Dora the Explorer looks like THAT??
Wow
Rememver when college humor did a fake Dora trailer and used that actress from modern family who looked really cute and had massive tits but as soon as she became legal got a reduction and turned into a massive thot?
Literally who cares about this movie?
rip in piece ariels tits
A week ago, I was mad at superheroes movies for being childish pieces of shit.
I joked about Dora the explorer making the Box Office next.
I didn't know about this.
Is the Universe just making fun of me at this point?
Fucking e-toddler world.
I fucking hate this obnoxious beanerino
I want to strip her naked, pin her down on some ancient Mayan sacrificial table, and make sweet love to her until I cum inside and impregnate her with the new Mesoamerican God of Death, if you know what I mean.
Imagine being a parent taking your little kids to watch the movie because they love Dora. You then suddenly hear heavy breathing and smell something bad. You look around and there are greasy grown up men from Yea Forums behind the row.
There's this Moner webm when you can almost see her titty. Anyone got it?
Wow, strawberry shortcake looks like THAT?
I think it looks kind of fun?
>impregnate her with the new Mesoamerican God of Death, if you know what I mean.
Well that's not how Mesoamerican gods work. Please research the Popol Vuh and then try again.
I don't, explain
This is gonna flop hard
Making movies for Yea Forums only doesn't work
What I mean is, is I'm looking forward to the movie, it looks fun
Dora the (cave) Explorer
So why do i need to watch that movie when that fucking trailer already showed me almost all of it ?
Don't watch it then.
>We need a whacky but relatable ethnic character that does constant out of place quips to lighten the mood in our bad writing
>Say no more senpai got u covered there
How does it feel to touch them
You need the bluray so you can make webms
>she's 17
MODSSSSSS
Sorry, I'll stick to her public instagram posts
>he lives in a country where fucking a 17 year old is a crime
Imagine being so cucked by your government
Dora has a message for you all