Star Wars Episode 9: SKYWALKERS

>it's true all of it
OH NO NO NO

it's star wars: do you feel in charge

Will the Reylo shipping double down?

>shipping cousin/aunt/uncle + nephew
disney is based
BASED

So it's Skywalkers. aka plural.
Both Rey and Ben are Luke's child. Because Luke cucked Han with his own sister.
Yeah, that will go well.

Now is the time for that story

So Disney is now going to glorify blood cousins fucking?

Definitely, I mean, that’s what jews do.

Who the fuck is excited about the last dumpster fire part iii?

inb4 it's not the title at all, but Disney trolling us.

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> shes a clone made out of his hand.

I can absolutely see JJ going that route.. That put so much focus on the hand and the saber in TFA..

Lel yeah I'm not watching this shit until I can pirate a bluray file of it. Even then I'll probably have to get really drunk before I watch it.

If the title is true it could actually be referring to Kylo and Leah being Skywalkers...

I'd rather be on crack

Yeah, there's that.
But let us have some fun, will you?

If that's true, then it's a boring title.
Will be a boring movie, though, so I guess it's a match.

Is outer space still classed as Sky?

I unironically want this to be the case.

rey probably names her new order "skywalkers" instead of jedi

Imagine the moment Rey realizes Luke fapped using her.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

>muh rey is a skywalker
kys

One of the nucannan Thrawn books reveals that the Chiss Force Users are called 'Skywalkers'

the main character is kylo so it makes totally sense

i fucking told you for the last few months thrawns the big bad guy but noooo no one believed me

>Chiss Force Users are called 'Skywalkers'
so dumb

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No argument here. That book was the single worst thing Zahn has ever written.

Lol, no. There is no main character in this abomination.

I thought the Chiss didn't have force users, or very few

plz yes

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Star Wars: Sneedwalkers

>the main character is kylo

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The book reveals that Chiss Force Users are very rare, and they become less sensitive as they grow older, only able to connect in any remarkable way as children.

They are all the property of the Empire, and trained as pilots who use their precognition to travel hyperspace without preplanned routes.

It is gay.

This is exactly how you know that Disney would pick it up and throw it into a movie.

>coming soon
>That one chapter of an otherwise very good book, where Sheev spends his time in his evil temple hoping that Tarkin and Vader will be friends.

who gives a fuck at this point

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Nice picture of Anakin though

Legacy of the Skywalkers would've been better. I imagine the last movie is going to deal with the Skywalkers dying out for good and how their legacy influences the future of the galaxy.

Return of the Skywalkers

ONLY FOR A NEW SKYWALKER TO APPEAR IN EPISODE X!!!

It's perfect!!!

t. disney

it means they need a title related to the one thing about Star Wars people don't hate at this point.

No, new Kenobi or nothing.

>the Skywalkers don’t matter this is Rey’s story now

WHOOPS

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The Good, the Bad, The Skywalkers

Killing the EU was the best decision Disney has made.

How the fuck are we supossed to take Kylo as a serious villian in the enxt movie ? He has been shown to be a complete incompetent mess, and has already lost to Rey, essentialy two times.

And Hux ? Jesus christ, I don't even want to think about him...how the fuck did they fuck up so badly, GOD

That's from the new Disney canon.

But that was from the new EU

post this in every thread
its hilarious and so are you and your snowflake opinion

based illiterate retard.

New trilogy should just be about C3P0 going rogue either due to some sort of virus being uploaded to him or for his own reasons and leading a droid uprising, this was mentioned in Solo, and becoming the new emperor of the galaxy. You could even have a similar redemption story with C3P0 as you did with Vader being brought back to the light.

So, did Assenge leak those picture as a warning?

inb4 they are retconning "Skywalker" to be a long lost Force prophecy related title rather than a name. inb4 the weird Force family from The Clone Wars are revealed to also be called "Skywalkers".

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I hate Disney.

Don't make 3 threads about the same topic and I won't have to

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An obvious fake.

I made one thread. Do you think every thread about a topic is made by one person? Somebody sent me this image on my gaming discord.

pls no

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>my gaming discord
lol
either check the catalog before starting a new thread or don't get upset when people shitpost in it cause it's the 3rd thread today they've see with the same info bb

>Just as a Jedi predicts an incoming blaster bolt, so a Force-sensitive can predict the imminent threat of a gravity mass. Just as a Jedi swats a blaster bolt aside, so a Force-sensitive pilot can maneuver their vessel away from the danger. The Chiss refer to a Force-user who can do this as a "Skywalker"
>Force-sensitivity, refered to as the Third Sight by the Chiss, was incredibly rare and manifested in one ability, namely precognition. These Chiss were almost always female.
repeat after me:

THE FORCE IS FEMALE (and trans)!

I didnt get "mad". You accused me of samefagging when I did not. Leave my thread if you don't like whats in it.

So Rey is probably a Chiss, thus making her a "Skywalker"

Fucking hell lads

>"not mad"
>tell someone to leave "my" thread
first time here, huh?

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>shes a clone made out of his hand
Thank god star wars manbabies don't write sw films

> on my gaming discord

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Gee I wonder if Rey is going to beat Kylo again

Plot twist: he beats her.

>upset by a joke

plot twist: she puts on a strap-on and beats that boypussy

If you can't beat them, fuck them in the ass.

>STAR WARS: SKYRIM

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Episone Nein: No one kers

I'm more excited for this game than the movie desu

>Skywalkers
>no actual Skywalker in sight
JUST

It's an EA/Disney War game, what the fuck is there to be excited about?

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>it rhymes
Just hire this user

I just want a new The Force Unleashed or Jedi Outcast. The team making it made the Titanfall games and is also led by the guy who directed God of War 3, so it should be fun.

You're not gonna get that.

The lead designer called the game "Like The Force Unleashed but without the Mountain Dew qualities".

You're gonna get another shit TLOU movie game, sorry f.am.

>He watched Solo
Wow, So much courage.

go back to Yea Forums

>still pretends TLOU is a bad game

It's a game trying to be a movie and it fails at both.

Dare I say, kino

That sounds great, TLOU was good.

seething

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God fucking damnit I thought you were kidding

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I am gonna be shitfaced watching the first terrible sound screencap

I guess TLJ is good now.

So Skywalkers are even more special as the force prowess seems to be more evident in male descendants

Nice

Dude, you're not gonna top Jedi Outcast.
Arguably Dark Forces 2 is better, but it's just a maze to me.
Maybe 1313 was OK, but we'll never know.

Why is EA shilling on Yea Forums of all places?

I mean, that shit was pretty silly, not even Sheev or Yoda could do that, and it was just a QTE anyway, so this isn't a bad thing.

Always was incel. If you didn't have this echo chamber telling you otherwise you would think so too.

I didn't like it.

Based American literacy

>I didn't like it.

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It's an action/slasher game. It's supposed to be over the top silly with the violence and destruction. It's a staple of the genre.

I saw my brother play it, and just wanted to throw up.
>TPS, you see shit you shouldn't.
>Yet another Hobo Simulator™
What is wrong with gayming nowadays?

112743173
Try harder.

american read comprehension

>excited for a EA/Nu Wars game
is because retards like you why we can't have nice things

It's called Rise of the Jedi or Will of the Jedi you dumb retards. It's not hard the scene literally says all the names. I'm so sick of no one listening to me. I HATE YOU ALL

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based

It's a Uncharted/TLOU type game is absolute trash

It could be The New Jedi desu

who are you quoting?

The Uncharted series are literally my favorite games, this is exactly what I want.

It sounded like a detective game where you are hunted by bounty hunters and are only a new Jedi so not very strong in the force. Takes place right after Ep 3 on Coruscant.

Movies

If you like scavenging that much, why don't you goutside and start going through trash to make a living?
>Literally every game for 10 years.

>C3PO going rogue
Damn that would be kino. Maybe a cgi Lemmy next to Leah?

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Meanwhile you retards praise BotW and RDR2 for the same shit.

Jesus fuckng Christ

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>The Uncharted series are literally my favorite games

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Well, I don't.

10 years old?

The same audience that likes Uncharted and TLOU also love BotW and RDR2

so all of Yea Forums including you? gotcha. Leave my thread now and go back there.

>I'm so sick of no one listening to me.
Why would we listen to your random-ass opinion on anything?

Are you a proven oracle?
What stocks will have the highest margins today?
What game will be game of the year in 2025?
What's the craziest twist in the end of Game of Thrones?
What are the next powerball winning numbers?
What's the name of my next girlfriend?
When will I pee later?

Prove that you have a mind worth investing in and maybe we'll give a shit.

If it is not called "Kylo Ren's fat dick, impregnating Rey for 125 minutes, uncensored" I am probably not going to see it.

I'll watch this movie if everyone dies by an explosion or something.

>using the word incel

T.disney employee

He is a Solo.

>JJ retconned TLJ
fake news

I refuse to believe people still care about this shit
I never watched battle of the five armies, never bothered to even torrent it and I'm pretty sure it will be the same with ep9
I've seen enough to know it's gonna be crap

>hasn't seen a single solitary second of footage of the movie
The absolute state of alt rightards

>No, but a time traveler.
>Invest in a Polish company that makes some weird carbon shit that burns much more efficient than charcoal and can be made from trees, don't remember the name, I think they might exist already.
>It depends on how you look at it, but there's a game called Auras of [redacted] (don't want to get in trouble) which is basically very realistic pokemon in VR and everyone goes crazy about it.
>Dany gives birth to a literal burning skeleton, her womb is a furnace.
>I don't know.
>I don't know.
>Probably in the next few hours.

>last movie in a trilogy
>first two were absolute trash and set nothing up
It's not like it's a one off film, it's playing with an underhanded deck already

WE SKYWALKERS NOW NUGGAA OOH OOH OOH EEE EEE EEE

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based

Ep 9 will be in the top 3 of star wars movies. Screencap this post. I expect the most blatant and heavy handed retcons and fan service you've ever seen. JJ knows this is the most important movie in the saga and it has be good.

Sneed feeds: the city slicker menace

surprised to see there are still defenders

I dont much care for jews
This whole train crash is quite entertaining, even if the movies themselves aren't