Hellboy (2019) CRASHES

how'd they fuck up one of the most interesting superhero IPs so badly?

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>current year
>expecting a remake not to be fucked up
All talent was replaced with diversity quotas.

that's not why mate. Star Wars and Disney capeshit all has insane amounts of diversity and they're still critical and commercial successes

if we're talking remakes only, though, you might have a point. I think Suspiria was critically well-received, though.

The only difference is marketing budgets.

Why the fuck didn't they just let Del Toro finish his trilogy????? Fucking JEWS pig pieces of SHIT

>Star Wars
Solo bombed, user. Also, TLJ didn't make the expected $1.9B they were hoping for.

>make 2 mediocre movies
>3rd one is also bad
Who cares ?

That's what Captain Woodface's page would look like if Disney/Marvel didn't save it.

> Star Wars

The prequels showed that the name alone makes it a commercial success, Disney spent 4 billion on an IP for that reason.

> insane amounts of diversity

and this is why it's a critical success. You could look at any "top" reviewer and you will find them praising or scorning films based on how many independent women and niggers they have.

like HOW do you fuck up hellboy?

>soulless
Holy shit

So was it good then? RT score for modern movies only work if you revert the scores. A 90 becomes a 10, a 20 becomes and 80. Check it out with any movie from the last 10 years.

You get Woke

The first two were produced by Sony, who probably turned down the option to make a third with del Toro since they don't give a shit about making quality movies. Blame Lionsgate for deciding to restart it with a completely different cast and crew.

The originals were pretty soulless also. I really liked pisshands as Hellboy. Imagine if the huge Hellboy hand was covered in piss and Hellboy punched Trump.

awful opinion. stop posting for the day

>cast a mongrel with dreads and butthole eyes as Alice Monaghan
I hope it destroys the career of every producer involved.

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>absolutely shit design compared to del toro
>hellboy looks retarded with massive fake chin at a weird angle
>blackwash the white girl

You know, when I first heard about this, I thought it was a netflix movie or series it looked so cheap

She is hot,fuck off whitoid
Said a white male

>interesting
we seem to have a fundamental disagreement and i'm not sure we can converse any further on the matter.

Nobody was interested.

She looks like she smells incessantly of weed and dried period blood. Shouldn't you be dilating?

I knew it would flop. They should have let Del Toro finish the trilogy, but they were so worried about budget. Now? There's no money at all.

not true, 17 people were