OH NO NO NO

>be dunston
>check out

Star Wars: Disputing the Union

damn they referenced those characters you nerds worship guess you have to go see it now

Very original.

>Now that subverts my expectations
Yes. Especially because all the Skywalkers are dead.

Compare:
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi
And
>The Phantom Mwnace
>Attack of the Clones
>Revenge of the Sith
With:
>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi
>Skywalkers

Why do NuWars titles feel so bland compared to OT and PT titles?

STAR WARS EPISODE IX:

please watch our movie its got lando, and george is back

Kilo is a skywalker; check mate biggot

>Dunston 2: Lights out

>janny actually clicked and watched this webm before autistically deleting it
imagine doing this for free.

imagine deleting this post for free.

it was han's long lost and forgotten twin brother who died and not the real han solo! he sacrificed himself for his heroic brother!
also solo 2 that tells the story of han solo's twin brother hits the theaters in 2021!

He's a Solo, like his father before him.

Why are you falling for fake b8?

star wars george checks out

>not calling it luke starkiller and the secret of the whills
can you spell pleb

Star Skywalkers Wars?

Implying that's not OP trying to bump his thread

>hmm what should we name the villain
>well hes a skywalker and a solo
>skylo?
>too obvious drop the s

POLL TIME

strawpoll.me/17795565

Wtf I thought they weren't making more starshit movies after tlj and solo flopped hard

>they gave him the last name of one of the most wanted criminals in the galaxy instead of the prestigious Organa, essentially putting a bounty on the baby's head before he is even born
brainlet-tier. both eushit and mouse wars.

Star Wars: Episode IX: The Fast and the Furious is my pick.

based retard

*cue laugh track*

B-BUT REY AND KYLO ARE A COUPLE
REY IS ACTUALLY LUKE'S KID
OH NO NON ON ONO
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
REYLOFAGGOTS ETERNALLY BTFO

i like skywalkers because it shows how desperate and scared disney are after TLJ performing below average and Solo completely bombing

>x is scared/desperate/dying

Star Wars Episode IX: Plan 9

Expected: something bland
Got: something retarded

Expectations throughly subverted

>He's not Solo anymore, he's Han Duo!

Are we sure Rian didn't make this one too?

Too many “of the” in the first six though. They even used it twice in a row

The Last Jedi, film aside, fits with the originals. The Force Awakens is a lame title... but it’s not out of place and fits with the serial title motive GL was going for. Skywalkers does not fit