That's right! A girl that wants to play football!

they nailed the "feminazi just wants attention" trend before it even really started

Stop. Fucking. Sneedposting.

Good times when Simpsons mocked Lisa

formerly chuckposting

One of the greatest scenes in the Simpsons, truly a work of art.

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They also nailed the "city slicker wants to plant gummy bears" trend before it really started in an episode from season 11.

I say we gives those bitches exactly what they say they want. Let them on NFL squads. Let them get obliterated every play. When those sluts are carried off the field on stretchers every play maybe they'll shut their fat fucking mouths. At least about playing football.

The Simpsons is so shit nowadays, it's not even worth discussing

I for one welcome our new sneedposting overlords

Start. Feeding. Chuckposting.

Bathe. You will feel good once you're clean.

Talk to people in person. It's not as weird as you think to just randomly just start talking to someone (men or women).

Stop doing drugs if you do them.

Cut out the porn. You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.

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Ok

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Why do whites make this face?

Well well, if it isn't Mr Salad Fork.

>playing little league football in the early 90s
>tomboy is playing with us
>no one really cares, we were 8 or so and just happy to have pads and helmets and bash into each other
>her dad comes home from overseas and flips out
>makes her be a cheerleader for the little league team she used to play for
>she's bummed out but does it since her dad is crazy and probably beats her mom
She would only do butt stuff in high school because of the virginity meme, but she was pretty cool. I liked her. No complaints.

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it's the "I hate niggers" face

>You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.
Literally the opposite

lol why do you even start trying to figure out who I am with a single post ? I shower everyday, I am relatively social even if I sometimes feel awkward, not doing drugs, ok I watch porn like 95% of men but I am friends with many women
I am not doing good of bad with women, had 8 sex partners at 27
check your "radar" and stfu

Women are sexual objects

>Talking Simpsons podcast
>they call this scene sexist because it undermines Lisa
>they suggest Lisa is crying tears of joy at the end and not tears of shame
I don't know why I still listen to such a hyper liberal podcast, I guess I just like the simpsons enough.

that's kinda sad. also
>She would only do butt stuff in high school because of the virginity meme
why the fuck is this written like a complaint, you unappreciative little shit

Heh, imagine that.

Based dad. Stupid tomboy whore should know her role.
The fact that she did anal proves how much of a whore she is.

>playing fancy german football in the early 9.6s
>moeboy is playing with us
>no one really cares, we were 7 to 8 max or so and just happy to have salad forks and gucci loafers and chuck into each other
>her dad comes home from guatemala and flips out
>makes her be a feedleader for the little league team she used to play for
>she's bummed out but does it since her dad is crazy and probably seeds her mom
She would only fuck and suck in high school because of the sneed meme, but formerly she was pretty cool. I liked her. No complaints.

Thread reminder.

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I'm not really into anal that much since I'm bigger than average and it tends to hurt and I don't like hurting girls. I never wanted to fuck her because the first time I did she cried.
All girls are whores you dumbass.

>Sneed: Seed and Feed
>Chuck: SUCK AND FUCK

AI Sneed

B A S E D
A
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Sneed

Al Snean

>>makes her be a cheerleader for the little league team she used to play for
sounds cute and humiliating, no wonder she was into butt stuff

Remember the time in Season 2 when Lisa guilt tripped her mother because she ate a grape to make sure they weren't shit? Lisa was always a cunt.
youtube.com/watch?v=eeplVT4qEZc

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>All girls are whores you dumbass.
Did i claim otherwise?

we had a few of those girls in our day. Didn't make it to day three of practice

She was right, though

Way beack when Lisa still believed in Christianity. It's weird going back and watching old episodes where literally every character attends church. None of that anymore.

>he doesn't check his berries and grapes before buying them to make sure they're good.

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Scrawl
>Didja do de bulsosah?
Bartic head
>Na
Wanna know more about it?

Remember the time in Season 9.6 when Chuck guilt tripped his Sneed because he ate a seed to make sure they weren't suck? Chuck was always a fuck.

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How do women's teams fare when they play their male counterparts? Have the national teams of the US for example ever played head to head?

Okay this was a good post

They play high school boys teams and lose

Chuck

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Bart was never intelligent

Part of Christianity is using your own brain tho and not blindly following laws. Yellling about 2 measely grapes is top tier autism that some Rabbis would probably do. Bothering store clerks about those grapes is much bigger sin than eating those grapes and testing the wares.
Simpsons has always portrayed a very shallow idea of Christianity.

How do women's teams fare when they play their male counterparts?
They suck and fuck

Poorly. I think the curling teams do better but the dudes are usually drunk and eyeballing their tits and lose on purpose to try to get into their pants.

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They lose without fail. This is why the Olympics is gender segregated. Go look at any world record in any event and see how ridiculously far ahead men are in terms of athletics.

Usually once kids hit puberty schools don't allow mixed sex teams or sports, under the pretense that girls might get hurt, but considering this applies to non contact sports like tennis i really don't think they're worried about them being physically hurt.

Its fine to have gender differences, theres nothing wrong with women being less capable athletically, i just wish we didn't all have to pretend women are just as capable

>ywn fuck the woman in the middle before she gets any older

based

OH NO NO NO NO

The fact that people even ask this question really shows how far into clown world we are. If men tried their best and played for a title against a women's team they would literally maim and kill them in the heat of the moment. When they just play teenagers in friendly matches with nothing on the line they "only" lose 10-0 instead and don't literally die.

I played pop warner as a kid and one year we had to play against a girl, it was one of those girls with a hyper competitive father that wished she had been a boy so they made her a running back and on the first play of the game I picked her up and slammed her into the ground spine first and she broke one of the vertebrae in her spine and never played again.

I feel bad, because I had that same shitty dad that forced me into contact sports as a kid but even still, you don't put a girl on the same field as guys and expect it to go well.

NO!!!!! I WILL NEVER STOP FUCKING SNEEDPOSTING!!!!!

LISA SNEEDSON

SNEED!!!!!

3 girls on the right, foursome with me

Okay but your gonna share the same locker room, and you will be getting fucked in there pregame, half time, and postgame. You will be on the field with players cum in your stomach at all times.

>and you will be getting fucked in there pregame, half time, and postgame. You will be on the field with players cum in your stomach at all times.

W-woah..

Lewd

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the virgin huw*te knight who do no muh evil drugs
THE CHAD CRACK NIGGER WHO ASSERTS MALE DOMINANCE

SHE'S 8 YEARS OLD MOOODS

Girl on the left watches sternly and judges them harshly on their blowjob technique.

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Sneed's sneed! Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed!

underrated

Sorry I was talking about my older sister, she was the Lisa of my family and she only wanted to play football because she thought that would happen.

>Crinsed

>TL Note: "Lewd behavior" means "fucking and sucking".

Wanted for city slicker behavior

HAVE. SEX.

SNEEDSNEEDSNEEDSNEEDSNEEDSNEEDbasedSNEEDSNEEDSNEED

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She wanted to play football so she would be fucked in the locker room?

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>she's bummed out but does it since her dad is crazy and probably beats her mom
>and then you fucked her in her butt
That's a pretty sad story.

you can be a woman if you just cut it off

You buy the grapes if they aren't dogshit terrible, how does Lisa not get this?

Her boyfriend was on the team, she told me at least once she went onto the field cum filled, got tackled, and upchucked it onto the turf. We are very close twins.

feed and seedpilled

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>tfw Sneed finna bout to dab on you

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Once I took women off the pedestal is when I actually started getting laid. Whatever you do, dont listen to this user. 10/10 chance he has given money to an e-girl

Actually I never had a master plan...

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She went to college and married a nice guy and pumped out a couple of kids. Take what you can get in this world.

NO FREAKING WAY

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haha that would be so weird

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HOLY CRAP LOUIS IT'S SNEED CHUCK

Once I took Chuk off the fuck is when I actually started getting sucked. Whatever you do, dont feed this city slicker. 9.6/10 chance he has given money to a simpsons place.

Did she make it?

But user, don’t you want to hear the same 20 CLASSIC quotes all over the internet? Over and over again until the end of time?

>Looks like city slicker's a little lost.

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No, she had to apply for a job at Chuck's

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Yes. She's the Jets best player, actually.

"I Sneed a break from all the memes"

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assuming the other players are male, lisa was such a bigoted csi gender

That's right! A sneed that wants to play feedball!

Lisa is a whore

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She seems too good for jets
;)

>australians
>capable of anything but swimming and shitposting
the game was rigged from the start.

Don't forget killing Muslims

Trips confirm!
That episode when she dated Nelson was pretty eye opening, escpially the part about how women are attracted to men who they want to change.
Skip to 1:48
youtube.com/watch?v=pf8_P_5g8bw

>Part of Christianity is using your own brain tho and not blindly following laws
this is why your shitty religion is permitting ex-porn stars to be born again and absolve themselves of everything.
What a fucking joke of a faith.

I am not a Christian tho. I have just studied Christianity, had conversations with priests and read Bible.

I bet they molest you too.

fair enough but it's still stupid
>I need to have explicit rules for my life because I don't understand the concept of inherent ethical standards and the idea of introspection frightens me
>But I'll also cheat and not follow those rules anyway

I have just studied Chuckstianity, had conversations with city slickers and read Sneedle.

i think you are missing one very memorable moment from S11E5 in the mosaic,

Nah, Christianity is just teached in our schools and before my confirmation we did bible study stuff. Officially I am Christian but I don't practice it.

I agree. But you can also think it in other ways: God gave humans Earth so we could live here and use the resources God gave us but also we have to be the gardeners who take care of the world. In most Lutheran churches the concept of free will revolves around the idea of rightful use of tools God gave to people, tools being the mind, resources or something else.
Christianity has changed alot during almost 2000 years and stuff like morals tied to fear of God is a medieval relic when church wanted to keep people acting like decent human beings and scared them with stories about the fires of Hell.

cringe

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Go ahead and edit that one.

Are you a nigger?

N-n-no

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you have to tell us if you are or else it's entrapment.
that's the law.

According to U.S. Census Bureau I am totally white

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lmao

sneed

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>Implying Lisa would fuck and suck (formerly feed and seed)

that's handegg tho.

What's the relationship between Sneed and Reddit, anyway? Why does he have so many crossposter fans?

cute but she has the head of the aliens from Indiana Jones 4.

>swimming
Not even that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Harold_Holt

>not liking ayyy lmaos

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It doesn’t really have to do with size, I have an average at best peen and have made girls cry with anal, also that’s the best part you beta

>country
>not board
cringe and low effort

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>According to Grey, Holt faked his own death in order to defect to China, and was "collected" by frogmen who dragged him to a waiting submarine. Reviewers noted multiple factual errors in the book, not least that it was physically impossible for a submarine to be positioned so close to the shore. Zara observed that her husband "didn't even like Chinese food".[47]
>Zara observed that her husband "didn't even like Chinese food".[47]

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Can I have your sister’s number dog?

>low effort
What have you achieve in your life Moe?

what’s a sneed?

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they've run out of achievements for lisa that aren't "a girl that wants to take 10 dicks on uncensored public access television"

Cringe
This

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Found the redditor

Same boat. Wasn’t it great when they had that indian guy come on to complain about apu and not only was it clear he wasn’t familiar with apu’s character at all, but he was impressed with how accurate to indian immigrant life the depiction was?

I think the top spot has to go to when the gay one (the main gay) complained about Venom because Venom turns into a sexy lady for the kiss scene which is of course just because of homophobia.

I love this story, please repost it in the future, and lewdly.

Good thing Simpsons is full of strong gay characters.

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>That's right! A sneed that wants to seed and feed!

Formerly Chuck's Tavern

I miss when Lisa did pranks and laughed with Bart when he called Moe's

sneed

It was a different time. Simpsons is almost as old and withered as Moleman.

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Western drawn porn is just embarressing

Japanese porn is literally recycled shit over and over again.

Yes? I'm not really sure what that has to do with how embarrassing western drawn porn is.

Well I don't expect a retard like you to get it.

I miss when your daddy worked on the old Simpson place, prior to abandoning it because he couldn't grow nothing on it.

simply sneed

>stop doing drugs
Only partially correct

Based and Redpilled
>crack infrequently
>amphetamines
>rc stims
>ketamine
>ghb

Cringe bluepilled normie shit
>opiods
>weed
>mdma
>lsd
>mushrooms
>benzos

This is why you lost the store, Charles

That's pretty hot. What do her panties smell like ?

Piss and sweat.

What is you guys preferred way to watch the Simpsons? Mine is pic related.

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How the fuck do people watch shit in such a tiny screen?

Just piss and sweat ?

If you cant think of anything good, you can just not reply. That's the beauty of this place

only fucking weirdos want to have sex with objects you mongloid

Old age is a terrible thing. Losing your sight must be awful

I hire Vietnamese artist to illustrate every frame of an episode. That is the true patrician way to view Simpsons.

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Why the fuck did you reply him then? Retard.

You could still do that stuff 20 years ago.

What does this got to do with your shitty small screen? Don't you want to immerse yourself when you watch a show? Or are you those autistic kids who needs stimulant constantly on the go.

Well I don't expect a retard like you to get it.

even in chess they have women-only tournaments it's amazing

Your saying I must be a kid if I cant focus on something unless I'm completely immersed in it? Huh. Hey, I think you dropped something, is this yours?

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Shit, someone got their feeling hurt today.

based

>reading comprehension

That's the perfect size so you don't have to move your eyes to much.

You're Asian?

Nah, I just want to sit back relax and watch some tv without any effort.

But that's not a tv

(;_;)

I ment television programming.

It was the luxury of portability at the time.

I used to play basketball as a kid and our team was just fucking bad. Our coach was allways going on how the same age girls team is so great, they win matches and dont screw around at practise. We once played a training mach againts them and beat them like 120-0 . Then we agreed to play for awhile more cos it wasnt that serious and they got like 8 points because we couldnt give a shit anymore

There was a girl in my football league and she complained that guys were being too hard on her.

were you in the thread yesterday where i mentioned hockey and the other user posted that

>Part of Christianity is using your own brain tho and not blindly following laws.
You just keep telling yourself that.

Licorice whip

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Sneeda sneedsons

Licofeed sneed

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Eh 'Tone, why's Chuck so fuckin suck he fucks?

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I dated a girl who played hockey in elementary school or something and she said she had to quit because the boys refused to be rough with her. Or something like that, I don't remember what she said exactly.

>weed and feed
formerly cocaine

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PRÖÖÖÖÖH! :DDD

crack that seed

no matter how many times you try and convince yourself otherwise, most men, including the married ones in relationships, view women as sexual objects.

no matter how many times you try and convince yourself otherwise, most men, including the married ones in relationships, view Sneed's Feed and Seed as Chuck's Fuck and Suck.

BASED

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Underrated

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Never gets old

lmao

Ah blooo blooo. Just name one mainstream denomination that follows every law set in Bible.

>Thats right! A mom who wants to settle down.

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>You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.

This is a trap every guy will fall into.

>meet a girl
>immediate connection but she is engaged (her fiance lives out of town for work)
>invites me over to her place all the time, I try to make a move and she says that she values my friendship and she could never cheat on her fiance
>I hang out with her for a while but she moves after college
>she contacts me out of the blue a couple of years later and we talk
>I ask her is she married and she says oh, no not anymore
>she is now in a relationship with this guy you could call a Chad who went to college with us
>I find out later that Chad fucked her during college, since freshman year till senior year

From this I learned that you should never miss out on chances with the girls (I passed on a great chick because I was in love with a "chaste" girl) and you should never put them on a pedestal. There are thousands of girls out there and they want to be fucked.

>Current Society is never wrong
>You are always wrong
>Just adapt bro

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