Can we get a Nogkino thread going? Top 5 in no particular order
>Dead Presidents >Fresh >Menace 2 Society >Lockdown >Sugar Hill
This thread is for discussion and recommendations for the genre of Nogkino. Gangster flicks, blaxploitation, iconic performances, and Dolemite. Racism will not be tolerated.
>Fresh >"I got the dope moves and the stupid juice!" Chuckie's fate was hilarious.
Carson Watson
Fresh was great, depressing but great
Jackson King
I watched Hollywood Shuffle last night. I thought it was pretty funny
Xavier White
If you don't have anything productive to add, I really wish you would find somewhere else to display your ignorance. I'm sure there's a Joker thread or 10 that would welcome your lowbrow sentiments, but we are discussing Nogkino here, and your intrusions are neither welcome or amusing.
Aiden Wood
i hate niggers like everyone else, but this was the best movie of 2009
>Punisher be takin' out all them niggas! >Yo, she be likin' you, man! Chuckie was retarded, but he didn't deserve that shit. I suppose he got a little validation in that Fresh thought of him as a knight, but that was cold-blooded.
Paraphrasing Samuel L. >You like that one, right? You like all those crazy jumps and (stoopid dope) moves he makes. He doesn't matter. He's just another piece on the board to get the king
Decent, but a cheap imitation of I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka. If you haven't seen it, check it out. The scene where Jim Brown is telling Keenan Ivory Wayans about fucking his mom is great. Then there's pre-CB4 Chris Rock:
>That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus That is a Slavic baby. A viking from Iceland.
Adam Williams
Was that the Marky Mark and the dude from Outkast shit? Never saw it. Worth a watch?
About 10 years ago I heard that Oliver Stone was doing a Hendrix biop with Andre 3k as Jimi, but haven't heard anything since. Seems like decent casting and Stone is a genius (it's cool if you disagree, God knows I've been wring before too) so I'm not too sure what happened to that. It will probably end up with James Gunn directing Jessie Smollet as Hendrix or some shit. I highly doubt it, but if he could pull off being a heterosexual then give him the Oscar. If that budgeted street shitter can get one for stealing the role Sacha Baron Cohen was born to play, then why not let a jewnigfag play one of the most alpha guitar gods ever.
Phoneposters like myself are cancer. >I call the guy a "bugeyed street shitter" >Corrected to big-eyed >Fixed it >Corrected to blue-eyed >Fixed it >Corrected it to "blacklisted" what the fuck? >Fixed it >Have to pick traffic lights and intentionally fuck up on the margins because I'm not getting a paycheck from jewgle to train their AI and my replacement >Twenty fucking minutes after making a meaningless post destined to garner zero (You)s about God knows what because I already fucking forgot (something about Arbys sauce and if Cedartown is better than Hey Joe maybe?) what I was yammering about in the first place >press POST >"budgeted" street shitter >"budgeted" >fucking budgeted
I am legitimately going to have a fucking kill myself. The blood is on your hands, autocorrect. I will be dead in five minutes. When the first responders get here, they will be greeted by the sounds of Rudy Ray Moore and an absolutely exuberant household. Fuck this gay earth.
>a Hendrix biop with Andre 3k as Jimi, iirc this did get made but they weren't allowed to use any of hendrix's music by the estate so unsuprisingly it got little attention when it was released
Ryan Wood
Holy shit I forgot all about this one. Good fucking movie. The Fly is great in this. Could have used a better villian, but legitimately 8/10.
Daniel Hughes
Did you see it? It was Ollie? Why would they turn that down?
I guess I can go fuck myself and look it up, but just curious if you know
Levi Rodriguez
i didn't see it but i know it wasn't stone who directed
Gavin Reyes
have a (You) for posting about your experience and for the struggle of autocorrect my brother.
Elijah Moore
Don’t be a menace is the truest basketball American kino
Connor Long
Nas is a shit actor, but that fucking movie had style. You know that banana-eating nog that tried to have Method Man killed was O-Dog from Menace, right? Not impugning your Nogkino credentials, but I saw Belly 3 fucking times before I realized that. Fucking perm threw me off.
DMX is a pretty shitty actor, but nowhere near as bad as Nas. I saw Nas in a cop movie with Tom Sizemore (obviously when the latter was on his downward spiral), and his death scene was one of the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever. X was actually great in a movie called Never Die Alone. It got overlooked because it was marketed as just another hood movie at a time people were sick of them, but it was based off a book by Donald Goines (master of Noglit) and had a good story with great performances. If you're looking for a new Nogkino rec, you could do a lot worse than watching DMX mix up a hot shot for some (threatening to snitch) junkie broad in front of her kids. Solid 7.
Thank you for not only recognizing my struggle, but not dismissing it out of hand. You earned this (You), compassionanon.
Bonus Nogkino rec: State Property. Knowing Beans was really doing dirt in Philly before he got on, Dame being hilarious, Jay-Z being in some shit he'll regret if he ever tries his hand in politics, and I think Weebay (or an equally bad actor doppelganger) shooting some chick in the head all make it worthwhile. Worth a watch.
Austin Hernandez
i'll take nas and dmx's no talent asses over common showing up in five movies every year, giving a predictably boring, slightly worse than mediocre performance in each one.
Jeremiah Bailey
>Nogkino isn't that name racist by itself, senpai? and who gives a fuck, 2bh
Jacob Carter
Coming to America Harlem Nights Friday Lean on Me Malcolm X Remember the Titans Barber Shop House Party (RIP Robin Harris) The Players Club The Car Wash Dolemite and all its sequels. Rudy Ray Moore is guerilla film making personified Super Fly (1972) Shaft Shaft with Samuel L. Jackson and Christian Bale The Mack The Education of Sonny Carson Sweet Sweetback Coffy
There's more but that's a big ass list.
Christopher Watson
>Shaft >Shaft with Samuel L. Jackson and Christian Bale i just remembered they're doing that new one this year with both roundtree and jackson and a third shaft
Daniel Sanchez
Yup. Kinda looking forward to it because the remake was so fucking good.
Carson Howard
Apologies, friend, but you seem to have stumbled upon the wrong thread. We are talking about nog cinema, nog acting, and nog iconography. When you come up in here and start posting shit with Bill fucking Cosby, it's quite obvious what you're trying to accomplish. I'm not sure if this is a feeble and misguided attempt at quote unquote humor or a blatant declaration of your racism and ignorance, but either way, it's NOT WELCOME. Amen
This is a favorite of mine. I remember a comment on one of the scenes on youtube about how when the character was recording the song all the black people got out of their scenes and starting dancing. Doesn't getting any more ghettokino than that desu.
i miss craig brewer. dude made just the sweatiest lookin movies about hood black people in the south like this and black snake moan and then he stopped for some reason. i guess he's got a dolemite biography with eddie murphy coming out soon and a coming to america sequel so maybe we'll get more blackino yet.
Jacob Ramirez
I didn't realize it was him working on the Dolemite movie...that could be good
Jonathan Foster
seconding this one, great movie
Leo Parker
>i guess he's got a dolemite biography with eddie murphy coming out soon I know Eddie has fuck-you money, especially with those Shrek and Doctor Doolittle dollars coming in, but that shit with the tranny had to hurt his cred. Any niganons confirm if he's looked on differently now?
Hustle and Flow was great, but can you really blame Skinny for throwing his tape in the shitter? If I got to meet and get fucked up with let's say Tom Araya, and found out that after he spent hours just drinking and shooting the shit with me that he just automatically assumed this about my demo tape: >A. It probably sucks >B. I'm not a fucking agent >C. Kerry isn't going anywhere, we aren't hiring and most importantly >D. Hey, not to be a dick, but this guy says he's a huge fan of mine and loves my music, and we just sat there pounding whiskey and talking shit for hours; this might be one of the best nights this poor sonofabitch has had in forever, and he's got the nerve to hand me a fucking cassette at the end? I could be in bed with 3 10/10s with a sugarbowl of cocaine on the nightstand. Thought this dude was a fan, what's this shit? He wants an industry hookup? Wants me to introduce him to Rick fucking Rubin or some shit? Fuck this guy.
I can see going for it and taking a shot, but Skinny was fucked up and didn't want to play along. So you beat up a drunk guy you claimed to idolize and then make a song bragging about it? What a fucking cunt.
Honestly haven't seen that movie since it came out, but that shit was aggravating. I also wanted to murder that white bitch. I bet her father's real fucking proud. A good twist for Black Snake Moan would have been Sam kidnapping that twat and whipping her into shape. Or burying her alive. Something.
Based digits. Speaking of which, does the inclusion of Sam and a few seconds of Meth stabbing him with a screwdriver elevate this film to Nogkino?
Or does the overall narrative reduce it to Beankino? For what it's worth, fuck American Me; Blood In, Blood Out is the best Beankino ever, and anyone who says otherwise doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about and should never proffer another opinion on any movie ever because they are absolutely clueless. American Me has 3 great scenes and a bunch of horseshit. BIBO is captivating for the entire runtime and has Sling Blade in his first ever role as an Aryan Brotherhood prison guy. It's not even close.