How the fuck can one man be so based

How the fuck can one man be so based

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>Nelson Mandela
good to know he's a communist too.
never forgetti

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>Michelle Obama
what a shitlib answer

He's just saying what we're all thinking. Keeping it real.

What's the matter? Offended? Keep crying, pussy.

falkor is a dragon

how about the firefighters risking their lives fighting back the fires threatening rich Californian homes? that's a perfect answer

wtf is a "trans kid"

>Michelle Obama
I hate the term NPC but this is NPC-core if there ever was one. How fucking uncultured can you be for that to be the person to come to mind. Have you not even scratched the surface of history past 2000?

Why are white women always virtue signaling?

He's too smart for them. His real answer would have been a white man who actually accomplished something for the world or the police/military, but he knows it's a leading leftist question aimed at trapping "wrong think".

Those firefighers are mostly convicts. Its effectively slave labor.

an adult that consumes superhero movies

South Africa is on the brink of collapse, nice job Nelson. Day of the Machete when?

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That is a chad as fuck answer. The virgin in us all would want to scoff at Michelle Obama and redpill the nigger about the atrocities Nelson Mandela commited. But nah he just gives the most retarded troll answer he can think of.

B A S E D
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This, he knew what he was doing.

Please, convicts should get nothing more than a bullet in the head. They should count themselves lucky to get to do labor when they deserve to be put down like the subhuman dogs they are.

If you're not good at anything useful, its better to just act like you're moraly superior to everyone else. Priests have been playing that game for a long time. Can't build anything, can't plow a field, can't tend cattle, why just go become a priest and talk shit about everyone while holding yourself up as the moral example everyone should follow.

>For me, it's Lucius Cornelius Sulla, he saved Rome you know?
How would the media react?

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Because she is hitting the wall and will soon be a dried up bitter hag. Her lack of a family is substituted by pandering to negroids

>Michelle Obama

What?

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So what you're saying is that you hate firefighters?

>He's too smart for them
This. For playing the big dumb guy he has more wit and self-awareness than any of those other jackasses.

What's wrong with that? Do Americans think the only healthy food consists of 100% fruit and vegetables?

not even getting into the politics, but what would make michelle obama a hero?
was laura bush a hero? did people in 78 go around saying 'that rosalynn carter is a real hero'?

>tfw you will never retire to the countryside with your wife and male lover after completely cucking the senate for a year

I reckon less than 0.01% of the audience would actually know who sulla is.
They’d probably think of sully from monsters inc

This, I would've probably be caught in that trap of being nagged by their answers and wanting to correct the record but instead he reminds everyone how fucking inconsequential this shit and that you can throw out a troll answer, and that answering Michelle Obama isn't actually doing all the good Larson think it does.

I love pointing this out to the morons on /out/. Essentially 75% of all woodland fire fighters are convicts working a chain gang. I used to drive big trucks out west and would see them at truck stops a lot during the summer.

This is unironically based

first they wouldn't say anything so as to not out themselves as the ignorant philistines they are. then they would have to spend at least 10 minutes reading his wiki article before they find something clickbaity to base an article on. "ACTOR ADMIRES AN ALLEGED DICTATOR" or some shit

>I reckon less than 0.01% of the audience would actually know who sulla is.
Likely
>They’d probably think of sully from monsters inc
That's just pure projection right there

Yup. Celebrities aren't real people, anyway. Why the fuck is anyone asking them their opinions about things that happen in the real world? Their job is to play pretend.

What has Michelle Obama ever done?
Honest question

It's a result of her policy.

Why didn't Chris Hemsworth stop that transnig right there and said Nelson Mandela orchestrated the genocide of white people in Africa?

And it looks delicious and great

my Hero is the master politician and statesman Otto Von Bismark, a man who rose against titanic forces to overcome the duplicity of empires using his wit and resolve.

Because they're the first people to throw accusations of "racism" and "sexism".
The people that do that are the people that need to Virtue Signal the hardest. Virtue Signaling is social insurance and protects you from being accused yourself.

she was the first female gorilla in the oval office

Shes a successful lawyer, but it ends there. Not really hero material

>tfw forest firefighter but normies are too dumb to tell the difference between that and a real firefighter so you think you're just as cool and prepared we're not

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I've never been to /out/, what do some guys hiking have to do with firefighters?

She was a negress in a position of power and influence by virtue of marriage to the right man.

That's about it.

lmao

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> projection
Grade A autism for you san.

But seriously, I wish actors weren't so shackled by cultural norms. What the fuck even is the point of interviewing people with that question when it's obvious from ten miles away they're going to throw an assortment of Michelle Obama/Mandela/Mother Theresa/Gaius Cornelius Scipio Africanus.

I think she gave that Achmed kid that built the clock-bomb a hand-job when he visited the Oval Office.

I may be remembering that wrong but I'm PRETTY sure that's what the headline said.

First transsexual first lady.

She had a memoir ghostwritten and trained her kids to get a white husband by the time they get out of Harvard.
More than most black women but eh.

School lunches are the main meal for a lot of children (not just in America, but worldwide), and children are still developing so it is even more important that they receive proper nutrition and balanced meals. Children also tend to be picky eaters, so it's also important to create nutritious meals that also fit the child palate (otherwise, they get thrown in the trash, where they do no one any good). The Michelle Obama lunches were, nutritionally, woefully inadequate, and a lot of them ended up getting thrown out.

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>my hero is a woman who used marriage to gain unelected power in a democratic system
Fascinating

My favorite Roman Emperor is Caesar, what are you gonna do about it?

better give them back the pizza, fries and burgers for lunch, trump needs his fat kid supporters.

She got her lackies currently working at Mastercard and other major financial firms to deplatform websites that were guilty of wrongthink.

Laura Bush actually did a great deal of good with real women's initiatives. She also started a great reading program for children and was the guiding principle for George's Africa initiative, which is doing really great things with curbing aids and other diseases without mass sterilization like the gates charities do.

Michelle did try. And tbhfam making kids eat better during govt supplied meals is a valid first lady initiative. She just chose the one that would make everyone hate her. No one wants to eat beans instead of Mac and cheese.

And if she said Trump she’d be based and redpilled, right? Cry more conservifag

Embarrassing answers besides Chris. Couldn't expect much from Brie and trans kids man though.

kinda sad that nowadays pop culture is all that matters, and the closest normies get to classical education is when wisecrack make references to old literature or philosophers to explain why rick grimes was ok with being cucked or whatever

Literally just a generic first lady. Her answer was just to get more lib points.

Is a school lunch all American kids eat until they get home? In that case it would make sense to complain about it
Anyway some minced meat with corn and mash (?) is a proper fucking meal

for me it's Laura B

Imagine being so fucking fat that this isn’t enough food for you. I fucking hate amerifats.

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>Michelle OBAMA
At this point I don't know if she's a master baiter or just the most retarded woman in screen

Children who only care about their sexuality, gender and gender politics. Y'know, as children are wont to do, regardless of influence/brainwashing from disturbed adults.

For me it's Rocco Siffredi

/out/ists are pre occupied with living /out/ and make threads about being homeless and /out/ jobs. And you can sign up to be a woodland firefighter and live /out/ for 6 months of the year on usajobs.gov. So alot of them think it is a viable thing to do as soft little pussies.

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>tfw American interviewers never call out interviewees on their bullshit
Would've pretty rad for that girl to ask Larson why Michelle Obama out of people to pick from...
I guess it's really not a cultural amenable to mocking celebrities.

>what do some guys hiking have to do with firefighters?
Are you kidding? How embarrassing.

Children that are victims of child abuse and if you see parents supporting/pushing their kids to be trans you need to call DHS asap.

>becoming homeless just to live the outdoors lifestyle
But how will they play videogames

School lunches are pretty important. I skipped out on most school lunches in middle school up until college because people used to make fun of me in the cafeteria. I turned out to be a manlet.

first transgender in the white house

he also wore a Trump CCCP jersey that same episode, that aged well

Why didn't she say Jussie Smolett?

>u shuddnt haf told me ur husband washes my pornos ms Obama

Yes. Usually, all you get throughout the school day is a school lunch and that's it. Schools used to have vending machines with snacks, but they cracked down on that.
You're strawmanning. Neither user nor the images posted said that it "wasn't enough." What was said that they foods weren't
1) nutritionally balanced
and
2) appetizing to the child palate
In fact, I'll go on to say they're not appetizing to adults. Even a dog would turn down a Michelle Obama lunch.

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literally nothing. it's the biggest and most obvious NPC answer there is.

>Schools used to have vending machines with snacks
I WAS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FRUIT YOU GODDAMN AMERIFAT HOLY SHIT

Imagine being so retarded that you actually look at this pile of slip and think “yeah that’s acceptable, thank god the person that my president fucks (alledgely) wastes millions of tax dollars to make public school lunches even worse than they were before.”

heh

Really makes you think

he's not wrong

Those 3 cherry tomatoes made me giggle.

>three cherry tomatoes and a bun with cheese in it
>fucking Americans

You people are fucking mentally ill

Every once in a while they even have threads about that. It's literally how I learned that I can play pretty much all game boy games up until the switch gen games on my smartphone on freely available simulators.

Eating meat every day is unhealthy as fuck
We should all be eating small portions once or twice a week instead of almost every day

how about you take a seat and let human beings have a discussion

I would never go outside

Trump actually fucking did something impressive and continues to actually do shit to this day, unlike an unelected woman who is only famous for being black.
Good to know one of his achievements is living rent-free in your empty skull.

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what exactly did madame obama do except marry a dude before he became president?

>Michelle Obama
Good to know this woman doesn't have a single independent thought of her own and will simply say whatever gives her the most cool points with her hollywood friends. What an idiot.

Better traps than most dudes in my gym

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Even back when I had an actual gameboy I only used that when visiting relatives or something. At home I always played on my PC

I think the anons point is why not pick a hero who is actually a hero and actually managed to accomplish something in their life. Hell Obama would have been a better pick than his wife.

>a piece of fruit isn't a "snack"
You sound awfully fat. Post gunt.

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What are some impressive things he did?

He's a literal Aussie Chad, there's also pics of him and his brother beating up some random guy at a party

Trains is hard job

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Yep that's totally what most vending machines are
Nice try, amerifat

based raj

Look at Brie's big beautiful smile.
She's such a warm and friendly person.

That's what they were like in schools, yes, when they were allowed in schools. They weren't allowed to sell junk food or sodas.
You didn't post your fat gut. C'mon, don't be a coward. Show me what a little piggie you are. C'mon, fattie. Do it.

Based as fuck

Being so fat you can't last 6 hours between proper home meals, murica baka

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Made billions in the business world.
Winning an election despite having literally every possible odd stacked against him and in the favor of his opponent.
Surviving a partisan witch-hunt when the "intelligence agencies" are one the side of Democrats.

There's plenty more but it's not my job to educate you. You're just going to parrot some MSNBC platitude about how none of these matter, or how he's taking credit for Obama's achievements or some dumb shit like that anyway.

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kek, there it is, there's the subconscious reasoning for her choice. Every woman's dream.

Can someone why Nelson Mandela is so loved? I never heard of this fucker before.

>the one samefag ITT screaming "AMERIFAT" over and over and over again

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>Michelle Obama
not being funny or anything but what the fuck has she done except get married to Obama lmao

Some uppity black man that died in a south African prison in the 90's

>Can someone why Nelson Mandela is so loved?

Because he's black and whites were mean to him at some point.
That makes him a "hero", despite his country turning to shit as soon as he was back in it.

triggered faggot

some black old dude that western white people thought was some kind of hero because they feel bad about colonies.

he was a black man that was a political agitant during the apartheid regime in South Africa, came to be imprisoned, and became the head honcho of SA after its government opened the floodgates

Look bro I hate Obama, and have since he gave his 2012 dnc speech. He killed 2 Americans in targeted drone strikes and believe he should be tried for murder.

But yes, Trump is getting credit for Obama policies. He's also taking shit for extending Obama policies. That's just the press being lazy fucks.

South Africa's Martin Luther King Jr, except instead of being a peaceful and wise man of god trying to protest civilly, he was basically a terrorist and spent most of his life in prison as a martyr.

b a s e d

Killing white people isn't a crime

Fought for fitness and diets iirc

Kind of based desu fat burgers are disgusting

Fuck off amerinigger

I favor Vespasian, in a trying time of tumult he drained Rome's swamp, and made it whole again

Imagine sucking presidential cock this hard. You're one thirsty bitch user

Good perspective

>not Nerva
>not Trajan
>not Hadrian
>not Antoninus Pius
>not Marcus Aurelius

Pleb

>Michelle Obama
Fucks the guy that took the USA from two wars to seven, bailed out the banks, gypped taxpayers on a stimulus package, expanded the surveillance state, exacerbated race relations, and killed thousands in illegal drone strikes.
>Nelson Mandela
Literally bombed demonstrators because they disagreed with him.

Right? At BEST she was average
How many first ladies after Elanor ever did anything beneficial?

>WHAT HAS TRUMP DONE
>"gives examples of what Trumps done"
>IMAGINE SUCKING TRUMPS DICK LIKE THIS
What are some kinos as retarded as this?

This post is not an argument.

niggered faggot

Sauce

>someone says literally anything bad about america

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It wasn't meant to be one. Just a simple observation

Well, there's always the standby Idiocracy, a film I felt physically ill after watching, the only such time this has happened.

Imagine being from a country so poor that that looks like a large amount of food

I fucking hate yuropoors

>Literally bombed demonstrators because they disagreed with him.
That's pretty based, he hated those fucking bantus.

Nobody is fat in highschool because of vending machines. That’s a problem that starts at the home from a terrible lifestyle. A bag of crisps once in a while isn’t why whales are now walking among us.

you're not fooling anyone

oh no user, your facts are indeed right, but your tone implies a tremendous thirst for Trump's throbbing cock

>Michelle Obama
Yikes

Didn't killing him just make him a martyr? Yea no matter who the president is, this type of foreign policy seems to continue.

Americans are gentle little snowflakes, tread carefully in their presence.

Uh, no? Try harder, zoomy

...

>Be Californian
>Nigger tries to steal your car
>Shoot him
>Police arrest you for killing the dindu nothin he a good boy next obama
>Get sentenced for 20 years
>Deserve a bullet to the head for doing gods work???

Incredibly based. Basically dabs on both the previous answers.

Already watched that user. No parody movies too

Did this happen to you?

get back to pol or int if you want to a fruitless cyclical thread that accomplishes nothing but satisfying your sick desire for a dead society

holy fuckin YIKES

cringe

Most firefighters I know are huge faggots with ego complexes and don't do 1/10th the heroic shit people think they do.

>For me, it’s Adolf Hitler. He was way ahead of his time in realizing that there is a reason that jews have been kicked out of every country hosting them. He also realized that diversity is actually a weakness that leads to a low trust crime ridden societies incapable of having a homogenous culture and people
Holy fuck, how did he get away with it?

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>base wants universal healthcare
>pass healthcare bill that makes it illegal not to have it
>$5k deductible for everyone
>lame duck for six years and still collect lib brownie points for being King Nigger

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This is one of the dumbest answers you could possibly come up with for people becoming priests. You are one dumb motherfucker.
So y boy faggot.

How old are you?

Why don't you support him then you lardass bitch?

>and was the guiding principle for George's Africa initiative, which is doing really great things with curbing aids and other diseases without mass sterilization like the gates charities do
this sounds like complete nonsense and of course a quick search reveals that it is

Huh? Huh?
Dubs and you die.

First trans fist “lady”

How old are you?

Didn't he repent to hell and back for that shit though? Or am I misremembering? Not that it excuses anything.

No but it happened to a neighbor. He said he told the dude to get away from his car but the nig instead looked spooked and tried to grab something in his pocket. So the owner unloaded 4 rounds. They found a fun on the dead guy but the judge said that the owner should have just called the police and done nothing else because no car is worth a mans life.

>How old are you?
cringe

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Have sex. Please.

>that one muslim Canadian who keeps screaming about America all day

What's the matter, Tyrone? Are you having trouble understanding the question? Am I using too complicated words?

>Rocco "I get my rocks off first bitch Siffredi"
Based as fuck.

I fucking wish.

incel

this is still the best Indian post on the internet.

chupão

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Most kids in school don't eat breakfast. It's school lunch then dinner later on, if that.

Wrong.

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Indians on the internets are adorable desu

>Mom would make my lunch everyday
>Would get made fun of for it at school
>Would make my own lunch
>But mom would still make me a lunch even when I made my own
>Would eat her lunches because they always tasted better than the shit I made
>10 years later
>Been living on my own
>Mom will somtimes pop in at my house and drop me off lunch for work the next day.

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It's hilarious to me that these "people" support outright Communists and enemies of not only American values, but Western values, but accuse the president of being an puppet of former communist Russia. You could say the far-right is anti-American for morally supporting the third reich or something but they were enemies of coincidence and circumstance, not outright adversaries.

>your wife is also your personal bodyguard
Obama is one smart negro

>former communist Russia
Emphasis on former.

The Soviet Union broke nearly 30 years ago, Zoomy.

She could give Tyson a run for his money.

that's what I mean. he has a personal bodyguard/enforcer with him at all times, being the wife is the perfect cover for "her".

>Be Black
>Marry a Black dude
>Husband becomes PotUS
>"Ayo man like, kids needin healthy lunches n sheeeit"
>White Californian Liberal girls hold you up as the most heroic and greatest woman ever.

that's a nice story, I hope she doesn't worry about your self sufficiency

What has Melania done lately?

none of them would ever say condoleezza rice

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Sometimes moms just want to keep being moms. There is really no problem with it unless you end up living in her basement demanding she makes you tendies while you shitpost on Yea Forums

Your mom sounds like a really cool person

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