First Look At CHARLIE'S ANGELS

A though Angels are pure cheeze.

Kristen Stewart as Sabina Wilson, described as "the hard-partying, highly skilled wildcard of the team."

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Ella Balinska as Jane Kano, described as an "ex-MI6 and the muscle of the group", and Noah Centineo as her love interest Langston.

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>3 screenwriters

its gonna be a mess

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Naomi Scott as Elena Houghlin, described as an "MIT-trained scientist who serves as the heart of the team". She'll apparently be an everywoman character who gets recruited into the Angels and serves as the audience's surrogate.

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why must they hamfist black people into everything. angels were 2 whites and 1 asian.

>no lucy lui or any cute asian girl

Whats the fucking point?

I don't care about that. Why aren't they attractive?

yeah that got a based and chuckle from me.

Elizabeth Banks as Bosley. Apparently, "Bosley" is now a rank within Charlie's organization. Banks is Stewart's character's Bosley, and Patrick Stewart and Dijimon Hounson are playing the other girls' Bosleys.

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At least they're pretty.

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>MIT trained scientist
>but also heart of the team
>but also everyman audience surrogate
Sounds like a mess of character archetypes, at least the she's a cute poo in loo

They had to make one of them a lesbian. They just couldn't help themselves.

The team assembled.

Sony is apparently pretty happy with test-screenings and is already planning sequels.

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they look more like live action Totally Spies tbqh

Are they taking this in a serious route? Because Charlie's Angels was supposed to be campy and fun.

>Height 5' 10" (1,78 m)

That's a big girl

>Elizabeth Banks AND Kristen Stewart
I'm there day 1

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>Clover
>Ever having that dyke haircut
I don't think so senpai

Lame at least the orginal movies were good fap material and self aware.

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>old hag and a manhating junkie dyke
great taste there, chump

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>Elizabeth banks
The hot one?

what are they even looking at? the sand is literally blocking their vision

or maybe Charlie's an ant in this one and they'd just lost him

When will they learn

>woman
>muscle of the group

I can't even jerk off to this.

Resting Bitch Face the movie

>Prime Barrymore tatas
>Semi-Prime Diaz face
>Prime Lucy Liu body

This new ugly dykes stand no chance

the ONLY question is:

chain gang scene with kstew?

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Get the fuck outta here Totally Spies was kino.

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Wow look at thier muscle tone. They sure did put in the work

it's okay if you're just discovering yourself, hormones can be tricky to deal with, but one day you'll learn to appreciate beautiful women

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Bangin' on a trashcan
Drummin' on a streetlight

Nah bro you just got shit taste.

Kristen Stewart looks like such a hard partyer in this shot. I bet she doesn’t give a fuck! Yas!

of course, no flaws black character

Damn I thought K.Stew was better than shit like this.

Guess Aladdin and Power Rangers didn't open big doors for her.

she's directing this

Nope, it's described as an action/comedy movie.

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>of the group
>reading comprehension

Why are there 3 Bosleys? The original movies weren't great but this sounds like a totally needless mess of a movie.

>orginal

Test screeners we’re saying it was more serious than they thought it would be and I know when they hired kstew she only signed on because it was a more dramatic role

>planning sequels
This is just marketing nonsense. They say this kind of thing to drum up interest to compel people to think they need to be there from the beginning. This shit will bomb and won't get any sequels. Unless the budget is non-existent.

Yeah, she was hot two decades ago.

redditor detected

I know english probably isn’t your first language so I’ll give you a pass. “Apparently, "Bosley" is now a rank within Charlie's organization.“

Yeah since when has Sony ever jumped the gun on planning sequels?

why did they take the asian out?

>with tits
But user, the people in the pic have no tits

Thanks, I can read. Why does each person need a Bosley when before it was just one Bosley? Why are you making me repeat myself?

Wait, if this is a sequel, how is Charlie still alive? Dude was already kinda' old in the 70's.

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this is like a parody of a Hollywood remake

Charlies angels have never been good its been a mess from the start, it used to be something for men to jerk off to. This movie will flop hard in this modern time.

was he /ourguy/?

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Yeah, unlike all those other excellently crafted television show based movies

Why not an all-male Charlie's Angels? I guess it's only okay to change the characters when they're white guys.

This is correct.

dont know how they found a way to make kstew character so fucking lame
she looks like a hipster

Yes both in those movies and real life.

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damn user! what a hot take! maybe you should post this on twitter for an epic win!

I mean I'm still waiting for the all-male Golden Girls

I wouldn't have sex with any of these girls but I would have sex with all of these girls.

The totally spies girls were prettier than these cunts.

that's only 50 years user

>why don’t they have a WHITE history month?!

I already posted it and got banned for it, kind user.

whoa, you're right, there aren't enough movies about male spies with a comedic tone

So much this. I'm mean duh, literally every month is white history month. Now pardon me while I rage about a white high school boy smiling.

All male gritty reboot of MEAN GIRLS when?

>K-Stew

I'm disappointed she's in this, but l'll still watch because of her.2

They recognized that asian women are superior and don't need representation.

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Agreed, and the tip-toppest of epic keks and shadilay to you, my brother!

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So much this. When are bleach-blonde Jewish women going to get their fair share?

Man this movie made my peepee so hard when I was a kid. Barrymore is the reason I love sluts and Liu why I love dominatrixes.

>every thread is /pol/
summer came early

Jacyln Smith was my favorite

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Why does Sony always plan sequels to movies before they have a chance to bomb? It's like their goal is to lose money.

>m-m-maybe if im ironic and memetastic they will think diversity is cool :(

Men wear an awful lot of makeup in your country eh?

I still remember jerking off to Barrymore's fat tits. Good times.

do you...do you actually think this is a franchise where the characters have flaws? It's a power fantasy dude, in the rare instance of their being a flaw in any main character they are going to be superficial and easily overcome.

???? Naomi Scott is Indian/White

> Dyke(s)

Thanks (((Hollywood))).

>2/3 are british actresses

Why is this allowed.

this but unironically

fuck off

better actresses.

>98 posts
>still haven't posted THE webm
Yea Forums I am dissapoint

underrated

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She should have used girls from Pitch Perfect
Anna Kendrick could be the screw up ( Drew Barrymore)
Brittany Snow the sweet one ( Cameron Diaz)
Hailee Steinfeld the (relatively) tough one (Lucy Lui)

better and cheaper

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Actually pardon me while I burn my nikes because black people freak me out

Damn, drew thic as fuck

Oh look, it's two of my waifus and the black chick has potential as well.

cute boy, when did they start transitioning?

are you blind?

“Better acting” doesn’t apply in this case. Scott’s acting is average at best and Balinska’s dad is literally a director so it’s just nepotism.

Ok, this is too much ;_;

Why is Naomi Scott being pushed so much by (((them)))?

Because she's young and hot you retard.

girl's gotta eat

I've always had a crush on Kristen Stewart. Imagine my despair as I was forced to watch her turn into a fucking dyke. Fuck this gay show. Replace the dyke with a cute asian and I'm back in.

She's hot. Been my waifu since Terra Nova.

Kristen Stewart should stop with the dyke hair

I’ll let her know

Why is any actress pushed? Because she's fucking somebody.

this

no, no, there must be (((something))) else about “her”

Mutts are underrepresented. We are literally America's handkerchief

this guy is playing he-man in the MOTU movie

>nigress
>bull-dyke stereotype
>goblina
I’m looking forward to this kino about strong female heroes

Not to mention they at least had toned bodies, and weren't skinny-fat unremarkable bland like the new chicks.

Charlie is a women too? Can't have women following the orders of a man after all.

Why do a bunch of Yea Forums trannies give a shit about this. It's literally a movie for women that half of you will watch anyway

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he better hop on the gas ASAP

Women dress like men in your country?

I get it, don't worry

>CAST A HOT BLACK CHICK
WEW

>underrepresented
Hollywood shills a new biracial actor every year. They’re everywhere.

what happened to the beautiful actresses in hollywood?

>every post is /pol/
Go back to redddit where everyone hates racism, why are you even here?
POOL'S CLOSED

>Bosley is a wine aunt

that's a neat looking gun at least. what is it?

If that's what men in your country dress like, then you have bigger problems than this movie

Tell her she's a shitty actress, lmao remember a few years back when people pretended she was the next great actor, who worked on artistic films?
Hahah nope, just another shitty actress doing Charlie's Angels cashgrabs

>a lesbian, an spic and a negroid
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

>DERRR DEY WERE MAKEUP MEN DONT WERE MAKEUP
retard lol, the fucking clothes you faggot, they are dressed like uber dykes, are you really trying to pretend these dykes look feminine at all? Are you gay bro?

>Elizabeth Banks and Kristen Stewart
Do you think they're gonna have a make out scene?

>hollywood will never make sexy fun movies again

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Even dudes in the 70's watched it for the jerk off material. Though this new iteration looks like shit in that department, so I suppose you're half right.

Oh good they went with the lesbo sjw route. Sure to fail i guess....

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>perfect cute southasian princess
>kinda hot ambigous brown
>and I mean.. I guess I would Kristen Steward

because she's gorgeous and you'd fall in love with her if she maintained eye contact with you for a minute while talking to you

Absolute garbage I will never-
>Elizabeth Banks
When does it come out?

>spic
american education

LL is the only attractive one, and even she looks subpar in this scene.

>perfect cute southasian princess
>That thing
Spotted the tasteless weeb
They're all ugly

I guess they're hipsters now?

AWP

danke

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Scientists are the heart of nothing.

I made that up user sorry I have no idea and now I feel bad because of your cute picture

They should have just CGI'd all 3 Angels too be Kstew desu

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The answer to that question is in this very thread! Can you find it, user?

LOL everything is just garbage.

Throw the fucking earth into the sun!

What value would be lost?

The thigh is the only reason I'm bothering to look at this advert. Way to fuck up capturing the attention of the male audience.

Yep

More like “Charlie’s women I don’t find attractive”
holy kek /thread

Based

>the arm that will probably kill 220 pound men

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How many cocks do you need to jack off to get that “naturally toned” look?

You know you fucked up when you look less muscular than fucking Kristen Stewart

>Sony is apparently pretty happy with test-screenings and is already planning sequels.
Is there a bigger red flag in the industry?

kek'd irl

charisma vacuum: the photo

I'll watch the real successor to Charlie's Angels instead

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LMAO put in the screencap holy shit my sides are in orbit!!! KEK ZOZZLE

Santa Maria.... El Jogadora Goblinas de las americanas

El Gran Destructor Dell gente Blanca

Conquistador Dell mujer Blanca

Thanks for proving my point

what could possibly go wrong?

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Based, womeme BTFO!

More like Charlie's "this movie won't turn a profit because who cares about Charlie's Angels in 2019"

Yeah, I'm thinking she's back.

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>>sony
dropped

Kstew is such an odd girl. She can look immaculate on a red carpet and in a photoshoot but in her personal life its as if she's deliberately going for the most cliche lesbian look possible.

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These new Charlie's angels are WAY hotter than those old ones

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There's nothing cliche about those FEET

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Sure, but she still is physically very attractive whilst doing it. Also, majority of lesbians are ugly ass shit and wish they could look as good as she does.

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What kind of mutt is this?

What kind of mutt is this?

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Mulatto

ITT: r9gay posters outing themselves

>Sony
>strategy

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>females accessories
>no dildo

Can't top the originals

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Who is supposed to be the Fawcett/Diaz out of these three?

well they do in movies, so...

kek

that black girl is cute

>originals

reality has a pro-/pol/ bias

Why is the 2000s movie still more diverse than this one?

How is it more diverse?

This is either bait or you're a zoomer or both, so no comment.

>two white girls and a gook
>more diverse than 1 white girl, mulatto and pajeetbong
uhm no sweetie.

gingers are not human

He's got a point seabass.

kstew is gorgeous

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Dios mio ..

this lmao

You think that's cute? Fuck, you have terrible taste

Made to be fucked raw on the daily.

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>Recast it

Jena Malone, Allison Brie...

and keep Elizabeth Spankbanks

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get a load of this faggot

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K-Stew peaked in Zathura. Prove me wrong

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Most beautiful woman ever

Not really. She looks like an Indian girl I work with.

Why the pink shirt when Kristen has more testosterone than all the other guys in the picture?

>drew barrymore gagged
muh dick

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/thread

And she works out for her roles

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They're fucking wearing pants dude. Is that such a transgression against femininity?

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Oh look, a nigger, a dyke, and a mexican.

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theres no mexican in that picture

Then what's the thing on the right?

a pajeet

Disgusting

thicc, sticc and the chincc