ITT: only the most absolute 10/10 kino webms
ITT: only the most absolute 10/10 kino webms
>2019
>cumming from a handjob
have sex
The brains behind Trump 2016 and 2020
Someone post the Brazilians over-reacting to Walking Dead Sneed edit.
Ron Pearlman might be having a mental breakdown.
Holy shit.
Why does she think that is appropriate?
What was he chainsawing at? God?
Marty's lawn.
unironically good
>virgin speaks of something he does not know of
God, I love it when they get a bit of oil going with the handjob. Love making a mess in a girl's hands.
What the fuck kind of ending shot is this?
God bless you.
kino
where can i watch the entire video
who's this?
>let me just walk closer to this guy even though I have a handgun which I can use at range and all he has is a sword
fucking degenerate
In the original video they're reacting to Game of Thrones so presumably somebody with taste
damn that guy in the back gives no fucks
When a massive shit turns into diarrhea
Jagg?
How self obsessed must you be to start filming yourself watching TV?
Finally some good fucking food
it's the guy's reflection you autist
"I'm just burning doing the neutron dance!
handjobs rule faggot
What was he shooting at?
fuckin gross go back to brazil
I see this Fargo webl posted pretty often
Why?
as an anglo, it's commonly understood here that football fans are the lowest of the lowest in our society, literal peasant brainlets
me
kek
this guy
you now realize the slowly rising man has a slowly rising wife next to him
>On today's episode of "every face in this crowd could be it's own webm"...
nah its the walking dead
>New Yorkers
there are seven women in the webm, are they as excited about football as men?
Goddamn southerners.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. never had sex
welcome to earth
me on the right
they're excited for an opportunity to drink beer in the middle of the day
based cameraman
My point still stands
no cuz i fuked ur mom dude
lmao they really linger on this for extremely long
Holy shit those smug eyes on the robot.
it sure does
look at the size of that... that thing could rip you to shreds man
>animals are assholes too
surprise, we are related.
That gorilla's a punk.
based
A real life representation of Twitter v. Yea Forums
What a monster she is
such a fantastic film
Terrence Malick does horror
absolutely fucking kino
That boy ain't right
The GOAT one.
Why would you do that? Why do people believe in God?
dey friends
dating in a nutshell
Based old-Disney, bringing the wmaf cuckhold to dab on them degenerates and uglies.
is this how redditors actually think
Literally "Do a flip faggot".
What a legend, RIP.
Jesus Christ, why haven't we genocided those ugly dangerous fuckers yet?
I think you meant to post this in /fit/ they'd really appreciate it there.
>the enemy can't shoot at you if you disable his hand
post moar of this cutie
Fucking kek. Do they do this for fun or something?
sauce
What episode is this?
they forgot they aren't birds
W-what is he doing to that penguin?
source
lmao he does look like he's gonna cheat
i don't remember this x-file
So cute
Is that alex skarsgard? I thought he was ripped but he doesn't look that big
THAT TAIL IS STRONG AF HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS LIKE HES ON STRINGS LIKE A PUPPET
DANGEROUS MAD RESPECT FOR AUSSIES.
Holy fuck, tell me he dieded
is this from the mad dog movie or something?
she looks mad
is she bullying someone?
god, wouldn't it just be awful to be on the receiving end of her wraith, r-right guys?
wtf, is the dude gay?
muh dik
...
afraid to become erect in those speedos
goddamn, that technique
he's wearing a cup though
Without laughing.
I practice MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I can.
As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg
I have a crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, duck him and give him good potatoes in his head. I will not let it go at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is over. You'll always have virgins from here to think that it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with the will already friends, and 2) it is not with your body of coward that you will do anything.
Any man a minimum trained can defeat a gorilla with a knife already. Hand bare is not necessarily more complicated it just requires the technique.
thats one chill bunny
Yep, this is my cringe of the day
Chimpanzees are strong enough to rip your face off
I would imagine Gorillas are the same
in this situation does a girl take offense/get insecure about herself?
its him
this is mine
probably but the dude got metoo'd by another ring girl so he's taking a broader Pence approach
sweet fucking lord
>that hand point at the end
My sides are in orbit
me on the left
but why
am i the only one who finds spitting in sex disgusting? either spitting in their mouth or used as lube its gross as fuck
I'd heem everyone ITT
check'em
low test
weak
too busty
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?
>t. SEETHING chestlet
>too busty
Damn...
Textbook case of abuse
what the fuck is happening? why is the deer alive and in the boot?
pathetic chestlet
it's so real how did they do this?
this is so nice to watch. thank you user.
he really wants his reparations
>The city of Ireland
She should check that anorexia and stop soaking her scalp in poison if she wants to stop balding.
needs work to loop perfectly
No way that's real. It's either a robot or a man in a suit
Well played Sir
Kek, is this Fast and the Furious?
Member when it just used to be about street racing?
THANKS BASED SATAN
Its an XXX movie
YO LIL DONNIE DUM DUM IMMA CUT MY DICK OFF HOW YOU LIKE THAT
Imagine getting paid to wash that costume after an arduous day of filming.
>That guy at the back not even watching it not giving a fuck
Based
that guy knows, he must maintain his power level at all costs.
hope he enjoys his time in hell
Must've been pretty hot in that outfit. Pretty hot indeed
Don't know but whoever it is he's based
He's just like me
>C'MON NGUBU SCORE A FACKIN GOAL
extremely UNDERRATED
had me a hearty chuckle
Southern whore dipping it in sweet tea you dumb faggot
>gets assaulted with a book
>"AH-DUUUUUURRRRR!!!!"
>allows it to happen
Why should I feel unconditional pity for the weak again?
Wasn't the story behind this that he didn't even bother to train either because he was such a smug fucking nigger?
This legitimately is the first time the pixels on my personal computer monitor has made me angry.
Cast them.
Did they fug
You can stop LARPing homo we all know you haven't even gotten to 1st base. Hand jobs are boring and awful and if you tolerate some whore giving you one past junior high you're a beta bitch.
How do kangaroos get so damn swole when all they eat is shitty grass?
Is this Tim Burton's bar?
>oi i fakkin hate pakis n muzzies n niggers mate!
>OI KITCHWA KICK THE BLOODY BALL! PASS IT TA FAKKIN MUHAMMED IF YA AIN'T GONNA SHOOT IT MATE!
maybe not as engaged, but typically they get quite into it
it's pretty disgusting, i fucking hate football normalfags, it's the typical boomer and bong sport
What a good boy
>historically high class event
>autistic kids
>dolled up wife dipping her chicken fingers into soda pop
>goblina plucking up what one can only assume are some sort of insects off the chair beside her and scarfing them down
>sad child being completely ignored
Yep, it's America all right.
What game?
based
Watch the best show HBO has ever put out pleb
I do the same thing to cute girls at the pool when they laugh at me for wearing a shirt.
>did you know that despite making up just 13%...
the size of that lad's goiter
I remember this scene from bubble boy
u faggots mirin?
Kek, i don't even browse /pol/ but this website sure as hell changes you
I'm sorry about your circumcision
holy shit that's psychotic. Did that actually happen?
Yes, and it makes me fucking sick. Fuck the altright/farright/incels/trolls/nazis/trump
wew
underrated remake
lots of good screens can come from it
looks like movie battles mod for jedi academy
>grabs the root
>the whole dick is covered and she can't do anything with the other hand
>tfw
this
>wait how do I shoot a gun? oh yeah walk up and punch with it right?
Pretty much yeah, but it's nothing compared to some of the death machines they came up with.
That was before Tarzan
A lot going on here
you are low test.
>DUDE ANIMAL ABUSE LMAO
kill yourself, not joking.
>break out out prison just to break back in
Cars are smar...
Sauce
>look at me, I'm acting!
First the emus now the roos, australians are endangered species
is that body type possible natty (on the left)?
Supplements
>women
It's a product of natty light
>it's going to take more than that
What did she mean by this? Did she think she was immune to bullets?
As the old guy
>you ain't justing me thot
That Brendan meme really went places
She was referring to the subjugation of her people, that it would take far more than bullets to stop the Jewish people from rising, and she was right
Is it creepy shit time again?
Why did she agree to this?
It called an uber instead of a cab
What the fuck?
That's exactly what happened, you just can't win as a man sometimes, you either avoid situations like this and keep your hands to yourself and everybody laughs and thinks you're being a weirdo, or risk being #metoo'd by some whore because your hand grazed the air around her
You morons seen masks before?
>studying journalism when newspapers are dying
WHAT
Cross fit is so gay.
>thinking the fact that she wants to be a journalist is the worst part
DMT
dlet
KINO
I dont want to, but I think Im going to start a folder with this guy's name on it.
why would meghan markle be wearing a meghan markle mask
probably my favorite jackie kino
the guy he's fighting was his personal bodyguard in real life
this and the rest of the fight, pure kinography
they want a cute and simple midwestern gf.
Where is this from
who
tight body and small tits is my weakness
yes please
lolwut
looks like the beckinsale daughter
Barty Crouch
Junior
>right into the open mouth
someone post that gif of the ape using a frog to jack off
damn the little one won
>I'll take a bite out of your cheek and I'll shit you out.
>when your girlfriend slowly jerks your dick while licking your nipples
feels good man
Jamie pull up that video of the chimp fucking the frog's mouth like a fleshlight.
Yeah...
Those things will fuck you to pieces.
>fighting so hard you shit yourself
Sauce
>three jump cuts for the sword draw
lmfao
Better fight choreography than the throne room in TLJ. Fucking embarrassing.
Bitch sells a finisher like RVD
THE PLOT THICCENS
He was previously accused of sexual assault after hugging a ring girl after a victory. Now he doesn't want them anywhere close.
yes
Toppest of keks, my fellow incel. I'll be right back, going to repost this on r/TheDonald!
We need a second holocaust desu senpai
I would rather fuck Emily Kinney and lick her DFC if I'm being honest.
>that hairline
Yikes?
>lick her DFC
what do you mean?
>when the edible kicks in
based
uh wtf is going on here?
they're masks
compare the head sizes to those behind them
it looks realistic because it's going through multiple processes of distorion, especially the filming of the TV, otherwise it would be as obvious as this one
why is she wearing a mask though? I don't get it.
Isn't that a Lindelof show? I vowed to never watch anything that guy's involved in.
Is that why her jaw is so strong?
it's not them, it's some gag like "oh we have them in the crowd here tonight!" and cut to them
What was her fucking problem? Does she not respect leftovers?
Literally how
Did you miss the fact the people were throwing shit at the gorrila?
the guy chewing that thing at the end is my favorite
probably injured beforehand, you just don't quit on that olympic dream even if you're fucked up
The English police are pathetic
on the contrary, this is how police should be
only civilians should have firearms
By the time they wrapped filming on Texas Chainsaw, Gunnar Hansen (and pretty much everyone else in the cast) was fucking losing his mind. That's Tobe Hooper there getting that shot, and Hansen is intentionally trying to scare the fuck out of him with that chainsaw. That wasn't a prop saw, because they couldn't afford dick. Even some of the bones you see throughout are real bones of animals and such, because they got them cheaper.
t. guy who recently read Chain Saw Confidential
Gets me everytime.
LICK EMILY KINNEY'S DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST
he was discarding weight for a speed bonus
>sees rampant death and destruction
>immediately pulls out an iPhone
Fuck, they really are sandniggers.