What changes do you think we'll see in the Halo tv show?

What a shocker!!

>Halo TV series
I'll believe it when I see it. That shit's been in development hell for years.

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Captain Keyes played by Idris Elba

>Halo is already diverse
>U DA MASTA CHEF NOW

OHHH MASSA CHIEF YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRRRT

Cortana played by Idris Elba

If Jon Graham isn't writing this then why bother?

The spartan is now the amazon and its a 7 foot tall woman

>Master Chief black
>Sarge has interracial relationship with white, blonde female marine
>Cortana is a sassy black woman
>Covenant is all white men

>making a game out of an fps
>it's not Bioshock
Yo what the fuck.

The Forerunners are white

Halo... more like GAYLO

>retcons make master chief black

Unsurprising

>Sgt. Johnson is still black.
>Arbiter is wise old Chinese sage

AYO THIS IS MC JOHN

>not a de-radicalized Muslim who fights for neoliberalism now

Master Chief = gay transgender crippled black man in a wheelchair

It's like their goal is not to make money, but something else entirely.
What could that be?

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To please those who fear the samurai.

Seriously, if that's what they're gonna do then they might as well do it right, I'd kill to see Penny Johnson Jerald as Dr. Halsey/Cortana. For Cortana they can just de-age her with CGI, they wouldn't even need a body double.

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>ayo bruh, we finna gotta stop the covenant advance

>Masta Thief

>Halo TV Series
So Aliens the TV Series?

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Nasty

Fuck off faggot, go play your dead franchises that halo made irrelevant.

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Then why fucking make it?

Gay Kang Chief

The cool black general guy will still be black, but now the captain and his daughter also will be.

>SPACE BELONGS TO WH*TE PEOPLE, right guys?

Unironically yes.

halo 1 best, most skillful game

WTF I want to donate $200 to him right now!

>go play your dead franchises
>He thinks Halo still alive

why do they bother?

You know (((why))).

Mcc is releaseing for pc later this year

The Flood will be 100% white men, the covenant will all be white women

>Black Master Chief
>Cortana now white light instead of blue
>countless white marines die
>gay couple marines survive everything
>hyper competent black female OC marine possibly with energy sword
>Brutes are misunderstood good guys
>first major mission is to defend an obvious Zion proxy city

maintaining the integrity of main characters is sort of important to translating interest across media platforms

it's stupid to make drastic changes to the makeup of their character, you may as well cancel your project

Joan 117

Good lord her figure is amazing.Especially for her age.

prophets will be white men all humans will be black or mixed race

damn used to play that game all the time, back when i had a lot of hair lol

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WHY
WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS
WHY MUST
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
MEDIA HAVE A RACIAL AGENDA
WHY

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>Señor, permiso para salir de la estación espacial.
>For what reason, Master Chief?
>Quiero devolver al Covenant su bomba.

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if it looks anything like the old halo 3/odst trailer
they can make the chief a tranny for all I care
youtu.be/wjamhIPVvnI
cant tell me this isn't kino

I'm just tired.... So damn tired.... Can they just go back to paying middle aged women outrageous sums of money to film their shitty little "youth literature"? Oh no, those stopped making money, fucking HACKS.

Don’t be retarded. He will be Asian.

Fuck you! I spit coffee all over my keyboard.

yes we haveso much to be grateful for like
regenerating health and two weapon limit
boy am i glad those old fps like soldier of fortune are dead and gone we keep getting the same 3 CoD games every year
thanks halo!

heres your captain keyes

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I live in London and spend a good amount of time around blacks and they are no different to anyone else, everyone should take their racist stereotypes and fuck off back to /pol/, your not wanted here.

May as well turn this show into Mass Effect while we're at it.

The worst part is the audience they're going for doesn't consider pandering a negative. They don't care about quality at all as long as it checks all the inclusivity boxes.

Just make it a sitcom about Arby and the Chief.

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Halo 4 legendary ending
youtu.be/KPmBT08zcc4
Master cheif is white

You mean Lord Hood, right? Or is that too on the nose for a negro recast?

Based. Halo zoomers btfo.

Who is transitioning into a non binary faggot.

I don't really care about Halo but every time they do this the end result is trash that tries to pander to everyone and in the end nobody likes it.

>We need someone to voice a soldier.
>He's leading a platoon sir

How's that Paki cock, Russell,

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Uhhh but what if Arbiter is also in it?

He is more gray than white, his skin has never seen the sun...

>literally crying because the game was too good
go back to your early access and indie garbage, faggot

Massachief

Bring back best girl!

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A Bioshock movie was attempted at one point but was abandoned because the studio wouldn't approve it with the R rating and budget it needed.

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Here's your Cortana, bro.

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Why the fuck do they always have to change everything?

Why? Arby and the Chief already is that

You look like a nice person.

>white Xbox One S controller

That pic is only 2 years old at most

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MORE CONCERNED WITH SHOWTIME, AND THEIR TV BUDGET

SHOULDA JUST GIVEN BLOMKAMP A 100MILLYO MOVIE BUDGET

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You look like Sneed.

>What changes do you think we'll see in the Halo tv show?
instead of staying locked in his armor and never seeing his face, he wont put it on untill it's time for the big battle, otherwise we willse his face and he will have about 20 wardrobe changes.
BECAUSE FUCK THE SOURCE MATERIAL

Speaking of Arby and the Chief...
youtube.com/watch?v=VrVwV-XcLjw

>Masta Keef

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Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally protect the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is melee another Grunt in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideology in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her corruption and shimmering blue skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking disappointing before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's breaking out on her glowing blue cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to construct and refine in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your future UNSC career over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.

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Melissa Chief.

This is what Cortana should look like. Anything else will be shit.

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WYLEN OUT NIGGA HE WYLIN

yeah brah friggin halo rulez!!!
xXx420grimreaperxXx agrees with you

>Main characters consist of a tough black sergeant, a white female commander, a blue (ethnically white because she's based on the female commander's mother's brain) female AI, and a silent white supersoldier who's skin we never see, and an alien voiced by a black man
>This isn't diverse enough

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Niggers gays and woman

>xXx420grimreaperxXx

Very few of these people are on Xbox or Halo now, they're the normies who migrated over to PS4

Fixed.

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Yup
Niggers.
LOTS of niggers and faggets and hos.

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One of the positives about 343's last two Halo games is that Chief is a lot less silent, more of a real character

>Sarge has interracial relationship with white, blonde female marine
user... I

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Based.

Master Chef is a strong independent transgendered black woman who don't need no white man, mmmmhmm.

I'm pretty sure she was black too.

The writing was too shit for Chief having feelings to do anything meaningful, all we got was: Chief gets mad at his asshole commander, Chief gets sad about Cortana, Chief gets mad and goes after Cortana even though he's not supposed to, Chief gets sad about Cortana again. The End.

>Ia openda fortuna cookie fo de covenan an id say id nod der rucky daaaay
>dry wan du steel ancient chinese secwet bu we no gunna give i du dem, wad we gunna give dem is a hot wok and noodles and we gunna fly dem rike lice
>AMAI LIGHT MALINES
>uuuuuh-huh dan light I am, nao moveh op doubr taimuh

HAHAHAHA

TOP MASTERCHEF

CASTING, NICE N SJW

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MOOOOT

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Should be played by MEW or just be entirely CGI

Didn't they already do a Halo show?

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They've sort of done two, Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn and Halo Nightfall.
Both were intended more to promote new games than to be decent shows on their own.

Both are kind of shit and very low budget. Forward Unto Dawn gives Chief a different voice, even though his face isn't shown and it could have been dubbed over

no its way older, here's a pic of me now

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>I'm putting together a team...we call it the H.U.M.A.N.Z.E.E. initiative

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What is Hollywood's obsession with making ginger characters black?

Dawn is still leagues better than Nightfall

>MFW NO REACH MOVIE
youtube.com/watch?v=JMYrKTU8Hmc

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Most people who played CE when it came out are like 35 now

Whoot?

It's Kelly, Fred, and Linda (maybe Sam) being retconned into different races. Maybe not all three but at least two, calling it now

To make suburban white people think blacks are civilized.

I'm calling it now

>Cortana is mixed, maybe Latina, definitely flat chested
>Keyes is black, Miranda is mixed (black)
>Johnson won't be replaced, but there will be a new badass white female marine who repeatedly saves Chief's ass
>Hood has to stay white because he's painted as the guy who failed to defend Earth and destroyed Africa to cover up his failure

>female spartans

not like the new edition of halo didn't already turn into some kind of manlet Filipino

>2001
yeah, no shit

Female Spartans have always been there in the fiction, and physical gender differences don't matter much considering the armor and augmentations

>GETS REKT
>MAN FINISHES THE JOB
BASED

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If you missed out on Halo CE LAN games with your buddies, you really missed out on something. Same with Halo 3 in middle/high school staying up all night etc. There has not and will never be anything like it

why couldn't people stop being born after 1990?

>not posting the extended version
youtu.be/yMMDlxYX6WQ

>halo will now be lightish red instead of green
Ruined

Queen Latifa as Cortana

>SHEEEIT CHIEF, WE FINNA DAB ON THESE COVENANT NIGGAS DAS RYT

>tfw you will never feel the raw youthful excitement of September 2007 again
Halo 3 was so hype

Obligatory we wuz Spartans n sheeit

why can't I find a torrent of Halo 5?

>this is what xbots ACTUALLY believe

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