world event would you turn into a movie if you had $400 million?

Which real world event would you turn into a movie if you had $400 million?

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holocaust

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>real world

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The image of the Challenger smoke trails splitting off is one of the most 'iconic' (there must be a better word) from my childhood. There's a good programme about it, with William Hurt.

>black screen for 2 hours

Would it be kino?

Would you add the rollercoaster scene?

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me farting

Would make a non-PC, unbiased movie about following some German soldier, during the Battle of the Bulge.

This I would have it shot as heavy anti Communist propaganda.i would have Takeshi Kitano play the commie and have Takashi Miike direct it and tell him to make it as weird as he wants.

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>trans
fuck off, faggot freak

Henry Kissinger, and his history of being a war criminal.

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>On October 16, 2004, in Warsaw, Poland, porn actress Lisa Sparks (Lisa Sparxxx in 2004) set a new world record for having sex with the most men in a single day. She achieved this record by having sex with 919 men over a period of 12 hours. That would mean she spent only 45 seconds having sex with each man, which is about 13.5 seconds longer than is often necessary. Just imagine how many men she could have conquered had she persisted over a full 24 hour period. But she still failed to set the orgasm record.

9/11 2: 9/12

Based and extremely redpilled

Gilgamesh and the city of Uruk.

columbia was more wicked, raining pieces all over texas

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Waste of time because it already exists and it's really good. The correct answer is historically accurate miniseries about Terra Nova Expedition.

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my $399,999,500 dollar orgy, it would be a documentary

>ends with him receving the nobel peace price and the music builds and sores over the sound of applause and bombs xploding in the distance
kino

I mean Warhol filmed a guys ass for 90 minutes and that's considered art, so that could work

Sex Cult:The Movie
or
Fappening:The Movie

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>Directed by Zack Snyder

is that a shockwave when he collides or something. did he hate that commie that much

Has there ever been a movie about jonestown massacre?

remember there being some sort of psa to not be near any of the wreckage

Happening 2; The Fappening

The murder of Rasputin, Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes style dark fantasy, Tarsem Singh directing.

Anime is real in Japan. It's how stuff works there.

Nippon steel goes mach 7 when you trust it

shitload of docs for sure

fuck the real world
we need actual capekino for a change

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have sex

This but actually good

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Donner Party. Without a doubt the most brutal shit I've ever fucking read. The cannibalism is actually the boring part.

Creation of the federal reserve

Cleveland Torso Murders. Directed by David Fincher. Similar format to Zodiac, but with a more noir-style element to it.

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Battle of Vienna 1683

Starring Mel Gibson Vince Vaughn and Polish/Austrian people

It set off a halo of light from the emperor because Japan was saved.

Think it was probably just a camera flash.

I thought he had a gun too, just in case he needed to double-tap the commie

Fourth Crusade

Battle of Jutland.

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Cast Chevy Chase in it.

The fall of Constantinople

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barbary pirate raids on european coasts, or a movie about hayreddin barbarosa.

The holocaust, or more realistically the violent rounding up if dissidents into ghettos, their internment into prisoner slave camps, and the starvation from losing the war.

Battle of Castle Itter
Biopic of Victor Jara
Start of the Situationist International ending with the 1968 Paris Riots

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Thirty years war
Would work better as a miniseries though, I suppose

Unironically 9/11

I know a lot about the Battalion chiefs and what they did on that day, plus the event in Lower Manhatta from start to finish was 101 minutes. It would be unadulterated kino, with you literally reliving the event. Its too kino for this world.

9/11, but done like "Tora, Tora, Tora" and showing both sides gearing up for the big event.

Stuff like Mossad training the hijackers, who are all hand-picked Saudi agents, and Lucky Larry taking out his insurance policy while Israelis wire the towers with demolition charges, along with the obvious pilots, passengers, cops, office workers, and firefighters.

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The birth of my wife

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This, or Guadalcanal.

A close second would be a biopic of Admiral Nelson that if done right would be like Amadeus, Barry Lyndon, and Master and Commander thrown into a blender.

This, only it's an action-comedy starring Vince Vaughan as Marvin Heemeyer and Owen Wilson as the passive-aggressive town insider that he got into his land disagreement with.

Jekyll Island

The brief habitation of Clipperton Island. It's BEGGING to be made into a spicy thriller but no one has ever touched it.

-Turn-of-the-century-ish: France and Mexico fight over Clipperton, French start a colony there, doing some small industry. France wins dispute.
-Mexico forgets to check up on the colony because, y'know, they're Mexicans after all
-Some sort of malnutrition/scurvy/affliction kills off the colony's entire male population, except for one guy, who promptly declares himself king and starts a rape train going on all the surviving women/girls
-this continues for months until the women finally get fed up and kill his ass, in particular one teenage/early 20s type brains him with a rock
-the women finally get rescued, and it's turn-of-the-century so the men on the ship's crew, basically understanding what happened, white-knight for the women, not letting authorities know that a killing occurred.

With Chevy Chase

A Mel Gibson-helmed semi-sequel to Apocalypto about the Spaniards and the eternal lifhi of the Jesus Christ triumphing over the godless savagery of the Aztecs.

That, or a film about the fall of Constantinople and the (((Venetian))) treachery that allowed it to take place.

Yea I've seen a bunch of docs but would like to see a scripted film depicting it.

One with Powers Boothe as Jim Jones

Which movie would you turn into a real world event if you had $400 million?

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Germanwings Flight 9525

Starring Chevy Chase

>christcucks

A found footage film called The Sacrament which is loosely based on it.

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The Mountain Meadows Massacre

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the backstory behind m00t selling us to hiro

He activated his shield barrier a second too late

My would be Stalin killing greedy wrecker kulaks.

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Caesar's campaign in Gaul, focusing on the siege of Alesia.

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